Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Smithfield Ham]

Okay okay please help me with this chain of reasoning:

"'Mahval movies' is just the stand-in for ultra-popular big-corp movies that elitist Film Twitter despises."
"But Bob, Film Twitter likes lots of ultra-popular movies, like Fast & Furious and Paddington."
"That's why they have to put on the mask of abstraction and pretend they just hate mah Marvel movies and not the other stuff."

So does Film Twitter hates MCU because they are popular (in which case they should disparange Fast & Furious with equal gusto, which they apparently don't)? Or they hate MCU just because they are MCU? (in which case their distaste is honest and upfront, the opposite of a "mask"?)

He doesn't like the far right, and he doesn't like people who don't like marvel movies, so he wants to conflate them. It really isn't that nuanced and doesn't get much better.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm pretty sure that gif is from Throne of Blood, Kurosawa's adaptation of Macbeth IN FEUDAL JAPAN! That makes the original Shakespeare comparison make more sense as well.

I will be quite surprised if Bob knows the difference. Throne of Blood has nothing to do with Bing-Bing-Wahoo beyond its country of origin, and given his Twitter addiction, he was probably referring to Snyder's plans.

 

[Flexo]

He doesn't like the far right, and he doesn't like people who don't like marvel movies, so he wants to conflate them. It really isn't that nuanced and doesn't get much better.

And because his thinking is so simple, it can't be that someone disliking a MCU film is just disliking it - they MUST be alt-right somehow. Hence the "mask" because otherwise it would be obvious to everyone how evil this person is.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Now Bob is claiming that the consoomer meme is some dark web pedophilic conspiracy against him. Wonder how long before he deletes those tweets as well.

He'd only do that if Contra or someone else he sucks up to tweeted it with a caption like "the only thing wrong about this is his age". Then he'd start back pedalling

 

[cypocryphy]

He's so clever and totally not mad.

 

[blablabla]

Also, two of them (Groot and Drax) were one-note jokes that happened to be charming. I don't mean "one-note" as an insult, and for such simple concepts they had surprising depth. But the story was absolutely centered around Peter Quill and ... uh ... the green broad. It's not an intimate movie, but it's definitely focused.

EDIT: Bob flunks a reading comprehension test and acts like he totally owned this ignorant boob who doesn't know Kurosawa from a Godzilla movie. (Seriously, help me out, because it really looks like Bob completely misunderstood what this guy was saying and got all smug about it.)

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Bobbo retardo knows how time works. Give the mongoloind the asspats he deserves

 

[Quixotic Man]

If Bob just admits he had a bad hot take, does he fade away in to nothing?

Of all the things to double down on, this is the most retarded possible.

Edit:
Also I just realized that Bob's new twitter handle is a Bare Naked Ladies reference, further cementing that the Chipmans have questionable taste in music.

 

[blablabla]

bob chipman is a deeply insane person who wasted his life reviewing useless bullshit that no one sees. fishing for hate on twitter is all he has.

 

[Positron]

You're better off laughing at Bob's flabby chin.

I can't help it. I'm not a good writer yet God saw fit to install a built-in, shock-proof shit-detector in me, and it often works overtime.

Bobby is totally not defensive:

I can imagine the former, but you need concrete examples to convince me that the latter group exist.


There is something very wrong with someone whose entire bookshelf is just DBZ. Can these people read?



This thread will promise salt for hours to come (archive). So I post it now so people can enjoy it sooner. Sweeping update coming up!

 

[Kabuki Actor]

He doesn't like the far right, and he doesn't like people who don't like marvel movies, so he wants to conflate them. It really isn't that nuanced and doesn't get much better.

You should consider switching his armchair diagnosis from autism to schizophrenia. Schizos will get sidetracked attacking random websites because they think that all opponents to their windmill tliting ARE the windmill, tangling every possible opponent into a theory of everything concerning the myriad evils of the world.

 

[Boston Brand]

He went back and deleted the tweets, but damn is he salty about it.

See, moments like this are what make his long stretches of insufferability tolerable.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

bob chipman is a deeply insane person who wasted his life reviewing useless bullshit that no one sees. fishing for hate on twitter is all he has.

It's not even just reviewing stuff since so many people can be successful from reviewing things or being pop culture journalists. Bob's issue is that he sucks at doing it with extremely retarded takes that make absolutely no sense. He also takes his hobbies very personally to conflate it with his politics. To Bob, liking Nintendo or the MCU is the same as supporting his neo-liberal ideas but if you like Zack Snyder movies or First Person Shooters then you are an alt-right nazi that probably voted for Trump.

 

[Tronathon242]

I will be quite surprised if Bob knows the difference. Throne of Blood has nothing to do with Bing-Bing-Wahoo beyond its country of origin, and given his Twitter addiction, he was probably referring to Snyder's plans.

Bob has a slush brain that's stimulated by colorful, flashy spectacle. There's no way he sat through Throne of Blood. The opening battle happens entirely off screen and we have a rider on a horse swing by to give updates. Plus, it's in black and white, so that's a no go.

He periodically brings up Japanese film makers when making comparisons, but it's a certainty he's never seen anything Japanese other than English dubs of Godzilla movies. As with most things about him, he's a pretender, a fraud masking his true nature in a botched attempt to seem important or knowledgeable.

 

[blablabla]

He went back and deleted the tweets, but damn is he salty about it.

See, moments like this are what make his long stretches of insufferability tolerable.

you just know that this disgusting pig is jacking off raw to some asian lesbians while muttering to himself how the totally owned those CHUDS

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

you just know that this disgusting pig is jacking off raw to some asian lesbians while muttering to himself how the totally owned those CHUDS

I just had a horrifying though: Zinnia Jones is one of Bobby's Angels... Does he follow Satana Kennedy as well? If so, that would explain a lot.

 

[Boston Brand]

you just know that this disgusting pig is jacking off raw to some asian lesbians while muttering to himself how the totally owned those CHUDS

Whilst crying no doubt.

 

[Positron]

You are not a villain but a clown, and you can't blame the Catholic Church for that.

OK I'll trace the Kurosawa rant as close to its origin as possible, given that some of the posts have been deleted. TL;DR -- Bob Chipman is dumb and he hates to be proved dumb. It is exactly how Mola Ram described:

Bob flunks a reading comprehension...it really looks like Bob completely misunderstood what this guy was saying and got all smug about it.

Like so much of Bobby's drama, it started with an Angel:



You can see a lot of Bobby in his fans like Sean O'Connor: ignorance, inability to logic, and inability to admit he is wrong.


If anything, these films just proved Khiazmos's point: Shakespeare influenced Kurosawa, yet Kurosawa has not evidently influenced Synder.

Twitter was having a howler; even TeamImpossible thought he was going to far (thread):


Certain "industry professional" claims the accolades to Seven Samurai are not due to the merit of the film itself, but due to dudebros with terrible (read: non-MCU) tastes:

Critics writing for the Japanese film periodical Kinema Junpo voted Seven Samurai to be their Number One Film in Japanese History in the years 1979, 1989, and 1999. I reckon dudebros exist a plenty in Japan?

Someone switched the subject, and Bobby took the chance to bring Shakespeare down to his level:


In between arguing with people about Kurosawa, Bobby found time to retweet this:





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The Dragon Ball spiel, predictably, leads to something close to Bobby's heart and groin. He identifies with the lecherous tortoise man:



(The thot's Twitter if you want to enjoy 50% off her OnlyFans)

Bobby continues to insist that "MCU fans" is an identity, and that they are oppressed.


"I'm glad that it annoys people when I compare film snobbery to thinly-veiled reactionary politics!"
"Bob you are trivializing the struggles of the marginalized people who are hurt by reactionary politics!"
"That's why I'm NOT REALLY comparing film snobbery to thinly-veiled reactionary politics! You are just reading my message in bad faith!"


Dumb fat fuck backpedaled as clumsily as he could:


To be fair you need a very high intelligence to understand MovieBob:



Just cancel this fat fuck already.








No shit sir, you are never called "autistic" just by merely saying "Oh I like that!".

Meanwhile Chris and Geeks with Shield attempt some pathetic damage control -- at least damage control is what I thinks it is; from any other mouths I'd be sure it is schadenfreude:

Did Bobby phone Chris crying about meanies and their "targeted harassment"?



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There aren't many current-affairs tweets, surely nothing original:




Bruce Jenner:




About Amazon's acquisition of MGM, it hurts Bobby to hear the truth from Senator Josh Hawley:

Unfortunately AOC appears to be silent about the merger.

Pepsi appeals to popular sentiment again, this time about going maskless. MovieBob drinks it all up:


Random access humor:


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Sonic 2 and then Joker 2, the film world conspire to drive Bobby to an unpreceded level of madness:


Worse, Sonic is closing in on another front. Again, TeamImpossible had enough of Bobby:


Fortunately, MCU is always there for his succor:


Something Disney shat out that nobody wants:

I see Bobby's just learned the phrase "bad faith".

Val Klimer, looking as though he's on the threshold of troondom:








Archangel Luke is mad about...what else?


Literally who?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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I've had the same feeling sometimes, as well.

I think Bob would rather have people dunking on him and calling him a moron, than not talking about him at all.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The Dragon Ball spiel, predictably, leads to something close to Bobby's heart and groin. He identifies with the lecherous tortoise man:

This thot, just yesterday, was called a Nazi by The Impossible Fapper because she dared to tell Bob that he's not oppressed. It nice to know a pair of round, womanly tits will heal all wounds.

 

[starborn427614]

He's trying to do a meme. Once upon a time, nobody knew who Groot was. Now after GotG he's a household name.

Bob is saying in 6 months everybody is going to know who these characters are. From nobodies to being on lunchboxes.

There's like five guardians, it's easy to remember them. No one can remember, unprompted, the name of more than 4 of these people.