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kiwisnake said:
Kevin's said plenty of times that he can't even fit the next-to-smallest dilator unless he uses the smallest one to loosen himself up first, and that his impatient ass is so frustrated that he barely bothers anymore. I don't see how this will help, other than provide him the 5-10 minute consoomer high of opening the package and maybe a week of motivation to fix his amhole before he gets bored and drops it like the elliptical.
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He's just healing still!
 
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For the love of Christ Kevin please wash your hair, I promise it won't hurt you. At least do it for the poor women that will have to use that changing room after you.
 
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kiwisnake said:
Some poor shrink had to listen to this shit irl.


Kevin shares the price tag on his new dilator.
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Kevin's said plenty of times that he can't even fit the next-to-smallest dilator unless he uses the smallest one to loosen himself up first, and that his impatient ass is so frustrated that he barely bothers anymore. I don't see how this will help, other than provide him the 5-10 minute consoomer high of opening the package and maybe a week of motivation to fix his amhole before he gets bored and drops it like the elliptical.
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I assume he bought it because he's going to use it as a vibrator.
 
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Seeing how tiny that dilator is... It's cracking me up. First, I was offended that the troon brigade has the audacity to call their fuck holes vaginas, considering vaginas are organs with actual functions, as it has been stated on this thread multiple times.
But look at that toothpick. Their holes aren't even good as a fuck hole. They are literally just stink ditches. An actual woman can take a whole fist ... (With lube and patience of course)
Honestly, what would happen if someone tried to fist Kevin?
 
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kiwisnake said:
Some poor shrink had to listen to this shit irl.


Kevin shares the price tag on his new dilator.
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Here it is in action.
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Kevin's said plenty of times that he can't even fit the next-to-smallest dilator unless he uses the smallest one to loosen himself up first, and that his impatient ass is so frustrated that he barely bothers anymore. I don't see how this will help, other than provide him the 5-10 minute consoomer high of opening the package and maybe a week of motivation to fix his amhole before he gets bored and drops it like the elliptical.
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I think his stinkditch is likely to crack before actually expanding. Maybe he'd have better luck with a waterpik or something. They say the grand canyon was carved by water, after all. And at least he could clean some of the gunk out in the process if all else fails.

We all know he really bought this to train for anal. At least his anus is capable of expansion.

And lol at his "girl shorts". Did he squeeze himself into the largest women's size available? That muffin top is poppin' fresh under his loose tee. I'd love to see that on video. A photo can hide the lumps and bumps somewhat but irl I bet Pillsbury looks especially pasty and doughy -- and lest we forget, smells like sourdough.
 
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fringo666 said:
Seeing how tiny that dilator is... It's cracking me up. First, I was offended that the troon brigade has the audacity to call their fuck holes vaginas, considering vaginas are organs with actual functions, as it has been stated on this thread multiple times.
But look at that toothpick. Their holes aren't even good as a fuck hole. They are literally just stink ditches. An actual woman can take a whole fist ... (With lube and patience of course)
Honestly, what would happen if someone tried to fist Kevin?
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I think even stinkditch is generous at this point. Way too tiny to be a ditch.
 
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kiwisnake said:
Some poor shrink had to listen to this shit irl.


Kevin shares the price tag on his new dilator.
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Here it is in action.
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Kevin's said plenty of times that he can't even fit the next-to-smallest dilator unless he uses the smallest one to loosen himself up first, and that his impatient ass is so frustrated that he barely bothers anymore. I don't see how this will help, other than provide him the 5-10 minute consoomer high of opening the package and maybe a week of motivation to fix his amhole before he gets bored and drops it like the elliptical.
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Kevin once again wasting $250 when a more cost effective solution can be had right here for only a couple bucks. It even satisfies his inflation fetish killing two birds with one stone!
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Unemployment went so skyhigh from the wuflu that I wouldn't be surprised if completely swamped departments weren't doing anything more than checking whatever forms people were filling out to lie about looking for jobs.
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Minor PL, where I work we had several employees last year file for unemployment while still working full time. These were hourly guys who at the time they filed for unemployment were getting 40-50 hours every week, and they were actually receiving unemployment as far as I know, until unemployment hearings were scheduled by my company to tell the state employment office the employees in question had never in fact stopped working.
 
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fringo666 said:
Seeing how tiny that dilator is... It's cracking me up. First, I was offended that the troon brigade has the audacity to call their fuck holes vaginas, considering vaginas are organs with actual functions, as it has been stated on this thread multiple times.
But look at that toothpick. Their holes aren't even good as a fuck hole. They are literally just stink ditches. An actual woman can take a whole fist ... (With lube and patience of course)
Honestly, what would happen if someone tried to fist Kevin?
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His partner would barely get one finger in and then Kevin would post a whole bunch on twitter about how he "just got fisted for the first time awlkawkl" and how "it was so hot apslifjasoihfphs ozkjcl" and how he "had a full-body orgasm izxizvlhzcx" and other similar blatant lies and copes.
 
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kiwisnake said:
Some poor shrink had to listen to this shit irl.


Kevin shares the price tag on his new dilator.
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Here it is in action.
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Kevin's said plenty of times that he can't even fit the next-to-smallest dilator unless he uses the smallest one to loosen himself up first, and that his impatient ass is so frustrated that he barely bothers anymore. I don't see how this will help, other than provide him the 5-10 minute consoomer high of opening the package and maybe a week of motivation to fix his amhole before he gets bored and drops it like the elliptical.
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What the fuck is this? They spend more time and money monthly on dilation and dilation accessories than what i spend on my vehicle maintenance.
 
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Law said:
As much as I'd love a "Kevin Goes to Work" saga (it could be like a dark, surreal version of The Simple Life), I'm actually fine with him being on the dole. Even if he's faking, I feel bad for the poor saps that would end up becoming his co-workers if he was forced to get a job somewhere. This way he can't get anyone fired for a wrong pronoun crime, can't make his female coworkers really uncomfortable, and can't get a payout when he's fired for incompetence and blames it on troonsphobia.
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It's Kev.

He's gonna bomb the interview. He isn't even going to have to try. He might even just fail to fucking turn up, and manage to pack even more failure in than your actually-intentional-bombing.

Some of that's also when you basically just need to be able to truthfully say you interviewed somewhere but you already checked the Glassdoor and realized that the entire place is a lolcow barn, run by Wokeandians, or something else equally unappealing about the workplace. So you can't just not apply or no-show the interview, but fuck working there.

Gone Ham said:
BTW, looked up Torrid, turns out it's a plus size store for death fats wanting to be cute. So at least kev realizes he can't fit into regular people clothes
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Torrid's also where you're stuck if, say, you're big-tiddied goth/emo/alt type. (DDs pretty much kick you up two sizes unless you are so desperate for male attention that you're fine with sex pests bothering you & having to fight to keep the girls contained.)

I'm pretty sure that's more why Kev's there. Kev isn't aware he can't fit into regular people clothes, but just wuvs imagining himself as having tig ol biddies.

Fun fact! My local Torrid tends to have dresses on display on the window that are an excellent choice for a more slender chick who wants, for whatever reason, to look like a full-out hamplanet. Maybe she's cosplaying as Amberlyn or something. I am told that this is normal for Torrid, and they allegedly hide in the back the stuff that won't make you look like a deathfat instead of just stuck trying to find a top that isn't a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. (If you want a good idea who Torrid is aiming for: They're literally where Hot Topic exiles the plus-size stuff.)
 
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