Freaked by cicada swarms? You could just stick a fork in ’em - Eat the bugs article #2853

Freaked by cicada swarms? You could just stick a fork in ’em​

https://apnews.com/article/eating-brood-x-cicadas-bfd249381c3947b3881a8f0bd19e6ead (https://archive.ph/K5NrD)

NEW YORK (AP) — Cicadas are poised to infest whole swaths of American backyards this summer. Maybe it’s time they invaded your kitchen.

Swarms of the red-eyed bugs, who are reemerging after 17 years below ground, offer a chance for home cooks to turn the tables and make them into snacks.

Full of protein, gluten-free, low-fat and low-carb, cicadas were used as a food source by Native Americans and are still eaten by humans in many countries.

“We really have to get over our dislike of insects, which is really strong and deep-seated in most people in our culture,” said David George Gordon, author of “Eat-a-Bug Cookbook” and known as the Bug Chef.

“You could make stir fry. You can mix them into dough to make bread — make banana bread, let’s say. You can batter them and deep fry them, which I think would be my favorite way,” he said.

This year’s group is called Brood X, and they can be seen in 15 Eastern states from Indiana to Georgia to New York. Their cacophonous mating song can drown out the noise of passing jets.

When the soil warms up enough, cicadas emerge from the ground, where they’ve been sucking moisture from tree roots for the past 13 or 17 years, depending on species. They shed their exoskeletons, attach themselves to branches, mate and lay eggs before dying off in about six weeks.

When eating adult cicadas, it’s advised to pull the wings and legs off to reduce the crunchiness. But Gordon advises home cooks to gather the cicadas when they’re nymphs, before their body armor hardens and while they are still soft and chewy, like soft shell crab.

He puts them in the freezer, a humane way to kill them. Once defrosted, cicadas can become a pizza topping like sundried tomatoes, or replace shrimp in any recipe. Others have followed his lead, including a University of Maryland cookbook dedicated to the cicada.

“People can’t really deal with the idea of looking at a bug and eating it. So that’s why I like tempura batter or something that just conceals the features of the nymph,” Gordon said. “Plus, I’ll eat anything that’s deep fried. I have a recipe in my book for a deep-fried tarantula spider and they’re really good.”

Gordon’s “Eat-a-Bug Cookbook” came out in 1998 and was greeted by hostility and jokes from late-night TV hosts. “But of course, over the last 20 years, this is moving in the direction of being normalized,” he said.

Gordon pointed to the rise of foodie culture and thrill-seeking eaters like chef Andrew Zimmern, but especially to a 2013 report from the United Nation’s Food and Agriculture Organization as a turning point in interest in edible insects. The report estimated that insect-eating is practiced regularly by at least 2 billion people around the world, and that dozens of species have been documented as edible, including cicadas.

It also declared that edible insects are rich in protein and good fats, high in calcium, iron and zinc, emit fewer greenhouse gases than most livestock, and take very little farming space or water.

“Now people were taking what I had been saying all along more seriously,” Gordon said. In America, “We’re kind of the weirdos: 80% of the world’s cultures eat insects, but we’re in that 20% that thinks it’s an abomination.”

The number of mass-produced foods containing insects — from protein bars to chips and pasta sauce — has been rising. In parts of Asia, some insects are sold in bags like salted peanuts or in tubes like stacked potato chips. A German company makes burgers out of mealworms.

“They’re a much healthier option for the planet,” said Dr. Jenna Jadin, an evolutionary biologist and ecologist who has worked as a climate change adviser for UN agencies like the Food and Agriculture Organization. “Especially in light of the fact that we will shortly have to feed 9 billion people.”

Jadin notes with a laugh that once the mighty, high-cost lobster was deemed so repulsive in the West that it was fed to prisoners. “Perceptions change,” she said.

She notes that the Food and Agriculture Organization estimates about 18% of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions are due to animal agriculture.

Adventurous eaters might start with insects at the Newport Jerky Company, which has stores in Massachusetts and Rhode Island and a vibrant online presence. Its insect section includes a bag of grasshoppers for $9.99 or chocolate-covered crickets for $6.99.

Co-owner Derek Medico said he sells one item — a $9.99 mixed bag of dehydrated grasshoppers, mole crickets, silkworms, crickets and sago worms — thousands of times a year. “I think a lot of it just the novelty,” he said.

And he doesn’t expect to see consistent demand for insects anytime soon.

“In other countries and other cultures, that’s much more accepted and much more normal,” he said. “But here, I just think it’s just going to take a while.”
 
Idk looking at bugs makes me happy and full of desire to cherish and love them as well as appreciate the vital role they have in the ecosystem

Life as we know it would not be possible without insects, they're one of the most important groups of animals on the planet. Whether you choose to eat them or not (and they have been a food source for humans forever in many part of the world), it's important to still recognize the vital role they play in both our existence as well as the existence of most life on earth.
I agree that they are important creatures, but I still hate them being anywhere near me and just the thought of eating them outside of severely desperate circumstances makes me want to vomit.
 
If I was nuts I would say they are running the machine into the wall, so they can pick up the pieces later and rebuild it

I don't think that's nuts. I heard that's just what they're doing: breaking down society to enslave the world (more than now). It would explain Clown World and Mega Clown World after 2020, like "New Normal".
 
That’s it I’m going to eat so many fucking bugs that you’re going to see charities dedicated to the endangered species that is Bluebottles and the NWO aren’t going to be able to stop me.

Im going to make it so that people only know what a fucking Beetles looks like from reading a history book.
I’m going to make it so Anteaters become opportunistic predators.
I’m gonna make it so flowers start needing dedicated people to spread their pollen.

And when the last men on earth find me, and ask me why, I’m going to spit out the butterfly wings and say “I ATE THE BUGS”
 
Piss Earth 2030

I've said it before, but Homo sapiens really are a very flawed species: full of jerks and blind followers. If there were less jerks, or less blind followers, we may have not seen articles telling us to eat bugs...
 
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I think EAT THE BUGS is dumb, we really don't need to replace all animal eating with bug eating, but I also don't think there's a problem with integrating it into more common products. As a protein snack at least they seem like they'd be far easier to produce than beef jerky, and it doesn't seem like they'd be difficult to make taste good either.
 
I've said it before, but Homo sapiens really are a very flawed species: full of jerks and blind followers. If there were less jerks, or less blind followers, we may have not seen articles telling us to eat bugs...
My observation would be the following.
The more man got civilized, the more it outsourced essential services to outsiders. Thus you got dependent on more and more distant places who simply don't care about you.
In the end of the day people just got so used to them that they just wait for the authority to do anything. It is comfortable and brought material well being, but it make you powerless due to the power difference.
 
I think EAT THE BUGS is dumb, we really don't need to replace all animal eating with bug eating, but I also don't think there's a problem with integrating it into more common products. As a protein snack at least they seem like they'd be far easier to produce than beef jerky, and it doesn't seem like they'd be difficult to make taste good either.
Maybe some bugs can be made into snacks, but that’s not what this is. It’s more propaganda to try to convince the plebeians to give up basic living standards and stoop to levels not even serfs were subjected to while the elites continue to eat wagyu steaks in their sprawling oceanside mansions and travel in their private jets to tell the serfs how they must sacrifice even more “to save the planet.”
 
I agree that they are important creatures, but I still hate them being anywhere near me and just the thought of eating them outside of severely desperate circumstances makes me want to vomit.
Bugs are supposed to be near you though. You don't have to eat them, but you gotta respect them and learn to coexist with them.

The Bug Life is a very fulfilling path should you choose it.
 
Idk looking at bugs makes me happy and full of desire to cherish and love them as well as appreciate the vital role they have in the ecosystem

Life as we know it would not be possible without insects, they're one of the most important groups of animals on the planet. Whether you choose to eat them or not (and they have been a food source for humans forever in many part of the world), it's important to still recognize the vital role they play in both our existence as well as the existence of most life on earth.
This is a very gay post. Obviously bugs are good for their respective ecosystems but it's a fact that the vast majority of humans in the world are turned off by insects (among other creepy crawlies) in general, no matter how harmless most of them are and how necessary they are for things to work well. The same could be said for every other animal that people around the world tend to have an aversion to.

The whole "consume bug" narrative is transparent and retarded, especially in western culture. North America has its cultural roots in Western European culture and bug eating was never big there. So saying "Well people all around the world eat bugs" to try to dismiss people being turned off by it is insultingly dismissive of reality.
Just because insects serve an ecological role doesn't have jack shit to do with developed societies eating them and shouldn't be part of the conversation.
 
This is a very gay post. Obviously bugs are good for their respective ecosystems but it's a fact that the vast majority of humans in the world are turned off by insects (among other creepy crawlies) in general, no matter how harmless most of them are and how necessary they are for things to work well. The same could be said for every other animal that people around the world tend to have an aversion to.

The whole "consume bug" narrative is transparent and retarded, especially in western culture. North America has its cultural roots in Western European culture and bug eating was never big there. So saying "Well people all around the world eat bugs" to try to dismiss people being turned off by it is insultingly dismissive of reality.
Just because insects serve an ecological role doesn't have jack shit to do with developed societies eating them and shouldn't be part of the conversation.
Idk in my experience they can be pretty tasty. I'd never eat a live one though (one of my friends ate a live hornworm once for five bux, said it was nasty and stringy but he got 5 bux so)
 
Idk in my experience they can be pretty tasty. I'd never eat a live one though (one of my friends ate a live hornworm once for five bux, said it was nasty and stringy but he got 5 bux so)
Then eat bugs, no one cares. The complaint is this blatant push for the masses in the US (and likely "the western world") to eat bugs.
 
Then eat bugs, no one cares. The complaint is this blatant push for the masses in the US (and likely "the western world") to eat bugs.
A few fluff clickbait articles aren't a conspiracy to make it so you have to eat bugs instead of burgers every day lmao. Even if there was some group trying to do that, no way the meat industry would let it happen. They have way too much money and power.

It's funny how any time anyone even suggests humans eating insects Thunderdome completely looses its shit and put on the tinfoil making up crazy conspiracies about the boogeyman forcing them to eat bugs and troon out or whatever.

No one is going to take your burgers away and force you to eat bugs just because some clickbait site put out a puff piece about how the cicadas emerging this year are edible
 
North America has its cultural roots in Western European culture and bug eating was never big there.
Which makes it even more necessary in their eyes; force-feeding you bugs is making you renounce your whiteness and dismantling white supremacy
So saying "Well people all around the world eat bugs" to try to dismiss people being turned off by it is insultingly dismissive of reality.
None of your concerns are valid, you're just a fragile white racist sexist fascist poopyhead meanie.

Theodore Dalrymple was right: their goal is not to convince or persuade, but humiliate.
No one is going to take your burgers away and force you to eat bugs
Stop. Fucking stop. Every time you dildo-gagging shitheads say "no one is going to...", then it means that is precisely what is on your agenda. It's insulting that you think we're that gullible.
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