Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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I know it’s tilting at windmills to attempt to apply logic to most of what Kevin posts. And yet.

Why would a septum piercing give him “gender euphoria”?! Women are not defined as a group by our requisite piercings. With all the hornyposts sprinkled in around that one gender euphoria comment, it couldn’t be more clear that “gender euphoria” is code for arousal.
It's always been arousal. One only has to follow an account like Kevin's to realize that.
 
"Everything is different when you're marked as livestock."

So I guess "gender euphoria" in this case means he has a new way to satisfy his hole fetish and his livestock fetish at the same time. It takes a special kind of person to sexualize cattle equipment...
Phil should start waking him up with a cattle prod.
 
Semper fi to the chubby and/or stacked goth ladies of Colorado. Imagine trying on a pair of shorts after Kev had some gender euphoria in them (:_(

Birthday boy had quite the shopping spree and day on the town. Imagine being the retard who donated to his "medical bill" and then seeing that he immediately bought himself a $250 vibrator and 2005 makeover.

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Lmao all anyone can comment about is his gunt:
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Truly excellent to see him next to an actual woman

Nose ring is a hole and therefore sexual:
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Really feeling himself:
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He needs MORE HOLES. Absolute Swiss cheese fetish:
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More holes, more of his "friends" calling him fat:
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LONG LIVE KEVS GUNT :gunt:
 
Those bathroom photos are genuinely horrifying and nauseating.

Usually I just like to lol at the cow, but seeing him outside of his man cave reminds me that people like him actually do sometimes participate in society. He is exactly the kind of person bathroom bills are written to protect against. Some sicko who is just there to satisfy some sexual fetish. The kind of person we're told "doesn't exist" and "never happens", now feels totally comfortable announcing to the world that he's engaging in his pregnancy fetish in an actual public restroom.

And the likes of the ACLU and AOC are genuinely fighting for his "right" to do this.

Jesus fucking christ
 
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With a penile inversion vaginoplasty, do you think that using an expanding dilator inside the remnants of your poor deceased penis would feel kinda like making your cock swell up with a cock pump? lol. I've never used a cock pump, but it isn't hard to imagine what that'd feel like.

Maybe the reason why they don't like dilating in the first place is because with all that dick skin getting stretched out by the dilators it feels like having a painfully engorged erection? It probably does feel that way a little bit, skin so tight it's rigid, plus probably feels weird af since you're pushing organs and shit around in your lower abdomen. They're probably also literally pushing shit around!

Can they shit when they have a dilator firmly and tightly jammed up the flayed dick skin pocket? Hmm. Probably depends on the surgeon and surgery since there is no such thing as a "standard SRS". If they poke their bladder with a dilator does a little pee come out or do they just lose all control? Is this why so many of them are into diapers? If you're a degenerate troon chaser and you're fucking a troon in their dick skin pocket just right, can you make them shit the bed?

What if the button on that expanding dilator gets stuck and poor Kevin pops his amhole? Can Kevin Gibes be Kevin Gibes if there is no more amhole? I wonder how far away the nearest hospital is. We've talked about this before, it doesn't seem like a very good idea to put something expandable into your own body. It only expands 25mm, about an inch from 15mm to 40mm, but that could be too wide for poor, mutilated Kevin.

No local PD would look too closely at a troon death, especially if the other troons didn't want them to. Troons are trash, after all. I'd rather have roaches than troons and I fucking hate roaches. Roaches at least serve a purpose in the great cosmic balance, unlike troons.

Better not let that new dilator out of your sight, Kevin. If you were my roommate, I'd love to see it malfunction on you, just to get rid of your trashy toy collection. Your "accidental" death or severe injury would be their second windfall this year and they wouldn't have to deal with your smelly, useless ass no more. You know how good it'd feel to a normal person to take your gross toy collection and use it as target practice or just burn it all? Every time I see pictures of it I feel like I'm looking at some sort of autistic explosion and I feel borderline irritated- just by looking at it. I just wanna put my arm on the table and be like *swoosh* and knock all that shit off the shelves, tables, every available surface. I know that someone else's collection of inanimate objects shouldn't be frustrating but it's such a pointless, perpetual eyesore. I know I'm not the only one that feels this way. Can you fucking imagine living with that shit?! How can anyone relax when completely surrounded by a bunch of gaudy, cheap looking garbage like that?

Throw away one toy a day, see if or when he notices. Sounds fun, doesn't it?

/rambling
 
My favorite part is the piercing like every other hole in Kevin's body wasn't done right but the person who did it will fix it.

A crooked piercing is grounds to be upset it is not "nbd" as the scar tissue will make it very difficult to correct.
Given I doubt Kev put half as much effort into finding a piercer as I did, and his track record for aftercare, I'm not surprised and am only awaiting to find out if it rejects, gets infected, turns out to be a material he's allergic to, or maybe something new!

Honestly. Bet Kevkev just searched for the nearest piercer and didn't even bother checking the reviews anywhere, or checking their site beyond where the 'book an appointment' page was...
 
I don't understand, wtf are cock pumps even for? It's just a gag gift, right? Surely there isn't some dude out there keeping a cock pump under his bed so that when he has a girl over he can be like, "baby hole up, gotta get muh pump onnnn!" and he pulls this thing out and puts it on his dick and starts pumping it while she just... sits there? waiting? cheering?

or is it her that's supposed to pump it for him? But that doesn't make any sense either...

Or maybe dudes pump their own cocks when they're alone? Why? I don't get it. I don't want to know. I bet you could ruin, damage, or otherwise harm your junk fucking around with something like that.

Maybe Kevin can stick a cock pump on his amhole and use it to help pull his dick back out and stop the amhole collapse from happening. Use a cock pump, Kevin. It's anti-capitalist and will really show those lousy chuds.
 
I don't understand, wtf are cock pumps even for? It's just a gag gift, right? Surely there isn't some dude out there keeping a cock pump under his bed so that when he has a girl over he can be like, "baby hole up, gotta get muh pump onnnn!" and he pulls this thing out and puts it on his dick and starts pumping it while she just... sits there? waiting? cheering?

or is it her that's supposed to pump it for him? But that doesn't make any sense either...

Or maybe dudes pump their own cocks when they're alone? Why? I don't get it. I don't want to know. I bet you could ruin, damage, or otherwise harm your junk fucking around with something like that.

Maybe Kevin can stick a cock pump on his amhole and use it to help pull his dick back out and stop the amhole collapse from happening. Use a cock pump, Kevin. It's anti-capitalist and will really show those lousy chuds.

Re: Cock Pumps

According to my source (https://thefpl.us/episode/314), the idea is that pumping your dick daily causes temporary (a few hours) and allegedly permanent increases in length. It seems, however, that this is not the case and it's all smoke, mirrors and confirmation bias. Forums for this kind of thing are full of (literal) circle-jerks of men trying to convince each other and themselves that their dicks really have got bigger (no homo). It's a really similar mindset to troondom, actually.
 
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