The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[break these cuffs]

Just fyi, if you want a german shepherd, go for an east german line. The west german lines are dominated by the show dogs with the sloping back, the east german lines were working dogs and don't have the sloping back.

https://archive.md/BFpUg

That advice can be applied for any working dog. You want to buy from breeders who's dogs actually go to work. The best you'll get from a backyard breeder or someone who breeds show dogs is a dog that is a kinda lazy poor example of the breed, at worst you get dogs that have severe physical and mental genetic defects bred into them and the working instincts severely neutered. If you don't want a highly active dog that you need to work, either through real work or play, then don't get a working breed. The popularity of working breeds by people who want lazy indoor dogs is awful.

There is a reason why the best breeders of working dogs still import at least some stock from European breeders with strong working history. There have been small communities trying to create good examples of various breeds here in North America and some have been successful enough that they're sending stud dogs to Europe for breeding.

 

[Gone Ham]

A ton of pages back i posted links to the original owners social media. He said he got the doors and windows from a building material recycler. . Most of the windows and doors are from remodeled Chipotles.One of the doors still has the address on it. If you google that number and chipotle you can see the location it came from.

Look at how they are installed. Just random window panels glued in at different angles. They can't be opened and will just collect rain and leak/rot. The more pics we see of this place the more details you notice. The floors are just cement laid on top of hay bales? So not only is it a building made out of actual trash it is also a massive tinder box.

Earl commits arson saga for them to collect insurance money

 

[Fetish Roulette]

This isn't rocket appliance. Just build some steps out of 2x12 and 2x6. Lumber prices are through the roof, but that fucking thing cost $800 plus freight shipping. Who the fuck pays $1000 for deck stairs? Oh yeah, the retards who can grift as much money as they want.

We know they read the thread. If they were smart, they would realize that even though they don't like us, buying a soon to rust $1000 death trap to get down from and up to your deck may not be the best idea. Even if they can't do the carpentry themselves, this seems like a great opportunity to cut costs through community engagement- pay one of the neighbors to help build a set of wooden deck stairs, and try to learn as much as possible from them for the future. Of course, this would require interacting with Nazis who would probably kill every troon on the tranch and burn it down if they get the chance. What if the tranch accidentally hires Earl?

 

[break these cuffs]

We know they read the thread. If they were smart, they would realize that even though they don't like us, buying a soon to rust $1000 death trap to get down from and up to your deck may not be the best idea. Even if they can't do the carpentry themselves, this seems like a great opportunity to cut costs through community engagement- pay one of the neighbors to help build a set of wooden deck stairs, and try to learn as much as possible from them for the future. Of course, this would require interacting with Nazis who would probably kill every troon on the tranch and burn it down if they get the chance. What if the tranch accidentally hires Earl?

That would be what someone who wants to have good relations with their neighbors and isn't living in a larp power fantasy would do. The Tranch wants their neighbors to be antagonistic. Their efforts for provoke hostility have been so ineffective that they have to make up stories about covert tire inflation for griftbux. They don't want to pay anybody because they're selfish troons. They ask for shit for free, like some to fix the broken truck they bought, from their followers on twitter when they were just given $100k. These are their supporters and people they supposedly like. Acting selfish is a troon mainstay and the Tranch is a prime example. Everything is all them all the time.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Earl commits arson saga for them to collect insurance money

You think Earl would really do that? Sneak in unheard and unseen, set the Alpaca Rape Shed on fire? Then move on to the "earthship" and burn that as well?
All the while using the same kind of 2014 Chevrolette Silverado with the same kind of tires as our brave Tranchers?

I don't think they had the foresight to use any of the grifted 100k to buy a proper insurance.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Imagine having Alzheimer's and this fucking thing walks in your living room saying that it's your daughter.
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Dat Innsmouth look, tho'.

 

[voidBits]

Teh poor oppressed Troons harrased and bullied by Earl

After @Ronnie Rocket said about it might be illegal Jarrod living in a caravan, I looked at Custer County zoning ordnances etc:

And yup it looks like at least that static caravan needs to be made permanent
http://custercountygov.com/pdf/Homeowners Packet.pdf

So here's the thing, I bet loads of their shit doesn't meet some code or another
If the County wanted to fuck em over they could in a heartbeat. (Without sending Earl and the boys with the magical silent air compressor on a probing incursion.)
They're in the west though, and they're not fucking anyone over too bad. Well, until the effects of overgrazing and poor land management starts spreading to their neighbours
So they're just left alone to stew in the juices of their own amholes
But they want to be outraged so bad, they're desperate to be oppressed and under attack.

As I was writing this post @break these cuffs said it right

That would be what someone who wants to have good relations with their neighbors and isn't living in a larp power fantasy would do. The Tranch wants their neighbors to be antagonistic. Their efforts for provoke hostility have been so ineffective that they have to make up stories about covert tire inflation for griftbux.

Spoiler: Troon version of an uncluttered work environment, free of trip and fire hazards

And I bet the new metal Troonway to Hell Heaven doesn't meet regs

 

[Dagobert]

After @Ronnie Rocket said about it might be illegal Jarrod living in a caravan, I looked at Custer County zoning ordnances etc:
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And yup it looks like at least that static caravan needs to be made permanent

So here's the thing, I bet loads of their shit doesn't meet some code or another
If the County wanted to fuck em over they could in a heartbeat. (Without sending Earl and the boys with the magical silent air compressor on a probing incursion.)
They're in the west though, and they're not fucking anyone over too bad. Well, until the effects of overgrazing and poor land management starts spreading to their neighbours
So they're just left alone to stew in the juices of their own amholes
But they want to be outraged so bad, they're desperate to be oppressed and under attack.

As I was writing this post @break these cuffs said it right

Spoiler: Troon version of an uncluttered work environment, free of trip and fire hazards

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And I bet the new metal Troonway to Hell Heaven doesn't meet regs

I always feel like a horrid slob for leaving my bed in a mess, or not doing the dishes until next morning, or stacking a couple of empty bottles before cleaning up. After seeing the troons, I don't know why I ever feel bad about myself.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You know, it occurred to me that rats and mice are going to be a big problem, if they aren't already. The tranch has plenty of places for them to hide, and lots of free food lying around in the form of leftovers and dead alpacas. Even on the most well maintained farms, you still need to spend some time rooting them out and killing them, and I haven't seen evidence that the tranchers are doing that. Rats are plague carriers, and at least one troon (Kevin!) has a suppurating offering to Grandfather Nurgle neovagina that cannot possibly be good for his health. What're the odds that the tranchers get the plague, and what're the odds that Earl is blamed for releasing plague rats on the tranch?

 

[analwarts]

You know, it occurred to me that rats and mice are going to be a big problem, if they aren't already. The tranch has plenty of places for them to hide, and lots of free food lying around in the form of leftovers and dead alpacas. Even on the most well maintained farms, you still need to spend some time rooting them out and killing them, and I haven't seen evidence that the tranchers are doing that. Rats are plague carriers, and at least one troon (Kevin!) has a suppurating offering to Grandfather Nurgle neovagina that cannot possibly be good for his health. What're the odds that the tranchers get the plague, and what're the odds that Earl is blamed for releasing plague rats on the tranch?

Their kitchen is fucking disgusting, you just know that they have houseflies or gnats or some type of pests flying around in there.

 

[Dagobert]

You know, it occurred to me that rats and mice are going to be a big problem, if they aren't already. The tranch has plenty of places for them to hide, and lots of free food lying around in the form of leftovers and dead alpacas. Even on the most well maintained farms, you still need to spend some time rooting them out and killing them, and I haven't seen evidence that the tranchers are doing that. Rats are plague carriers, and at least one troon (Kevin!) has a suppurating offering to Grandfather Nurgle neovagina that cannot possibly be good for his health. What're the odds that the tranchers get the plague, and what're the odds that Earl is blamed for releasing plague rats on the tranch?

Probably pretty low TBH for the plague.

This map shows all instances of the plague in the last 50 years, and while Colorado does have a decent number, keep in mind it is taking place over 50 years.

Now, other diseases could totally be spread. Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome is one such disease, it has a 1/3 mortality rate in healthy adults - no clue how devistating it would be to the tranchlings. The rats could lead to the eponymous rat-bite fever for example, which could down any one of the tranchlings for a year if not taken care of well. Or perhaps Leptospirosis, which resembles a nasty flu in the beginning and can dab the kidneys and liver if not treated during this early phase. Also, if House M.D. is correct, it could lead to Locked-In Syndrome which is truly horrifying.

Personally though, I'd be worried of the outside garbage attracting something like raccoons or other larger pests; those can carry rabies which is a fate I wouldn't wish on even a group as bad as the Tranch.

 

[Old Fart]

Just fyi, if you want a german shepherd, go for an east german line. The west german lines are dominated by the show dogs with the sloping back, the east german lines were working dogs and don't have the sloping back.

The DDR shepherds are also better at guarding a prison camp and tearing fugitives to shreds.

Spoiler: Troon version of an uncluttered work environment, free of trip and fire hazards

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Perhaps I'm more orderly and cleaner than the average male, but: how the hell can they live in that?

As for rats and mice, though, I suspect there are too many cats and dogs around for them to feel comfortable. Because there are too many cats and dogs around for anyone.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Probably pretty low TBH for the plague.

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This map shows all instances of the plague in the last 50 years, and while Colorado does have a decent number, keep in mind it is taking place over 50 years.

Now, other diseases could totally be spread. Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome is one such disease, it has a 1/3 mortality rate in healthy adults - no clue how devistating it would be to the tranchlings. The rats could lead to the eponymous rat-bite fever for example, which could down any one of the tranchlings for a year if not taken care of well. Or perhaps Leptospirosis, which resembles a nasty flu in the beginning and can dab the kidneys and liver if not treated during this early phase. Also, if House M.D. is correct, it could lead to Locked-In Syndrome which is truly horrifying.

Personally though, I'd be worried of the outside garbage attracting something like raccoons or other larger pests; those can carry rabies which is a fate I wouldn't wish on even a group as bad as the Tranch.

I wasn't referring to the bubonic plague, but diseases in general. But, your point is well taken, and I agree wholeheartedly: the Tranch is a potential disease magnet. And given how they treat their animals, I wouldn't be surprised if parasites became a thing.

 

[AnOminous]

Hold on, anyone else notice the business hours in the second photo on the door? Did they just steal some small businesses glass door and use that?

Workers compensation implies that the Tranch has some group that must compensate the workers, rather than a true anarcho-socialist paradise. All workers share the risk and profits in this commune, no compensation required.

Well, there are two corporations.
Found 2 matching record(s). Viewing page 1 of 1.
# ID Number Document Number Name Click here to sort in ascending order. Event Status Form Formation Date
1 20211464309 20211464309 Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Articles of Incorporation Good Standing DNC 05/18/2021
2 20181895208 20181895208 The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC Articles of Organization Good Standing DLLC 11/16/2018

The more recently formed one is this.

Name Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
Status Good Standing Formation date 05/18/2021
ID number 20211464309 Form Nonprofit Corporation
Periodic report month May Jurisdiction Colorado
Principal office street address 2530 COUNTY ROAD 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252, United States
Principal office mailing address n/a
Registered Agent
Name United States Corporation Agents, Inc.
Street address 121 S. Tejon Street Suite 900, Colorado Springs, CO 80903, United States
Mailing address n/a

The original from 2018 is this.
Name The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC
Status Good Standing Formation date 11/16/2018
ID number 20181895208 Form Limited Liability Company
Periodic report month June Jurisdiction Colorado
Principal office street address 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252, United States
Principal office mailing address n/a
Registered Agent
Name United States Corporation Agents, Inc.
Street address 121 S. Tejon Street, Suite 900, Colorado Springs, CO 80903, United States
Mailing address n/a

I'd make a guess the head troons are just doing the usual troon thing of treating it like a personal piggybank and when someone inevitably falls down or gets shot or kicked in the face by a pissed off alpaca, there will be no money left.

For what it's worth. They're not terribly informative but they have dates and addresses.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

Probably pretty low TBH for the plague.

View attachment 2197336

This map shows all instances of the plague in the last 50 years, and while Colorado does have a decent number, keep in mind it is taking place over 50 years.

Now, other diseases could totally be spread. Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome is one such disease, it has a 1/3 mortality rate in healthy adults - no clue how devistating it would be to the tranchlings. The rats could lead to the eponymous rat-bite fever for example, which could down any one of the tranchlings for a year if not taken care of well. Or perhaps Leptospirosis, which resembles a nasty flu in the beginning and can dab the kidneys and liver if not treated during this early phase. Also, if House M.D. is correct, it could lead to Locked-In Syndrome which is truly horrifying.

Personally though, I'd be worried of the outside garbage attracting something like raccoons or other larger pests; those can carry rabies which is a fate I wouldn't wish on even a group as bad as the Tranch.

I’m betting on leptospirosis in the water supply. Either that or the rats will chew through the electrics and the place goes up in flames.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

the rats will chew through the electrics and the place goes up in flames.

Earl is watching Willard and taking notes on how to train rats.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m betting on leptospirosis in the water supply. Either that or the rats will chew through the electrics and the place goes up in flames.

I'm betting on one of these mental case troons going postal at some point, or just accidentally shooting someone.

 

[Throwing Romans]

I'd make a guess the head troons are just doing the usual troon thing of treating it like a personal piggybank and when someone inevitably falls down or gets shot or kicked in the face by a pissed off alpaca, there will be no money left.

For what it's worth. They're not terribly informative but they have dates and addresses.

"Rehabilitate alpaca" These trannies can't even keep all the ones they have alive and well-fed. I take it then they'll also be filing for a 501 federally.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

Just fyi, if you want a german shepherd, go for an east german line. The west german lines are dominated by the show dogs with the sloping back, the east german lines were working dogs and don't have the sloping back.

https://archive.md/BFpUg

The Czech lines are pretty good too. It’s like that for all Working breeds. All the good Rottweilers and German Shepards come from former eastern bloc countries.

I’m betting on leptospirosis in the water supply. Either that or the rats will chew through the electrics and the place goes up in flames.

Taking bets as to them having their dogs vaccinated for lepto. Earl poisoning the dogs arc soon?

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

I hate to make a callback to a long time ago, but now we have confirmation that they are using old tires when building the earthship,

That means that the working class troons, and possibly good ol' kev, are going to be at risk for radon poisoning (if they ever get off their lazy asses and finish the damn thing)