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Your book is utter trash and I bet it doesn't even include popular forms of outdoor recreation like "sex" or "firebombing federal courthouses."
Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
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Looks like it was a person who bought it on sale and tried to flip the price to make a profit.
I have my doubts. Melinda Scott is a rather common name.
Also, that book is 204pages long. Far too many for Melinda to write. I also believe that the publisher is from Sweden.
I also see that Melinda doesn't know how or why books get Editions.
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Then again why would you go outside to play Minecraft?
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Melinda didn't want her publisher to make it available as an e-book at all. They did it anyways, of course.
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Better AI and Herobrine wont find me.
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The year is 2017, Marshall has finally had enough with Andrew's shenanigans and is taking matters into his own hands. He drives his shitty 2002 Dodge Ram to Schenectady, NY and parks in front of the Carlson household. Andrew's parents are gone, visiting the other Carlson children who are all succesful people. Andrew is terrified and can feel his tum starting to bloat due to anxiety. The doorbell rings and Andrew starts to cake in sweat, scared for whats a' comin. Andrew opens the door and Marshall marches his pathetic, smol body into Andrew's house lookin like a Mexican dwarf. Andrew flinches, gets on his knees and begs for Marshall not to kill him.
"Looks like you are ripe for the takin you whore" Marshall whispers in Andrew's ear. Marshall pulls his pants down, forces Andrew onto his knees and bends over reaching back and pushing Andrew's face into his butt smearing it around and using Andrew's face as his personal toilet paper. Poop and anal pubes mesh all over his face ESSENTIALLY becoming one with Andrew.
Marshall whips his penis out and says "its fiesta time and you are my fuck pinata whore." Another of Marshall's bean people friends shows up. They take Andrew to the living room and lay him on the couch one enters his shithole from below and the other from above. "Two cocks up my ass",, says Andrew with ecstasy. both cum at the same time filling Andrew to the brim with their love. Melinda never stood a chance @TamarYaelBatYah
Its over.
"Looks like you are ripe for the takin you whore" Marshall whispers in Andrew's ear. Marshall pulls his pants down, forces Andrew onto his knees and bends over reaching back and pushing Andrew's face into his butt smearing it around and using Andrew's face as his personal toilet paper. Poop and anal pubes mesh all over his face ESSENTIALLY becoming one with Andrew.
Marshall whips his penis out and says "its fiesta time and you are my fuck pinata whore." Another of Marshall's bean people friends shows up. They take Andrew to the living room and lay him on the couch one enters his shithole from below and the other from above. "Two cocks up my ass",, says Andrew with ecstasy. both cum at the same time filling Andrew to the brim with their love. Melinda never stood a chance @TamarYaelBatYah
Its over.
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This is the hardest post to rate I've ever seen...
Deviant? Yes.
Horrifying? Yes.
Semper Fi? Yes.
Guess I'll settle for a simple, mundane thumb up...
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It never began.
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Melinda @TamarYaelBatYah you ignorant slut. I go away for a half of a second and you must have put a curse on half of the posters on here with your kind ways, beguiling mannerisms, and beauty. Some people have been posting kindly in kind.
Firstly, scarcity marketing of a book doesn't work for an item that never sold in the first place, particularly for an unknown author, self-publishing, who can't write for shit, and whose expertise on "outdoor recreation" is limited to her degree mill piece of paper and raising her kids in a tent.
Secondly, not only do Palestinians not have freedom of movement, they've been socialized to hate Israelis EVEN IF they are Jews! God damn you are a fucking unbelievable idiot. Religion isn't the only core value anyone has engrained within them since their formative years, and you are the perfect example of that. I mean, do you even understand what the British did to India or Ireland? Same idea. Once again, you give me genuine belly laughs. Sorry to whomever wrote the idiom "by the book" bc I don't recall, but when I was initially skimming the past few pages, I thought it might have been that she'd had it in her post and meant we should "buy the book." You see, Melinda, I simply rolled my eyes at that thinking, that's the girl we all know and...ahem, love. I don't expect you to know everything, and that's the point, but do not speak on shit you know nothing about. Seems to me you know nothing about anything.
Oh, and I almost forgot about the pipeline bullshit. That's right. That's where I've been. You see, Josh sent me on a secret mission to handle it. I've been gone for months now making certain it was taken care of despite that if you'd give it one second of thought you could recall that my area of knowledge is in law, philosophy, history, language, and only in the academic sense, etc. I know shit about shit when it comes to engineering, medicine, and certainly I know nothing about infrastructure. The things required to pull something like that off. That's my point though. You never EVER use your head to simply put an individual poster's knowledge base with them and furthermore the fact that most of the mature posters on here own the areas that we all have weakness in areas of knowledge and bodies of thought (all people do), indicated by the "informative" badge we give other posters when we learn something. THE HORNS in ancient religions!!! That's an area I'm well aware of! But I know that there are people on here with medical backgrounds from whom I learn a great deal about. There are MANY areas I no nothing about, so I give grace to them and pay fucking attention to them! However, bitch face, I taught English, and you drive me up the fucking wall with your crazy initial caps. On the other hand, most people know that from their eighth grade English class, Oh Sheba of The Mountains. Those who don't may be ESL individuals.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER ACCEPT THAT YOU HAVE GAPS IN KNOWLEDGE WHEN YOU ARE THE LEAST KNOWLEDGABLE PERSON ON HERE? Oh, that's called narcissism. Yet, you throw that word back at us on the regular. Funny, expected behavior from one.
Goodnight. See you in a few when my job lightens up again. Remember, some of us don't suck off the system and neglect our children by spending four hours a day on a forum. Baby Yoda, come back to me...missing shithole. hmmm. Couldn't @ you?
Edit: grammar (now that wouldn't do, pig) But while I'm here, I missed you all, and of course I'm aware that being a bit soft on her or no, she still doesn't catch what you're doing. Thick as a brick that one.
Firstly, scarcity marketing of a book doesn't work for an item that never sold in the first place, particularly for an unknown author, self-publishing, who can't write for shit, and whose expertise on "outdoor recreation" is limited to her degree mill piece of paper and raising her kids in a tent.
Secondly, not only do Palestinians not have freedom of movement, they've been socialized to hate Israelis EVEN IF they are Jews! God damn you are a fucking unbelievable idiot. Religion isn't the only core value anyone has engrained within them since their formative years, and you are the perfect example of that. I mean, do you even understand what the British did to India or Ireland? Same idea. Once again, you give me genuine belly laughs. Sorry to whomever wrote the idiom "by the book" bc I don't recall, but when I was initially skimming the past few pages, I thought it might have been that she'd had it in her post and meant we should "buy the book." You see, Melinda, I simply rolled my eyes at that thinking, that's the girl we all know and...ahem, love. I don't expect you to know everything, and that's the point, but do not speak on shit you know nothing about. Seems to me you know nothing about anything.
Oh, and I almost forgot about the pipeline bullshit. That's right. That's where I've been. You see, Josh sent me on a secret mission to handle it. I've been gone for months now making certain it was taken care of despite that if you'd give it one second of thought you could recall that my area of knowledge is in law, philosophy, history, language, and only in the academic sense, etc. I know shit about shit when it comes to engineering, medicine, and certainly I know nothing about infrastructure. The things required to pull something like that off. That's my point though. You never EVER use your head to simply put an individual poster's knowledge base with them and furthermore the fact that most of the mature posters on here own the areas that we all have weakness in areas of knowledge and bodies of thought (all people do), indicated by the "informative" badge we give other posters when we learn something. THE HORNS in ancient religions!!! That's an area I'm well aware of! But I know that there are people on here with medical backgrounds from whom I learn a great deal about. There are MANY areas I no nothing about, so I give grace to them and pay fucking attention to them! However, bitch face, I taught English, and you drive me up the fucking wall with your crazy initial caps. On the other hand, most people know that from their eighth grade English class, Oh Sheba of The Mountains. Those who don't may be ESL individuals.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER ACCEPT THAT YOU HAVE GAPS IN KNOWLEDGE WHEN YOU ARE THE LEAST KNOWLEDGABLE PERSON ON HERE? Oh, that's called narcissism. Yet, you throw that word back at us on the regular. Funny, expected behavior from one.
Goodnight. See you in a few when my job lightens up again. Remember, some of us don't suck off the system and neglect our children by spending four hours a day on a forum. Baby Yoda, come back to me...missing shithole. hmmm. Couldn't @ you?
Edit: grammar (now that wouldn't do, pig) But while I'm here, I missed you all, and of course I'm aware that being a bit soft on her or no, she still doesn't catch what you're doing. Thick as a brick that one.
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Oh noes. Russel Greers lawsuit against KF is slowly being flushed down the toilet.
I wonder what Mel thinks of her chances.
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Soon the only case will be Patrick's
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I wonder what the judge thinks, since he seemingly forgot all about her in the three months he didn't make a ruling.
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Based Jones, giving us a shining example of how much attention her bullshit should be given.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he's enjoying the three month break, knowing that as soon as he dismisses it Melinda will file another bullshit lawsuit he'll have to deal with.
He probably wants her to kill herself as much as I do.
He probably wants her to kill herself as much as I do.
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I'm pretty sure her brood will do that to her before she does. One of them is bound to snap.
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Res Judicata should prevent it (should have now too, but the Clerk/Judge made a mistake). Despite what Mel thinks, it applies even if your lawsuit was dismissed without prejudice (Loe v. Armistead 582 F.2d 1291 (4th Cir. 1978 ) (holding that Res Judicata blocks complaints that "essentially repeated the allegations" whatever or not they were dismissed with Prejudice), Fayetteville Investors v. Commercial Builders, 936 F.2d 1462 (4th Cir. 1991) (holding that Rule 12(b)(6) dismissal grants Res Judicata (All of Mel's complaints have been dismissed this way)), Eriline Company S.A. Edgardo Bakchellian v. James P. Johnson Universal Marketing Group 440 F.3d 648 (4th Cir. 2006) (holding that the court can sua sponte consider and decide to dismiss a complaint due to Res Judicata)
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Going hard after your adversary gives them free shots against you - they can focus not on what you're saying but how you're saying it. If you lay out your critique in a polite manner you'll usually get silence. And, as we all know, qui tacet consentire videtur.
I really don't see anything like this (suicide or self-harm) happening. Not that type of personality in my opinion. Combination of entitlement and ability to justify pretty much any action in absolute terms make this kind of scenario nigh-impossible.
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She's too narcissistic to ever kill herself. A man can still dream though.
@Useful_Mistake, she's said that if this lolsuit fails she's going to try to sue him for appropriation. Hopefully Null's lawyer is aware of this and can point out that it's more evidence that she's trying to use the courts to harass him.