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[Rainbow Frog Army]

My theory? Complete and total explosion. Movements like these, where the community is never really scrutinized in a healthy way, eventually drive themselves into greater levels of paranoia and isolation until they erupt into violence. I know we've joked about Tranny Waco (guilty!) and the Tranch going Jonestown, but that is a real direction this whole movement is heading. All it takes is one bad act so over-the-top that the normies can't ignore it and the media can't sweep it under the rug. Then the public turns on them. Charles Manson basically killed the hippy movement for the next 30 years with the Tate-Labianca murders. And the UFO weirdos of the 90's stopped looking so harmlessly kooky after Heaven's Gate.

And the thing is, it will probably happen if given sufficient time--the question really is more of a case of what will be required to hit that point.

It's not exactly an optimistic thing, though, because the media's simping for them--simahing?--for troons is actually the last thing they should be doing, especially if they care about troons. All that does is mean that whatever it takes to clear the bar, for it to be so bad that the normies can't ignore it and it can't be swept under the rug--will be much worse. Maybe we'll get some sort of mass murder of a group that's definitely innocent. Might not keep the media from trying to insist on trying to shove the dead elephant under the rug and insisting the pachyderm totally deserved it honest, but...that's just not sustainable. Not if you want to stay credible.

On the bright(?) side, I think that actually raises the chances of it not being the Tranch, unless they all surprise us, so we should get to enjoy Kev's reactions.

 

[Ninon42]

None. Fat Paul and Ghoul Pennywise are in control and they blew everything on hardware, booze, frat house food, and that fucking retarded "earthship".
Kev definitely would have tweeted long threads about "mxstress I wuw u so much 4 buying me this toy".

Besides Kev has his own tugboat anyway, another thing to justify not giving him even a single cent.

From what they posted, they spent the money on a tractor (post below), new solar panels and possibly new batteries and generators, a poorly installed fence, the half-finished earthship property, gunlarper costumes and fixing Phil's truck. The tractor was financed, not bought outright. In theory they could write off quite a bit of that as business expenses next year too. If they've pissed away their griftbux already it's through sheer incompetence and greed as the manliest eunuchs of their self-created wasteland.

Nah, they bought a useless brand new tractor with all the donation money.
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[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kevin really thinks he's the shit doesn't he?
uWu Famous Tranny Elder™ right here
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He's the most famous Gibes? So he comes from a long line of losers, then. That whole branch needs to be lopped off from the human family tree.

From what they posted, they spent the money on a tractor (post below), new solar panels and possibly new batteries and generators, a poorly installed fence, the half-finished earthship property, gunlarper costumes and fixing Phil's truck. The tractor was financed, not bought outright. In theory they could write off quite a bit of that as business expenses next year too. If they've pissed away their griftbux already it's through sheer incompetence and greed as the manliest eunuchs of their self-created wasteland.

Have we seen photos of the finished fence? I know there were photos of them working on it, but I won't believe they actually completed the job unless I see proof.

 

[voidBits]

Reading between the lines, Wedge got triggered by some zoomer lezzers who see right through his bi-lesbian bullshit

This language is insanity, it makes no sense. A non-binary lesbian with a penis shaped like a cheese triangle is also a bisexual lesbian?
It's designed to create confusion and allow for constant performative outrage.

(And Kevin, you're not a non-binary lesbian, you're a middle aged man with a flayed cock)

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[Nothing To See Here]

He thought HRT was magic and would give him full, round perky breasts.

It always amazes me what troons think women actually look like. I don't think any woman over the age of "early twenties" and larger than a C-cup or so, has "full, round perky breasts" unless they're lucky or have had implants. It's the same as all this "uwu feminine curves" and shit. Women who are not in the 18-25 range and who are not celebrities/don't have a career that orients around their appearance look nothing like any of their transition goals. It's never "oh I would like to be a woman of my age in decent shape", which would require contending with the inevitable effects of aging, it's always "I want to look like an 18yo that won the genetic lottery". But sure, it's definitely not a fetish...

So that at least satisfied my curiosity. How much did he have in that inheritance. I mean all this plus the shit the idiot buys and all the rent money to live at the ranch.

Pretty sure the inheritance wasn't all that much, and also was time-limited - he said somewhere a while back that the total amount it pays out would have been enough for him to pay for a "boob" job (if he hadn't squandered it all). Most of his money, we presume, comes from Colorado's unemployment pay-outs, plus maybe disability. He pays $1000 a month in rent (which we presume includes food etc., so that's his total living costs). I can't find what Colorado pays out for unemployment, but I think it was like $1,500, so with that plus his paypigs he's easily in the clear.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Reading between the lines, Wedge got triggered by some zoomer lezzers who see right through his bi-lesbian bullshit

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This language is insanity, it makes no sense. A non-binary lesbian with a penis shaped like a cheese triangle is also a bisexual lesbian?
It's designed to create confusion and allow for constant performative outrage.

(And Kevin, you're not a non-binary lesbian, you're a middle aged man with a flayed cock)

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Makes me appreciate TERFs just a little more. Though I'm sure they can be rather mental, in their own ways. Regardless, at least they don't abide by attempts like these to breed confusion and to make words mean whatever they want them to mean.

 

[0 0]

Kevin really thinks he's the shit doesn't he?
uWu Famous Tranny Elder™ right here
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Infamy is fame by another name, after all.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

It always amazes me what troons think women actually look like. I don't think any woman over the age of "early twenties" and larger than a C-cup or so, has "full, round perky breasts" unless they're lucky or have had implants. It's the same as all this "uwu feminine curves" and shit. Women who are not in the 18-25 range and who are not celebrities/don't have a career that orients around their appearance look nothing like any of their transition goals. It's never "oh I would like to be a woman of my age in decent shape", which would require contending with the inevitable effects of aging, it's always "I want to look like an 18yo that won the genetic lottery". But sure, it's definitely not a fetish...

Pretty sure the inheritance wasn't all that much, and also was time-limited - he said somewhere a while back that the total amount it pays out would have been enough for him to pay for a "boob" job (if he hadn't squandered it all). Most of his money, we presume, comes from Colorado's unemployment pay-outs, plus maybe disability. He pays $1000 a month in rent (which we presume includes food etc., so that's his total living costs). I can't find what Colorado pays out for unemployment, but I think it was like $1,500, so with that plus his paypigs he's easily in the clear.

It's not "I want to look like an 18yo that won the genetic lottery," that'd be more realistic goals. They're more in the "I want to look like a definitely-shooped mostly-plastic porn model (without shooping or similar levels of investment in appearance)" area. Which, honestly, just adds to the problem.

Most states--donno about CO--normally require somebody on unemployment to be actively looking for a job. There's certain tells when you run across examples of someone sincerely faking it, things like deliberately bombing interviews. Disability gets you out of that, but 'is an unemployable troon' does not make the cut and probably would actually have troons chimping out over if it did, because how dare you suggest troons aren't well-adjusted, mentally healthy, and not only kept from having the jobs they deserve due to transphobia. (And not, say, being useless sex pests with massive entitlement issues.)

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Makes me appreciate TERFs just a little more. Though I'm sure they can be rather mental, in their own ways. Regardless, at least they don't abide by attempts like these to breed confusion and to make words mean whatever they want them to mean.

Whenever people like Wedge or Kev whine about "TERFs", it's not about any actual feminists, radical or otherwise, but normal women/lesbians who know that words have meanings. Obviously a normie lesbian said something like "wtf is a bi lesbian, that makes no sense" and that triggered him because "but muh gender".

I'd really like to see those sources for his "queer history" full of "bi lesbians" though.

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

It always amazes me what troons think women actually look like. I don't think any woman over the age of "early twenties" and larger than a C-cup or so, has "full, round perky breasts" unless they're lucky or have had implants. It's the same as all this "uwu feminine curves" and shit. Women who are not in the 18-25 range and who are not celebrities/don't have a career that orients around their appearance look nothing like any of their transition goals. It's never "oh I would like to be a woman of my age in decent shape", which would require contending with the inevitable effects of aging, it's always "I want to look like an 18yo that won the genetic lottery". But sure, it's definitely not a fetish...


Pretty sure the inheritance wasn't all that much, and also was time-limited - he said somewhere a while back that the total amount it pays out would have been enough for him to pay for a "boob" job (if he hadn't squandered it all). Most of his money, we presume, comes from Colorado's unemployment pay-outs, plus maybe disability. He pays $1000 a month in rent (which we presume includes food etc., so that's his total living costs). I can't find what Colorado pays out for unemployment, but I think it was like $1,500, so with that plus his paypigs he's easily in the clear.

But you have to have had a job to get unemployment. He's never worked, has he? I always assumed he was another leech on fake disability.

 

[Constellationzero]

It's not "I want to look like an 18yo that won the genetic lottery," that'd be more realistic goals. They're more in the "I want to look like a definitely-shooped mostly-plastic porn model (without shooping or similar levels of investment in appearance)" area. Which, honestly, just adds to the problem.

Most states--donno about CO--normally require somebody on unemployment to be actively looking for a job. There's certain tells when you run across examples of someone sincerely faking it, things like deliberately bombing interviews. Disability gets you out of that, but 'is an unemployable troon' does not make the cut and probably would actually have troons chimping out over if it did, because how dare you suggest troons aren't well-adjusted, mentally healthy, and not only kept from having the jobs they deserve due to transphobia. (And not, say, being useless sex pests with massive entitlement issues.)

IDK how it is in The Year of our Lord Current, but if you work at GM, Ford, or Chrysler, there was a permanent exemption from job seeking. The exemption even extended beyond those who accepted buyouts back in 2008. Part of that extension also included free college provided you met regularly with your unemployment caseworker.
For those not familiar: This is the only exception I have ever heard of (there may be others). Auto plants have automatic yearly shutdowns for 1 to 2 weeks for changeover. Other shutdowns occur for various reasons: Too many fleet orders, weather/disaster affecting supplier area (they all got rid of in house pick and pack and in house assembly of instrument panels and engines as well as tire inspections).
But the exception swing by the UAW back then was...you're actually employed so you don't have to look for work. There used to be jobs banks. This consisted of lower seniority workers vegetating in the auto worker version of pedophile teacher "rubber rooms" AKA: The union hall. They liderully got full pay and benefits each day to lay around, watch movies, fuck, go out to eat, fuck, play video games, and fuck. Of course, the inevitable happened and the jobs banks went away totally. They also may have removed to work search exemption and reinstated the mandate for those on long term layoff.

Kevryn should've been an auto worker... 30 years ago.

 

[Gone Ham]

IDK how it is in The Year of our Lord Current, but if you work at GM, Ford, or Chrysler, there was a permanent exemption from job seeking. The exemption even extended beyond those who accepted buyouts back in 2008. Part of that extension also included free college provided you met regularly with your unemployment caseworker.
For those not familiar: This is the only exception I have ever heard of (there may be others). Auto plants have automatic yearly shutdowns for 1 to 2 weeks for changeover. Other shutdowns occur for various reasons: Too many fleet orders, weather/disaster affecting supplier area (they all got rid of in house pick and pack and in house assembly of instrument panels and engines as well as tire inspections).
But the exception swing by the UAW back then was...you're actually employed so you don't have to look for work. There used to be jobs banks. This consisted of lower seniority workers vegetating in the auto worker version of pedophile teacher "rubber rooms" AKA: The union hall. They liderully got full pay and benefits each day to lay around, watch movies, fuck, go out to eat, fuck, play video games, and fuck. Of course, the inevitable happened and the jobs banks went away totally. They also may have removed to work search exemption and reinstated the mandate for those on long term layoff.

Kevryn should've been an auto worker... 30 years ago.

Why do you know this

 

[break these cuffs]

Most states--donno about CO--normally require somebody on unemployment to be actively looking for a job. There's certain tells when you run across examples of someone sincerely faking it, things like deliberately bombing interviews. Disability gets you out of that, but 'is an unemployable troon' does not make the cut and probably would actually have troons chimping out over if it did, because how dare you suggest troons aren't well-adjusted, mentally healthy, and not only kept from having the jobs they deserve due to transphobia. (And not, say, being useless sex pests with massive entitlement issues.)

Unemployment went so skyhigh from the wuflu that I wouldn't be surprised if completely swamped departments weren't doing anything more than checking whatever forms people were filling out to lie about looking for jobs.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Reading between the lines, Wedge got triggered by some zoomer lezzers who see right through his bi-lesbian bullshit

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This language is insanity, it makes no sense. A non-binary lesbian with a penis shaped like a cheese triangle is also a bisexual lesbian?
It's designed to create confusion and allow for constant performative outrage.

(And Kevin, you're not a non-binary lesbian, you're a middle aged man with a flayed cock)

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My offer extends to Wedge as well. 50 bucks if he can explain this in a way I understand.

 

[lamp shade]

Reading between the lines, Wedge got triggered by some zoomer lezzers who see right through his bi-lesbian bullshit

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This language is insanity, it makes no sense. A non-binary lesbian with a penis shaped like a cheese triangle is also a bisexual lesbian?
It's designed to create confusion and allow for constant performative outrage.

(And Kevin, you're not a non-binary lesbian, you're a middle aged man with a flayed cock)

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“I’m a meat eating vegan” has the same ring to it and makes just as much sense. There is something uniquely sinister about a bunch of men demanding that women allow them to use a label that is specifically to described women attracted to women. Not only do they want to use the label as men, they want to make it extra stupid and tack bi on the front.

 

[Law]

There's certain tells when you run across examples of someone sincerely faking it, things like deliberately bombing interviews.

As much as I'd love a "Kevin Goes to Work" saga (it could be like a dark, surreal version of The Simple Life), I'm actually fine with him being on the dole. Even if he's faking, I feel bad for the poor saps that would end up becoming his co-workers if he was forced to get a job somewhere. This way he can't get anyone fired for a wrong pronoun crime, can't make his female coworkers really uncomfortable, and can't get a payout when he's fired for incompetence and blames it on troonsphobia.

 

[Revo]

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Spoiler: Full image

 

[voidBits]

Hey, any tranchers that are reading this tell Kevin I'll donate 50$ to him if he's able to explain to me how all those labels fit together. All he has to do is explain it in such a way that I can sort of understand how it's possible. He does not have to convince me that he's a agender woman, only that those two labels aren't exclusive. If it's impossible to explain it by writing I'll gladly accept some kind of graph or whatever. As long as I can understand it those 50 bucks are his.

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Kevin can't even explain what being trans is, let alone his made up mutually exclusive word-salad identities
None of em can
That Strype is one of the Korp Kultists and the thread following the above tweet is quite revealing (Archive)

Almost as if they can't admit they're just AGP fetishists, with severe mental illnesses who spend far too much time on the internet...


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And he thinks he's transfemme with those dirty great hairy ham-hocks sticking out those shorts?

Spoiler: Just a horrific man-child

 

[El Mundo Dios]

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This language is insanity, it makes no sense.

Some poor shrink had to listen to this shit irl.


Kevin shares the price tag on his new dilator.

Here it is in action.

Kevin's said plenty of times that he can't even fit the next-to-smallest dilator unless he uses the smallest one to loosen himself up first, and that his impatient ass is so frustrated that he barely bothers anymore. I don't see how this will help, other than provide him the 5-10 minute consoomer high of opening the package and maybe a week of motivation to fix his amhole before he gets bored and drops it like the elliptical.

 

[Trianon]

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Kevin can't even explain what being trans is, let alone his made up mutually exclusive word-salad identities
None of em can
That Strype is one of the Korp Kultists and the thread following the above tweet is quite revealing (Archive)

Almost as if they can't admit they're just AGP fetishists, with severe mental illnesses who spend far too much time on the internet...

Keep that introspection up! Now let's figure out what the "sensation" of being a woman is. (Hint: It's not having a boner.)