DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[EmpGulcasa]

Sometimes I wonder what Dark's excuse would be if the trolls didn't exist. He's a completely delusional narc who genuinely believes he's a victim and that he would be incredibly successful if not for his detractors. In a world without an easy scapegoat, what insane delusions would he think up to excuse his mediocrity?

Pretty sure if he didn't have us detractors nobody would even know who DSP was.

 

[Gramh]

No one is getting harassed for responding to DSP's tweets dipshit. Also that you actually buy the pignoisis that more people would interact they're just afraid of trolls says you're dumb as fuck brother. This is just yet another example of DSP blaming everything on the trolls. From his youtube losing revenue, to getting kicked off twitch, and now because people won't interact with his low iq tweets IT'S ALL A GRAND CONSPIRACY BY TROLLS!!!! Pure narcissism and you should wear a dunce cap for the rest of your life for defending it.

To be fair, DSP has done a good job of conditioning his loyal fans that they are going to be collateral damage in his war of The Hate Army vs. The Detractors to the point that they are as thin skinned as he is to opposition going so far as to think that common sense questions that don't fit The Narrative are attacks on their person. It's in the same vein as when DSP got gifted a bunch of subs or bits or whatever by that Twitch personality and people rushed to tell him he done fucked up and he apologized on Twitter for then DSP to wave the victim flag of the idea that this poor thankless soul who decided DSP's content was mature and insightful enough to cough up a generous donation was ruthlessly attacked by the trolls who were spamming his Twitter feed, or any time DSP got a sponsorship deal.

 

[Forbidden Math]

To be fair, DSP has done a good job of conditioning his loyal fans that they are going to be collateral damage in his war of The Hate Army vs. The Detractors to the point that they are as thin skinned as he is to opposition going so far as to think that common sense questions that don't fit The Narrative are attacks on their person. It's in the same vein as when DSP got gifted a bunch of subs or bits or whatever by that Twitch personality and people rushed to tell him he done fucked up and he apologized on Twitter for then DSP to wave the victim flag of the idea that this poor thankless soul who decided DSP's content was mature and insightful enough to cough up a generous donation was ruthlessly attacked by the trolls who were spamming his Twitter feed, or any time DSP got a sponsorship deal.

A great point, DSP's rhetoric twists everything to being about the detractors and their attacks including something as simple as applying logic and asking questions. I would still expect the posters of this board to know at least though that bad messages on a website doesn't mean shit. I don't care if detractors did just endlessly message anyone who tweets DSP (which they don't), it still wouldn't mean shit and is as easy as that person blocking the accounts that are actually harassing them. Wake me when detractors start actually fucking with people in real life.

Not sure why but lately the internet feels very thin skinned, including places like here. They are just fucking words people.

 

[YokuNama]

Gee... who would of thought blocking thousands and thousands of people over criticism would have... *GASP* consequences?

 

[Poo Twister]

Those gin tweets are so fucking pathetic. It shows his real insecurities, I haven't laughed like that since the unpartnering.

Reddit hardbois are going to be super chatting those quotes for weeks.

 

[PieceofShet]

I love how he posted those 3 tweets, crying for interaction and then... NOT REPLIED TO ANY OF THEM.

 

[Melfice]

I realise I am quite behind but I just watched LSB's restream of COD from the weekend. OIC seems to have been taunted by trolls to drop between $500-700+ on that one stream (Depending how many of the suspected accounts are his). My question is; Is OIC a super detractor who will charge everything back in one fell swoop in the next 2 months, or does he have a shrine to Phil and masturbates over him on a daily basis? I legit cannot see them being anything else at this stage which is both disgusting and depressing.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I realise I am quite behind but I just watched LSB's restream of COD from the weekend. OIC seems to have been taunted by trolls to drop between $500-700+ on that one stream (Depending how many of the suspected accounts are his). My question is; Is OIC a super detractor who will charge everything back in one fell swoop in the next 2 months, or does he have a shrine to Phil and masturbates over him on a daily basis? I legit cannot see them being anything else at this stage which is both disgusting and depressing.

It’s probably both.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I realise I am quite behind but I just watched LSB's restream of COD from the weekend. OIC seems to have been taunted by trolls to drop between $500-700+ on that one stream (Depending how many of the suspected accounts are his). My question is; Is OIC a super detractor who will charge everything back in one fell swoop in the next 2 months, or does he have a shrine to Phil and masturbates over him on a daily basis? I legit cannot see them being anything else at this stage which is both disgusting and depressing.

IMO this will be unknowable until the turn happens. He has in the past said he was a detractor with a plan doing gay ops, but saying that may have in it's self been a gay op attempt to infiltrate detractor circles. One way or another though eventually, like all the rest, he'll turn when either DSP mistreats him or the unlikely event of him actually finishing his gayest of gay ops. Also some people think he's superhound which I'm not discounting and would explain the cash flow.

One way or another I look forward to seeing DSP throw him under a bus followed by him posting here for butt pats followed by him doubling down on the money he wasted being "his to spend" or some shit followed by him crawling back to master to become a mod, or a on-and-off contributor.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

For people that don't use Twitter, the numbers he is once again crying about mean fuck all. This is an example from my Twitter, I have about 230 followers. That retard has to understand that one person can bump those numbers, as it's not a per person thing. So with the amount of people refreshing his stuff to clown on him it's no wonder the numbers are high.
Fuck me Phil is bloody exceptional. It actually hurts me when I remember that he's 39.

 

[YokuNama]

Those gin tweets are so fucking pathetic. It shows his real insecurities, I haven't laughed like that since the unpartnering.

Howard and Rambo said it best:

And he's still doing this shit over half a decade later. He also admitted that this was during a time when he was "depressed". So if he's still drunk texting via Twitter at 2AM, his totally awesome and certainly not constantly on the rocks adult life with Kat and cat is not as great as he says "behind the scenes".

In the back of his mind he knows what he does is fucked up, but he can never be at fault for anything so he blames trolls and detractors for his issues.

He's done an outstanding job at grooming his whales to thinking we fucked up his life while never questioning why or how the trolls came in the first place.

 

[snort inquisition]

I realise I am quite behind but I just watched LSB's restream of COD from the weekend. OIC seems to have been taunted by trolls to drop between $500-700+ on that one stream (Depending how many of the suspected accounts are his). My question is; Is OIC a super detractor who will charge everything back in one fell swoop in the next 2 months, or does he have a shrine to Phil and masturbates over him on a daily basis? I legit cannot see them being anything else at this stage which is both disgusting and depressing.

dude i don't know why people think this faggot is going to be charging shit back, he's been giving phil money for months and months past what a credit card company would allow to be charged back

 

[Poo Twister]

For people that don't use Twitter, the numbers he is once again crying about mean fuck all. This is an example from my Twitter, I have about 230 followers. That retard has to understand that one person can bump those numbers, as it's not a per person thing. So with the amount of people refreshing his stuff to clown on him it's no wonder the numbers are high.
Fuck me Phil is bloody exceptional. It actually hurts me when I remember that he's 39.

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Yeah I've got under 10 followers and get over 100 total impressions, and I rarely even tweet. I didn't even check until Twat features made his therapy tweets. If your ego is prone to be over inflated then you will take those numbers seriously. No one else will ever give a fuck.

 

[Gramh]

dude i don't know why people think this faggot is going to be charging shit back, he's been giving phil money for months and months past what a credit card company would allow to be charged back

Because people are thinking this is a Michael Bay flick and are waiting for the explosion before DSP gets taken out, but it's more like a Michael Moore documentary where people keep trying to stir the shit but it goes nowhere and the real entertainment is the slow burn.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Yeah I've got under 10 followers and get over 100 total impressions, and I rarely even tweet. I didn't even check until Twat features made his therapy tweets. If your ego is prone to be over inflated then you will take those numbers seriously. No one else will ever give a fuck.

My 5 year old twitter account that I use for nothing has a grand total of 7 tweets and 0 followers, one tweet I have got 25k impressions because it was a reply to another tweet that has over 200 replies and 6k likes. Just goes to show what a worthless stat impressions are.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Khet's manager has still not decided when Phil will get his next day off.

Maybe Khets manager knows who Phil is somehow? Lol and is getting off on this. Imagine if you were Khets manager and knew you had even this little bit of power to frustrate the shit outta piggy.

 

[Coke Zero]

I realise I am quite behind but I just watched LSB's restream of COD from the weekend. OIC seems to have been taunted by trolls to drop between $500-700+ on that one stream (Depending how many of the suspected accounts are his). My question is; Is OIC a super detractor who will charge everything back in one fell swoop in the next 2 months, or does he have a shrine to Phil and masturbates over him on a daily basis? I legit cannot see them being anything else at this stage which is both disgusting and depressing.

People have been speculating that OIC is going to do a massive chargeback for like a year now but the time he had to actually chargeback most of these tips is way over by now. And all the subs he gifted is money he couldn't even get back now either. If he is doing some chargeback gayops he will have still wasted thousands of dollars on phil so its really pointless to even try at this point.

The truth about OIC and these other whales is that they are just extremely lonely people who have latched onto phil to get attention for theirselves, from both Phil's community and also the detractor community.

The best way I can think of to describe it is imagine there's a horrific multi-car accident in the middle of a busy city. There are camera crews filming everything and tons of people gathered around in shock and confusion looking at the scene but can't help theirselves from continuing to watch. Then in comes a random guy who is naked and runs into the middle of the scene and starts jerking off in front of everyone watching the wreckage. In this scenario dsp is the car crash and OIC is the guy who runs into the middle of the scene naked and jerking off. Sure he's embarrassing himself immensely but the spotlight the car crash created gave him a great opportunity to get some eyeballs on himself and get people talking about him and he only cares about the attention he is getting, even if he has to embarrass himself to get it

Basically the whales use this trainwreck disaster of an internet career phil has going to steal occasional attention from his onlookers. I highly doubt any of them honestly find Phil's streams worthy of paying hundreds/thousands of dollars per month to watch.

 

[Poo Twister]

My 5 year old twitter account that I use for nothing has a grand total of 7 tweets and 0 followers, one tweet I have got 25k impressions because it was a reply to a tweet that got over 200 replies and 6k likes. Just goes to show what a worthless stat impressions are.

Exactly, it's total bollocks. Some influencers use their engagements to get ad deals, but they need to pair it with actual likes or reply tweets. It's a fake number used by human tumours with fat ego's.

 

[Paladin Derich]

The old Christmas streams are hilarious. Phil is constantly rocking back and forth while standing like he's out at sea.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The old Christmas streams are hilarious. Phil is constantly rocking back and forth while standing like he's out at sea.

A whole lot of his old first-person VLAHGGING videos were like this. The worst offenders are the videos where he's walking waddling a lot, the camera sways back and forth and side to side so much you'd swear he was inside the deck of a 16th century Spanish war galleon caught in a bad storm. He's probably the only man who possibly managed to induce seasickness in his viewers, which is even funnier once you realize that the videos were all taken on land.