Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
Thanks, I wasn't planning on eating today anyway. More money for the hooker fund I suppose.

In his head, not only is he nice, he's the ONLY guy who's nice to women. And this is special because women, especially the ones he targets, are worthless(in his mind) so he's doing them a HUGE favor by being nice. They don't deserve it. That's why he gets pissed when they reject him because don't they know what they're throwing away?! No one else will be nice to them! Why are they going for Chads who will be mean to them when they can have him?

The best part is when he confidently says “you would like me” despite all evidence to date being that literally nobody who meets him likes him.

It’s a bit sad because men who are really unfortunate looking can often find a decent mate if they behave like a good person, take care of themselves, and make an effort to be interesting. I can’t feel sorry for this specimen though because he does none of that. Instead he assumes he’s already perfect and he fixates on women he doesn’t know and who are light years out of his league, then carries on like a child when they don’t want to blow him.
 
Y'know what - if someone did leak Russhole's hypothetical OnlyFans content here, I think I'd have to unfollow the thread and perhaps even back away from the Farms until everything died down.
It's a matter of self-control, fren. Remember, rules are: NSFW\NSFL must be hidden :)
That being said, I lack self-control. Seen things I can't unsee, especially in Yaniv's subforum...
I initially got a laugh out of the stuff Onision was putting out in an attempt to be sexy but one specific clip gave me such existential horror and a very real feeling of emptiness that I have to decide whether or not it's worth opening spoilers for certain lolcows 😄
I know the feeling. Seen him pumping an ugly rubber doll too.
 
I had a Zip drive and it died with the click of death. I swore off Iomega (and at them too). I never replaced it. By the time I was looking at mass storage again, CD-Rs became affordable and I got one of those.
I had two Zip drives. One of the external ones and an internal one. Internal one died when my PC caught fire and the external one which I still have doesn't have the proper drivers that I can use to connect it to my current PC. As far as I know it still works but it's about as useful as a paperweight now.

But yeah CD-R's were the way to go not too long after and then flash memory came down in price.
I'll take my clocks on this one, but I'm firmly in the "Russ can't drive" camp.

Leaving aside his inability to move his eyes, there is another element.

If he really did drive, he'd be making a yuge deal to every Instathot that he drives and has his own car. He'd be making tons of posts about it, tons of car selfies, and never shut up about it. He'd put down guys who live in NYC by saying "I can give you a better life baby, that loser may be going to the Met Gala but he doesn't even own and drive a car like me, a studly but misunderstood young professional who works in an office".

His super cool DMs would all state that he is a young professional who works in an office who owns and drives his own car.

We also wouldn't get stories about how crazed drivers try to kill him and him alone every time he crosses the street.
Yeah but when the only car you can afford is a tapped out Yugo, Lada or Trabant it's not exactly something you want to draw attention to. You know that if he was driving a "nice" car he'd be all about car selfies.

No, Russ can't drive.
 
He won't let silly little things like facts and logic convince him he is anything less than the alpha stud he knows he is, just more haters and trolls and bias judges.
And he doesn't grasp that the only reason he isn't serving time in prison is everyone who deals with him realizes he's a complete fucking retard.
 
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Why? WHY? Why would you go so far out of your way to publicly bring up the fact that you were jailed for being a deranged oddball? What’s next? "MAN SUES HOSPITAL AFTER BOTCHED PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGERY" "Hey!! *I* have a small penis! Lol"
 
I had two Zip drives. One of the external ones and an internal one. Internal one died when my PC caught fire and the external one which I still have doesn't have the proper drivers that I can use to connect it to my current PC. As far as I know it still works but it's about as useful as a paperweight now.

But yeah CD-R's were the way to go not too long after and then flash memory came down in price.

Yeah but when the only car you can afford is a tapped out Yugo, Lada or Trabant it's not exactly something you want to draw attention to. You know that if he was driving a "nice" car he'd be all about car selfies.

No, Russ can't drive.
Years ago, I knew a guy who had a fucking Corvair. Butternut seems like the exact type to have one and try shitting up cruise night events while creeping out the wives of the other participants.
 
Years ago, I knew a guy who had a fucking Corvair. Butternut seems like the exact type to have one and try shitting up cruise night events while creeping out the wives of the other participants.
Well the Corvair at least had some style to it. I don't think anybody ever said that about a Yugo, Trabant or Lada. And if it wasn't for the wonky suspension and rear mounted engine it might have gotten a much better reputation.

But yeah he'd totally be the type to cruise up and down the avenue while attempting to catcall and look super studly in his deathtrap of a car.
 
Why? WHY? Why would you go so far out of your way to publicly bring up the fact that you were jailed for being a deranged oddball? What’s next? "MAN SUES HOSPITAL AFTER BOTCHED PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGERY" "Hey!! *I* have a small penis! Lol"
Nobody but us who reads his comment is going to know what he did. He believes people are going to think he did something wacky and zany that the whole school laughed at because he's such a cool and studly guy.
 
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That's what happens when your prank is a fucking KILL LIST of the popular girls...
This is insane. Not only is he, obviously, lying about/rewriting what his "prank" was but he's also implying that there were a group of people in on it and therefore he was part of some popular inner circle. Like he and "the boys" assembled the principal's car on the roof of the school or whatever. He's literally saying "ha ha, you know us crazy high school kids are, WE're always getting up to some kind of wacky hijinks!" There was no "us" Crusty Rusty. You were alone then, and you're alone now.
 
I think it's because at least those dudes acknowledge that a) women think and have some sort of self-concept ("women think they're intelligent, but we all know biology dictates they're dumb,") b) that they can do things (even if it is just making a sandwich) and c) that women have their own motivations as thinking human beings, even if they think those motivations are stupid, misguided, or delusional.

Russ thinks Taylor Swift needs someone to write her music for her. She merely performs it -- and as he's proved in his adventures with Fiverr, performers are cheap labor and it's the songwriter who does all the real work. In his book, he talks about how her father moved the family to Nashville to try to kickstart her career. Her dad took all the risks and did all the work, because he believed his daughter was marketable -- and Taylor obediently picked up a guitar. Her dreams or desires don't even factor into the story at all. I really think he sees women as puppets, and he considers himself the suave master manipulator who can become the puppet master if only they would let him explain.

In Russ's world, women do nothing so there's nothing to criticize them for or challenge them about. They just exist. Insulting a woman would be like trolling an NPC. Men are the only ones who do anything -- from his religious leaders, to his mission buddies, to his boss at Walmart, these are the people with power whom he acknowledges as being sentient, if ultimately inferior to him. Yet he still can't wrap his head around the possibility that they might have motivations he's not aware of, and which have nothing to do with him. This is especially true of the ones who thwart him -- Taylor's manager, Null, Skordas. This is why he's always genuinely shocked when they prevail, and why they must be caricatures of evil 80's teen movie villains, because who else would be the hero's adversary? They exist only to oppose him. It's not like they have lives, drives, or desires of their own.

tl;dr He's omni-fensive. He insults everyone equally, in slightly different ways.
Very accurate. Russell also mentions how he has to get his song to Taylor before some other guy comes along and wins her over, as if she can't think for herself and is just helpless, aimlessly led around by the first guy who talks to her. Keep in mind this is a woman he claims to love, and he thinks she has zero autonomy or personality. He just sees her as the most desirable hole for his dicklet.
 
And he doesn't grasp that the only reason he isn't serving time in prison is everyone who deals with him realizes he's a complete fucking retard.
I hope the next time he breaks the law (and he will), his sped armor doesn't help him. A judge should look at his history and realize he should be able to grasp that what he did was illegal. Russ knows stalking is against the law, but he doesn't think that law applies to him because he thinks he should be granted exceptions to everything.
Nobody but us who reads his comment is going to know what he did. He believes people are going to think he did something wacky and zany that the whole school laughed at because he's such a cool and studly guy.
This is insane. Not only is he, obviously, lying about/rewriting what his "prank" was but he's also implying that there were a group of people in on it and therefore he was part of some popular inner circle. Like he and "the boys" assembled the principal's car on the roof of the school or whatever. He's literally saying "ha ha, you know us crazy high school kids are, WE're always getting up to some kind of wacky hijinks!" There was no "us" Crusty Rusty. You were alone then, and you're alone now.
He tried to spin it as a prank because he apparently wasn't going to be there the day he listed as the day of the attack, and expected people to know that. Of course, he's an idiot for thinking that, but that's how he justifies it as a prank.
 
It's a matter of self-control, fren. Remember, rules are: NSFW\NSFL must be hidden :)
That being said, I lack self-control. Seen things I can't unsee, especially in Yaniv's subforum...
You know what it's like, the NSFW/L tags are to a curious Kiwi what an electrical outlet is to a toddler - we can't help but poke our quizzical fingers into it! Perhaps our boy Russ starting up an OnlyFans will be the thing that finally teaches us proper self-control. We'll be retreating to the Botched SRS thread for eye bleach!
 
Perhaps our boy Russ starting up an OnlyFans will be the thing that finally teaches us proper self-control.
Well, if you know where to look (or if you don't know where you shouldn't look) on the forum you can find: deformed genitals, cut off penises, neovags, nudes of morbidly obese people... I think you overestimate the power of Russ' nudity 🙂
 
I wonder if Russell talking about driving is his weird attempt to feed "the trolls" false info somehow? So later he can go "They thought I have a car AND I NEVER HAD A CAR, so therefore they don't know ANYTHING about me!"

Or maybe he's just lying because he thinks it'll make him look better, but doesn't have the balls to commit properly
 
This is insane. Not only is he, obviously, lying about/rewriting what his "prank" was but he's also implying that there were a group of people in on it and therefore he was part of some popular inner circle. Like he and "the boys" assembled the principal's car on the roof of the school or whatever. He's literally saying "ha ha, you know us crazy high school kids are, WE're always getting up to some kind of wacky hijinks!" There was no "us" Crusty Rusty. You were alone then, and you're alone now.

This is what becomes of greasy failures who watch too much Saved by the Bell, Meatballs, Ernest Goes to Camp, while reading Sweet Valley Twins with one hand on your hog. Hell, he probably had a library of Apple paperbacks to use as fapfiction.

Where else would you come up with the idea to make a screenplay about Treblinka meeting Hogan's Heroes?

If only we could swap Russell for Bob Crane...
 
Well, if you know where to look (or if you don't know where you shouldn't look) on the forum you can find: deformed genitals, cut off penises, neovags, nudes of morbidly obese people... I think you overestimate the power of Russ' nudity 🙂
I don't know, I have a feeling that the genital hackery thread might become our safe space if Greer noods ever surface. I'm still a new Kiwi but I've lurked for years and saw the naked pic Russ took for that wéen a couple of years back - honestly, of all the horrors I've seen on this site, I genuinely think Onion Boy wanking in the shower and Naked Russ might actually be my limit 😄
 
Yeah but when the only car you can afford is a tapped out Yugo, Lada or Trabant it's not exactly something you want to draw attention to. You know that if he was driving a "nice" car he'd be all about car selfies.

No, Russ can't drive.

For Russ though, the fact that the (nonexistent) car is a shitbox is irrelevant. First off, he's *mAkInG aN eFfOrT*.

Russell has this fascinating display of completely binary thinking, where the quality of the object is completely irrelevant. It's either present or not present.

His suit is ratty, filthy and cheap, but to him, it's just checking off Suit Y/N? Y.

To him, the shitbox is as good as a Ferrari, as he can still drive the THOT of the day to Olive Garden if she pays for half the gas.
 
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