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I'm leaning towards the prior. If he was scared, he'd be keeping a lower profile.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I'm leaning towards the prior. If he was scared, he'd be keeping a lower profile.
Fatal Walter
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I don't think Lucas made those. It is entirely made up of things he's said in the past, though.
Compare the writing to his previous signs.
Fatal Walter
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Just the fact that he didn't draw eggs and sperm on either one is almost enough for me. I dunno. I definitely already compared it to past attraction signs.
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Lucas is promoting his Youtube and vlogging on the paper, so he must be banned online somehow.
When he's been without a phone once his SSI comes in he gets a new one, so I don't think it's a money issue.
ETA:
Compared the writing on the latest 2 signs to a couple of his previous ones, looks like the same writing to me.
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Fatal Walter
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"Hip hop hooray?" Fuck's sake. Even Lucas' slang isn't outdated by 30+ years.
Edit: Well, you all know me. I always wait like a month before I believe anything. I was about to tweet it out but the second one seemed kind of suspicious.
Edit: Well, you all know me. I always wait like a month before I believe anything. I was about to tweet it out but the second one seemed kind of suspicious.
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If someone else made those they would be an lolcow in their own right. I noticed there are a few subtle differences from his previous attraction signs,
1. there are no side boxes (Lucas usually adds boxes in the margins to highlight admirable traits) Here is a good example with the side boxes.
2. Lucas has two distinct styles (one when he seems to be in a manic state with extended H's, L's, T's, I's, and F's. Then there are notes that look Like this seem to have a calmer more concentrated penmanship)
3. Lucas usually doesn't outline his keywords, rather he bolds them by writing over them multiple times.
4. Lucas usually doesn't tape over the body portion of his attraction signs, usually he only tapes around the edges to create a border.
5. Lucas has not used red ink before, usually his preference is black ink.
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I'm legit not deleting his comments, youtube's shitty algorithm auto deletes them.
It sometimes deletes my OWN comments.
His comments are comedy gold, there's no way I'd delete them unless he was posting other peoples' private information. If the dumb bitch would unblock me on IG I'd give him tips to avoid the algorithm auto-deleting his commnts.
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OK, they're clearly his work. Lets not be ridiculously contrarian, huh Walter?
I mean, a healthy skepticism is one thing, but the handwriting, which im ashamed to say my Wernology autism recognizes immediately, is a perfect match. It has the Lucas hallmarks, and that uniquely batshit non-sequential je-ne-sais-quoi which marks it as a Wern original to me.
Gotta say though, screaming the n-word into your phone after checking anxiously to make sure that your alley is deserted is A FAR CRY from being associated with such on a piece of physical media you basically signed.
Perhaps we'll see "Fat Albert and his bat o' steel" Part 2 before the summer's out.
Oh, and Fat Al? Give him more than a pimple this time, 'kay?
Thanks big guy.
I mean, a healthy skepticism is one thing, but the handwriting, which im ashamed to say my Wernology autism recognizes immediately, is a perfect match. It has the Lucas hallmarks, and that uniquely batshit non-sequential je-ne-sais-quoi which marks it as a Wern original to me.
Gotta say though, screaming the n-word into your phone after checking anxiously to make sure that your alley is deserted is A FAR CRY from being associated with such on a piece of physical media you basically signed.
Perhaps we'll see "Fat Albert and his bat o' steel" Part 2 before the summer's out.
Oh, and Fat Al? Give him more than a pimple this time, 'kay?
Thanks big guy.
WonderWino
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Hip-hop hooray speaks for itself. Lucas can't even get simple, extremely common terms right
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Is anyone really surprised he's back to yelling nigga, even if through attraction signs?
I dunno, Lucas isn't exactly hip when it comes to the younger generations. He knows on jah and okurt and overused them like any new word or phrase he learns. He also admitted he used a red sharpie, and given his 5 a day claim, I can see him being lazy with later notes for the day. There is only so much schizo energy fatty has in a day before wheezing after all
He's spent the last 41 years of his life failing at everything he tries, why change now?
I dunno, Lucas isn't exactly hip when it comes to the younger generations. He knows on jah and okurt and overused them like any new word or phrase he learns. He also admitted he used a red sharpie, and given his 5 a day claim, I can see him being lazy with later notes for the day. There is only so much schizo energy fatty has in a day before wheezing after all
He's spent the last 41 years of his life failing at everything he tries, why change now?
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Hip Hop Hooray is a Naughty by Nature song. I'm sure thats what hes referencing. It was a hit when he was a teen.
Scipio Africanus
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It's pretty obviously his handwriting. Here's his little creepy notebook he posted to YouTube, presumably when the homeless shelter told him to stop spazzing out in the common areas and recording his videos.
Couple of features that stand out. The descenders on his lowercase 'y' go down way below the line, into the writing space of the line beneath it. The shoulders of his 'M' are barely there, and when he writes an 'o' it tends to have a compression in the lower right.
Compare that above and those features in particular with the new attraction signs.
Thank you for coming to my autism talk.
Couple of features that stand out. The descenders on his lowercase 'y' go down way below the line, into the writing space of the line beneath it. The shoulders of his 'M' are barely there, and when he writes an 'o' it tends to have a compression in the lower right.
Compare that above and those features in particular with the new attraction signs.
Thank you for coming to my autism talk.
holeinthedark
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Damn he really doesn't want them ripped off. So much tape.
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Marvelous stuff.
Lucas doesn't want to appear dated. He understands that language can be used to exclude, because he has bee excluded so often from so many things. But he doesn't understand that dropping a phrase like "hip hop hooray" around one of his beloved Gen Z Kweens is roughly equivalent to an old man approaching him and his friends in 1997 and saying "far out, that's groovy." Lucas wouldn't get that the reference was dated in 1997, just like he doesn't get it now, because Lucas misses stuff like that. It's beautiful though that he tries to relate to teens with shit from his own, distant teenage years in the 90s...
If Lucas is attempting to show Gen Z that he's cool with that nasty ol' hip-hop, and is therefore a plenty good cool guy and suitable mating material, I look forward to many more uses of "nigga." Woomp, there it is. Who let the dogs out? You down with OPP?
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He latched on to the 20 year cycle of 20-30 year old pop culture being ironically cool with the 90s stuff.
Some of it is just what he remembers being somehow cool and some is the semi-recent fascination some people in their 20s, usually women, have with 90s fashion, music, and TV.
I mean Iisten to a lot of 90s music as I was a teenager in the 90s and I largely dress the same because I'm boring, but none of it is nearly as cool as younger people want to pretend. It was all kind of bland. Sort of like Lucas.
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Popular culture has met Lucas, for the moment at his level: 90's stuff. He was there. On the periphery of it, watching and wishing he could take part in 90's stuff. And now that 90s stuff is ironically cool, similar to how 60s was in Lucas's youth, he gets a second chance. Lucas has a fleeting bit of common ground with the Gen Z Kweens: some of them might get his earnest, dated references now, if they are ironically cool.
I've grown fond of stuff that I hated in the 90s, largely because it is familiar and the process of aging out of relevance is sour and bewildering. I recently encountered an alt-rock song that was ubiquitous, and despised in those days, and I found something pleasant about it. It wasn't nostalgia, so much as the comfort of recognition: ah yes, I know this shit, haha, life makes sense.
Anyway, the subject of Lucas being stuck in the 90s, or a product of the 90s, interests me and is worthy of further consideration. Not just the music he listens to (NiN and KMFDM, ya'll) or the way he dresses (it's not deliberate, he's a bum), but his use of language ("that's gay, that's retarded, etc...") and his expectations for what life ought to be like....
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Just write "Creep" over it. It would have a much funnier effect. I feel bad for whoever's job it is to remove these knowing this fat schizo retard will just put another 5 back up tomorrow. Be nice if the police could fine him for these to deter him, if nothing else to put less of a burden on whoever has to remove them. Also Lucas losing more money to his fixation would be entertaining
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If a catfish really wanted to hook him hard they'd tell him they looooooove Tool because their music is great and the lyrics are so raw and true.
Bonus if they play dumb and suddenly has a new favorite band after hours of being infodumped on.
I've never liked Tool that much, and all the babbling about how great they are I've sat through in DMs with him...