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What the fuck happened in 3 years and 8 months Kevin?
How did you age so hard?
Actually, there's no need for me to ask that question, I've read the thread
But holy fuck, getting your cock flayed and taking copious quantities of off-licence drugs really piles the years on
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If you're just starting your transition, you have so many exciting changes ahead of you
Kevryn shows off his exciting new method of enhancing and speeding up the aging process (with added wrinkles for that lived in look)
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I'd say that Kevin has an above-average immune system. He lives in filth, not even to mention that he sat in pissed diapers for who knows how long right after he got the Amhole installed. As much as people in this thread like to coom over the idea of him getting sepsis or some shit the dude is amazingly resilient.
Nano-autobots confirmed.
 
What the fuck happened in 3 years and 8 months Kevin?
How did you age so hard?
Actually, there's no need for me to ask that question, I've read the thread
But holy fuck, getting your cock flayed and taking copious quantities of off-licence drugs really piles the years on
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Kevryn shows off his exciting new method of enhancing and speeding up the aging process (with added wrinkles for that lived in look)
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He's aged 20 years in 3.
 
What the fuck happened in 3 years and 8 months Kevin?
How did you age so hard?
Actually, there's no need for me to ask that question, I've read the thread
But holy fuck, getting your cock flayed and taking copious quantities of off-licence drugs really piles the years on
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Kevryn shows off his exciting new method of enhancing and speeding up the aging process (with added wrinkles for that lived in look)
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If only younger Kevin knew how bad things would get.
 
What the fuck happened in 3 years and 8 months Kevin?
How did you age so hard?
Actually, there's no need for me to ask that question, I've read the thread
But holy fuck, getting your cock flayed and taking copious quantities of off-licence drugs really piles the years on
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Kevryn shows off his exciting new method of enhancing and speeding up the aging process (with added wrinkles for that lived in look)
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Holy shit, he literally fell off a cliff.
 
I'd say that Kevin has an above-average immune system. He lives in filth, not even to mention that he sat in pissed diapers for who knows how long right after he got the Amhole installed. As much as people in this thread like to coom over the idea of him getting sepsis or some shit the dude is amazingly resilient.
Above-average immune system? No. He's been insanely lucky--the most we've got evidence for is what sounds like chronic infections, which....is kind of the opposite of what an above-average immune system would do.

He's also been pretty damn lucky with the amhole surgery, since I think the last weight we got for him was from before that. That BMI placed him into the "uh no" region for elective surgeries for anything that can't be put off until you've lost some weight--and that's assuming he hasn't since stacked it with, say, diabetes at which point that pretty much lands you in the realm of where you just...have to decide if living is worth losing weight & getting your diabetes under control.

Even without diabetes? Kev's well into the area where Kaiser's surgeons are gonna be telling him no top surgery without losing weight, especially if his BMI has gotten worse since we last got his weight. (If nothing else says the amhole surgeon is a quack? This does.) Whatever else you can say about Kaiser, they do try to keep you alive. Probably so they don't gotta pay out any death benefits, but...

Wanna bet he'll REEE when (pretty much inevitably) he gets told no but leave out why?
 
Above-average immune system? No. He's been insanely lucky--the most we've got evidence for is what sounds like chronic infections, which....is kind of the opposite of what an above-average immune system would do.

He's also been pretty damn lucky with the amhole surgery, since I think the last weight we got for him was from before that. That BMI placed him into the "uh no" region for elective surgeries for anything that can't be put off until you've lost some weight--and that's assuming he hasn't since stacked it with, say, diabetes at which point that pretty much lands you in the realm of where you just...have to decide if living is worth losing weight & getting your diabetes under control.

Even without diabetes? Kev's well into the area where Kaiser's surgeons are gonna be telling him no top surgery without losing weight, especially if his BMI has gotten worse since we last got his weight. (If nothing else says the amhole surgeon is a quack? This does.) Whatever else you can say about Kaiser, they do try to keep you alive. Probably so they don't gotta pay out any death benefits, but...

Wanna bet he'll REEE when (pretty much inevitably) he gets told no but leave out why?
Kev may be a fat, gross, autistic man child, possible pedo, degenerate scum bag with a face more punchable than that fag from spirit science....but he is nowhere near outside the health requirements to get his top surgery or any surgery really. Is he healthy? Fuuuuuck no but this America fren and even Hamberlyn survived going under the knife so calm down. Unhealthy people in their 60's and 70's get surgery all the time.

Nano-autobots, ROLL OUT!
 
Kevin in his before photo looks almost shockingly normal. Like a regular nerdy metal head guy. I can imagine the man in that photo having a job, having friends, maybe annoying his buddies by talking their ears off about a band he likes or some dorky hobby he's into. I know we constantly mock Kevin's appearance, but before Kevin really doesn't look that bad. A guy who looked like that could totally get by socially if he had an affable personality, but Kevin replaced his personality with a seemingly inexhaustible supply of fetishes a long time ago.
 
Kevin in his before photo looks almost shockingly normal. Like a regular nerdy metal head guy. I can imagine the man in that photo having a job, having friends, maybe annoying his buddies by talking their ears off about a band he likes or some dorky hobby he's into. I know we constantly mock Kevin's appearance, but before Kevin really doesn't look that bad. A guy who looked like that could totally get by socially if he had an affable personality, but Kevin replaced his personality with a seemingly inexhaustible supply of fetishes a long time ago.
There is no Kevin, there is only Zuul.
 
That before and after picture of Kevin really got me thinking.

In Girl World, women are (sometimes) cunty and catty to each other, gossiping away and nitpicking minute things such as hair and makeup. In some of these circles, some women will "help" their fellow ladies, and by help I mean give them the most godawful advice imaginable. Does Kathy prefer to do natural eyeliner? Tell her she'll look AMAZING doing a thick cateye liner look. Stacey has such long, gorgeous hair. Tell her to get it cut into a bob. It's very interesting to observe (as a woman) and to see how some will try to put others down by recommending things that will make them look like shit. It's a defense mechanism that occurs when women feel threatened in the presence of one with "high market value" (I can't think of a better term).
Now, where does Kevin fit into all of this?
Well we already know that Kevin upkeeps his side-shave because a fellow troon recommended he do it. I think this could have been one of the worst things Kevin has done to his hair. I had an undercut for eight years and the only way it could be fixed was to cut off all my hair and start over completely. I doubt that Kevin is going to have the willpower to let all that hair on the side of his head catch up with the rest of his fetid locks, so when the time comes when he finally realizes he's too old to look like a sad rendition of a cyberpxnk uwu mommy it'll be too late. He'll have to cut off all his hair.
And thus the transformation into ADF will further continue. :story:
 
I think the main change between the before/after photos is that he started opening his eyes wide and lifting his eyebrows in the selfies. His forehead is probably not that bad normally but he has to do the Shocked Pikachu face to achieve his one angle.

That before and after picture of Kevin really got me thinking.

In Girl World, women are (sometimes) cunty and catty to each other, gossiping away and nitpicking minute things such as hair and makeup. In some of these circles, some women will "help" their fellow ladies, and by help I mean give them the most godawful advice imaginable. Does Kathy prefer to do natural eyeliner? Tell her she'll look AMAZING doing a thick cateye liner look. Stacey has such long, gorgeous hair. Tell her to get it cut into a bob. It's very interesting to observe (as a woman) and to see how some will try to put others down by recommending things that will make them look like shit. It's a defense mechanism that occurs when women feel threatened in the presence of one with "high market value" (I can't think of a better term).
Now, where does Kevin fit into all of this?
Well we already know that Kevin upkeeps his side-shave because a fellow troon recommended he do it. I think this could have been one of the worst things Kevin has done to his hair. I had an undercut for eight years and the only way it could be fixed was to cut off all my hair and start over completely. I doubt that Kevin is going to have the willpower to let all that hair on the side of his head catch up with the rest of his fetid locks, so when the time comes when he finally realizes he's too old to look like a sad rendition of a cyberpxnk uwu mommy it'll be too late. He'll have to cut off all his hair.
And thus the transformation into ADF will further continue. :story:
My favorite famous version of this is Anna Wintour's clear hatred of Taylor Swift.

Taylor showed up at the Grammys with an exact copy of Wintour's hairstyle. A month later, Wintour convinced Taylor to get on the cover of Vogue and go to the Met Gala looking like this.

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Absolute sabotage.

But yeah I don't know why Kevin bleached and stripped his hair so bad. There are ways to improve and style it without doing that.
 
Combine Kevin's poor hygiene with his general incompetence, and it's an inevitability that he is not going to take even the most basic steps to stop infection from setting in.
I don't know, we thought we were in for an infection arc when the cat scratched his face, but that didn't happen.
The reason I am optimistic (🌈) about the septum healing largely without incident is that Kevin has stretched ears. Admittedly, they're pretty small stretchers, but ime stretching takes a lot more patience/maintenance than a new piercing (and septums are known for healing quickly and well, lots of blood flow in the face; if we really want a fucked up piercing saga, cartilege is the way to go), and also has a much higher risk of infection, scarring, blowouts etc. Admittedly, we haven't seen the back of his ears and they could be a complete blown-out mess, but the lack of visible ear horror around the stretchers suggests he's either surprisingly good at managing piercings or he's got a very forgiving body.

Edit: Ah shit, I missed the pagan one. Well, pretend I highlighted that one too.
Kevin already says "goddess" constantly which, let's be real, is about the same amount of dedication that most internet pagans give to their religion, so that one can probably be ticked off.
 
That before and after picture of Kevin really got me thinking.

In Girl World, women are (sometimes) cunty and catty to each other, gossiping away and nitpicking minute things such as hair and makeup. In some of these circles, some women will "help" their fellow ladies, and by help I mean give them the most godawful advice imaginable. Does Kathy prefer to do natural eyeliner? Tell her she'll look AMAZING doing a thick cateye liner look. Stacey has such long, gorgeous hair. Tell her to get it cut into a bob. It's very interesting to observe (as a woman) and to see how some will try to put others down by recommending things that will make them look like shit. It's a defense mechanism that occurs when women feel threatened in the presence of one with "high market value" (I can't think of a better term).
Now, where does Kevin fit into all of this?
Well we already know that Kevin upkeeps his side-shave because a fellow troon recommended he do it. I think this could have been one of the worst things Kevin has done to his hair. I had an undercut for eight years and the only way it could be fixed was to cut off all my hair and start over completely. I doubt that Kevin is going to have the willpower to let all that hair on the side of his head catch up with the rest of his fetid locks, so when the time comes when he finally realizes he's too old to look like a sad rendition of a cyberpxnk uwu mommy it'll be too late. He'll have to cut off all his hair.
And thus the transformation into ADF will further continue. :story:
I have seen very, very, very feel women able to pull that hair style off and still look attractive, and I generally like pixie cuts on women. I think most would just look better going full shave than that dumb side shave shit.
 
The side shave was quite popular around 10-15 years ago (think 2008-2011), I remember people like Cassie and Rihanna had it. Of course, since they're black they also often wear wigs/weaves anyway, so doing a sideshave means they didn't have to wait to let it all grow out. Either way, it just goes into the whole "troons dress up as the girls they were attracted to when they were young" thing.
 
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