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oh no. Organizedlikejen is pregnant. She will give her child the least original name. She will give that baby to a nanny that her husbands parents will pay.

Tehshigelisok said:
Thought of another: dth1971, whom I think I've mentioned before. I first encountered him on a Yahoo! group dedicated to retail. He would constantly post "Does anyone remember [name of chain]?" or "What was [name of chain] like?" and had an obsession with Chuck E. Cheese's. Over time, the "What was [name of chain] like?" posts were getting so repetitive that he got blocked from the group. Other than seeing him sporadically post on other retail fora, usually with the same things, I thought that was it.
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The sad thing is, almost all the guy retail "historians" are like this :( I thought for sure he was on flickr --- and he was, but his photostream is gone.
 
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemc...rs-sam-nias-viral-pregnancy-announ#.dgWlaWZbK

This couple.

Oh, organizedlikejen is pregnant with a girl. That poor child is gonna be so fucked up.

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OH. She's also carrying around a stuffed unicorn with an audio recorder inside that has a recording of her baby's heartbeat. She carries it around everywhere.
 
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Oh god, the Sam and Nia couple. It just seems really fucked up to pull some kind of surprise like that even if they were trying to have some other kid. I'm definitely feeling the doubts that everyone else is having too. It's just way early to make an announcement considering the risk of miscarriage before 12 weeks. One of my friends and her husband made the announcement super early too (like 2-4 weeks) and they unfortunately lost their baby to be. Miscarriage for excited parents blows whether or not you wait until 12 weeks but from their experience it was really sad then having to tell everyone what happened.

Along with false positives/false negatives, women having miscarriages can still have a false positive if there's enough of the hormone the test is looking for. Of course that can even drop wildly day by day but I think at that point it's usually measured by a doctor so you can tell when to try again.
 
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Tehshigelisok said:
I also found him on DeviantArt: http://dth1971.deviantart.com/gallery/ He's 44 — let me repeat that, he is FORTY-FOUR — and he draws like a toddler. Almost all of his art pertains to comic strips, Arthur, or Chuck E. Cheese's in some way.
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Holy...

I'm pretty sure it's against the law to be this bad of an artist at age 44. Hell, I'm pretty sure it's not right to be even acting like this at age 44.

Then again, with Shaner existing, anything's possible, I presume.
 
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plasticine said:
a bit OT, but i know that you browse gg, can you give me some information on organizedlikejen? i've looked at her threads, but she doesn't strike me as a lolcow type (compared to kai and allie).
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Girrl, bitch crazy. I'm really surprised she doesn't have an ED page yet. She's been a housewife since she got married in 05, so she spent 10 years just sitting her ass at home spending her husband's family's money. She's way too obsessive with organization (hence her old username, she's now "pretty neat living") she hoards plastic boxes. She probably has hundreds of boxes just for Christmas. Last year, she filmed a vlog crying in her BMW (lol leased) about how she didn't have any time to decorate that year between her I don't know, Italy trip and her constant trips to her husband's family's vacation house in Utah. There's also inklings of Jen having an eating disorder (or did) because she constantly goes through mouthwash, and she binge eats and obsesses over what snacks she's gonna pack with her on a trip to Target and the Container Store.

I found an FAQ! http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=346&t=3270

She's unfortunately pregnant with a girl right now :/
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
Girrl, bitch crazy. I'm really surprised she doesn't have an ED page yet. She's been a housewife since she got married in 05, so she spent 10 years just sitting her ass at home spending her husband's family's money. She's way too obsessive with organization (hence her old username, she's now "pretty neat living") she hoards plastic boxes. She probably has hundreds of boxes just for Christmas. Last year, she filmed a vlog crying in her BMW (lol leased) about how she didn't have any time to decorate that year between her I don't know, Italy trip and her constant trips to her husband's family's vacation house in Utah. There's also inklings of Jen having an eating disorder (or did) because she constantly goes through mouthwash, and she binge eats and obsesses over what snacks she's gonna pack with her on a trip to Target and the Container Store.

I found an FAQ! http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=346&t=3270

She's unfortunately pregnant with a girl right now :/
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that's strong case of histronic personality disorder.
 
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Ruin said:
IMDB spergs are becoming a guilty pleasure of mine. These people are so painfully autistic they can't just enjoy a movie.

Here's them losing their shit over the sex scenes in Blue is The Warmest Color.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2278871/board/thread/226522169
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The autism that's been generated over the Blue is the Warmest Color sex scenes is the kind of autism that could fuel a thousand page comic volume of Sasuke fucking Naruto in the ass.
 
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I don't think this guy has ever been brought up on these boards. His name if Michael Warrecker (born March 1977 - age 38) and he earned a bit of anti-fame for his appearance on the reality TV show To Catch A Predator. For those unfamiliar, basically the TV crew and the cops team up and make "bait" profiles, posing as curious teenage boys and girls. They lure unsuspecting, would-be kiddy fiddlers to a secure location and film the whole thing. The bait actors go along with the whole thing and lure the creeps inside the house, where the cops are waiting to confront them about what they were about to do. It is what spawned the famous line, "Why don't you take a seat over there?"

So this guy in particular, 29 y/o at the time, shows up to the trap house after chatting with a girl he thinks was 13. During the whole thing he uses the screenname CAN_I_RAPE_YOU_ANALLY, and has a pretty prominent rape and rough play fetish. Overall he acts quite calm about the whole thing, like it's not really a big deal. He's on the sex offender registry and has a public profile.


http://www.sexoffenderrecord.com/zipdirectory/CA/95815/Michael_Andrew_Warrecker_1091241

http://www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=can_i_rape_you_anally
 
Is anyone familiar with Tom "Space Marine" Kratman? I was thinking of starting a thread for him in the general lolcow subforum, but I'm not sure he has much of an active web presence these days so he might not be worth making a thread for. Back in the mid 2000s though, he would regularly fly into a rage whenever critics would pan his latest trashy military sci-fi novel and go on message boards to challenge the literary critics to IRL fisticuffs.
 
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Is anyone familiar with Tom "Space Marine" Kratman? I was thinking of starting a thread for him in the general lolcow subforum, but I'm not sure he has much of an active web presence these days so he might not be worth making a thread for. Back in the mid 2000s though, he would regularly fly into a rage whenever critics would pan his latest trashy military sci-fi novel and go on message boards to challenge the literary critics to IRL fisticuffs.
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That sounds vaguely familiar but that might just be a manufactured memory of my brain mashing up Derek Smart with some other author.
 
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