The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Dickens Cider]

I wasn't referring to the bubonic plague, but diseases in general. But, your point is well taken, and I agree wholeheartedly: the Tranch is a potential disease magnet. And given how they treat their animals, I wouldn't be surprised if parasites became a thing.

Well they already have parasites on two legs. It could be a party

 

[Gone Ham]

Well, there are two corporations.
Found 2 matching record(s). Viewing page 1 of 1.
# ID Number Document Number Name Click here to sort in ascending order. Event Status Form Formation Date
1 20211464309 20211464309 Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Articles of Incorporation Good Standing DNC 05/18/2021
2 20181895208 20181895208 The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC Articles of Organization Good Standing DLLC 11/16/2018

The more recently formed one is this.

Name Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
Status Good Standing Formation date 05/18/2021
ID number 20211464309 Form Nonprofit Corporation
Periodic report month May Jurisdiction Colorado
Principal office street address 2530 COUNTY ROAD 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252, United States
Principal office mailing address n/a
Registered Agent
Name United States Corporation Agents, Inc.
Street address 121 S. Tejon Street Suite 900, Colorado Springs, CO 80903, United States
Mailing address n/a

The original from 2018 is this.
Name The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC
Status Good Standing Formation date 11/16/2018
ID number 20181895208 Form Limited Liability Company
Periodic report month June Jurisdiction Colorado
Principal office street address 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252, United States
Principal office mailing address n/a
Registered Agent
Name United States Corporation Agents, Inc.
Street address 121 S. Tejon Street, Suite 900, Colorado Springs, CO 80903, United States
Mailing address n/a

I'd make a guess the head troons are just doing the usual troon thing of treating it like a personal piggybank and when someone inevitably falls down or gets shot or kicked in the face by a pissed off alpaca, there will be no money left.

For what it's worth. They're not terribly informative but they have dates and addresses.

How the fuck could they file for a Non Profit? They don’t do anything at all charitable, unless giving money to troons is a charitable action

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

They really bring those feminine sensibilities to their cozy, domestic home. It’s inspiring!

 

[Dagobert]

How the fuck could they file for a Non Profit? They don’t do anything at all charitable, unless giving money to troons is a charitable action

The Tranchlings' claim to non-profit status is in the articles of incorporation:

To help house transgender people.To intake and rehabilitate alpaca.

Apparently good enough for the government to recognize as a charity. Arguably the Tranch runs afoul of one clause of non-profit conduct:

No substantial part of the activities of this corporation shall be the carrying on of propaganda

Otherwise, lacking any significant revenue stream and potentially not actually turning a net profit, I don't think there are any other elements the Tranch runs afoul of. It being considered a charity certainly explains why they get so much free shit though - other people are writing it off!

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

They really bring those feminine sensibilities to their cozy, domestic home. It’s inspiring!
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1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Troons living in disgusting squalor.

The only certainties in life.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

1. I'd be concerned that Josie has a dog being kept separate from the rest of the pack of a bunch of large dogs. It won't be seen as part of the pack and when you're talking about large breed dogs that can lead to fights pretty quickly especially if food is as limited as it likely is.

EDIT: I'd also point out that most of the other dogs are related, they're the result of a litter the 2 original dogs had. That heavily intensifies the pack instinct.

Shepherds notoriously have to be socialized as puppies to get along with other dogs and that socialization must carry on as they get older or they'll forget they aren't supposed to guard against every other canine in the world. If Josie is actively keeping his dog separate I sort of wonder if his dog isn't social enough and spends most of it's time locked in that shitty trailer.

2. As far as rats and everything goes the death of the land around the property oddly may be helping them. Rats sort of built up to getting into the house/barns etc. They start out in the fields and move inward until they're feasting on your grain. Since they don't have property any animal would be able to nibble on they may not get the progression issue of them reaching the house.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

If the "to house trannies and rescue alpaca" bit is part of the new company filing, that's a tacit admission they're making no fucking money off the alpaca, right? Like they sold this whole thing as an alpaca ranch and have been so noisy about how they're making loads of money off alpaca wool... but now the tranch is gradually becoming little more than a place for homeless troons to park their caravans, and the alpaca are now "rescues" and part of a petting zoo rather than ranch animals. Seems a lot like a sneaky admission that the real money is profiting off their fellow stunning and brave women...

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Fun factoid: Today I was talking off grid batteries with my uncle who knows about shit like that, and he told me that lead acid batteries connected to solar panels eventually start to emit clouds of sulfuric acid gas. He said that ALL batteries should be kept outside to minimize the risk of shit like asphyxiation, ESPECIALLY with acid based batteries.

So, we have a bank of 8 or so lead acid batteries in the basement of the Troonerdome, connected haphazardly to a bank of solar panels without doing any math at all as to matching batts and panels properly, and then all sorts of bizarre power chomping shit plugged into a single inverter (Kev's gaming computer, a microwave, a stove with a LED clock that draws power 24/7, an uwu so cute retro fridge that also chomps power, and godbear knows what else). How long before all the troons die of sulfuric acid poisoning? Of all the ways they could 41% themselves, that wins an A for uniqueness. At least the sulfur smell will cover up the amhole stank.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

If the "to house trannies and rescue alpaca" bit is part of the new company filing, that's a tacit admission they're making no fucking money off the alpaca, right? Like they sold this whole thing as an alpaca ranch and have been so noisy about how they're making loads of money off alpaca wool... but now the tranch is gradually becoming little more than a place for homeless troons to park their caravans, and the alpaca are now "rescues" and part of a petting zoo rather than ranch animals. Seems a lot like a sneaky admission that the real money is profiting off their fellow stunning and brave women...

So, do they have to pay taxes on their gofraudme $? Since it’s basically their income...

 

[break these cuffs]

Fun factoid: Today I was talking off grid batteries with my uncle who knows about shit like that, and he told me that lead acid batteries connected to solar panels eventually start to emit clouds of sulfuric acid gas. He said that ALL batteries should be kept outside to minimize the risk of shit like asphyxiation, ESPECIALLY with acid based batteries.

So, we have a bank of 8 or so lead acid batteries in the basement of the Troonerdome, connected haphazardly to a bank of solar panels without doing any math at all as to matching batts and panels properly, and then all sorts of bizarre power chomping shit plugged into a single inverter (Kev's gaming computer, a microwave, a stove with a LED clock that draws power 24/7, an uwu so cute retro fridge that also chomps power, and godbear knows what else). How long before all the troons die of sulfuric acid poisoning? Of all the ways they could 41% themselves, that wins an A for uniqueness. At least the sulfur smell will cover up the amhole stank.

Battery boxes are typically are vented outside in the States if you're using lead acid. It doesn't matter if they're in the basement or in a shed. You don't want them directly outdoors where they're exposed to the elements and animals.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Honestly I am seriously surprised they haven’t tried grifting Elon for one of his solar panel setups and a mega pack. At least the tech would be up to date and pro installed. And with the wokeness elon tries to perpetuate within and outside the gigaplants they might have gotten a deal.

 

[s0mbra]

Oh great, the insane man with anger issues and a gun fetish has a German Shepherd.

I try not to judge dog breeds ("no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners", etc. etc.), but I absolutely judge owners based on their dogs. Some people buy Sheps (or bully breeds and similar, for that matter) because they genuinely like the look of the breed and it fits with their lifestyle - but a lot buy them because "ough ough big scary police dog". They're large dogs, high-maintenance (congenital health issues, double coated with associated grooming upkeep, need a lot of walking), they eat a tonne, they're smart and therefore need the associated mental stimulation, and they're often more challenging to socialise than other breeds and/or are kind of standoffish about strangers. Oh, and they've got a notoriously high prey drive.

None of which is a major issue for a strong, experienced owner who lays good foundational socialisation/training work as a puppy, exercises them regularly and has a spacious house/garden, and does some kind of agility/tracker training to keep them stimulated, mind you. But of course that all means the ideal owner is a lazy, unstable, penniless troon who may or may not have any dog owner experience, on a ranch with loads of free-roaming animals, where new people come and go all the time!

>Gshep kept in a small, confined area


He's fucking that poor thing. I feel it in my bones. Look at it's face.

 

[Dagobert]

>Gshep kept in a small, confined area


He's fucking that poor thing. I feel it in my bones. Look at it's face.

You think that they heard the song White Girls Fuck Dogs, and because they have such a retarded idea of how woman actually are, unironically bought it?

 

[Baloney Face]

Name Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
Status Good Standing

Does "good standing" mean they pay their bills?
Or merely that they owe no taxes?

 

[Dagobert]

Does "good standing" mean they pay their bills?
Or merely that they owe no taxes?

IIRC the good standing refers to paying fees and filling out the required yearly paperwork.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Battery boxes are typically are vented outside in the States if you're using lead acid. It doesn't matter if they're in the basement or in a shed. You don't want them directly outdoors where they're exposed to the elements and animals.

Well yeah, I left out the part about how my uncle was talking about building an aluminum enclosure for the battery and putting it up where rodents couldn't get to it. I really don't want to PL any more than that, but yeah we were talking about how having lead acid batts in an enclosed, unvented area is big trouble. And there are many pix of the Tranch battery setup on this thread, does that look properly vented to you?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

We could be getting a new troon on the tranch! Could this be Tommy's official interview, or has the tranch somehow managed to find an even bigger degenerate?

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Well, there are two corporations.
Found 2 matching record(s). Viewing page 1 of 1.
# ID Number Document Number Name Click here to sort in ascending order. Event Status Form Formation Date
1 20211464309 20211464309 Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Articles of Incorporation Good Standing DNC 05/18/2021
2 20181895208 20181895208 The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC Articles of Organization Good Standing DLLC 11/16/2018

The more recently formed one is this.

Name Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
Status Good Standing Formation date 05/18/2021
ID number 20211464309 Form Nonprofit Corporation
Periodic report month May Jurisdiction Colorado
Principal office street address 2530 COUNTY ROAD 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252, United States
Principal office mailing address n/a
Registered Agent
Name United States Corporation Agents, Inc.
Street address 121 S. Tejon Street Suite 900, Colorado Springs, CO 80903, United States
Mailing address n/a

The original from 2018 is this.
Name The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC
Status Good Standing Formation date 11/16/2018
ID number 20181895208 Form Limited Liability Company
Periodic report month June Jurisdiction Colorado
Principal office street address 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252, United States
Principal office mailing address n/a
Registered Agent
Name United States Corporation Agents, Inc.
Street address 121 S. Tejon Street, Suite 900, Colorado Springs, CO 80903, United States
Mailing address n/a

I'd make a guess the head troons are just doing the usual troon thing of treating it like a personal piggybank and when someone inevitably falls down or gets shot or kicked in the face by a pissed off alpaca, there will be no money left.

For what it's worth. They're not terribly informative but they have dates and addresses.

So one for profit (the DLLC, which I assume means "Domestic Limited Liability Co") and one charity? Interesting, if so. I thought you had to show a human "Member-Manager," at least. Guess not. Still, more sophistication than I'd have expected. Can any of them do basic bookkeeping to keep the revenue and expenses separate? Would they put for the effort?

FWIW, there's nothing on the IRS charity website for them as a 501(c)(3) I can find. (Had to go by name, since I don't know the EIN. Several "Tenacious" results, but no "Tenacious Unicorn," alas.) But due to the WuFlu IRS updates are a shambles, and it looks like this just happened a few weeks ago. Edit: Probably be a few months before we can see it, though I'm assuming they had to get the determination letter before applying to Colorado to be a charity. I got this chronology wrong. You have to register as a corp with the state (CO here), get a Federal EIN (which takes about ten minutes once the corp or LLC has actual existence) THEN apply for tax exempt status. Sorry about that. So there's probably an application in that hasn't been approved yet. But doubtless will be. Weird that CO let them call themselves a "Nonprofit Corporation" absent that approval, though. And I find it hard to believe IRS approval could happen that fast. Though I guess it could? End Edit

Next on the to do list is probably to get a sales tax exemption certificate, assuming they've already gotten a 501(c)3 ruling from the IRS. Westcliffe, CO has a sales tax rate just under 8%, and I'm not sure Alpaca feed is exempt. Though maybe it is, dunno. Never mind the plastic crap from Amazon every troon seems to feel is their due. Not that I would ever accuse this fine charity of using such a thing to get out of paying the sales tax on unrelated items, mind you.

 

[Gone Ham]

So one for profit (the DLLC, which I assume means "Domestic Limited Liability Co") and one charity? Interesting, if so. I thought you had to show a human "Member-Manager," at least. Guess not. Still, more sophistication than I'd have expected. Can any of them do basic bookkeeping to keep the revenue and expenses separate? Would they put for the effort?

FWIW, there's nothing on the IRS charity website for them as a 501(c)(3) I can find. (Had to go by name, since I don't know the EIN. Several "Tenacious" results, but no "Tenacious Unicorn," alas.) But due to the WuFlu IRS updates are a shambles, and it looks like this just happened a few weeks ago. Probably be a few months before we can see it, though I'm assuming they had to get the determination letter before applying to Colorado to be a charity.

Next on the to do list is probably to get a sales tax exemption certificate, assuming they've already gotten a 501(c)3 ruling from the IRS. Westcliffe, CO has a sales tax rate just under 8%, and I'm not sure Alpaca feed is exempt. Though maybe it is, dunno. Never mind the plastic crap from Amazon every troon seems to feel is their due. Not that I would ever accuse this fine charity of using such a thing to get out of paying the sales tax on unrelated items, mind you.

Tax Fraud saga time

 

[Dagobert]

Tax Fraud saga time

That'll sink the Tranch quicker than anything outside of the wrath of the Almighty can. Here's to hoping.