The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Hell yeah dude]

Penny parents

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[Gone Ham]

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HE GAVE THEM THE TRANCH NEWSPAPER

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Mr. Logue looks unbearably disappointed.

 

[SIGSEGV]

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Imagine having Alzheimer's and this fucking thing walks in your living room saying that it's your daughter.

 

[Gone Ham]

Imagine having Alzheimer's and this fucking thing walks in your living room saying that it's your daughter.
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Literally an NPC

 

[MadStan]

Some years back in my previous "roles" within certain countries, these fine young men would have been allowed in a camp most certainly...perhaps a bit thinner, perhaps not as well armed and perhaps working a great deal harder. Of course once you were admitted it was a little "Hotel Californish" for most peoples likes, but you know what they say about a customer who never complains.

 

[White Devil]

Imagine having Alzheimer's and this fucking thing walks in your living room saying that it's your daughter.
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Imagine that thing walking into your living room and you don't fucking shoot it.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

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“If only you knew how bad things really are.”

 

[A Grey Cat]

A few random twitter stories. Nothing too exciting.

Paul's Mother's Day message met with some disapproval at Twitter. Odd because I thought troons were allowed to say anything they liked, especially when criticising women.

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Alpaca T-shirts are being sent out. Is this a modern alternative to the fluorescent bib saying "Registered Child Sex Offender"?
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Spoiler: If you really want a close up of these two lovely ladies

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The Socialist Rifle people turned up for a tour and even had their pictures taken with the alpacas. Hilariously, they've blurred out all the faces in the version they uploaded. A bit pointless because they're visible in lots of other snaps on their timeline.

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Spoiler: Somewhere in this picture there may be women

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And back to the animal neglect, it looks like they need a vet but don't want to pay. I remember a story from a couple of years ago of a British vet who was struck off when he was caught fucking a goat. I think that a train pulled up at a nearby signal. I wonder if they could persuade him to join.

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1393682426136723460 (X)

So Kevin's not the only one with a "Medical discharge"

why why the fuck does it have to be a queer vet? are they that petty that even people they legit need need to confirm to their delusions?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

why why the fuck does it have to be a queer vet? are they that petty that even people they legit need need to confirm to their delusions?

Pure grift and laziness; a "disabled" vet likely has a VA tugboat, along with "combat experience".

Though I highly doubt such a new recruit would last long, especially if they're told to do even a modicum of the chores.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Pure grift and laziness; a "disabled" vet likely has a VA tugboat, along with "combat experience".

Though I highly doubt such a new recruit would last long, especially if they're told to do even a modicum of the chores.

As someone pointed out in the tweet, did they mean vet as in veteran or a vet to try and save their dying livestock. Though I doubt a veterinarian can do much for the alpacas now. Though i guess a queer disabled vet with gov bucks would provide more easy money for them.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

As someone pointed out in the tweet, did they mean vet as in veteran or a vet to try and save their dying livestock. Though I doubt a veterinarian can do much for the alpacas now.

I don't think they meant an animal vet; openly recruiting for one would be like admitting the alpacas are in poor shape.

Though i guess a queer disabled vet with gov bucks would provide more easy money for them.

It's probably not even about the money. They're looking for gate guards, not ranch hands.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Imagine having Alzheimer's and this fucking thing walks in your living room saying that it's your daughter.
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HP Lovecraft?

 

[gaystoner]

Literally an NPC

Got that Oblivion slider vibe

 

[artilleryfroth]

Because its probably bullshit for attention. I rarely believe the whole "I'm gonna have a panic attack" schtick.

These assholes think a bit of mild annoyance is a “panic attack”. It’s infuriating when there are people who legitimately suffer from actual panic attacks, and these cosseted bozos are role playing at it. I’m seriously MATI about it because it’s not fair that genuine PTSD sufferers will get ignored or laughed at due to this BS.
Happy to accept hats.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

I don't think they meant an animal vet; openly recruiting for one would be like admitting the alpacas are in poor shape.

They must mean a veterinarian. They live on a ranch with animals, they've talked about how their presumably cishet vet is shit and killed one of their dogs in the neuter surgery, and all of the comments refer to veterinarians and J doesn't correct them. If he meant a veteran he would have. These are troons were talking about here, they won't realize that this is an admission of the poor health of the animals.

 

[Old Fart]

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Must they kneel in alpaca shit?
And where is the grass? Fucking troons.

They've rounded up the alpacas for a rehearsal exercise of Blokhin-style mass execution.

 

[Dagobert]

They've rounded up the alpacas for a rehearsal exercise of Blokhin-style mass execution.

Can't wait for the Tranch to blame it on Earl and the right-wing death squad. The "Katroon Lie" as it were.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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What's in the case next to the toy motorcycle? Is it a set of some kind of specialized tools, or is it a homemade orgone generator?

The hideous 3d collage on the floor near it speaks to more creativity than anyone on the Tranch, even if it is just hot glue and random objects.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine having Alzheimer's and this fucking thing walks in your living room saying that it's your daughter.

That may be the one time where having Alzheimer's is actually a merciful thing. Because at least you'd forget that shit happened a minute later.