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[Prolego]

Only a half-update for ol' Kev's forehead, but man is it looking creased.
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It's looking filthy as well. Look at all that ingrained dirt.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Nose ring is a hole and therefore sexual:

Why would a septum piercing give him “gender euphoria”?! Women are not defined as a group by our requisite piercings. With all the hornyposts sprinkled in around that one gender euphoria comment, it couldn’t be more clear that “gender euphoria” is code for arousal.

Honestly, it's super clear from this that "gender euphoria" just means "adrenaline/endorphine hit". Piercings (done properly with a needle) often give people a bit of a "high" after the initial pain, because the body reacts to the shock and minor trauma by pumping you full of adrenaline and endorphins. Septums are especially good for this because your septum's very sensitive, and also on your face, so the shock is greater. He's literally just riding a minor natural high and that's apparently "gender euphoria". Explains a lot about why he constantly mistakes excitement or boners or even general happiness for gender shit.

Also re: the wonkiness of the piercing, it's just how the actual jewellery is put in. You can rotate it so it's straight (though I don't know anyone whose septum piercing stays straight, face movements mean it tends to wonk), but on the basis he's just had it done and there'll be scabbing etc., he can't do that right now without ripping everything up. The actual issues will be a) whether it's parallel to the plane of his face, b) whether the piercer put it up too high (clipped the cartilage, which slows healing significantly and makes it more painful) or too low (increased chance of it migrating out), and c) whether he does aftercare properly and how quickly he tries to 'stretch' it.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Countdown to infection. Start your timers.

 

[ten dollars off]

 

[DatBepisTho]

Kev's no ass-having self in those shorts like the lack of a waist and thighs don't give him away immediately.

Eta: This just made my day and I really needed it.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

That photo from behind really shows off how his body is build like a refrigerator. Not a single thing feminine about it. Sure, he's fat, but even actual fat chicks have a femnine shaped curvature to their waist/hips, even if they are oversized/have fat rolls. Kevin is just a fat man though Nothing but doughy flab on top a flat ass. Gross.

 

[moonchild]

Just a minor thing, but I think it's less that the trans community is lacking elders and more that the elders who haven't 41% are ostracised by the younger community for being truscum.

The oldest trans person I know of is Buck Angel, who is a public figure and for decades has been involved in the kind of education and activism that Kevin and his goons like to pretend they're doing. Every troon under 35 hates him because he's critical of modern troonery and tends to reach out to TERFs, radfems and people outside of the LGBT community for frank discussion. He's open about the fact he's female and that transitioning is highly experimental and dangerous, so he triggers the hell out of these people.

Basically- you have community elders, Kev, you just don't like what they're saying. The whole LGBT community has pretty much exiled their elders for actually trying to educate.

From what I've gathered online, that despite all their talk about being an accepting loving community, troons are so quick to eat their own and turn on people who commit wrongthink. The "true scum" lable appears to be an insult for fellow troons that aren't completely deluded and insane

 

[ten dollars off]

That photo from behind really shows off how his body is build like a refrigerator. Not a single thing feminine about it. Sure, he's fat, but even actual fat chicks have a femnine shaped curvature to their waist/hips, even if they are oversized/have fat rolls. Kevin is just a fat man though Nothing but doughy flab on top a flat ass. Gross.

I get the impression troons allow themselves or encourage themselves to become flabby because the extra fat helps give the impression of feminine softness, but even in Kev's situation he's is indeed still very obviously male. Or a middle-aged Mexican woman.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Given I doubt Kev put half as much effort into finding a piercer as I did, and his track record for aftercare, I'm not surprised and am only awaiting to find out if it rejects, gets infected, turns out to be a material he's allergic to, or maybe something new!

Honestly. Bet Kevkev just searched for the nearest piercer and didn't even bother checking the reviews anywhere, or checking their site beyond where the 'book an appointment' page was...

It will go when he can't pick his nose.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Countdown to infection. Start your timers.

Despite the general concern about infection, you often have to work pretty hard to get a piercing infected - often just some hot water in the shower every day is fine past the initial week or two (please still do your salt soaks etc. though, because it's just not worth the risk). However, given the general squalor Kevin lives in, and how rarely he seems to wash his clothes/sheets, or indeed his body...

More fun will be when he tries to stretch it out way too early, as he's said he wanted a bigger ring (why not just go somewhere that will do a punch for you, Kevin? Scared of the pain?), and realises that a) there's a reason you're supposed to leave a year or two between getting a piercing and trying to stretch it out, and b) stretching a septum hurts like a bitch and will do weird shit to your nose shape/cartilage at way smaller sizes than the one he's talking about. If he tries it to early (which he will), then he will for sure get an infection, and probably blow out his septum, and also fuck his nose up and be in so much pain. Though I guess he's used to all that from the amhole...

 

[flight of ideas]

If you want a good idea who Torrid is aiming for: They're literally where Hot Topic exiles the plus-size stuff.

An important point about Torrid for those readers who do not visit the Beauty Parlor/Deathfats threads: sizing starts at a (generous) women’s 10 and goes up to 5X or 6X depending on the garment. But natal women who can shop at a “regular” mall store (think Old Navy, despite their own generous sizing metric) are not gonna be buying something like plain denim shorts at Torrid until they size out of what Old Navy keeps in store (up to an 18, usually). Also Kev’s tiddies are a B-cup at best, not Torrid territory. Translation/summary: lol fat.

Kevin forehead update:
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I've seen scar tissue less deep than this.

Jesus Christ on the road, Kevin, why didn’t you stop at Ulta or Sephora for some serum and moisturizer. OH WAIT

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Despite the general concern about infection, you often have to work pretty hard to get a piercing infected - often just some hot water in the shower every day is fine past the initial week or two (please still do your salt soaks etc. though, because it's just not worth the risk). However, given the general squalor Kevin lives in, and how rarely he seems to wash his clothes/sheets, or indeed his body...

More fun will be when he tries to stretch it out way too early, as he's said he wanted a bigger ring (why not just go somewhere that will do a punch for you, Kevin? Scared of the pain?), and realises that a) there's a reason you're supposed to leave a year or two between getting a piercing and trying to stretch it out, and b) stretching a septum hurts like a bitch and will do weird shit to your nose shape/cartilage at way smaller sizes than the one he's talking about. If he tries it to early (which he will), then he will for sure get an infection, and probably blow out his septum, and also fuck his nose up and be in so much pain. Though I guess he's used to all that from the amhole...

You’re assuming the man who doesn’t shower more than once a month will soak and wash a piercing.
I wish I remembered what that sort of optimism felt like.

 

[voidBits]

you often have to work pretty hard to get a piercing infected

Even though Kevryn hasn't done a hard day's work in his life, I have a feeling that just this once, he may step up to the challenge...

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Despite the general concern about infection, you often have to work pretty hard to get a piercing infected - often just some hot water in the shower every day is fine past the initial week or two (please still do your salt soaks etc. though, because it's just not worth the risk). However, given the general squalor Kevin lives in, and how rarely he seems to wash his clothes/sheets, or indeed his body...

That is probably why most of us figure it's going to get infected...

Kev is unhygienic and I would not do any body art on him.

An important point about Torrid for those readers who do not visit the Beauty Parlor/Deathfats threads: sizing starts at a (generous) women’s 10 and goes up to 5X or 6X depending on the garment. But natal women who can shop at a “regular” mall store (think Old Navy, despite their own generous sizing metric) are not gonna be buying something like plain denim shorts at Torrid until they size out of what Old Navy keeps in store (up to an 18, usually). Also Kev’s tiddies are a B-cup at best, not Torrid territory. Translation/summary: lol fat.

Jesus Christ on the road, Kevin, why didn’t you stop at Ulta or Sephora for some serum and moisturizer. OH WAIT

Yep, and Torrid is literally is a spin-off of Hot Topic, which has its own issues with rep. I've never bothered checking it out between that, and the fact I've vaguely impressed by how they can make a mannequin look fat in their windows which is apparently an every-location thing. So...not only is Kev not getting forced into bigger sizes by anything more than being fat...

But Kev's not exactly been into clothes that fit. (Remember the too-small hoodie?) So Torrid's selling him on the image, not the size range.

...You can get some pretty decent serum and moisturizer without even hitting Ulta or Sephora, but let's be honest, Kev probably only knows what a skincare routine is if he reads this thread or one of the troon minions he has reading it has reported it. Never mind I don't think there's a woman in the West who couldn't answer "What's your skincare routine?" without much effort...

 

[Mr Snoid]

Since the woke-sick idiots at Torrid won't kick Kevin out, they'll have to remind him that shared spaces require good hygiene. Hopefully, they won't have to burn the furniture too often.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

But Kev's not exactly been into clothes that fit. (Remember the too-small hoodie?) So Torrid's selling him on the image, not the size range.

It might be that the plus-size clothes fit him better, given his weird lumpy shape - stuff designed specifically for plus-size bodies often has a different cut/shaping to regular clothes (including the "plus size" sizes in regular stores, which are usually just bigger versions of the smaller sizes rather than having their shape changed). He might also be doing it for the #validation of how slim and feminine he is, because if you go shopping in plus size stores you're often a size smaller than you'd be elsewhere (e.g. if he's an 18 usually, he's probably a 16 or even a 14 at Torrid, which would presumably give gender euphoria or good-girl headpats or whatever).

 

[Law]

Those bathroom photos are genuinely horrifying and nauseating.

But sweet and innocent transwahmen just want to pee!

That photo from behind really shows off how his body is build like a refrigerator.

Hey, my refrigerator doesn't have a gunt.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Since the woke-sick idiots at Torrid won't kick Kevin out, they'll have to remind him that shared spaces require good hygiene. Hopefully, they won't have to burn the furniture too often.

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You could play connect the dots on his back.

 

[Ramona]

Just so everybody knows, Torrid is tranny mecca because it is a store originally intended for big and tall women with an alt style. Trannies thinks this means them. The store has cut most of its ties with Hot Topic Inc and has a new CEO who wants it to be Forever 21 for fat people instead of figure flattering rockabilly clothes for bigger women. Hot Topic has it's own plus size line now that fits even worse than Torrid but if you want a shapeless tarp you may as well get it there for half the price.

Because of the ease of access to their size range and the nature of customer service, Torrid has a huge problem with men coming into the store and trying on clothes. Full stop.

Sometimes it's just troons playing dress up which is annoying, but sometimes they just want a woman to look at them wearing womens clothes so they can jack off in the food court. A lot of these men are also doing both.

You are not allowed to refuse if a man requests that you stay with him the whole time while he tries on clothes for his sexual gratification, because "We don't judge here. If it's just a man who likes to wear women's underwear who cares? They're asking you to stay with them so they don't feel uncomfortable."

You also HAVE TO let them try on whatever they want or they will have a fit. The women do this as well, and while many of them are sweaty pigs they do not have AM HOLE JUICES flowing from their loins. PEOPLE TRY ON THE LINGERIE THE MOST. Crotchless bodysuits are the most popular. Literally. Some people leave their underwear own when they do this but A LOT DON'T.

When something is tried on in store and soiled or just returned smelling bad, Torrid's official covid policy is to hang it on a rack a few hours and spray it with Lysol.
I got chastised several times for damaging out worn panties.

DO NOT BUY UNDERWEAR FROM TORRID UNLESS IT IS ONLINE AND IN A PLASTIC BAG.

 

[cluelessly]

His transition into a hog is developing nicely.