Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I doubt Bob knows much about crypto currency (I'll admit I myself don't), but he just associates it with dudebros, so of course he takes delight in their hypothetical misery.
Tons of people potentially losing their life savings and ending up homeless and penniless, and entire industry built around crypto shutting down causing some to be jobless.

Sounds like the best comedy of the decade to me!
Seriously though. Like crypto or hate crypto, never celebrate people losing everything.
 
Bob gets into a fight with some rando over him pretending that $3.9k a month to do nothing isn't a lot of money.
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One of bob's angels admits they make more than Bob through handouts.
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And we see my rookie of the year swoop in with the save!
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NPCZoey appears to be some big ass, black thot...so...
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This guy is sooooo close to seeing the problem that I can almost taste it.
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I wonder how he'd react if you pointed out a giant apartment complex of just balconies would be outright hell for anyone with anxiety issues which is a fairly sizable chunk of the population. He'd dismiss it if you brought up people's privacy but I guess he'd weasel out of it either way.
 
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Bob's argument makes as much sense as me declaring that ”socialism is a bad thing because I don't like pears”. In both cases you're taking two statements that are completely based off opinions and which have nothing to do with each other and using them to claim that they're both actual facts.
Bob's earning roughly £33k there. That's more than the average salary in the UK by at least £2k.

What I find odd is that Bob seems to think that $48k per year is a small amount of money given that if he worked a 9 to 5 job for 48 weeks a year at that salary, he'd be making about $25 per hour. To put into perspective how insane believing that is, even the DSA, which seems to believe that the solution to everything is more government spending, only wants to raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour. How has Bob somehow displayed more economic naïveté than the fucking Democratic Socialists of America?
Even if we pretend that the people at Waco were preparing war on all non-Branch Davidians, that still doesn't excuse the murder of innocent women and children.

My mistake. I forgot that I was talking to someone who wants to genocide the Midwest for not voting for She Whose Turn It Was like the good deplorables they are.
 
I dunno. The character was always "Baby's First Noir" -- family-friendly, but still not "light fun." Green Hornet stories involve organized crime, corrupt contractors, bribed politicians, and police on the take. You could do a lot worse than try for something Batman-esque.
Green Hornet was sadly the victim of Bruce Lee's success. The 60s TV show basically retooled the entire premise when they realized what they had with Bruce Lee as a breakout star (even star Van Williams has stated that Bruce was the star of the show).

If you were to do Green Hornet today, you'd probably have to do a complete rebuild, cut out Kato entirely and rebuild it as a slightly more serious but still campy version of the West Batman, along with using the original Green Hornet mask (the one that covers the entire face). Also, make some actual villains for Green Hornet as one of the biggest flaws of the franchise in general, is that Hornet has ZERO villains of note.
 
Congratulating someone for taking out a bunch of (maybe) child rapists/ rape enablers by killing them AND all their victims sure is a spicy take. Even if you think the Waco siege was justified it was completely bungled. Ruby Ridge was pure fed bullshit though, and people should have been jailed for murder there.

Also there a lot of really nice high rise apartment/condos in America, Bob. Just look around places like New York and Miami. You can say you like the pod condo balconies without sucking off China. Bob should actually look at a satellite map of Guiyang. Its tons of medium density apartment blocks that are grouped in to huge blocks of identical buildings. It hardly looks different from any semi-urban city in the U.S.
 
"Awe-inspiring"? "The Future"? It looks like an architect saw the tiered lazy susan in my cupboard and went stupid with it. I admit esthetics are a personal thing, but even if someone finds this loud and busy mass of apartments to look good, there's nothing here that screams "future" at me. I mean, I'm looking at a squareish-but-irregular balcony-festooned building going up from my window right now and I feel exactly the same. It's a vertical hive. Like thousands of others in this city, like thousands of other cities. It's like getting emotional over the urban glory of a drunk homeless guy.
 
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You can tell Bob absolutely hates this movie and the fact that it’s a blatant commercial, but at the same time he’s trying to defend it in the name of feminism. This is one of the more conflicted reviews I’ve seen from him in a long time.
 
Bob gets into a fight with some rando over him pretending that $3.9k a month to do nothing isn't a lot of money.
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"Film writer"
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One of bob's angels admits they make more than Bob through handouts.
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And we see my rookie of the year swoop in with the save!
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NPCZoey appears to be some big ass, black thot...so...
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This guy is sooooo close to seeing the problem that I can almost taste it.
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Fucking blazing hot take from one of Bob's angels that Bob approves
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You may notice that these tweet are over a year old. How did Bob find them? Zack retweeted them. It's his most recent activity.
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I have no idea what made him think to bring these as a way to buffer up his position nor do I know of any place where the ATF went after the Brand Davidians for being "rapists" but I do know who will gleefully cheer over their incineration.
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Bob is a disingenuous cunt who's perfectly fine with your children dying in a fire caused by the government if you voted Trump.


You were right.
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Am I reading this correctly? Is this confederation of dipshits cheering the Waco Massacre? The event that created and legitimized the exact kind of people Bob hates the most? The same event that directly caused the Oklahoma City bombing?

I'm impressed. It's like he's creating a new paradigm of inventive ways to demonstrate ignorance. Bravo Bob, you illiterate tub of grease and yard waste.
 
Getting back to Bendis briefly, My fellow kiwis. Most of us agree that Bendis is a hack, but I'm going to give him his due. He actually wrote one of the most memorable Daredevil story arc since "Born Again". He had some rando mobster leaked out Matt's costumed identity to the public. I was wondering how Matt was going to get out of this one and what was going to happen if his secret got out to the public and wondering what would the full out would be. He also made Purple Man a completely scary fucker. Oh and he did a bang up job on Ultimate Spiderman. Both versions.

Outside of that, he's a fucking hack.

That story was widely panned and rightfully shitted on, as far as Bendis ripping off Fall From Grace AND having the guy who did the leaking, be a typical Bendis Marty Stu self-insert who spent the entire arc shitting on Marvel's mobsters and bascially saying they sucked donkey balls because "they weren't realistic" mobsters like the ones in all of the rejected movie scripts Bendis tried getting made in the 90s when he was a failed screenwriter.

OH and the Marty Stu mob boss, to establish how superior he was to all of the other mob characters, in his first issue appearance, gives said rant while having Kingpin STABBED TO DEATH. Which Bendis did against the wishes of editorial wishes, forcing him to rewrite the story to upgrade Kingpin to "coma".

And this on TOP of the fact that Bendis had been YANKED OFF OF DAREDEVIL after producing ANOTHER piece of shit story on the book (the widely reviled "Wake Up" storyline, which was so fucking full of continuity errors, the Marvel had to kick him off of Daredevil until the backlash died down AND explicitly declare the story non-canon and ban Bendis from mentioning it/rushing out an inventory Spider-Man story to do damage control (which stood until Matt Fraction tacitly restored it to canon by retconning the continuity errors to make it fit into canon without overwriting the lore it was blatantly disregarding.

Or even the bullshit where Bendis outright LIED about getting permission to shit all over George Perez's White Tiger character and killing him off like he did, and the hate boner he had for Scott Lang and Geoff Johns. Or him trying to turn Ed Brubaker into his literal handpuppet and force him to ghostwrite Bendis's continuing adventures of Daredevil when he left the book.

The ONLY reason Bendis got "popular" was three fold: 1. shitting on John Byrne (which was done for pandering reasons, as Bendis is really a big fan of Byrne and made Brevoort spend YEARS begging Byrne to "forgive him" and work with him at Marvel, to which Byrne told Brevoort and Bendis to fuck off 2. getting fired from Sam and Twitch for not wanting to get involved in the McFarlane/Gaiman pissing match over Miracleman when Todd tried to make Bendis write Miracleman in the pages of Hellspawn, which Bendis quit rather than do and led to him being fired from Sam and Twitch and 3. the fact that Ultimate Spider-Man was the only Marvel book that was allowed to feature MJ and her and Spider-Man in a relationship in the early 00s and Bendis milking desperate shippers to make them thing Ultimate Spider-Man was the greatest thing since slice bread, which in turn led to Bendis dumping MJ/hooking Peter with Kitty Pryde the second JMS was allowed to reunite Peter and MJ in Amazing Spider-Man.

Bendis is trash and quite frankly, I will dance a mighty jig when he dies and drink toasts yearly to celebrate his death when that day comes.
 
That story was widely panned and rightfully shitted on, as far as Bendis ripping off Fall From Grace AND having the guy who did the leaking, be a typical Bendis Marty Stu self-insert who spent the entire arc shitting on Marvel's mobsters and bascially saying they sucked donkey balls because "they weren't realistic" mobsters like the ones in all of the rejected movie scripts Bendis tried getting made in the 90s when he was a failed screenwriter.

OH and the Marty Stu mob boss, to establish how superior he was to all of the other mob characters, in his first issue appearance, gives said rant while having Kingpin STABBED TO DEATH. Which Bendis did against the wishes of editorial wishes, forcing him to rewrite the story to upgrade Kingpin to "coma".

And this on TOP of the fact that Bendis had been YANKED OFF OF DAREDEVIL after producing ANOTHER piece of shit story on the book (the widely reviled "Wake Up" storyline, which was so fucking full of continuity errors, the Marvel had to kick him off of Daredevil until the backlash died down AND explicitly declare the story non-canon and ban Bendis from mentioning it/rushing out an inventory Spider-Man story to do damage control (which stood until Matt Fraction tacitly restored it to canon by retconning the continuity errors to make it fit into canon without overwriting the lore it was blatantly disregarding.

Or even the bullshit where Bendis outright LIED about getting permission to shit all over George Perez's White Tiger character and killing him off like he did, and the hate boner he had for Scott Lang and Geoff Johns. Or him trying to turn Ed Brubaker into his literal handpuppet and force him to ghostwrite Bendis's continuing adventures of Daredevil when he left the book.

The ONLY reason Bendis got "popular" was three fold: 1. shitting on John Byrne (which was done for pandering reasons, as Bendis is really a big fan of Byrne and made Brevoort spend YEARS begging Byrne to "forgive him" and work with him at Marvel, to which Byrne told Brevoort and Bendis to fuck off 2. getting fired from Sam and Twitch for not wanting to get involved in the McFarlane/Gaiman pissing match over Miracleman when Todd tried to make Bendis write Miracleman in the pages of Hellspawn, which Bendis quit rather than do and led to him being fired from Sam and Twitch and 3. the fact that Ultimate Spider-Man was the only Marvel book that was allowed to feature MJ and her and Spider-Man in a relationship in the early 00s and Bendis milking desperate shippers to make them thing Ultimate Spider-Man was the greatest thing since slice bread, which in turn led to Bendis dumping MJ/hooking Peter with Kitty Pryde the second JMS was allowed to reunite Peter and MJ in Amazing Spider-Man.

Bendis is trash and quite frankly, I will dance a mighty jig when he dies and drink toasts yearly to celebrate his death when that day comes.
But you haven’t even gotten to how DC paid big bucks to steal Bendis away from Marvel only to have Bendis fuck up their continuity, screw up their Superman run or how he was the mastermind behind the aborted 5G reboot.
 
"Awe-inspiring"? "The Future"? It looks like an architect saw the tiered lazy susan in my cupboard and went stupid with it. I admit esthetics are a personal thing, but even if someone finds this loud and busy mass of apartments to look good, there's nothing here that screams "future" at me. I mean, I'm looking at a squareish-but-irregular balcony-festooned building going up from my window right now and I feel exactly the same. It's a vertical hive. Like thousands of others in this city, like thousands of other cities. It's like getting emotional over the urban glory of a drunk homeless guy.
My first thought was Kowloon Walled City, a rather extreme example of this shit.
 
Am I reading this correctly? Is this confederation of dipshits cheering the Waco Massacre? The event that created and legitimized the exact kind of people Bob hates the most? The same event that directly caused the Oklahoma City bombing?

I'm impressed. It's like he's creating a new paradigm of inventive ways to demonstrate ignorance. Bravo Bob, you illiterate tub of grease and yard waste.
The Feds and the media threw up a thick fucking smokescreen about the Branch Davidians being a bunch of child molesting fundies that were just itching to start a holy war to cover up for what was at best extreme bullheaded incompetence from the FBI/ATF and at the time it worked for the most part. The Branch Davidians and the people who got outraged by their fate enough to take up arms about it are exactly the kind of people Bob despises so it's not at all surprising he's inclined to believe the worst about them.
 
You can tell Bob absolutely hates this movie and the fact that it’s a blatant commercial, but at the same time he’s trying to defend it in the name of feminism. This is one of the more conflicted reviews I’ve seen from him in a long time.
It'll probably be like Spiderman Homecoming, where he gives half hearted praise to avoid the accusations of bias but then two weeks later is tweeting about what a shitty movie it was.
 
"Awe-inspiring"? "The Future"? It looks like an architect saw the tiered lazy susan in my cupboard and went stupid with it. I admit esthetics are a personal thing, but even if someone finds this loud and busy mass of apartments to look good, there's nothing here that screams "future" at me. I mean, I'm looking at a squareish-but-irregular balcony-festooned building going up from my window right now and I feel exactly the same. It's a vertical hive. Like thousands of others in this city, like thousands of other cities. It's like getting emotional over the urban glory of a drunk homeless guy.
Looks to me like an inferior copy of Marina City in Chicago which opened in 1963.

 
I never realized just how little Bob makes off of Patreon when in comparison to the amount of people donating to it. He's averaging out to a little over $3.00 a patron. Not necessarily a bad number, but you would expect at least a little bit more given that you have nearly 1300 patrons.

If you aren't making over $5,000 monthly with that number it seems a little bit like a letdown.
 
The fat fucker must think the old Kowloon district is a model that should be replicated, not only city-wide but across states and territories.
Of course, the sci-fi he watched as a kid predicted sky-high populations packed in cheek by jowl, so it must be made into reality. Much like how fundamentalist Christians want to see the Dome of the Rock demolished and the Third Temple built so that Jesus can hurry up and come back and save them as was foretold in the Bible, but Bob's Bible was old pop-culture entertainment instead. Faithfully enacting every one of those old sci-fi tropes no matter how stupid, unrealistic, or downright malevolent must be done to bring about the Superior Future(tm), where Bob can know salvation from having been born a fat stupid useless lump of a straight white man. I'm sure that he'd cheer on government-provided euthanasia booths for the general public too for the exact same reason.
 
Amusing that Bob is trying to both agree with the group he wants to toady up to and wanting to defend Disney, his second or third most important psychological pin. I think he'll probably lose interest in Disney shit, at least in terms of talking about it when the lefties continue to mock Disney for the shitshow it is.

Bet he'll attribute his bad life to Disney's decline too. He tends to have this Fisher King autism thing regarding his life.
 
Bob's recent comments reminded me of this image of a slum in Sao Paulo, directly next to and walled off from a building with manicured balconies. This is what Bob wants, the unworthy walled off and seperated from those that earned the future. Bob forgets what side of this wall he would be on in his superior future.


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