Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's impossible to "punch down" on the most hateful motherfucker on Twitter who hasn't actually murdered anyone.
Randy should remember the company she keeps, because by their logic it's also impossible to punch down on Bob because he is a straight white male, the most Privileged of all on God's green earth.

Always remember they actually believe a homeless white man still has more privilege than a rich black man. They are that retarded.
 
I'm sure that he'd cheer on government-provided euthanasia booths for the general public too for the exact same reason.

Your mention of euthanasia and the future made me think of Robert Chambers' The King in Yellow, which was written in the 1890's but set partly in the 1920's.

The laws prohibiting suicide and providing punishment for any attempt at self-destruction have been repealed. The Government has seen fit to acknowledge the right of man to end an existence which may have become intolerable to him, through physical suffering or mental despair. It is believed that the community will be benefited by the removal of such people from their midst. Since the passage of this law, the number of suicides in the United States has not increased. Now the Government has determined to establish a Lethal Chamber in every city, town and village in the country, it remains to be seen whether or not that class of human creatures from whose desponding ranks new victims of self-destruction fall daily will accept the relief thus provided. There a painless death awaits him who can no longer bear the sorrows of this life. If death is welcome let him seek it there. (...) Citizens of New York and of the United States of America, through me the Government declares the Lethal Chamber to be open.

Seems like precisely the superior future he'd want. Appropriate that it was the backdrop for the predecessor to Lovecraftian cosmic horror.

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OK, that started off as a standard wank fantasy joke (if in poor taste, given that it's built on the Bay of Pigs) but ended in beheading. I wouldn't even think to do that, it's such a jarring tonal shift. Bob's brain moves in mysterious ways. (Damn it, now I got a craving to play Binding of Isaac.)



Also, guys, thanks for the feels on that whole Green Hornet thing. I knew I was never going to have the strong positive feelings for the IP my father did (I was older than he was when he first saw it so out of that "AWESOME!" sweet spot) but damn it, I didn't want that film to be so unpleasant for him.

Didn't help that, back then, I actually saw bits and pieces of the original series via reruns and thought it was better than Adam West's Batman by a mile. I'm a sucker for Detective Noir that way, and send my regards to your father for the shit asshole Rogen really is. Both for his brand of "comedy" and what he did to the GH brand.
Thank you. The funny thing is that tossing around how to build the correct context to genuinely send your regards gave me an idea. I could dig up and watch a bit of the old series, find some stuff I liked (from what little I've seen it's not my bag but not something I'd dislike) then work it into conversation. Next time he mentions a fight film I could nudge it in the direction of Bruce Lee and from there to Green Hornet, share what I liked. Try to get him talking about it.

I think it's time to rehabilitate some old memories.

I still remember the promotional collaboration he did with Mythbusters years ago about the car scene where the vehicle was buried underground, or something. None of that shit aged well.
Oh, I saw that at some point afterwards. Yeah, I don't know which of the two parties that was supposed to sell to a new crowd, Mythbusters or Rogen, but they both just came off looking worse.
 
Randy should remember the company she keeps, because by their logic it's also impossible to punch down on Bob because he is a straight white male, the most Privileged of all on God's green earth.

Always remember they actually believe a homeless white man still has more privilege than a rich black man. They are that retarded.
But you see, the homeless white man had all the systems of society looking out for him while he was homeless while the rich black man got pulled over
 
> save the video store

Whatever happened to being against obsolescence?
They're retards who let their nostalgia goggles rule them, because both of their lives are awful and they're both desperate to feel like they mattered in life somehow.

While I have no idea when Chris peaked, I do know Bob peaked when he was 9.
 
He's trying to do a meme. Once upon a time, nobody knew who Groot was. Now after GotG he's a household name.

Bob is saying in 6 months everybody is going to know who these characters are. From nobodies to being on lunchboxes.
Yeah because there are only 6 guardians in the first movie. Here you got like ten or eleven of them.
 
This is a random thought I've been mulling for the past couple of minutes: is Bob cinephile, or just a sinophile? I mean, the words sound similar enough and I think Bob care more about giving Chairman Pooh a hand job than he does about the art of filmmaking. Such a shame that is too much a piece of New England white trash to realize that the People's Republic of China is one giant Potemkin village and that their rise has more to do with Western leaders reducing themselves to complete simps.
 
Yeah because there are only 6 guardians in the first movie. Here you got like ten or eleven of them.

Also, two of them (Groot and Drax) were one-note jokes that happened to be charming. I don't mean "one-note" as an insult, and for such simple concepts they had surprising depth. But the story was absolutely centered around Peter Quill and ... uh ... the green broad. It's not an intimate movie, but it's definitely focused.

EDIT: Bob flunks a reading comprehension test and acts like he totally owned this ignorant boob who doesn't know Kurosawa from a Godzilla movie. (Seriously, help me out, because it really looks like Bob completely misunderstood what this guy was saying and got all smug about it.)

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Korsgaard. Now there's a name I didn't expect to appear in this thread. He's a journalist/critic from Virginia who frequents the same alternate history forum as I do. I can't help but feel a little disappointed that he still follows Bob.

Maybe that's a good thing. If worse comes to worst and Eternals ends up becoming the MCU's first flop, it probably would have been better that they remained obscure.

Swing, and a miss! Maybe it's because the teaser was a tedious slog where the main highlight is the characters chatting around the dinner table? Perhaps critics would be singing a different tune if the trailer showed a glimpse of the Celestials and its character in action? The only baby-brains whose minds broke are the defenders of this film, like Bob, who can't conceive of why some people won't mindlessly consoom the film like they do.

Seriously, the people who are attempting to rationalize that the Eternals teaser is good remind me of this scene from the Simpsons.

I thought I recognized that name... I've met him through a few publishing industry events and conventions. Decent bloke.

For a lark, hopped on his Twitter... I wouldn't worry too much about him following Bob, seems he does it for the same reason I do... to admire the dumpster fire.
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Oh my has there been a barn burner today.

For those who missed it, everybody's favorite Consoomer is getting absolutely bodied on Twitter.
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Why?

Because if you don't like Marvel, you clearly want to use the N-word.

It was bad enough even Bobby boy tried to walk it back... but not before screencaps were taken.
 
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For those who missed it, everybody's favorite Consoomer is getting absolutely bodied on Twitter.

Why?

Because if you don't like Marvel, you clearly want to use the N-word.

It was bad enough even Bobby boy tried to walk it back... but not before screencaps were taken.
I wonder if anyone will ever tell Bob that laughing at retarded takes does not constitute reactionary politics in a way that he'll understand
 
If Bobby could just let words slide, this thread wouldn't have existed at all. The fun with Bobby is that he cannot just ignore his haters and he has a pathological compulsion to one-up them.

Just the most recent examples:
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I can't fault what Vic King said; taking pampered no-name actors down a peg is always awesome.

People are quick to point out that Bobby did the AOC formula "this you?" wrong:
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Well Horatio did get what he deserved: actual engagement by the Blob itself.

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A good person is a woke one (Ash Sarker's article)
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More video-game based lesbo movies don't make a better world, Bobby.

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Regardless of what Bobby thinks, we need to bring back corporal punishment in homes and schools.

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Bobby didn't respond to Mickey Rourke; instead he presses his fat lips around this:
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More MCU. This is what Bobby overheard.
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Venom:
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Bobby and Luke discuss how Disney smuggles in S&M:
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The Simpsons. Bobby discusses the gif he chose to pwn the hater Horatio above:
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This is why I hate people like Blobert. He can act like a big man and flex against his haters from the other side of a computer screen in the safety of his rascal scooter, but you know he'd never say this shit to their faces because they'd punch him in his fat throat.

He's an online warrior, and online warriors are all pussies.
 
Bob's hot take on Waco and his description of David Chipman's bitchy, partisan groveling as "badass curbstomping" really makes me want to punch him in the fucking face and see if it squishes down deeper into his fat folds like his jowls.
Bob was what, 12, When Waco happened? Yes I totally believe for a second that he watched and retained any news or cspan coverage of an event that would have been cutting into valuable turtle stomping time
 
Also, two of them (Groot and Drax) were one-note jokes that happened to be charming. I don't mean "one-note" as an insult, and for such simple concepts they had surprising depth. But the story was absolutely centered around Peter Quill and ... uh ... the green broad. It's not an intimate movie, but it's definitely focused.

EDIT: Bob flunks a reading comprehension test and acts like he totally owned this ignorant boob who doesn't know Kurosawa from a Godzilla movie. (Seriously, help me out, because it really looks like Bob completely misunderstood what this guy was saying and got all smug about it.)

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This is a gif from Seven Samurai, one of the most acclaimed movies of all time. Khiazmos is saying that just because a movie has action in it doesn't make it an action movie. Bob's retort is essentially this: Kurosawa's movies have action in it, therefore they are exactly like Snyder's action movies. Yes, Bob is shitting on one of the most acclaimed directors in cinematic history.

Now this Seven Samurai thing may seem lolrandumb, but this is trending on Twitter right now:
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So Bob seems to be inserting himself into a debate just to score cheap hits and antagonize people.
 
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