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Did Chris stop playing Pokémon vidya and TCG because they got too hard for him or something? It has been years since Chris mentioned anything pokemon related.
Does he know that he'd get his ass handed to him by literal children or is he incapable of understanding game mechanics or how complex things got?
Chris comes off as that fag who disconnects before losing and tries make excuses.
He buys accessories that he never uses and plays like a child would.
/vp/ degenerates would kick his ass hell and back. Multiple times.
 
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Did Chris stop playing Pokémon vidya and TCG because they got too hard for him or something? It has been years since Chris mentioned anything pokemon related.
Does he know that he'd get his ass handed to him by literal children or is he incapable of understanding game mechanics or how complex things got?
Chris comes off as that fag who disconnects before losing and tries make excuses.
He buys accessories that he never uses and plays like a child would.
/vp/ degenerates would kick his ass hell and back. Multiple times.
Did the card game change much since 2018? Chris was still playing it then but he got himself banned from the game shop. He probably still plays Pokemon Go.
 
Did the card game change much since 2018? Chris was still playing it then but he got himself banned from the game shop. He probably still plays Pokemon Go.
Yes multiple bullshit Mechanics to tie with sword and shield, there is a reason my little pony card game is more appealing
Proof lies in autism
Not to mention there are other hobby stores to slap down with other autists
Like hearthstone but more retarded. Yes in year of our lord 2021 people still play pokemon TCG
No-one plays my little pony CCG and it's much cheaper, it's relevant as Digimon card game.

Edit MLP cards are much cheaper than pokemon cards. whole box of MLP cards are 40 USD per booster box while average pokemon booster pack costs 80+ dollars for newer sets, because older editions are long out of print, they're much much more expensive due to inflated collectors market

Anyone who plays competitive only focus on sets that are allowed in tournaments, which is why new booster boxes are expensive as shit.

Both are outside Chris' tugboat money and paypig shekels


Pokémon


Horse fucking CCG
 
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Yes multiple bullshit Mechanics to tie with sword and shield, there is a reason my little pony card game is more appealing
Proof lies in autism

Not to mention there are other hobby stores to slap down with other autists
Like hearthstone but more retarded. Yes in year of our lord 2021 people still play pokemon TCG
No-one plays my little pony CCG and it's much cheaper, it's relevant as Digimon card game.

Edit MLP cards are much cheaper than pokemon cards. whole box of MLP cards are 40 USD per booster box while average pokemon booster pack costs 80+ dollars for newer sets, because older editions are long out of print, they're much much more expensive due to inflated collectors market

Anyone who plays competitive only focus on sets that are allowed in tournaments, which is why new booster boxes are expensive as shit.

Both are outside Chris' tugboat money and paypig shekels
I've been wonder why can't we have our own card game based on lolcows.
 
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I've been wonder why can't we have our own card game based on lolcows.
Remember card dating back to Iraq war? Yes exactly that, Chris would be queen of hearts, Tommy rooter as the king for example.
Lesser low quality cows get the numbered cards.

Autism aside because pokemon is so complex and expensive, Chris resorted to pony fuck cards and now irrelevant Skylanders
 
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Did the card game change much since 2018? Chris was still playing it then but he got himself banned from the game shop. He probably still plays Pokemon Go.
The format changed, so all of the older cards up to a certain point were no longer legally compatible with the newer releases, which rendered almost 80% of his collection useless in contemporary matches.
 
I was thinking about the book which I'm assuming is through a ween watching the documentary but the documentary will have to end one day and then what.

Is the documentary going to go on until he dies? Modern Chris is boring and I don't see Geno continuing it if he only get 1k views cause it's nothing but rambling tweets. Would Chris act differently to try and get some buzz about him?. I don't think I can't take listening to words "This is the story of Sonichu".
 
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I was thinking about the book which I'm assuming is through a ween watching the documentary but the documentary will have to end one day and then what.

Is the documentary going to go on until he dies? Modern Chris is boring and I don't see Geno continuing it if he only get 1k views cause it's nothing but rambling tweets. Would Chris act differently to try and get some buzz about him?. I don't think I can't take listening to words "This is the story of Sonichu".
I could see Geno shift to that, unfortunately. Looks like it will still go go on until Chris decides to leave the internet (for about the 4th time; I doubt it), or he does die. It'll be interesting if it gets to the timeline where Barb dies.

I don't know what else Chris can do to act differently to get that buzz. As you said, Current Chris is boring and he doesn't get agitated by the trolls anymore.
 
I was thinking about the book which I'm assuming is through a ween watching the documentary but the documentary will have to end one day and then what.

Is the documentary going to go on until he dies? Modern Chris is boring and I don't see Geno continuing it if he only get 1k views cause it's nothing but rambling tweets. Would Chris act differently to try and get some buzz about him?. I don't think I can't take listening to words "This is the story of Sonichu".

I could see Chris trying to become directly involved with the video series through doing interviews or whatever. He's well aware of it and has contacted Geno.

While I personally think it would be a bad idea, Chris becoming directly involved with his own documentary would mutually benefit Chris and Geno. Chris gets attention while letting someone else do the work, and Geno gets exclusive content to substitute for the lack of new and interesting Christory.

Where it could get funny is if Geno maintains a firm separation, and Chris responds with anger or desperate attempts to control the narrative of the series. Like when Truman realizes that he's in a TV show and starts flipping the fuck out.
 
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Do you think Chris became more or less of a lolcow since the Idea Guys? The "changes" they enforced onto Chris definitely brought up his cow rating (I.e the bisexuality, polyamorous marriage, dimensional merge, etc).
Despite that, Chris was a lolcow way before the Idea Guys came into the picture. I'm just wondering what antics Chris would be getting into today if the Idea Guys were never in the picture.
 
Do you think Chris became more or less of a lolcow since the Idea Guys? The "changes" they enforced onto Chris definitely brought up his cow rating (I.e the bisexuality, polyamorous marriage, dimensional merge, etc).
Despite that, Chris was a lolcow way before the Idea Guys came into the picture. I'm just wondering what antics Chris would be getting into today if the Idea Guys were never in the picture.
I have the feeling he still would have gone on with the love quest. Join other hobby stores, and still got kicked out from them.
 
I have the feeling he still would have gone on with the love quest. Join other hobby stores, and still got kicked out from them.
Agreed. Although Chris has lessened the chances of finding his troon honest sweetheart from the ground up, it wouldn't have been IMPOSSIBLE for him to find somebody REAL if he hadn't listened to the Idea Guys. There might've been some quirky sjw aspie gal who would totally take those queer points for dating a "transwoman". Nowadays I doubt there would be anybody willing to join Chris' imaginary polycule (and, I mean, this website has various examples of those who are into those kinds of relationships, all of them are already cows in their own way *coughcough*Kevin*cough*Amanda).
Alas, Chris has ended the sweetheart search. Crystal will not be brought into this world. It's kinda sad when you really think about it, but Chris doesn't seem to mind.
 
It's kinda sad when you really think about it, but Chris doesn't seem to mind.
Why should he? He already has his imaginary self-inseminatory rugrats that he's already farmed off to his handy setsy Spanish lesbean nanny. Once again, Chris retreats into a sorry little fantasy land when it becomes clear that reality will never give him what he wants. Not without making some fucking effort, anyway.
 
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