Writing up the Dan Shahin video to wash it out of my mouth.
Walking into the pig slop that is the American comic industry, mainstream bitch pig Dan Shahin hosted the return of expert PayPiggie rangler Ethan 'Suwee" Van Sciver.
* Dan is a good example of the bitch pig. He's obsessed with framing everything through the lens of politics. Dan immediately lobs some slop, the situation in the Mid East, at Ethan. Like a good pig wrangler, Ethan ignores the grotesque gunk and replies he doesn't have an opinion. Showing his lack of basic human understanding of decency, Ethan talks about how upsetting the mainstream's pressure on Noah is to him. Dan then acts as if either Ethan or Noah is lying, only to back peddle as he realizes what a stupid thing to say that was.
* Finally, Dan falls back to a
very old CG point on race swap characters. Frog is not the best person to have the discussion with, but he's game; stating that his opposition is that it should be about story. Dan pounces, pointing out that Sam Jackson is great as Nick Fury. Frog completely whiffs, agreeing but stating that that was the result of the incredible writing of Mark Millar.
At this point I would interject that Sam Jackson is an actor. Black facing Nick Fury added nothing of value and in fact hurt as when they did it in the main MCU, it meant erasing after disrespecting the OG Fury of Jim Steranko and Jack Kirby.
* At this point, Frog is forced to sit there as Dan sings how wonderful Joe Quesada was as an Editor at Marvel. Really, only second to Jack Kirby and Stan Lee.
* Frog largely let's this pass. Then shit hits the fan. Dan decides to start a ridiculous slap fight over the Capitol. Or as he calls it insurrection. He asks Ethan if his opinion finally shifted after the riot on January 6th. Ethan tries to liven things up, joking along the lines that being a Trump supporter means constant apologizing or whatever. Dan doesn't take the hint and continues, revealing that being the bitch piggy he is, he oinked at his Trump supporting family member. They, of course, told him that they were done with Trump. That they did that to stop his squeals probably never occurred to him. Ethan points out communists are bad, insurrection is bad. Dan retorts that he never heard of a communist insurrection, though later acknowledges giving nuclear secrets was a bad thing.
At this point I was asphyxiating from laughter. FYI, for half a century American socialists led revolts designed to depose the US government. The green corn riots of Oklahoma and the attempted 1920 bombing of Wall Street in New York are two examples. it was only after the Red Scare and Socialists facing the death penalty that they subsided somewhat. Ethan also fails to point out that the 'insurrection' was rioters vandalizing a government building. So, by that logic, say attacking a police station is insurrection.
* Ethan calls with all his might to drag Danpig back to fucking comics. It somewhat succeeds and Dan reveals that he received emails from former colleagues of Ethan with tons of 'dirt' on him. Including his ex-wife. Ethan relates that this is evil, and marvels that Dan would reveal this as it hurts his side. Dan immediately backpedals like with Noah, explaining he's not on their side but the truths and the writers
only sent him stuff about him being a lazy asshole!
* The chat at this point is savagely pro Ethan.
* Dan wants Ethan to repeat his exodus from DC. Meh. The only interesting thing to come of this is Dan admits that he 'knows' Zach and that they've emailed. Boiling down, it appears his attempted argument is Ethan was an asshole. That, not his politics is the reason he was fired. For reference he uses Frank Miller, who last I checked was a Trump bashing lefty.
* Dan is now forced to face comments, with Dan revealing his pro Palestine and asking Ethan to name his gay shields.
Over all a pathetic effort by a man who has yet to learn he is the least interesting thing in the room.