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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Hm. Looks like Lex deleted the tweet where she pretty much exposed that she's reading this thread. Because I can't find it now.
Don't be shy Lex. Come on in here and tell us what you know about Nick and Tess. Go on.
Don't be shy Lex. Come on in here and tell us what you know about Nick and Tess. Go on.
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Hi, Lex! Just make a guest account and spill the tea, we won't bite. Everyone would love to know more about how Tess and Nick have been behaving during their separation.
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Lol, she did.
Three days before abortion - get those exclusive still-preggers pics!
Additionally: six day before minus one
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At first I was like, "Fill me with your jizz, Nik!"
But then I'm like, "Pregnant? How'd that happen?"
Someone get this gorl a book on Sex Ed, ASAP.
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Also, posting a teary-eyed selfie "Omg I'm getting an abortion! Sad" is fucking gross. Same tier with parents of tard-babies and preemies who didn't survive, who milk sadpats on social media for the horror of their dead child.
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Words from the man himself:
And even if Lex claims the pictured dick wasn't Nick's but her husband's, he has admitted to having a small dick:
He used to say he was intersex; I wonder if it's because his dick is so tiny it could be mistaken for a deformed clit. It'd be funny if the pictured shrimp dick is actually too big to be Nick's.
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Wow, Lex, way to be subtle about reading the thread of your exboyfriend’s exwife, ya clown.
Are you just into tiny dicks?
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Man, holy shit. Exactly.
You have to be a special kind of self obsessed narcissist to make your abortion a big "woe is me" display for the whole world to see on social media so people can give you attention.
That's just fucking weird. Whether or not Lex wants to admit it, she's right up to par with Tess.
But anyway, back to Tess. I wonder if she's gonna hear about Lex posting all this? And if she does, will she say anything? This is getting interesting.
LOL yeah how dare @Beezer assume that the porn found was the porn discussed and not some completely different porn. Ethots are fucking wild. normal people don't post their porn on the internet, much less enough porn that it confuses casual onlookers about who exactly is in which one.
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Tess has been posting a ton about her black friends and milking Mama Cax again.
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Lex come play with us 
we need TEA about Tess. Promise we won't dunk on you too much for being exceptional, Tess is the main exhibition here, we want to know about her vile ways.
Or y'no get a "friend" to leak to us...
ETA, looks like someone *kinda* cowtipped and that's where Lex posted the thread screenshot:
we need TEA about Tess. Promise we won't dunk on you too much for being exceptional, Tess is the main exhibition here, we want to know about her vile ways.Or y'no get a "friend" to leak to us...
ETA, looks like someone *kinda* cowtipped and that's where Lex posted the thread screenshot:
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Tess obviously caught on to the latest drama, so she is coping and is trying to pre-emptively run damage control.
LOOK! I'M NOT A BAD PERSON! SEE ALL THE BLACK WOMEN AND TRANNIES I AM FRIENDS WITH!
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I suspect Lex has some dirt on Ryann and Nick. Something she doesn't want to admit to. Cow-fights are the best, so spill the tea gorl. Nick has probably told Lex some details of the abuse *he* suffered during the marriage with Two-Ton.
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Well, Nick really wasn't into her, except as a dickwarmer, and maybe to show Tess (who can't get a fucking date, and when she does he flees, LOL) that he's doing totally okay without her.
She's younger and thinner and cuter than Tess, but I think the reason for Tess's hate is as petty and middle-school as, "I hate my ex, and therefore I hate anybody who likes him"--which would include friends, employers, and supportive family, as well as the latest pig he's fucking.
Never underestimate how petty and immature Cluster Bs are. Even the ones who are good at pretending to be adults have only two emotional settings: "toddler," and "13-year-old."
I doubt he did that; she probably lovebombed him on SM because she's needy and a grade 5 clinger, and getting attention from whatever dude she's currently obsessed with is her drug. And it probably took him all of five minutes to figure out which of her buttons to push, and which lies to tell, to keep stringing her along.
That's not because he's smart; it's because, as a Cluster B just like her and Tess, he spends his life trying to manipulate others into giving him the responses he wants, and he does that shit automatically, without thinking about the rightness or wrongness of it, or whether he's being honest, or how it affects his target. All the Cluster Bs are manipulative, egocentric, and empathy-deficient, and they don't have to be intelligent to be successful manipulators. They can be dumb and ignorant as shit, but still cunning (see: Amberlynn; Tammy Slaton; Jude Valentin).
And Cluster Bs themselves are incredibly easy to manipulate, once you know what kind of positive attention they want. You can give it to them, get them to see you as a reliable source, and create dependency--then impose some controls on the supply and get them to do what you want for their next "fix." Which Nick was evidently better at doing to Lex than she was to him, because he was just looking for a dickwarmer, while she was looking for "the One." Whoever is less emotionally invested is always going to have the upper hand in those kinds of interactions.
Honestly, I don't see "abuse" here, so much as two shitty, manipulative people each trying to manipulate the other into giving them what they want. It was a volatile combination, and of course it went boom.
Yeah, this is definitely another entry for the "Tess Holliday is a hypocritical piece of shit" file.
He's certainly manipulative, but manipulation only works when it appeals to its target. Nick has a history of singling out insecure, neurotic fatgirls and telling them exactly what they want to hear, and he does it because they're easy targets. A lot of fat chicks have a fantasy narrative of some acceptably hot guy coming along, who will see them as the fascinating women they actually are, and who will find them beautiful and fall in love with them. Nick's picked up on that, and runs with it. And the fatgirls he successfully latches onto are the ones who don't have the basic common sense to stop and think, "Wait a minute--this seems too good to be true. What is this dude really after?"
Nick has found the key to getting women to fall for him and willingly make themselves available for sex--something a lot of men can only dream of. Granted, his key only works on dumb, vain fat women, but that's good enough for him. Hey, it even got him all the way to the US, where he became a permanent resident and got to attend a lot of Hollywood parties and meet celebrities.
And Lex is the kind of dumb, vain fat woman his key works on, just as Tess was, and probably that Spookyfatbabe chick he cheated on Tess with, and who knows how many others.
Taking a selfie at her abortion appointment, then posting it on social media, confirms Lex's human trashfire status. That, and her long, self-justifying plea for hugs and asspats that goes on and on about how hard it is for her, without ever mentioning the potential life she just ended. No mention of how she felt at potentially becoming a mother, and feeling crushed because she won't.
Why did she wait so long? Probably in trying to get Nick to come around and decide he wanted to be with her, using a baby as leverage. She wouldn't be the first crazy chick to do that.
Do you think the Superwaddle is self-aware enough to see traits of herself in Lex?She hates Lex because she would hate anyone Nick dated, but I wonder if her hatred also stems from seeing herself in Lex and wondering why Nick didn't stay with her in LA. No doubt she feels abandoned by Nick; borderlines, and narcs in general, feel abandoned even when they blatantly tell someone to get lost.
Tess was the one who sent Nick packing. They were getting kicked out of their apartment in Long Beach, and she finally told him to get lost. He had to e-beg for enough money for a one-way ticket back to Australia, because he hadn't worked at all while married to Tess, had no money of his own, no employment prospects, no car (which is a necessity in LA), and couldn't afford housing. He cheated on her with both men and women while married to Tess, and Tess was done with his ass.
I don't think Tess feels abandoned by Nick; I think she's furious at him for duping her. He totally played on her vanity, her bloated sense of self-importance, and her insecurities in order to use her. He was not only not the "millionaire businessman" she hyped him as when he first arrived; he was an obvious leech and loser. Anybody who was paying any attention at all knew she had been suckered, which made it even more humiliating.
To say Narcs don't handle humiliation well is a vast understatement. And it's why I have my doubts about her claims of abuse. I have no doubt he was an opportunistic shitbag--but so is she, and she used him, too. She just came out on the losing end of it, and stuck with another kid she obviously resents, and somehow she's got to make herself look more sympathetic and less fucking stupid.
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Well curated, @Beezer. If I had to sit down and imagine the dynamics and activities in that relationship, that's more or less what I would have come up with. It's what I attempted to say rather ineptly with my "assholes colliding and exploding all over each other like that farting hippo video" simile.You could tell she is a histrionic, lying, pathologically needy whorebag from those "OMG, Nick is an ABUSER!!!!" posts. It doesn't sound like Nick made her have an abortion, but borderlines have a way of changing the reasoning behind why they did things when it's convenient for their current narrative, so she may do a 180 later on and claim that "AKSHUALLY, my mean old feeder boyfriend daddy abuser flavour of the month made me do it!"(It's kind of a simile/metaphor hybrid, actually.)
With a teeny todger like Nick's, HOW THE FUCK DID HE PENETRATE THROUGH THE SUPERWADDLE'S FOLDS?! Somehow the heavens parted, angelsvomitedwept, and Bowie was conceived, but I'm starting to think a turkey baster was involved. There's almost no way someone that, erm, phallically challenged could bushwhack his way through folds of fat, hair, and God knows what else, no matter how enthusiastic he was. --- Never mind. I'm done. I'm sorry. It's just that I assumed Nick must be packing quite the tallywhacker to have knocked up the Superwaddle.
EDIT:Lex's histrionics now include using her abortion for asspats. I am not anti-choice but I do not think an abortion is something that should be used for Internet cred. As @Beezer noted, posting a photo of yourself crying at your abortion appointment is the height of melodramatic attention-seeking behaviour. This woman is utter trash. Also, for her to supposedly have a surgical abortion, she waited several months after getting knocked up to do anything. (That's assuming this wasn't an ectopic pregnancy; if it had been, I'm sure she would have blurted this out on social media.) Pregnancies only a few weeks old (up to ~10 weeks) get the mifepristone / misoprostol combo, not surgery. Why did she wait so long? Did she initially want to keep the kid, but decided not to when she realised Nick wasn't going to be of any use as a baby daddy? (If this is the case, didn't the way he treats Bowie serve as a clue?!) Did she not know she was pregnant? Did she discover a fetal anomaly? Inquiring minds want to know! What is not an unknown is that she would have been a shit mother, à la the Superwaddle. What would she have called her kid? Springsteen? Maybe Prince Springsteen, to one-up 'Bowie'?
Do you think the Superwaddle is self-aware enough to see traits of herself in Lex?
C'mon, maaaan! Do we really know if Bowie is Nick's? I mean...Ryann Hooves IS the TOWN RIDESHARE BIKE
Isn't Rylee shacked up with Ryann's former dick of the week? Bowie can be anybody's!!
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I agree with this being the most likely scenario, but I am still curious as to why it took her so long to finally pull the plug. That she made it all about her and did not at least consider it sad that a potential person was ejected is just nasty.
Like I said, I am not anti-choice but an abortion is not a happy experience. Women are of course relieved and sometimes happy to not be pregnant anymore, but there is still an element of sadness to an abortion IMO.
We don't know 100% for sure who left whom, though. I read the entire thread and there was speculation about this, and some likely very good guesses, but I could see Ryann leaving Nick OR Nick leaving Ryann - both scenarios make sense. Nick's begging for money (via his godawful "art") might not have even paid the whole ticket price - people here wondered if his parents might have paid for the ticket - and it doesn't mean he didn't leave of his own volition rather than being told to get fucked.
The thing about borderlines is that even when they demand someone leave, they still feel abandoned afterwards. They are a terrifying endless black hole of need, fueled by rage. She is a very angry and empty person. I'm not the first to point this out. If I had to place a firm bet, I would bet that Nick left her, because female borderlines rarely dump their husbands even when they hate them; they would rather have SOMEONE there than no one. But that is just my opinion based on what we know at this time.
C'mon, maaaan! Do we really know if Bowie is Nick's? I mean...Ryann Hooves IS the TOWN RIDESHARE BIKE
I ought to rate you Islamic for the imagery of the Superwaddle being the town bike, but I'd be a ginormous hypocrite considering the content of my previous posts. Well done. 
Poor Bowie, saddled with a retartet name and an even more retartet set of parents.
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She says the video is form 2017, but it was posted in 2020...
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And unless her ex husband was also a SW it would be a pretty scummy thing to do to leak your homemade porn after you separated...She says the video is form 2017, but it was posted in 2020...