Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

He's still following her, and has made a bunch of comments on her Instagram telling her she needs to ditch the squirrels because they "take away from her hotness." Hasn't been bugging her lately at least. And she still has the squirrels.

I'm sure she's very upset that some rando in Utah Nevada doesn't approve of her interests. Russ's insistence that people require his approval to do anything is a symptom of his narcissism.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

He's still following her, and has made a bunch of comments on her Instagram telling her she needs to ditch the squirrels because they "take away from her hotness." Hasn't been bugging her lately at least. And she still has the squirrels.

I wonder if he has a sore spot for them because they are rodents and he is still not over being called ratmouth from his school years.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

There's also this post he made back in 2017 about a girl he stalked on IG that really loved squirrels

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Take note ladies if you want Russ to not find you attractive express your love for small fluffy animals.

He's still following her, and has made a bunch of comments on her Instagram telling her she needs to ditch the squirrels because they "take away from her hotness." Hasn't been bugging her lately at least. And she still has the squirrels.

That's so fucking weird. Combine this with his aversion to dogs and it seems like Russ just hates animals. Probably because they cant help make him rich an famous.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm sure she's very upset that some rando in Utah Nevada doesn't approve of her interests. Russ's insistence that people require his approval to do anything is a symptom of his narcissism.

She does mermaid cosplay, so she's basically stuck with him.

It would take her blocking him to get him to unfollow, regardless of squirrels. Luckily she's Canadian so she's safe from IRL stalking.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

My storyline guess:

Woman screams harassment at a guy that's just trying to woo and flatter her. He's actually a really nice guy with a professional job as a top lawyer, songwriter and superstar and definitely not cleaning bogs.

Woman gets actually harassed by a saggy trouser thug and calls the nice guy to come save her but he's too busy fucking Taylor Swift and Katy Perry to answer the phone.

She dead. Deserved it. Ha!



Edited to add that this is COPYRIGHTED 2021

I think the plot will be about a girl who keeps lying that she has a boyfriend to Nice Guy Protagonist Mussell Veer...until she gets stalked by a guy who thinks he IS her boyfriend, and it’s up to ole Mussell to save her (thus earning the right to have sex with her, via the universal law of Rescuing A Woman From Rape: It’s only rape if you’re the first guy...if you save her, it’s your reward.)

Or perhaps Russ drew inspiration from his latest round of inadvisable facebook comments, and this movie is about beautiful women everywhere crying “wolf” about sweet, kindhearted Mussell, until they all get murdered by the infamous Hot Girls Who Are Stuck Up And Should Have Known Better And Given Mussell A Chance Killer.

Nah what am I saying. This literally is going to be about a girl who blames Mussell for stalking when in fact he was a misunderstood disabled stud, and then he has to save her from a “real” stalker. Then he gets to have sex with her because she realizes he loved her all along and she was a stuck-up bitch to reject a smelly lump of wax rolled in pube clippings.

It’s a message that truly resonates with people: women who claim they’re being stalked are lying liars who just hate cool disabled guys and you should never believe them. Also they will be murdered for their insolence. Ladies, if you don’t want to get hurt, you’d better say yes to every creep who asks you out, or it’s your fault.

Starring Some Fiverr Ukranian Woman as hot but sadly biased and misguided woman Sailor Twift.

ps Sailor Twift is my sailor moon senshi persona copyright Abra do not steal, posted this day to DeviantArt

Maybe it's some cerebral variant of COVID-19 addling my brains, but, at this point, I am anticipating getting my hands on a copy of Don't Cry Wolf more than I am looking forward to seeing Dune.

I am optimistic that the screenplay will be a tone deaf attempt by Russell to re-frame his e-stalking conviction in a more flattering light.

The plot will be something along the lines of [Russell insert] being wrongly/maliciously accused of stalking a woman, who subsequently becomes the target of an actual stalker. I imagine there will be a scene, towards the end of the second act, where she tearfully admits that she was wrong to smear [Russell insert] and renounces her restraining order, while begging him to protect her. They may or may not fuck. At the end of the film he will spurn her offer of a relationship on the grounds that she is not a nice girl, and he deserves better. The final scene will be a girl demurely approaching [Russell insert] in a bar and the two hitting it off.

Russell is not a clever man. I really hope that he has been dumb enough to include a judge Skordas caricature in his script. If he is phenomenally stupid, he will have made the stalking victim the judge's daughter.

All of you are correct, I'm 100% certain. It's hilarious how totally predictable Russell is. I wonder if he wrote this whole thing in a seething rage. Just from a title and what we know of Russ we already can figure out so much. He's totally incapable of writing any sort of love story that doesn't include himself as a self-insert character who everyone misunderstands, aside from arguably his holocaust script. The "Don't Cry Wolf" title alone reveals that this will be a story about how you might think the bad thing he did was bad, but you shouldn't. And you just know there will be some scene where the girl is crying about how great he is, because that's what Russell wants, women sobbing and gushing over him at all times.

There's also this post he made back in 2017 about a girl he stalked on IG that really loved squirrels

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It's amazing how much of what Russell posts consists of "ugh, why do women have their own interests and desires outside of fucking me?" and then wondering why women don't like nice guys like him.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Take note ladies if you want Russ to not find you attractive express your love for small fluffy animals.

That's so fucking weird. Combine this with his aversion to dogs and it seems like Russ just hates animals. Probably because they cant help make him rich an famous.

It's moreso because animals can sense he's a rotten miserable shit.

 

[Drowningman]

What are the odds ratface has an FBI file due to his celebrity stalking?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Nobody but us who reads his comment is going to know what he did. He believes people are going to think he did something wacky and zany that the whole school laughed at because he's such a cool and studly guy.

Yes. I mean, yes, I know. You're right. All the same, my mind just boggles at Russ's behavior sometimes. If I'd been arrested in my youth for something so shameful, I'd spend the rest of my life trying not to think about it, never mind publicly bringing it up for no reason.

There's also this post he made back in 2017 about a girl he stalked on IG that really loved squirrels

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Ah, yes. The time Russ was romantically jealous of a squirrel.

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"Clowns " is a little funny.

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"Don't Cry Wolf" sounds like a great title for a '90s psychological thriller. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be as dull as his Holocaust script. More than anything, I'd like another Russell book, but I doubt we're ever getting that again.

 

[Russketeer]

There's also this post he made back in 2017 about a girl he stalked on IG that really loved squirrels

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Hot Take: I think Rekieta should invite Lisa the mermaid/squirrel woman to appear on his stream. I bet she has dealt with years of cool DMs from Gourdhead and something about her just seems really based in a way.

 

[DumbDude42]

He's still following her, and has made a bunch of comments on her Instagram telling her she needs to ditch the squirrels because they "take away from her hotness."

is this real lol
"stop posting things you like and start posting lewd whore selfies instead"
thats a new low even for rusty

 

[DrJonesHat]

She does mermaid cosplay, so she's basically stuck with him.

It would take her blocking him to get him to unfollow, regardless of squirrels. Luckily she's Canadian so she's safe from IRL stalking.

Cue Russ asking how much. There was some model on instagram who had some lingerie pics and she put "NO ESCORT" on her profile, and Russ was genuinely confused because he believes every woman who uses her appearance to make money is selling sex.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Take note ladies if you want Russ to not find you attractive express your love for small fluffy animals.

That's so fucking weird. Combine this with his aversion to dogs and it seems like Russ just hates animals. Probably because they cant help make him rich an famous.

He's jealous of animals because women (and people in general, actually, but Russ only really cares about the women) love them and not him. Russ is so much smarter than some stupid animal, can't they see that? No lousy squirrel could get a two year degree from a strip-mall quality college, where are its fruits? Heck, a squirrel maybe doesn't even live for the five years it took to earn that degree, frick, he doesn't know because it's not important! Squirrels don't have plights, they just scamper around outside eating nuts and insulation or whatever, not like Russ! Can't she see how unique Russ is? A squirrel, you can probably just go and buy those at a pet store or wherever, but there's only one Russell Greer! A squirrel doesn't even have wooing words and can't give her a better life, why should she pay attention to it, this is so messed up.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's jealous of animals because women (and people in general, actually, but Russ only really cares about the women) love them and not him. Russ is so much smarter than some stupid animal, can't they see that? No lousy squirrel could get a two year degree from a strip-mall quality college, where are its fruits? Heck, a squirrel maybe doesn't even live for the five years it took to earn that degree, frick, he doesn't know because it's not important! Squirrels don't have plights, they just scamper around outside eating nuts and insulation or whatever, not like Russ! Can't she see how unique Russ is? A squirrel, you can probably just go and buy those at a pet store or wherever, but there's only one Russell Greer! A squirrel doesn't even have wooing words and can't give her a better life, why should she pay attention to it, this is so messed up.

He doesn't just have a two year degree, it took him five years to get it, so you know he put in extra effort! In reality, he took time off to work 2-3 jobs so he could go on a hooker expedition. It should also be noted that @NipplelessWoman , Russ's classmate who posts here earned two degrees in less time than it took him to earn one.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

He's jealous of animals because women (and people in general, actually, but Russ only really cares about the women) love them and not him. Russ is so much smarter than some stupid animal, can't they see that? No lousy squirrel could get a two year degree from a strip-mall quality college, where are its fruits? Heck, a squirrel maybe doesn't even live for the five years it took to earn that degree, frick, he doesn't know because it's not important! Squirrels don't have plights, they just scamper around outside eating nuts and insulation or whatever, not like Russ! Can't she see how unique Russ is? A squirrel, you can probably just go and buy those at a pet store or wherever, but there's only one Russell Greer! A squirrel doesn't even have wooing words and can't give her a better life, why should she pay attention to it, this is so messed up.

The whole squirrel girl saga legit makes me sad.

Can you imagine a world where Russ's opinion mattered? Poor squirrel girl would tearfully pack up her squirrel stuff and go research how to kiss people in a way that helps with their disability. Every now and then, she'd wistfully gaze out her window at the squirrels frolicking in the sun, then turn back to the list of Russ's approved hobbies for her, searching for something to give her life meaning in between serving him off-brand breakfast cereal and vacuuming his Goodwill couch.

It hurt to leave the squirrels behind, but it was the price she had to pay for a better life with a nice guy who thinks she's hot. Not like all those other guys who pretended to indulge her weird, gross squirrel hobby just to use her for sex like the filthy whore she was, and who never once told her she was pretty. It's good that Russ found her and saved her from a life of mutual respect and hobbies she was passionate about. It's good that he made her a proper, demure woman who shows cleavage only for him. He was what she was secretly waiting for all along.

Maybe tomorrow he'll take her to the park so she can discreetly watch the squirrels play while he molests an ice cream cone with his malfunctioning mouth. That would be nice.

 

[StinkySnack]

The whole squirrel girl saga legit makes me sad.

Can you imagine a world where Russ's opinion mattered? Poor squirrel girl would tearfully pack up her squirrel stuff and go research how to kiss people in a way that helps with their disability. Every now and then, she'd wistfully gaze out her window at the squirrels frolicking in the sun, then turn back to the list of Russ's approved hobbies for her, searching for something to give her life meaning in between serving him off-brand breakfast cereal and vacuuming his Goodwill couch.

It hurt to leave the squirrels behind, but it was the price she had to pay for a better life with a nice guy who thinks she's hot. Not like all those other guys who pretended to indulge her weird, gross squirrel hobby just to use her for sex like the filthy whore she was, and who never once told her she was pretty. It's good that Russ found her and saved her from a life of mutual respect and hobbies she was passionate about. It's good that he made her a proper, demure woman who shows cleavage only for him. He was what she was secretly waiting for all along.

Maybe tomorrow he'll take her to the park so she can discreetly watch the squirrels play while he molests an ice cream cone with his malfunctioning mouth. That would be nice.

This reads like a nightmare version of Somewhere That’s Green.

….Somewhere That’s Greer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The whole squirrel girl saga legit makes me sad.

Can you imagine a world where Russ's opinion mattered? Poor squirrel girl would tearfully pack up her squirrel stuff and go research how to kiss people in a way that helps with their disability. Every now and then, she'd wistfully gaze out her window at the squirrels frolicking in the sun, then turn back to the list of Russ's approved hobbies for her, searching for something to give her life meaning in between serving him off-brand breakfast cereal and vacuuming his Goodwill couch.

It hurt to leave the squirrels behind, but it was the price she had to pay for a better life with a nice guy who thinks she's hot. Not like all those other guys who pretended to indulge her weird, gross squirrel hobby just to use her for sex like the filthy whore she was, and who never once told her she was pretty. It's good that Russ found her and saved her from a life of mutual respect and hobbies she was passionate about. It's good that he made her a proper, demure woman who shows cleavage only for him. He was what she was secretly waiting for all along.

Maybe tomorrow he'll take her to the park so she can discreetly watch the squirrels play while he molests an ice cream cone with his malfunctioning mouth. That would be nice.

It's amusing that he thinks that these women whom he's never met and never will give any consideration to his opinions of what they should be doing. I think Squirrel Girl just ignores him, and there was another cosplayer who blocked him after he denigrated her hobby.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Spoiler

He's jealous of animals because women (and people in general, actually, but Russ only really cares about the women) love them and not him. Russ is so much smarter than some stupid animal, can't they see that? No lousy squirrel could get a two year degree from a strip-mall quality college, where are its fruits? Heck, a squirrel maybe doesn't even live for the five years it took to earn that degree, frick, he doesn't know because it's not important! Squirrels don't have plights, they just scamper around outside eating nuts and insulation or whatever, not like Russ! Can't she see how unique Russ is? A squirrel, you can probably just go and buy those at a pet store or wherever, but there's only one Russell Greer! A squirrel doesn't even have wooing words and can't give her a better life, why should she pay attention to it, this is so messed up.

I think the animals are safe until Russ figures out they can be used to pick up women. Isn't walking around in the park with an animal supposed to be a classic magnet? All he has to do is perch a cute squirrel on his shoulder and he's in.

Spoiler: Russell's Squirrel

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

It's amusing that he thinks that these women whom he's never met and never will give any consideration to his opinions of what they should be doing. I think Squirrel Girl just ignores him, and there was another cosplayer who blocked him after he denigrated her hobby.

It's just that, not only does Russ think that scenario I outlined is a realistic outcome to his creeping on women, he also clearly longs for a world where women aren't empowered enough to say no -- either because they're insecure about their "weird" hobbies/their looks/their ability to find a "good" man, or because they're compelled by law to never reject the advances of a disabled guy.

It's amusing, but only because it's so fringe. A world run by Russ would be a hellscape for all involved. There would be a boom in reverse diet plans like Weight Watchers as women desperately tried to make themselves into Fatty McPatties just to avoid his notice. Until he outlawed being fat or something.

Fortunately, there's literally no reason to take this chud seriously. So back to the laughing!

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's just that, not only does Russ think that scenario I outlined is a realistic outcome to his creeping on women, he also clearly longs for a world where women aren't empowered enough to say no -- either because they're insecure about their "weird" hobbies/their looks/their ability to find a "good" man, or because they're compelled by law to never reject the advances of a disabled guy.

I think most women would rather go to prison than fuck Russ. He later claimed he said that "to make a point" or something equally stupid, but given his behavior, it's not a stretch to believe he really does think it should be illegal to turn him down.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm pretty sure that has nothing to do with his face and everything to do with the fact that dogs instinctively know that he's a terrible person.

Pets also vibe off their owners' emotions. Russ's family dog probably looked at him with sympathy. But the dog he was bitching about for awhile was the pet of his landlady (before she kicked him out). The dog could probably sense her stress every time Russ was anywhere nearby.