Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

Looks to me like an inferior copy of Marina City in Chicago which opened in 1963.

Marina City - Wikipedia

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That's exactly what it is, you magnificent walrus. Anyway, it kinda looks like something from The Jetsons, so that also surely has some appeal to him as well.

6/1. Despite what they yelling about, the left never had any sympathy to political prisoners.

Ralph Barnhardt got these tweets, but if you put them in context they are far more sinister: Bobby is arguing for a Minority Report scenario: line up the people who voted Trump against a wall before they commit heinous crimes, such as misgendering:
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1) The darkly hilarious thing about tweets like these is that he wants people to believe he isn't a fascist like those evil Right-Wingers. No, no, he only wants people to feel the boot of state smashing their face because of their political positions. That's not tyrannical at all.

2) A coin commemorating an event that turned out to be disastrous. Men left on the beaches of their homeland to die, their desire to overthrow Castro unfulfilled.

Bob: hurr, hurr, let me make a funny, everyone will get it! He makes me sick sometimes.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I really doubt Bob would be so gung-ho about Chipman's actions if the guys at Waco were Muslims.

What strikes me as incredibly ironic is that this isn't the first false accusation to hit the Dems in the NY primaries - a gay guy got accused of rape and promptly screwed over about a month ago.

The Dems, by Einstein's definition, have gone insane.

Bobby found out some other gobbledygook to take on:

I don't care - they'd both get the wall under Comrade Stalin.

 

[King Dead]

Counterpoint: Not enough people are going to see it for that to happen. Hell, I used to read comics back in the day and I don't know anything about the Eternals other than they watch and record, and occasionally the Watcher gets in trouble with his boss whenever he pulls a deus ex machina.

Additional counterpoint: Groot is a walking, talking tree alien with a simple name (okay, maybe I should put "talking" in quotes). It's a memorable design that stands out from the crowd and a name that's easy to remember. I mean, I think the last time we saw anything like him was the Ents in the LotR trilogy, and that was over a decade prior. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

The Eternals are a rainbow-colored diversity squad, and there's fucking ten of them. Aside from the color of their outfits, there's nothing that really distinguishes them from each other. Good luck remembering any of that and keeping any of their names straight, especially if nobody goes to see it.

ETA: I just remembered, I think it was someone that Bobby retweeted but I don't care much to scroll back through dozens of screencaps to find it. But the sentiment was "hurrdurr maybe you should watch the movie to find out why these cosmically powerful beings didn't do jackshit for literally any of the world/universe-ending threats so far," in response to people pointing out that gigantic plothole. As if that entirely invalidates the criticism that hey, maybe these fucks shouldn't have been sitting around on their asses all day and actually done something. Probably would've been a big help during the whole Infinity Gauntlet thing, to say nothing of the rest.

No matter what happens, the consoomer will always go on, blindly accepting what their masters deign to throw their way and yelling at anyone who doesn't fall in line like they do.

 

[instythot]

Additional counterpoint: Groot is a walking, talking tree alien with a simple name (okay, maybe I should put "talking" in quotes). It's a memorable design that stands out from the crowd and a name that's easy to remember. I mean, I think the last time we saw anything like him was the Ents in the LotR trilogy, and that was over a decade prior. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

The Eternals are a rainbow-colored diversity squad, and there's fucking ten of them. Aside from the color of their outfits, there's nothing that really distinguishes them from each other. Good luck remembering any of that and keeping any of their names straight, especially if nobody goes to see it.

ETA: I just remembered, I think it was someone that Bobby retweeted but I don't care much to scroll back through dozens of screencaps to find it. But the sentiment was "hurrdurr maybe you should watch the movie to find out why these cosmically powerful beings didn't do jackshit for literally any of the world/universe-ending threats so far," in response to people pointing out that gigantic plothole. As if that entirely invalidates the criticism that hey, maybe these fucks shouldn't have been sitting around on their asses all day and actually done something. Probably would've been a big help during the whole Infinity Gauntlet thing, to say nothing of the rest.

No matter what happens, the consoomer will always go on, blindly accepting what their masters deign to throw their way and yelling at anyone who doesn't fall in line like they do.

See, these eternals are the perfect example of what I mean when the comics people should be getting the casuals up to speed on what the fuck this property is about. I did a quick search, the Wikipedia entry boiled down to "they're a bunch of gods hiding on earth who don't really do anything"

Wait what? They don't protect people and get involved like Thor? They don't use their God powers to go wherever they want and just hide on earth? What is this superhero movie even about then? Sounds dumb, boring and confusing from the basic premise and the marketing machine should be telling me why these characters are the opposite of that

 

[Positron]

Chris got some more hashtags:




About some films that nobody likes:

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Did a good job of ruining it for the previous generation too. My father sat me down to watch that movie, as he was convinced I was going to develop the same excitement and wonder for the film that he did for the TV show when he was young. As soon as I saw Rogen's name on it I tried lowering his expectations, but all he could talk about was Kato and Black Beauty and all that.

I don't think we made it halfway into the film before he turned it off. He hasn't mentioned the character to me since.

I remember watching it all the way to the ending and didn't feel anything. I literally didn't feel anything and thought it was just another dudebro college/mall cop film where the main character bungles a lot and would be an insufferable loser if he was ever a real person.

Didn't help that, back then, I actually saw bits and pieces of the original series via reruns and thought it was better than Adam West's Batman by a mile. I'm a sucker for Detective Noir that way, and send my regards to your father for the shit asshole Rogen really is. Both for his brand of "comedy" and what he did to the GH brand.

I still remember the promotional collaboration he did with Mythbusters years ago about the car scene where the vehicle was buried underground, or something. None of that shit aged well.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

See, these eternals are the perfect example of what I mean when the comics people should be getting the casuals up to speed on what the fuck this property is about. I did a quick search, the Wikipedia entry boiled down to "they're a bunch of gods hiding on earth who don't really do anything"

Wait what? They don't protect people and get involved like Thor? They don't use their God powers to go wherever they want and just hide on earth? What is this superhero movie even about then? Sounds dumb, boring and confusing from the basic premise and the marketing machine should be telling me why these characters are the opposite of that

They're what every liberal like Bob would like to be: smug wankers who look down on others from on high, pretending to be morally superior while doing actually nothing of note. The ultimate slacktivists. Oh, and they dress like a thrift store exploded all over them.

Chris got some more hashtags:
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#ItsFiveOClockSomewhere

#ImDrinkingMyKidsInheritance

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Don't know what Chris is talking about, but that yelling guy is giving me "Woman Yells at Confused Cat" Meme Vibes:

About some films that nobody likes:
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It's sad to think that Nu-Wars is going to be remembered fondly by Zoomers purely because it came out when they were kids. Just like the awful prequel series (yes, it's awful. And not just because RLM said it was. It objectively was,) is staunchly defended by some Millennials because it's what THEY watched as kids. And if Chris thinks that Disney's trilogy actually built the Star Wars brand and contributed to its health, then he needs to put down the hipster ales because he's starting to suffer serious brain damage. At best, it was the surrounding media like The Mandalorian and Clone Wars that carried the franchise forward, and not the main trilogy, which seemed more intent on pushing a social agenda centered around Grrl Power and turning all the main male characters into losers and deadbeats.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

He has such simple ambitions; that's why he remains MovieBob and not Zack Synder.

You know, one thing I’ve wondered about nerds like Bob is their lack of ambition.

They’re so egotistical and have all these high expectations for themselves and yet they have low ambition or no ambitions.

Why do they lack ambition?

I agree that no one cares about this movie, but Bob is out of touch. He still thinks Marvel-mania is going strong despite most people being done with superhero movies.

Exactly.

I’m sick of heroes and villains. And not just capeshit, I’m talking about Disney, DC, Marvel and Anime, too.

I’m sick of heroes.

I’m a huge animation fan, I love western cartoons and anime but after watching hero stuff for years, I’m burnt out.

These people do realize you can have an adventure/action story without heroes, villains or some world ending crisis, right?

 

[Tronathon242]

Additional counterpoint: Groot is a walking, talking tree alien with a simple name (okay, maybe I should put "talking" in quotes). It's a memorable design that stands out from the crowd and a name that's easy to remember. I mean, I think the last time we saw anything like him was the Ents in the LotR trilogy, and that was over a decade prior. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

The Eternals are a rainbow-colored diversity squad, and there's fucking ten of them. Aside from the color of their outfits, there's nothing that really distinguishes them from each other. Good luck remembering any of that and keeping any of their names straight, especially if nobody goes to see it.

ETA: I just remembered, I think it was someone that Bobby retweeted but I don't care much to scroll back through dozens of screencaps to find it. But the sentiment was "hurrdurr maybe you should watch the movie to find out why these cosmically powerful beings didn't do jackshit for literally any of the world/universe-ending threats so far," in response to people pointing out that gigantic plothole. As if that entirely invalidates the criticism that hey, maybe these fucks shouldn't have been sitting around on their asses all day and actually done something. Probably would've been a big help during the whole Infinity Gauntlet thing, to say nothing of the rest.

No matter what happens, the consoomer will always go on, blindly accepting what their masters deign to throw their way and yelling at anyone who doesn't fall in line like they do.

They're sacrificing a coherent story with an attempt to appeal to all demographics all over the world. It would have been better to have maybe three or four of them as a focus, but ten isn't going to work at all. Saving Private Ryan had a large cast and managed to focus on a big squad and give each member of it a distinct story, but even it had to push others to the periphery. Do we really Marvel's style of writing is going to do well with that large of a cast of new, heavily obscure characters? The old adage, though, is that if you try to appeal to everyone, you appeal to no one. This is what will happen with this film. It doesn't especially help that the Chicoms are pissed about the director.

This argument is, as you said, so pointedly consoomerist that it's laughable. "Go see the movie for yourself!" Anything to boost the boxoffice of what is more than likely going to be a big flop. Anyway, it seems to me that the writers may not even address the big Thanos sized plot hole at all. What excuse are they going to make that doesn't sound stupid? Are they going to say they were asleep or focused on other shit like with Captain Marvel? It didn't work for Major Stonefaced Bitch, so it wouldn't work for these supposed gods. Again, this is the problem with even introducing these characters in this haphazard way that Phase 4 is doing. Throwing every franchise out there and trying to find what works is only going to create giant problems like this that will alienate the non-consoomers who have tried to follow the timeline of the franchise.

 

[Koby_Fish]

6/1. Despite what they yelling about, the left never had any sympathy to political prisoners.
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Ralph Barnhardt got these tweets, but if you put them in context they are far more sinister: Bobby is arguing for a Minority Report scenario: line up the people who voted Trump against a wall before they commit heinous crimes, such as misgendering:
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Journalistic integrity -- and apology -- is obsolete in the age of Believe Women:
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More Greenwald. Greenwald claims that journalists used to come from working-class background; now they have daddies and mommies working for Goldman Sachs -- that's why they don't want to talk about social class:
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Has Bobby advised 90% of his "social circle" to Learn To Code, seeing their jobs are unappreciated and precarious?
Oh I forgot, 90% of zero is still zero.

Picture related:
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Peter Coffin declares war on Ellen Page and Angeldom!
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People fail to recognize transsexualism is bourgie decadence, and instead argue to hell and back how come the rich get what they want.
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Bobby found out some other gobbledygook to take on:
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BTW lab leak continues to be a conspiracy theory (Drew Holden's tweets)
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Chloé Zhao separates the sheep from the goats:
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Capeshit:
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He has such simple ambitions; that's why he remains MovieBob and not Zack Synder.

Oh BTW, the deal between Amazon and MGM is finalized. Bobby congratulates MGM now that their archive is in safe hands on par with Disney:
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Bobby loves to imagine Bezos spent $9B just to spite Trump:
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In his inebriation, the boundary between movie and reality dissolves again:
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Cancel culture totally doesn't exist in the comedy circle:
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Mommy-approved lesbianism:
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New Angel alert: Lilah Sturges is a writer who used to give out pizza money to random trannies on Twitter. Some of our Rat Kings used to mill around him:
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Bob the hypocrite. God, it's almost like he's become a Dobson clone with this hypocrisy. Masturbating in front of women that Louis CK already asked permission to beat off in front of, is many things, but it is most definitely NOT "sexual assault". If Bob were consistent he'd have thrown Devin Faraci under the bus ages ago, but to my knowledge he hasn't even done that once.

I'm convinced that there's a gay first-cousin or two in the Chipman family. It probably explains Catholic Mama Chipman's alleged support for that lesbun Netflix show. Or maybe she did like her sons (and maybe her daughter) and is a fedora-tipper now, too?

I hope that one guy hurries up and comes up with some non-"bad joke from 10 years ago" tweets of Blob from like, the past 4 months or so where it's clear Bob IS supporting, for all intents and purposes, eugenics. But who am I kidding, even if presented with such, Bob'll claim those are jokes, too, and will thus embody "Schrodinger's Douchebag".

 

[Flexo]

Counterpoint: Not enough people are going to see it for that to happen. Hell, I used to read comics back in the day and I don't know anything about the Eternals other than they watch and record, and occasionally the Watcher gets in trouble with his boss whenever he pulls a deus ex machina.

Oh I'm not saying it would happen. Just that that is what Bob actually believes.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

I’m sure this would trigger Bob

 

[Positron]

Don't know what Chris is talking about, but that yelling guy is giving me "Woman Yells at Confused Cat" Meme Vibes:

Poor Chris is going to have another financial crisis, getting money to see a band associated with college kids (and with Nick Bate)

You know, one thing I’ve wondered about nerds like Bob is their lack of ambition.

They’re so egotistical and have all these high expectations for themselves and yet they have low ambition or no ambitions.

Why do they lack ambition?

They don't strive because they deserve.

 

[Homer Simpson]

As if that entirely invalidates the criticism that hey, maybe these fucks shouldn't have been sitting around on their asses all day and actually done something.

Spmething like this is my guess of how they will explain it. Or not at all.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh I'd love to see him having his own movie: Leisure Suit Larry's Space Quest.

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Obligatory reminder that the lowest estimate for Spanish Flu is 17 million dead worldwide over 2 years; 100 million at worst.

Obligatory reminder that the lion's share of Coof deaths are co-morbidities. Weeks to live with terminal cancer but picked up WuFlu in hopsital on your way out of this mortal coil? Congratulations: You're a Corona death!

Finally, obligatory reminder that, while we're likely through the worst Corona will ever be, cancer continues to do numbers year-on-year, so maybe Chris should spend less time fearmongering about the Shanghai Shivers and more time fixing his diet/drinking habits, since the fat cunt's current lifetsyle makes him statistically far more likely to die from the big C.

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Let's get this straight.

This fellow pictured here has been friends with a sex pest for over 20 years and didn't do shit. Gave some high fives to James Franco while his boy dehumanized every girl he could get his hands on. Says he didn't know about it, which makes him a liar or functionally retarded.

Earlier THIS MONTH, Seth Rogan says he doesn't plan to work with his little molesting buddy anymore. Not in 2018 when the allegations came out, but in 2021 when it looks like his buddy can't beat the rap.

Remember this - Moviebob thinks this asshole is cool.

The creatively bankrupt asshole who has spent 20 years playing the exact same character over and over is now a comedy genius because his politics align with Bobbo's.

Oh and let's not forget, on top of his covering for Franco, he also allegedly pulled a lot of extremely shady shit with underpaying animators on that Sausage Party abortion he shat into cinemas a few years back.

What a wonderful ally you've chosen, Robert.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Chris got some more hashtags:
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About some films that nobody likes:
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I thought going to see the Stones when they were in their 50s was kind of sad and mildly pathetic.

Going to see They Might Be Giants in their 50s is just being a huge fag.

Also, is it the unslakable compulsion for drunkenness that causes the Chipman clan to randomly capitalize letters?

 

[bajagoogoo]

You know, one thing I’ve wondered about nerds like Bob is their lack of ambition.

They’re so egotistical and have all these high expectations for themselves and yet they have low ambition or no ambitions.

Why do they lack ambition?

They didn't do anything to earn where they are. No hustle. Just copying others whilst being at the right place at the right time.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You know, one thing I’ve wondered about nerds like Bob is their lack of ambition.

They’re so egotistical and have all these high expectations for themselves and yet they have low ambition or no ambitions.

Why do they lack ambition?

Good times make soft men.

I don't know if Bob's had to put work into anything other than The Overthinker series. The little that I have read of Bob's childhood in his book doesn't show him ever left wanting. Even his most prized possession, the NES, just appeared one day and he doesn't even remember that day. Bob was the first born and eldest children tend to have a much easier go at things. Now a days if people try to tell him that he's doing OK to pretty good he becomes incredibly defensive just like yesterday when he claimed to be in the bottom 2% of earners. Oh and the people who came to his defense! Randi Lee Harper, which that was a shock to see ol' Blue in a Bob thread, even chirped up to say "48k is not a lot of money people need to learn economics"

Spoiler: Blue back and forth

I am not claiming that Bob is rich but I am 100% saying he's not poor and his bitching about shit he's "owed", much like baby bubba Chris's complaining that no one wants to pay for his deluge of shit that no one asked for, followed up by his tossing back of his head and saying "uhnnnn I am Le Working Class paycheck to paycheck Johnny and I le clip ze coupons to heatz muh hoose" is insanely grating

Glick makes an excellent point. How do I know he doesn't know how privileged he is, huge back log of tweets about shit he's earned or deserved not withstanding? Checkmate creationists!

Point is, even now, with no job and a patreon that is on a slow decline, I cannot imagine that Bob is doing bad, financially at least. He does not own a home so there's no property tax. I don't know what he does for insurance but if his engineer brother can get on MassHealth then I'm sure that Bob can too. He has no family he has to provide for, no child support. I don't believe we're aware of any real expenses that he has, though he did for some reason claim to go back and further into debt during the lockdown which my obsolete brain doesn't understand that. Still he acts like he's some kind of lower class peon just trying to get by like the rest of us "How do you do fellow proletariat?". It's like he's so desperate to seem like he's got oppression points so he can scream about stuff not being fair and eat his cake too by making more than every single person who would be making that $15 minimum wage that the people he wants to be around keep screaming about.

 

[Positron]

The Big Blue: "You're all punching down on Bobby because he makes so little money."

Since when are earnings relevant in SJW la-la land? You can't punch down Bobby simply because he is a cishet Anglo-Saxon white male. If Ophrah Winfrey makes a joke about MovieBob, she'd still be punching up.

 

[Mola Ram]

The Big Blue: "You're all punching down on Bobby because he makes so little money."

Since when are earnings relevant in SJW la-la land? You can't punch down Bobby simply because he is a cishet Anglo-Saxon white male. If Ophrah Winfrey makes a joke about MovieBob, she'd still be punching up.

It's impossible to "punch down" on the most hateful motherfucker on Twitter who hasn't actually murdered anyone.