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I swear to god, I am over here doing a 'let him get a keloid in his nose' dance
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Kevryn shows off his exciting new method of enhancing and speeding up the aging process (with added wrinkles for that lived in look)If you're just starting your transition, you have so many exciting changes ahead of you
Nano-autobots confirmed.I'd say that Kevin has an above-average immune system. He lives in filth, not even to mention that he sat in pissed diapers for who knows how long right after he got the Amhole installed. As much as people in this thread like to coom over the idea of him getting sepsis or some shit the dude is amazingly resilient.
He's aged 20 years in 3.What the fuck happened in 3 years and 8 months Kevin?
How did you age so hard?
Actually, there's no need for me to ask that question, I've read the thread
But holy fuck, getting your cock flayed and taking copious quantities of off-licence drugs really piles the years on
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What the fuck happened in 3 years and 8 months Kevin?
How did you age so hard?
Actually, there's no need for me to ask that question, I've read the thread
But holy fuck, getting your cock flayed and taking copious quantities of off-licence drugs really piles the years on
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Kevryn shows off his exciting new method of enhancing and speeding up the aging process (with added wrinkles for that lived in look)
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Holy shit, he literally fell off a cliff.What the fuck happened in 3 years and 8 months Kevin?
How did you age so hard?
Actually, there's no need for me to ask that question, I've read the thread
But holy fuck, getting your cock flayed and taking copious quantities of off-licence drugs really piles the years on
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Kevryn shows off his exciting new method of enhancing and speeding up the aging process (with added wrinkles for that lived in look)
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So THATS where its been...Who says he hasn't already?
Above-average immune system? No. He's been insanely lucky--the most we've got evidence for is what sounds like chronic infections, which....is kind of the opposite of what an above-average immune system would do.I'd say that Kevin has an above-average immune system. He lives in filth, not even to mention that he sat in pissed diapers for who knows how long right after he got the Amhole installed. As much as people in this thread like to coom over the idea of him getting sepsis or some shit the dude is amazingly resilient.
Kev may be a fat, gross, autistic man child, possible pedo, degenerate scum bag with a face more punchable than that fag from spirit science....but he is nowhere near outside the health requirements to get his top surgery or any surgery really. Is he healthy? Fuuuuuck no but this America fren and even Hamberlyn survived going under the knife so calm down. Unhealthy people in their 60's and 70's get surgery all the time.Above-average immune system? No. He's been insanely lucky--the most we've got evidence for is what sounds like chronic infections, which....is kind of the opposite of what an above-average immune system would do.
He's also been pretty damn lucky with the amhole surgery, since I think the last weight we got for him was from before that. That BMI placed him into the "uh no" region for elective surgeries for anything that can't be put off until you've lost some weight--and that's assuming he hasn't since stacked it with, say, diabetes at which point that pretty much lands you in the realm of where you just...have to decide if living is worth losing weight & getting your diabetes under control.
Even without diabetes? Kev's well into the area where Kaiser's surgeons are gonna be telling him no top surgery without losing weight, especially if his BMI has gotten worse since we last got his weight. (If nothing else says the amhole surgeon is a quack? This does.) Whatever else you can say about Kaiser, they do try to keep you alive. Probably so they don't gotta pay out any death benefits, but...
Wanna bet he'll REEE when (pretty much inevitably) he gets told no but leave out why?
There is no Kevin, there is only Zuul.Kevin in his before photo looks almost shockingly normal. Like a regular nerdy metal head guy. I can imagine the man in that photo having a job, having friends, maybe annoying his buddies by talking their ears off about a band he likes or some dorky hobby he's into. I know we constantly mock Kevin's appearance, but before Kevin really doesn't look that bad. A guy who looked like that could totally get by socially if he had an affable personality, but Kevin replaced his personality with a seemingly inexhaustible supply of fetishes a long time ago.
Seems like one of his partners forgot his birthday.More plastic shit to add to the pile is coming soon! He seems excited enough about this one that we might be getting another Unicron style reveal before he never, ever does anything with his new toy ever again.
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My favorite famous version of this is Anna Wintour's clear hatred of Taylor Swift.That before and after picture of Kevin really got me thinking.
In Girl World, women are (sometimes) cunty and catty to each other, gossiping away and nitpicking minute things such as hair and makeup. In some of these circles, some women will "help" their fellow ladies, and by help I mean give them the most godawful advice imaginable. Does Kathy prefer to do natural eyeliner? Tell her she'll look AMAZING doing a thick cateye liner look. Stacey has such long, gorgeous hair. Tell her to get it cut into a bob. It's very interesting to observe (as a woman) and to see how some will try to put others down by recommending things that will make them look like shit. It's a defense mechanism that occurs when women feel threatened in the presence of one with "high market value" (I can't think of a better term).
Now, where does Kevin fit into all of this?
Well we already know that Kevin upkeeps his side-shave because a fellow troon recommended he do it. I think this could have been one of the worst things Kevin has done to his hair. I had an undercut for eight years and the only way it could be fixed was to cut off all my hair and start over completely. I doubt that Kevin is going to have the willpower to let all that hair on the side of his head catch up with the rest of his fetid locks, so when the time comes when he finally realizes he's too old to look like a sad rendition of a cyberpxnk uwu mommy it'll be too late. He'll have to cut off all his hair.
And thus the transformation into ADF will further continue.![]()
The highlighted are pending as they're obviously next on his list...@Bleeding Heart posted a lolcow bingo in the sideshows thread, and Kevin has an impressive scorecard.
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Combine Kevin's poor hygiene with his general incompetence, and it's an inevitability that he is not going to take even the most basic steps to stop infection from setting in.
The reason I am optimistic (I don't know, we thought we were in for an infection arc when the cat scratched his face, but that didn't happen.
Kevin already says "goddess" constantly which, let's be real, is about the same amount of dedication that most internet pagans give to their religion, so that one can probably be ticked off.Edit: Ah shit, I missed the pagan one. Well, pretend I highlighted that one too.
I have seen very, very, very feel women able to pull that hair style off and still look attractive, and I generally like pixie cuts on women. I think most would just look better going full shave than that dumb side shave shit.That before and after picture of Kevin really got me thinking.
In Girl World, women are (sometimes) cunty and catty to each other, gossiping away and nitpicking minute things such as hair and makeup. In some of these circles, some women will "help" their fellow ladies, and by help I mean give them the most godawful advice imaginable. Does Kathy prefer to do natural eyeliner? Tell her she'll look AMAZING doing a thick cateye liner look. Stacey has such long, gorgeous hair. Tell her to get it cut into a bob. It's very interesting to observe (as a woman) and to see how some will try to put others down by recommending things that will make them look like shit. It's a defense mechanism that occurs when women feel threatened in the presence of one with "high market value" (I can't think of a better term).
Now, where does Kevin fit into all of this?
Well we already know that Kevin upkeeps his side-shave because a fellow troon recommended he do it. I think this could have been one of the worst things Kevin has done to his hair. I had an undercut for eight years and the only way it could be fixed was to cut off all my hair and start over completely. I doubt that Kevin is going to have the willpower to let all that hair on the side of his head catch up with the rest of his fetid locks, so when the time comes when he finally realizes he's too old to look like a sad rendition of a cyberpxnk uwu mommy it'll be too late. He'll have to cut off all his hair.
And thus the transformation into ADF will further continue.![]()