Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Sneed F91]

unpredictable virus

but I thought it was just the flu

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

First of all, not wearing a mask in the middle of a pandemic just because a confused old man on television said so is incredibly dangerous and you're literally killing grandma.

Second, my heart goes out to all early vaxxers who sacrificed their health, fertility, and sometimes their lives for the sake of science. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten and you will always live on in our hearts.

The pharma companies also thank you for voluntarily participating in this public beta test and assure you this is the last time they're testing experimental drugs on the population and that it will totally never happen again.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

but I thought it was just the flu

No, it's a vascular disease.

 

[AnOminous]

I should rethink my position.

I mean after all, I have to choose between the opinions of the entire medical profession or two digit IQ drooling retards on the Internet.

I mean it's a really tough choice.

 

[Terrorist]

I should rethink my position.

I mean after all, I have to choose between the opinions of the entire medical profession or two digit IQ drooling retards on the Internet.

I mean it's a really tough choice.

I will get as many shots as the government and pharmaceutical industry, who would never lie to me or possess ulterior motives, ask. I will wear 3 masks for 4 years, in preparation for not only the next wave but the wave after that, in constant fear of death of myself and loved ones. My motives are pure: To own Qanon guys, crystal healing autism moms, and other tiny clutches of retards online.

 

[AnOminous]

I will get as many shots as the government and pharmaceutical industry, who would never lie to me or possess ulterior motives, ask. I will wear 3 masks for 4 years, in preparation for not only the next wave but the wave after that, in constant fear of death of myself and loved ones. My motives are pure: To own Qanon guys, crystal healing autism moms, and other tiny clutches of retards online.

Yeah Big Pharma is evil but do you refuse to take penicillin? The fact is being an anti-vaxer is pure fucking retardation and only an idiot would have that position.

 

[:gold:]

Yeah Big Pharma is evil but do you refuse to take penicillin? The fact is being an anti-vaxer is pure fucking retardation and only an idiot would have that position.

As far COVID-19 vaccines go, I’d rather wait for the results of the clinical trials.
Moderna‘s study completion date is in October 2022, Pfizer’s in April 2023, Janssen is in January 2023, etc.
Right now, we don’t even know if COVID-19 vaccines are better or worse than placebo.

 

[AnOminous]

As far COVID-19 vaccines go, I’d rather wait for the results of the clinical trials.
Moderna‘s study completion date is in October 2022, Pfizer’s in April 2023, Janssen is in January 2023, etc.
Right now, we don’t even know if COVID-19 vaccines are better or worse than placebo.

If you're in your 20s or something that's probably a good idea. Retard attacks on me aside I am not an uber-vaxer.

 

[Terrorist]

Yeah Big Pharma is evil but do you refuse to take penicillin? The fact is being an anti-vaxer is pure fucking retardation and only an idiot would have that position.

If Covid were as lethal to the general population as Tetanus or Meningitis were before penicillin, I'd agree with you. My issue is that a shot for something as lethal as the common flu should be treated like a flu shot is, rather than being designated the key to participate in/reopen society.

 

[AnOminous]

If Covid were as lethal to the general population as Tetanus or Meningitis were before penicillin, I'd agree with you. My issue is that a shot for something as lethal as the common flu should be treated like a flu shot is, rather than being designated the key to participate in/reopen society.

It's considerably more deadly than the flu, but considerably less deadly than the Black Death or some shit.

 

[EyelessMC]

The idea there are some magical side effects coming is pure fantasy.

Yeah Big Pharma is evil but do you refuse to take penicillin? The fact is being an anti-vaxer is pure fucking retardation and only an idiot would have that position.

If you're in your 20s or something [waiting to see the clinical trial results in a year or two] is probably a good idea. Retard attacks on me aside I am not an uber-vaxer.

What's with this mental incongruity constantly? One minute you're saying the idea of long term side effects is pure fantasy and that refusing the Covid vax is being anti-vax, but the next you're saying it's a good idea for 20-somethings to wait until the clinical trials are over?
Do you have some kind of mental illness that makes you like this or is it just that you're not paying attention to what you're saying at any given time? In retrospect it's reminding me a lot of arguing with someone who has BPD.

Your position from the start has been that concern about the Covid vax is unwarranted and ultimately anti-vax (also bitching about Trump being supposedly anti-vax, bitching about people against Fauci, implying the Wuhan lab escape theory is nonsense, grumbling about conservatives or whatever, parroting "trust the science" and not looking into the science, etc.) That's what earned you the idea that you're uber-vax.

Also lol "the entire medical profession" when you won't even acknowledge the Spike protein study and its implications.

 

[FEETLOAF]

I can't get over the fact that some people actually think that getting an unpredictable virus is less dangerous than getting the vaccine for it.

The probability of me getting the virus is next to 0%. The probability of me getting the jab if I go get the jab is 100%.

 

[Pissmaster]

I have to choose between the opinions of the entire medical profession or two digit IQ drooling retards on the Internet.

Why don't you just meet us in the middle and go with the opinions of Redditors who start their posts with "I'm a med student, and-"

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

I can't get over the fact that some people actually think that getting an unpredictable virus is less dangerous than getting the vaccine for it.

Maybe because getting a nasty cough for a few days, losing taste and maybe being generally unwell is a better choice than getting a fucking aneurysm because the vaccine caused a blood clot in your brain

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

As far COVID-19 vaccines go, I’d rather wait for the results of the clinical trials.
Moderna‘s study completion date is in October 2022, Pfizer’s in April 2023, Janssen is in January 2023, etc.
Right now, we don’t even know if COVID-19 vaccines are better or worse than placebo.

This.

I'm all for vaccines, hell I'm up to date on all the ones that I need to take, but I'm not retarded in that I'm going to take a vaccine that hasn't even had 18 months of clinical testing. I'll take it once I decide based on clinical data if this shit really is safe and effective. I guess there's tons of Americans that are probably going to die from Covid if they don't risk it because of their weight issues and other co-morbidities

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I will get as many shots as the government and pharmaceutical industry, who would never lie to me or possess ulterior motives, ask. I will wear 3 masks for 4 years, in preparation for not only the next wave but the wave after that, in constant fear of death of myself and loved ones. My motives are pure: To own Qanon guys, crystal healing autism moms, and other tiny clutches of retards online.

Your retard ass might have a point if it weren't for the fact the CDC said masks weren't required for those vaccinated. You tards who screech "THE GOVERNMENT WILL NEVER GIVE RIGHTS BACK!" were 100% wrong on this and I'd think you'd learn by now but apparently you're too stupid to even learn from it. Even Chris Chan learned from his mistakes

 

[FEETLOAF]

Your retard ass might have a point if it weren't for the fact the CDC said masks weren't required for those vaccinated. You tards who screech "THE GOVERNMENT WILL NEVER GIVE RIGHTS BACK!" were 100% wrong on this and I'd think you'd learn by now but apparently you're too stupid to even learn from it. Even Chris Chan learned from his mistakes

And yet everyone is still wearing masks because they have been socially trained to attack anyone who doesn't, so they're all afraid to take it off. I fully expect to have to wear a mask when I go into shops for the rest of my life.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

And yet everyone is still wearing masks because they have been socially trained to attack anyone who doesn't, so they're all afraid to take it off. I fully expect to have to wear a mask when I go into shops for the rest of my life.

You said here that the probability of you getting the virus is next to 0%, which implies you don't go to shops (because otherwise the probability wouldn't be 0%):

The probability of me getting the virus is next to 0%

Which is it?

 

[EyelessMC]

Your retard ass might have a point if it weren't for the fact the CDC said masks weren't required for those vaccinated.

"Vaxed or Masked" is not a return of people's rights. It's a stipulation, one which continues to embolden certain states which like their authoritarianism extra thick.

You tards who screech "THE GOVERNMENT WILL NEVER GIVE RIGHTS BACK!" were 100% wrong on this and I'd think you'd learn by now but apparently you're too stupid

Shouldn't you be setting up a router in a doctor's office?

 

[Vulva Gape]

And yet everyone is still wearing masks

Gorl where do you live. Downtown San Francisco?

If you're gonna strawman, at least make it believable.