Containment Random Chris Updates

Sad and anger are the same thing in the comics.
Chris can't tell emotions from each other to save his sorry ass, social cues and basic script writing. Everything he makes are projections of his own ego and ideal self delusions

Any given good writer need to have following skills.
1. Detach from personal beliefs.
2. Be in someone else's shoes
3. Think from multiple perspective at the same time
4. Basic grasp of common creative tropes.
 
This shit will never not be funny to me. An actual artist tries to give his characters some personality and he says “No! They’re optimistic/energetic/radical (if male) or kind/caring/sexy (if female)!” Time was when we thought we had to draw Rosechu with a dick to piss Chris off, but apparently even just seeing any of his characters frowning annoys him.
Cwcville is sounding more and more like wandavision. A character who can't deal with the real world using their powers to create their perfect reality where everyone says and does exactly what their manipulator says.
Of course, one just wanted her dead husband back. The other just doesn't want to grow up.
 
Sad? Anger? Speak English doc! We just call those bad feelings “prickly wicklies” and we don’t like to think about them.
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Barb should have given Chris this book for his trip to TMG. Maybe then he wouldn't have gotten hauled away by the cops.
 
Chris has always been hungry for even the illusion of depth because he's got fucking nothing to him.
When you strip away the troll sagas, his weird autistic obsession's and outbursts Chris is one of the most bland people you could think of. His musical taste ranges from boy bands that were popular when he was young to Katy Perry the most bland middle aged mom type stuff, he lives off of processed garbage fastfood, his very limited anime taste is mainstream shit that was popular in the 90s he happened to see Adult Swim or Megan showed him, he loves to consume garbage mediocre media and is too stupid to pirate it, he's massively indebt, got passed through a hick HS in the middle of nowhere and went to a shitty college for a worthless degree, he holds no real political or religious views and did a complete 180 going from extreme homophobe and racist who wanted to "cure" gays with a vaccine to a LGBTQ ally after Bob died basically just to justify him becoming AGP... I could go on and on.

TLDR For how much of a weirdo Chris is on the surface when you examine his interests and life he is extremely bland. His interests and beliefs are whatever is popular at the time and whatever he can get asspats for on social media. No original views or thoughts really.
 
When you strip away the troll sagas, his weird autistic obsession's and outbursts Chris is one of the most bland people you could think of. His musical taste ranges from boy bands that were popular when he was young to Katy Perry the most bland middle aged mom type stuff, he lives off of processed garbage fastfood, his very limited anime taste is mainstream shit that was popular in the 90s he happened to see Adult Swim or Megan showed him, he loves to consume garbage mediocre media and is too stupid to pirate it, he's massively indebt, got passed through a hick HS in the middle of nowhere and went to a shitty college for a worthless degree, he holds no real political or religious views and did a complete 180 going from extreme homophobe and racist who wanted to "cure" gays with a vaccine to a LGBTQ ally after Bob died basically just to justify him becoming AGP... I could go on and on.

TLDR For how much of a weirdo Chris is on the surface when you examine his interests and life he is extremely bland. His interests and beliefs are whatever is popular at the time and whatever he can get asspats for on social media. No original views or thoughts really.
AKA an average upper lower middle functioning autistic.

Chris just happens to be the right person at the right time at the right place. It's not Chris that made himself special, it's US.


The true Chris is the friends we made along the way.
 
Thanks for saying that. It made me realise that you very rarely see any characters in Sonichu being sad - and usually they're self-inserts like Comic Chris or Night Star, and usually moping over how they can't find True Love. The Sonichus and Rosechus themselves generally tend to be happy or else righteously angry a la Rage Against The Garbage, but you never really see them sad or depressed. Chris's cartoon land must be unfailingly chipper and happy-dip-dappy, and any minor moments of sorrow quickly glossed over with 'oh, it's okay that they died horribly - they were only trolls' or else dealt with by Magi-Chan dispensing some tiresome psychic homily.
The comic page Chris drew for The Captain was interesting in that it depicted the Sonichus as sad that he was giving up his ring which clued Captain in that it was done out of coercion. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Special_5
Don't tell Chris that Tara Strong sees Chris as a creep and a potential rapist. She even blocked Chris for stalking
Tara would pull popo over if Chris didn't have autism card
She doesn't have Chris blocked.
 
Tara Strong is basically Sonichu to Chris. It isn't surprising who he would pick.
I'd say it won't be long before chris is claiming he's a VA like Tara and shit like that whale song he did a few days ago is on par with Frank welker and David Cullen, but he kinda already is a VA since he voiced Sonichu in that sonic mod.
 
The comic page Chris drew for The Captain was interesting in that it depicted the Sonichus as sad that he was giving up his ring which clued Captain in that it was done out of coercion.
Lol, the Captain os now a nostolgic figure for being a moron bordering on ween. Thanks for reminding me about hum.
 
Someone writes a book on Chris-Chan’s detachment from reality and he takes offense to the cover.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095F3762...abc_E5ECV5KYAJXRWCQ0CJPD?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

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Edit: I know nothing about Andy Warhol, but I’m certain Chris is not being shown in a positive light.

Edit 2: After rereading the title, I’m not 100% sure the “suppression of reality” is about Chris’ reliance on his delusions or if it’s addressing a larger encompassing issue regarding art and artists.
 
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Someone writes a book on Chris-Chan’s detachment from reality and he takes offense to the cover.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095F3762...abc_E5ECV5KYAJXRWCQ0CJPD?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

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Edit: I know nothing about Andy Warhol, but I’m certain Chris is not being shown in a positive light.

Edit 2: After rereading the title, I’m not 100% sure the “suppression of reality” is about Chris’ reliance on his delusions or if it’s addressing a larger encompassing issue regarding art and artists.
I never thought a book would be made about Chris so early. I knew of a few research papers being made about him. I always thought there'd be a Netflix style doc before a book. As always, it goes over Chris' head, and the first thing he complains about is the cover. It would have been more funny if the cover was Sonichu stylized as one of Warhol's works.

Chris' ego isn't going to take this well and will write to the author/publishers about being Hating Trolling Stupids.

From Amazon's description:

Thanks to the internet Chris has become known worldwide, is constantly documented, observed, scrutinized, and made the subject of mass debate and media analysis.
 
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