Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,599
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moocow said:
His tard armor will last him a long time. Courts are infuriatingly lenient and patient with people with visible disabilities, and he wins double armor points given he both looks and sounds like he's missing some chromosomes.
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I know, and that's infuriating. The issue is not that he doesn't understand that harassment is wrong (he does), he doesn't think that what he's doing constitutes harassment. It's the attitude that made him lose his mind when Taylor's family's lawyer said they found his conduct invasive and troubling. He didn't think he was being a pest, so in his mind, no one else was allowed to think that. He kept bugging Erika even after she told him to stop because he feels he has the right to "explain" and whoever he's targeting has the obligation to listen, even if they don't want to.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I know, and that's infuriating. The issue is not that he doesn't understand that harassment is wrong (he does), he doesn't think that what he's doing constitutes harassment. It's the attitude that made him lose his mind when Taylor's family's lawyer said they found his conduct invasive and troubling. He didn't think he was being a pest, so in his mind, no one else was allowed to think that. He kept bugging Erika even after she told him to stop because he feels he has the right to "explain" and whoever he's targeting has the obligation to listen, even if they don't want to.
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Right here is the “Look what you made me do” thinking behind the hard wired view that women should be are subservient to men. Even Gamma minus Russ places himself higher than women.
 
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Patricia Highsmith said:
Right here is the “Look what you made me do” thinking behind the hard wired view that women should be are subservient to men. Even Gamma minus Russ places himself higher than women.
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Yeah, I have absolutely no doubt that if Russ somehow managed a relationship, he'd be both mentally and physically abusive.
 
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Hamsteroid said:
That's a really hard decision to make: Either getting your soul defiled and experiencing nothing but pain and suffering for all eternity, or getting tortured to death by Cenobites 🤔
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At least the Cenobites seemed to have a (morbid, admittedly) sense of humor and if you're lucky one of your torturers will have big tits poured into a latex suit.
 
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moocow said:
At least the Cenobites seemed to have a (morbid, admittedly) sense of humor and if you're lucky one of your torturers will have big tits poured into a latex suit.
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Yep. They are "explorers in the farthest reaches of sensation. Angels to some, Demons to others."

I'd take the pain of solving the Lament Configuration and getting whisked away by the Cenobites of the order of the Gash over submitting to the dead fish-like spongey appendages of the Slurpy One ANY fucking day of the week.
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
Russ' penis must be the saddest looking thing on the planet. It probably looks like an aborted aarvark fetus, with a weird bend to it.
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My guess is hypospadias or some other deformity. The kind of guy he is, there's got to be some reason he's not flooding inboxes with dick pics...
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
Russ' penis must be the saddest looking thing on the planet. It probably looks like an aborted aarvark fetus, with a weird bend to it.
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I think you've stared into the abyss too long there sport.
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Yep. They are "explorers in the farthest reaches of sensation. Angels to some, Demons to others."

I'd take the effort of solving the Lament Configuration and getting whisked away by the Cenobites of the order of the Gash then submit to the dead fish-like spongey appendages of the Slurpy One ANY fucking day of the week.
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I'll read the Necronomicon right before going to sleep before I'd let Russ near me.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
My guess is hypospadias or some other deformity. The kind of guy he is, there's got to be some reason he's not flooding inboxes with dick pics...
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Holy shit, I'd never even thought of that before. That definitely explains why we've never had a leaked dick pic crop up. I'm glad we haven't, but it suddenly makes a lot more sense to me.

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You can still end up with weird mouth...
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Dude's mouth is still more symmetrical than Russ'.
 
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Plights have a face. Let me show you (in a way that helps with mah dishabooity!)
No rejections, please. It's a waste of a good lawsuit!
The DM's. You opened it. I came.
Come here, damn you. I want to kiss you (in a way that helps with mah dishabooity!)
It's just a PowerPoint!
I thought I slurped to the limits. I hadn't. Butternut gave me an experience beyond limits... plights and cool dance moves, indivisible.
See? Instagram is making me whole again. Every Venmo dollar I spend, the more my plights become stiff. And we both want that, don't we?

--LimpMaw, Lord of the Labyrinth!!

You wanted to know. Now you know.
 
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