Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

TMBG are pretty much the Strong Sad of nerd bands, self-important and preachy. It's no surprise to see them wrapping their lips around George Floyd's veiny cock. (I'm sick of seeing this Oppression Mascot's ugly face everywhere. Emmet Till's corpse was more photogenic than this guy.) I'm afraid to look up Homestar Runner or Lemon Demon because I get the feeling they're all in on this BLM shit, too.

And, as I was typing a response, a better one came forth....

If it makes you feel any better, to my knowledge the Brothers Chaps have a little more sense than that, and Homestar Runner continues to be entirely apolitical (and still funny too, imagine that). I don't know if they have personal accounts that they post on or not, but as long as they keep it out of their silly cartoons, I don't much care to look it up and find out.

My assessment of the situation as well. Their Youtube channel is one of the oldest still surviving in my subscriptions. Doesn't upload often but the quality's pretty consistent and steadfastly avoids current events. (Just don't scroll down too far because you'll start to feel really old around the time you hit "Homestar vs. Little Girl" and see how many years it's been.) Oh, and they finally finished the Stinkoman game like a week before Flash died. It was a pretty good ending.

 

[Tronathon242]

RLM put out a 45-minute review of this movie yesterday, and I watched the whole thing eagerly. It already has over 400k views a day later.

I already know I couldn't tolerate spending six minutes listening to this fat fuck. The video hasn't been out as long, granted (nice 2AM release, fatso), but it hasn't even broken 10k yet.

I don't claim to be a barometer of public opinion, but it looks like I'm not the only one who can't stand Bob even in small doses.

This has to be the main reason he wants movie theaters to remain the top, viable way to distribute movies. If they carry on, his press pass might mean he can get some reviews out quicker than other, more popular channels. If streaming becomes the standard, he essentially becomes a superfluous entity due to the dozens upon dozens of better quality channels around. We're already seeing a taste of his probable future.

Having seen people who are in real trouble and genuinely hurting when they ask for money online, it is super suspicious that the Wart never offers any details when he e-begs.

That is a great point. The thing that makes it suspicious is how frequently he does it.

It’s been said by others in the thread, but his wife probably has control over the household’s finances so the e-begging is mostly to get money into his pocket to spend on craft beers.

At what point would she confront him about this? Look, a man has to have his outlet, but it shouldn't come at such a price compared to their income level. Is the craft beer like the cold gin in the classic KISS song of the same name? Is it the only thing keeping them together?

 

[Flexo]

Also, I'm shocked the right hasn't fucking compared CRT to the anti-Jewish shit that the Nazis forced schools to teach to make everyone hate the Jews in the 1930s. It's so fucking similar it's super fucking scary, as a lot of the anti-white shit in CRT sound exactly like the anti-Jewish shit the Nazis made teachers teach.

Now I wonder where you've been because I've barely seen anything BUT the comparison on many blogs.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Welcome to this week's edition of Bob Doesn't Understand it, so Bob Hates it.

Truly an open-minded thinker, and not an ignorant believer.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Meh TMBG's music is mostly apolitical so I can still enjoy that. I'm certain a lot of peoples music I listen to I'd disagree with politically.

Seth Rogen can go fuck himself though. He is probably more insulated from cancel culture than any comedian at this point.

Seth Rogen always seemed like a giant arse to me. I think he's just jealous of the other famous Rogan.

 

[Mola Ram]

Seth Rogen always seemed like a giant arse to me. I think he's just jealous of the other famous Rogan.

A guy who was literally cancelled by North Korea comes out with such a nuanced take on cancel culture? One must assume he's doing damage control on a closet so full of skeletons it looks like the Poltergeist swimming pool.

 

[The Valeyard]

Jeremy Jahns and other YouTubers have reviews out for Cruella so that might be what this press screening was for.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

A guy who was literally cancelled by North Korea comes out with such a nuanced take on cancel culture? One must assume he's doing damage control on a closet so full of skeletons it looks like the Poltergeist swimming pool.

Either that or he just has Reddit political views. If you seriously think half the country are Nazis to be banned at all costs this is how you end up.

 

[MirrorNoir]

A guy who was literally cancelled by North Korea comes out with such a nuanced take on cancel culture? One must assume he's doing damage control on a closet so full of skeletons it looks like the Poltergeist swimming pool.

Besides the whole "I'm acting super woke because I'm secretly a rapist/sexual predator as well" thing, I have to wonder what depraved as fuck shit Rogan had to do to get "made" in Hollywood, given that there was a five year period after Undeclared got canned and Superbad (his "coming out" film to superstardom, minus his major role in Apatow's 40 Year Old Virgin) coming out where Rogan was basically a nobody with a failed TV show and only on peoples radar as a glorified extra in Freaks and Geeks/Donnie Darko and how sudden his career exploded overnight after such early high profile failures in the form of Undeclared and Freaks and Geeks.

I'm not saying Seth Rogan raped and killed kids and shit to get made part of the Hollywood Elite, but Seth has long given off the vibes (along with his running buddy Apatow) of someone who probably DID do some super sick and perverted shit to get a Hollywood career/status among the elites and who act like they are TERRIFIED of their sins coming to light and willing to do and say ANYTHING to protect their asses and elite status.

 

[The tired cat]

What was the last good movie Seth Rogan even made? I'm honestly trying to recall the last good comedy he had.

 

[BScCollateral]

Seth Rogen always seemed like a giant arse to me.

Also, he's personally responsible for ruining The Green Hornet for at least another generation.

 

[The tired cat]

Also, he's personally responsible for ruining The Green Hornet for at least another generation.

I mean, as much people gave him shit for Green Hornet, I'd still take his version over the "It should have been supah dark and edgy like muh Batman Nolan movies" that every nerd was sperging about.

 

[BScCollateral]

I mean, as much people gave him shit for Green Hornet, I'd still take his version over the "It should have been supah dark and edgy like muh Batman Nolan movies" that every nerd was sperging about.

I dunno. The character was always "Baby's First Noir" -- family-friendly, but still not "light fun." Green Hornet stories involve organized crime, corrupt contractors, bribed politicians, and police on the take. You could do a lot worse than try for something Batman-esque.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

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I doubt Bob knows much about crypto currency (I'll admit I myself don't), but he just associates it with dudebros, so of course he takes delight in their hypothetical misery.

Just wait till 2030 when Nintendo makes their own cryptocurrency who's icon will literally be the coin from Mario, then Bobert will retroactively pretend to be an early adopter of crypto. When really the only thing he should have ever been an early adopter of was the art of firearm fellatio.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Also, he's personally responsible for ruining The Green Hornet for at least another generation.

Did a good job of ruining it for the previous generation too. My father sat me down to watch that movie, as he was convinced I was going to develop the same excitement and wonder for the film that he did for the TV show when he was young. As soon as I saw Rogen's name on it I tried lowering his expectations, but all he could talk about was Kato and Black Beauty and all that.

I don't think we made it halfway into the film before he turned it off. He hasn't mentioned the character to me since.

 

[The tired cat]

I dunno. The character was always "Baby's First Noir" -- family-friendly, but still not "light fun." Green Hornet stories involve organized crime, corrupt contractors, bribed politicians, and police on the take. You could do a lot worse than try for something Batman-esque.

While true, keep in mind Green Hornet was made at the time where everyone was raving over Dark Knight, so of course every nerd thought they needed to be Green Hornet edgy, dark, and down to Earth gritty.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob gets into a fight with some rando over him pretending that $3.9k a month to do nothing isn't a lot of money.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1397537006381568002

"Film writer"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1397538813220687877

One of bob's angels admits they make more than Bob through handouts.

And we see my rookie of the year swoop in with the save!

NPCZoey appears to be some big ass, black thot...so...

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1397540795603984388

This guy is sooooo close to seeing the problem that I can almost taste it.

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Fucking blazing hot take from one of Bob's angels that Bob approves

Spoiler: full thread

https://twitter.com/ZJemptv/status/1257495860361023490

and everyone clapped

You may notice that these tweet are over a year old. How did Bob find them? Zack retweeted them. It's his most recent activity.

I have no idea what made him think to bring these as a way to buffer up his position nor do I know of any place where the ATF went after the Brand Davidians for being "rapists" but I do know who will gleefully cheer over their incineration.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1397585748052881413

Bob is a disingenuous cunt who's perfectly fine with your children dying in a fire caused by the government if you voted Trump.

Jeremy Jahns and other YouTubers have reviews out for Cruella so that might be what this press screening was for.

You were right.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Getting back to Bendis briefly, My fellow kiwis. Most of us agree that Bendis is a hack, but I'm going to give him his due. He actually wrote one of the most memorable Daredevil story arc since "Born Again". He had some rando mobster leaked out Matt's costumed identity to the public. I was wondering how Matt was going to get out of this one and what was going to happen if his secret got out to the public and wondering what would the full out would be. He also made Purple Man a completely scary fucker. Oh and he did a bang up job on Ultimate Spiderman. Both versions.

Outside of that, he's a fucking hack.

 

[Brother Wind]

and was of course disappointed. The video is just some woman strutting down the stairs, doing a twirl at the bottom and tittering all sexy like. I don't even think this chick is in the movie, and I'm so dead inside of capeshit that I don't even care to find out, which makes it even more nonsensical. Hell, it's actually fitting because the trailer itself doesn't even make sense.

I think the joke is that The Eternals are some extra ass people that dress in spandex. I'm not really a comics expert. But neither is Bob. Actually dumb aside, I started watching him because of comic shit. Because I was a casual fan and he was on the Escapist. Then he got some stuff wrong in a really stupid obvious way and I was like well never mind then.

 

[Neko GF]

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