Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Random Internet Person]

Does he know she's wombless? If she has functioning theory of mind (debatable) she just might be able to pull that off.

If he sees Chantal as merely a fuckbuddy, I don’t think he really cares.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Chantal bragged that she was so jealous when she first met Bibi that she had a co-worker call him and say "This is Tiffany from plenty of fish, do you want to hook up?" to which Bibi replied "No, I met someone, I'm in love" and THAT made her love him even more!

First of all, I only believe half that story, the first half. Second, what a manipulative cunt, trying to set a trap for the dude to walk into for her own bullshit, insecure reasons. Meh, it's Chantal.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Any bottom of the barrel creep would do, and Egypt is a creep; abusive meth head that he is.

True, some people meet and it is forever, but you still don't know them in 3 weeks.
But then again, she's stupid and thinking this is going to turn out like the end of a John Hughes movie.

Instalove is not real? Horrors! I am SO disappoint.

After this season of Chantal's Shit Show, I wouldn't put it past her to pull off some fake pregnancy arc where she lies about being with child in order to keep a man's attention. I absolutely could picture her lying to a man about a pregnancy, claiming to have had a "miscarriage" or "abortion" when she can't keep up the charade any longer, or worse, going to a nearby hospital and smuggling someone's innocent newborn child out to claim it as her own.

She is exactly like that. I saw an ep of Deadly Women where some woman pretended to be preggers to keep her bf in check, and then when he confronted her, she went and killed an actual pregnant woman and carved that fetus right out of her. Would Chantal go that far? Maybe, but I think probably not. She'd create a fake miscarriage to go with her fake pregnancy for SympathyBux. I do hope Ejup knows she's barren, though - she probably blurted it out the second they got frisky on the mattress.

tl:dr She's dangerous because she's impulsive, not because she has any ability to plan something devious.

Which makes her even more dangerous, yes. At least when planners start planning something, there's a chance someone couldintercept them, interrupt their plans, etc. Impulsive people, though, they just pop off.

 

[catbyte]

I just listened to the snake charmer live and I think she bought Mr. Meth an air conditioner. She was blathering about something when she said, "He hasn't set up the new air conditioner yet." That bitch is gonna hang onto her dreamboat like grim death. And from the looks of things, it just might come to that.

 

[In Memoriam]

Wait wait wait

she tried to OPEN. his DOOR?! And peeked in his windows?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Wait wait wait

she tried to OPEN. his DOOR?! And peeked in his windows?

It's handy to know if he locks his doors or not when it's time for her to go over, boil a bunny, then try to slash him. Bad news for him, though: he won't be able to try to drown her in the bathtub, she won't fit.

 

[Darleeen]

WE know she's sterile, SHE knows she's sterile, but does Egypt know she's sterile?

If he hasn't discovered her channel or this thread yet, he's likely in the dark about that fact, and I doubt she would tell him about it.

On the contrary, I can see her using her barrenness as a way to make herself a more appealing slampig option. "I know you have other fuckbuddies but *this* piggy can't get preggers! Tee-hee!"

 

[Myra]

I just listened to the snake charmer live and I think she bought Mr. Meth an air conditioner. She was blathering about something when she said, "He hasn't set up the new air conditioner yet." That bitch is gonna hang onto her dreamboat like grim death. And from the looks of things, it just might come to that.

A few days ago she whined about not being able to spend the night at Tut's this summer because his flat was so warm. So of course, she goes out and buys an air conditioning unit to ensure that she can comfortably sleep there as much as possible. I don't doubt for a moment that she will manipulate the situation to the point where she eventually moves in with him. Hopefully he likes cats and Peetz fucks off to Manitoba to be with his new love.

Edited to add: Or the alternative could be that she doesn't formally move in but hardly ever goes back home.

 

[Angry New Ager]

You might be a floor mattress slam pig if:
-he’s never taken you on a proper date
-he hasn’t introduced you to his friends

-when he does introduce you to a friend, and that friend offers you $50 to perform a sex act, he treats it like a joke instead of showing his friend the fucking door

-he hasn’t introduced you to his family
-he doesn’t or rarely comes to your place
-all you do is fuck on the floor, get high and really, nothing else
-you go nowhere and do nothing out of the house because let’s be real, he doesn’t wanna be seen with a hog
-he has ZERO respect for you because you have ZERO respect for yourself

Men are really fucking simple to understand; it's women who decide they're all mysterious and complicated and shit.

A man who is in love--or at least is genuinely attracted to and interested in a woman and is open to the possibility of falling in love with her--will act accordingly. You won't have to guess what his feelings and intentions are; just look at his actions.

Always look at his actions. If he's not a big talker, and not emotionally expressive, but consistently shows courtesy and respect, and does thoughtful things? You're good. If he tells you you're beautiful, and how much he loves you, but treats you like shit and constantly leaves you hanging (until he wants you to come over and fuck on short notice)? Walk the hell away and don't look back. Talk is cheap; action is hard. Always look at his actions.

Fuck it; I'm getting a kick out of watching Chantal degrade herself over some lowlife pigfucker who couldn't care less for her. It beats the shit out of watching her try to fake another diet, while lecturing us about nutrition.

Carry on, Chinny!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Talk is cheap; action is hard. Always look at his actions.

This really applies to human beings as a whole.

A funny (to me) find in the comments on Big Al's disastrous "member's only" live, while she was trying to copy Chantal:

 

[RadicalCentrist]

Am watching the Pulpy stream (yeah rate me dumb) and he said something quite interesting (at 35.20) which I’m not sure if true or not.. Apparently Chantal dialed him live on stream and you could hear the beeps as she entered the number (assuming this was when she used her other phone). Pulpy said each of the numbers have a different tone so someone could piece together his phone number from it.

Obv this is too much autism even for the farms but (if true) it made me smile at just how much she reveals on air about this poor bastard. Turn off the camera, have a gravy and settle down Chantal.

Edit to add timestamp.

Right so at 1:49~ of "Love Bites" Chantal takes out her (burner) phone and dials Nader:

Spoiler: Autism

Thanks @flight of ideas, @Mr Foster, and @DefCon Dumb for info help

Here's a link to the five second audio track if you want to play along at home


I've managed to isolate the DTMF tones as much as possible (Not an expert) using Audacity spectrographs:

Clean it up a bit and you get this:

Phone dial tones are made up of paired frequencies, two lines. Fill in the "ghosts" for the tones you can actually hear and you get this:

Those first three pairs are 613, or the Ottawa area code. These first three were so clear that it inspired me to go over the rest with much greater effort.

You match the freqs of the spectra lines with the DTHF tones (You can find it on wikipedia) and you get this:

Now with the first two "triples" I am reasonably sure because of the pacing that they are (613) and 415. Of the last four numbers I can only find 3 8 0. So far I've been lucky that they've all alternated clearly but with the last four numbers the "pacing" is off which could be from a fat finger sliding up or down, repeating a key, etc.

I really cannot be sure beyond this, but based on the "ghost" on the far right (This bleeds into Chantal's wretched gasping) I am guessing Nader's phone number is (613) 415-3802. Coincidentally, this number is registered to Ottawa-Hull, which has a run down area that is approximately 30 minutes away from the luxury villa.

Posting potential fail-dox in the hopes someone can help with the last number.

 

[Gustaf]

Everybody seems to have covered her bat-shit crazy, Jodi Arias stalker turn murderer vibes nicely. What I got from watching the freak-show in action was her constant flicking her eyes to her right to admire herself. It's constant. She is so incredibly loving her looks she can't help eye-fucking herself every few seconds.

What this says to me is she knows damn well she doesn't look 'that' good in reality, so she can't tear her gaze away. Her layers of make-up and camera-filters have turned her into 'smoking hot' in her imagination I believe. HAHA. No Porky Pig, you're still you in reality and we all KNOW what you really look like.

 

[Windex]

Beautiful Audacity spectrograph sperging

Although they’ll be amongst the first to whine about the Farms, (doxing, racist hub of hate that we are) I bet at least a couple of the Redditors are eagerly texting the possibly-Nader-numbers, so we’ll know soon enough what the final digit assuredly is

 

[rottenmilk]

The Stalker Parasite Chinny Era is probably gonna be a wild ride. I can only hope she’ll eventually force her way in for good & start streaming out of the crack den so we can possibly catch glimpses of Ejup. I hope he likes cat hair, piles of week old takeout containers that will definitely attract roaches & 6x clothing littered all over the dirty floor that she’ll pick up and wear, crumbs and ticks and all. She says he’s a neat freak so maybe he’ll beat her into submission and she’ll be a good little halal housewife who’ll clean up the filth & trash & meth pipes he other people leave around said crack den.

edit: if a farmer figures out his number she’s gonna be pissed trolololol

 

[Essig148]

Is anyone at all surprised that after all that talk about him needing a PRETTY GOOD DAMN EXCUSE for her to 'forgive' him, all it really took was a lame 'I left my phone at home'. Hey, maybe he did who knows. But his reaction to all the missed calls and nasty messages from her is a real red flag. What sane guy would want to continue a 3-week fling with someone who flips out like that? Maybe a guy with super low standards or someone who sees an opportunity to exploit the desperate loser. No sympathy for Chantal.

There was a clip upthread of her moment of 'clarity' where she confesses that she doesn't have any self-respect. I also used to think that these are rare moments when Clotso realises how stupid, pathetic and dangerous her behavior is. I don't anymore. I think it is the same as with her godawful burping - to her it is allright as long as she apologizes right after. Like the burping is less rude or not rude at all because of her "I am sorry", it also means (in her derranged mind) that she can do it again and just apologize after. I think it is the same with these insights - if she admits she behaved like a childish clingy psycho, it makes it allright. And she can do it all over again and worse.

P.S. on an unrelated note. Suppose she might see her own burping as cute? As a 'I'm-not-like-other-girls' thing? I remember there were a few movies where a hot girl burping was supposed to make her seem more down-to-earth relatable. I think one of the said girls was portrayed Katie Heigl, and we all know Chins is a spitting image of her.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Sad Foodie Booty

She kinda looks like an uncircumcised penis

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

I absolutely could picture her lying to a man about a pregnancy, claiming to have had a "miscarriage" or "abortion" when she can't keep up the charade any longer, or worse, going to a nearby hospital and smuggling someone's innocent newborn child out to claim it as her own.

She couldn’t move fast enough to get a baby off the maternity ward. They would catch her down the hall while she takes a rest on a bench. She wouldn’t even make it to the next floor down.

 

[KimWexlerEsq2]

A few days ago she whined about not being able to spend the night at Tut's this summer because his flat was so warm. So of course, she goes out and buys an air conditioning unit to ensure that she can comfortably sleep there as much as possible. I don't doubt for a moment that she will manipulate the situation to the point where she eventually moves in with him. Hopefully he likes cats and Peetz fucks off to Manitoba to be with his new love.

Of course she chose to go out and buy him a new air conditioning unit, rather than clean her house, which has central air conditioning, so they can stay there. It’s just so Chantal on so many levels.

 

[ChantalsMagicNoseGoblins]

Man...you guys remember that movie "Misery" with Kathy Bates? Chantal reminds me of her soo much...holy shit

 

[weaselhat]

Is anyone at all surprised that after all that talk about him needing a PRETTY GOOD DAMN EXCUSE for her to 'forgive' him, all it really took was a lame 'I left my phone at home'. Hey, maybe he did who knows. But his reaction to all the missed calls and nasty messages from her is a real red flag. What sane guy would want to continue a 3-week fling with someone who flips out like that? Maybe a guy with super low standards or someone who sees an opportunity to exploit the desperate loser. No sympathy for Chantal.

There was a clip upthread of her moment of 'clarity' where she confesses that she doesn't have any self-respect. I also used to think that these are rare moments when Clotso realises how stupid, pathetic and dangerous her behavior is. I don't anymore. I think it is the same as with her godawful burping - to her it is allright as long as she apologizes right after. Like the burping is less rude or not rude at all because of her "I am sorry", it also means (in her derranged mind) that she can do it again and just apologize after. I think it is the same with these insights - if she admits she behaved like a childish clingy psycho, it makes it allright. And she can do it all over again and worse.

P.S. on an unrelated note. Suppose she might see her own burping as cute? As a 'I'm-not-like-other-girls' thing? I remember there were a few movies where a hot girl burping was supposed to make her seem more down-to-earth relatable. I think one of the said girls was portrayed Katie Heigl, and we all know Chins is a spitting image of her.

Chantal is simple. I watched part of the late night video of her part 3 live meltdown from my car and she kept harping about him saying he would call her back, but he never did. That is what seemed to chap her ass. His simple excuse of I left it at home made everything ok.
She wants constant attention and he better be available at all times.
But also, she had a moment of clarity when she said out loud “he better not be having an orgy.” She neglected to add “without me”.
This situation is so fucked on multiple levels. (And I’m obviously here for it)