Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Lol, Of course he's bad at beer too. A mix-6 is what you do to try out a few different brews from different breweries, but generally of the same or similar styles.

2 IPA's, 2 Porters (one of which is from what might as well be the British version of Budweiser), a stout, and a Trappist Dubbel Belgian is just fucking confused and gross. I can't really picture an order in which that ends well. It kind of screams "these are the most exotic beers I know, give me asspats for my wacky beer tastes!" Not to mention that's a waste of moneu for those "craft" brews because between the IPA and porter he's not really gonna get much of a taste out of that sixer except maybe an overall impression of dog puke.
I suspect that Chris would be the kind of beer drinker that would be happily drinking turpentine by the end of a party. I suspect his taste buds long ago went to shit and he just vanity posts his hipster beers for asspats to impress his friends/followers, but at the end of the day he's just going to drink 'em like he doesn't even care what they taste like, like a good alcoholic.

When they talk about stuff making people cry in their beer, they probably had Chris Chippa in mind. He has misfortunes so instead of comfort eating, he comfort drinks and literally probably cries in his beer as his situation 'drives him to drink'.
 
I doubt that Bob understands the full implications of this.
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The day this device ever comes to fruition is the day the MGTOWs and damn dirty MRAs win. What use will there be for women if we can just grow our own children? It's no longer their body so it's no longer their choice. Enjoy no more alimony. Have all your feminist bullshit, just leave me and my homegrown son alone. Making light of this aside, this is dystopic as fuck man. Someone in the twitter comments said something that I never even thought of.
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Caroline may be a socialist retard but she does have a point, though not the one that she wants to make. This is the furthering of making women into men by taking the one of the few things they, and only they, can do which is birthing a child. Now women no longer have a biological role and they can work their hearts out. Go for that corporate position. You can just grow a family later and have a posh school rear them with all that money you'll both be making AND saving. The argument could be made that a man will still need an egg to fertilize but I promise you there are enough shortsighted thots out there that will do full hysterectomies and sell both tubes of their eggs (that what they're called right?) so they can get that dolla dolla and get their backs blown out by anybody. That's not to even mention the oversea harvesting. You may wonder why I bothered to also capture Moniza. I did it because she is the exact kind of person who would immediately fall for this and welcome her own destruction. Why do I say this? Because she's an intellectual thot who is childless and writes children books.
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Null sent something out on twitter or the fediverse written by one Theodore Kaczynski. It's one of those kinda crazy and vague sounding manifestos that you initially feel the need to just disregard but the more you read it the more you go "yeah he's got a point". I feel that it helps put into words what I cannot about things like this baby pod, Mother of Painted dragons thot, and Bob himself. I'll spoiler the link and full text and let you decide for yourselves

1. What the System Is Not[/URL]
2. How the System Exploits the Impulse to Rebel
3. The System's Neatest Trick
4. The Trick Is Not Perfect
5. An Example
The supreme luxury of the society of technical necessity will be to grant the bonus of useless revolt and of an acquiescent smile. —Jacques Ellul[1]
The System has played a trick on today's would-be revolutionaries and rebels. The trick is so cute that if it had been consciously planned one would have to admire it for its almost mathematical elegance.

1. What the System Is Not​

Let's begin by making clear that the System is not. The System is not George W. Bush and his advisers and appointees, it is not the cops who maltreat protesters, it is not the CEOs of the multinational corporations, and it is not the Frankensteins in their laboratories who criminally tinker with the genes of living things. All of these people are servants of the System, but in themselves they do not constitute the System. In particular, the personal and individual values, attitudes, beliefs, and behavior of any of these people may be significantly in conflict with the needs of the System.
To illustrate with an example, the System requires respect for property rights, yet CEOs, cops, scientists, and politicians sometimes steal. (In speaking of stealing we don't have to confine ourselves to actual lifting of physical objects. We can include all illegal means of acquiring property, such as cheating on income tax, accepting bribes, and any other form of graft or corruption.) But the fact that CEOs, cops, scientists, and politicians sometimes steal does not mean that stealing is part of the System. On the contrary, when a cop or a politician steals something he is rebelling against the System's requirement of respect for law and property. Yet, even when they are stealing, these people remain servants of the System as long as they publicly maintain their support for law and property.
Whatever illegal acts may be committed by politicians, cops, or CEOs as individuals, theft, bribery, and graft are not part of the System but diseases of the System. The less stealing there is, the better the System functions, and that is why the servants and boosters of the System always advocate obedience to the law in public, even if they may sometimes find it convenient to break the law in private.
Take another example. Although the police are the System's enforcers police brutality is not part of the System. When the cops beat the crap out of a suspect they are not doing the System's work, they are only letting out their own anger and hostility. The System's goal is not brutality or the expression of anger. As far as police work is concerned, the System's goal is to compel obedience to its rules and to do so with the least possible amount of disruption, violence, and bad publicity. Thus, from the System's point of view, the ideal cop is one who never gets angry, never uses any more violence than necessary, and as far as possible relies on manipulation rather than force to keep people under control. Police brutality is only another disease of the System, not part of the System.
For proof, look at the attitude of the media. The mainstream media almost universally condemn police brutality. Of course, the attitude of the mainstream media represents, as a rule, the consensus of opinion among the powerful classes in our society as to what is good for the System.
What has just been said about theft, graft, and police brutality applies also to issues of discrimination and victimization such as racism, sexism, homophobia, poverty, and sweatshops. All of these are bad for the System. For example, the more that black people feel themselves scorned or excluded, the more likely they are to turn to crime and the less likely they are to educate themselves for careers that will make them useful to the System.
Modern technology, with its rapid long-distance transportation and its disruption of traditional ways of life, has led to the mixing of populations, so that nowadays people of different races, nationalities, cultures, and religions have to live and work side by side. If people hate or reject one another on the basis of race, ethnicity, religion, sexual preference, etc., the resulting conflicts interfere with the functioning of the System. Apart from a few old fossilized relics of the past like Jesse Helms, the leaders of the System know this very well, and that is why we are taught in school and through the media to believe that racism, sexism, homophobia, and so forth are social evils to be eliminated.
No doubt some of the leaders of the System, some of the politicians, scientists, and CEOs, privately feel that a woman's place is in the home, or that homosexuality and interracial marriage are repugnant. But even if the majority of them felt that way it would not mean that racism, sexism, and homophobia were part of the System—any more than the existence of stealing among the leaders means that stealing is part of the System. Just as the System must promote respect for law and property for the sake of its own security, the System must also discourage racism and other forms of victimization, for the same reason. That is why the System, notwithstanding any private deviations by individual members of the elite, is basically committed to suppressing discrimination and victimization.
For proof, look again at the attitude of the mainstream media. In spite of occasional timid dissent by a few of the more daring and reactionary commentators, media propaganda overwhelmingly favors racial and gender equality and acceptance of homosexuality and interracial marriage.[2]
The System needs a population that is meek, nonviolent, domesticated, docile, and obedient. It needs to avoid any conflict or disruption that could interfere with the orderly functioning of the social machine. In addition to suppressing racial, ethnic, religious, and other group hostilities, it also has to suppress or harness for its own advantage all other tendencies that could lead to disruption or disorder, such as machismo, aggressive impulses, and any inclination to violence.
Naturally, traditional racial and ethnic antagonisms die slowly, machismo, aggressiveness, and violent impulses are not easily suppressed, and attitudes toward sex and gender identity are not transformed overnight. Therefore there are many individuals who resist these changes, and the System is faced with the problem of overcoming their resistance.[3]

2. How the System Exploits the Impulse to Rebel​

All of us in modern society are hemmed in by a dense network of rules and regulations. We are at the mercy of large organizations such as corporations, governments, labor unions, universities, churches, and political parties, and consequently we are powerless. As a result of the servitude, the powerlessness, and the other indignities that the System inflicts on us, there is widespread frustration, which leads to an impulse to rebel. And this is where the System plays its neatest trick: Through a brilliant sleight of hand, it turns rebellion to its own advantage.
Many people do not understand the roots of their own frustration, hence their rebellion is directionless. They know that they want to rebel, but they don't know what they want to rebel against. Luckily, the System is able to fill their need by providing them with a list of standard and stereotyped grievances in the name of which to rebel: racism, homophobia, women's issues, poverty, sweatshops…the whole laundry-bag of "activist" issues.
Huge numbers of would-be rebels take the bait. In fighting racism, sexism, etc., etc., they are only doing the System's work for it. In spite of this, they imagine that they are rebelling against the System. How is this possible?
First, 50 years ago the System was not yet committed to equality for black people, women and homosexuals, so that action in favor of these causes really was a form of rebellion. Consequently these causes came to be conventionally regarded as rebel causes. They have retained that status today simply as a matter of tradition; that is, because each rebel generation imitates the preceding generations.
Second, there are still significant numbers of people, as I pointed out earlier, who resist the social changes that the System requires, and some of these people even are authority figures such as cops, judges, or politicians. These resisters provide a target for the would-be rebels, someone for them to rebel against. Commentators like Rush Limbaugh help the process by ranting against the activists: Seeing that they have made someone angry fosters the activists' illusion that they are rebelling.
Third, in order to bring themselves into conflict even with that majority of the System's leaders who fully accept the social changes that the System demands, the would-be rebels insist on solutions that go farther than what the System's leaders consider prudent, and they show exaggerated anger over trivial matters. For example, they demand payment of reparations to black people, and they often become enraged at any criticism of a minority group, no matter how cautious and reasonable.
In this way the activists are able to maintain the illusion that they are rebelling against the System. But the illusion is absurd. Agitation against racism, sexism, homophobia and the like no more constitutes rebellion against the System than does agitation against political graft and corruption. Those who work against graft and corruption are not rebelling but acting as the System's enforcers: They are helping to keep the politicians obedient to the rules of the System. Those who work against racism, sexism, and homophobia similarly are acting as the Systems' enforcers: They help the System to suppress the deviant racist, sexist, and homophobic attitudes that cause problems for the System.
But the activists don't act only as the System's enforcers. They also serve as a kind of lightning rod that protects the System by drawing public resentment away from the System and its institutions. For example, there were several reasons why it was to the System's advantage to get women out of the home and into the workplace. Fifty years ago, if the System, as represented by the government or the media, had begun out of the blue a propaganda campaign designed to make it socially acceptable for women to center their lives on careers rather than on the home, the natural human resistance to change would have caused widespread public resentment. What actually happened was that the changes were spearheaded by radical feminists, behind whom the System's institutions trailed at a safe distance. The resentment of the more conservative members of society was directed primarily against the radical feminists rather than against the System and its institutions, because the changes sponsored by the System seemed slow and moderate in comparison with the more radical solutions advocated by feminists, and even these relatively slow changes were seen as having been forced on the System by pressure from the radicals.

3. The System's Neatest Trick​

So, in a nutshell, the System's neatest trick is this:
  1. For the sake of its own efficiency and security, the System needs to bring about deep and radical social changes to match the changed conditions resulting from technological progress.
  2. The frustration of life under the circumstances imposed by the System leads to rebellious impulses.
  3. Rebellious impulses are co-opted by the System in the service of the social changes it requires; activists "rebel" against the old and outmoded values that are no longer of use to the System and in favor of the new values that the System needs us to accept.
  4. In this way rebellious impulses, which otherwise might have been dangerous to the System, are given an outlet that is not only harmless to the System, but useful to it.
  5. Much of the public resentment resulting from the imposition of social changes is drawn away from the System and its institutions and is directed instead at the radicals who spearhead the social changes.
Of course, this trick was not planned in advance by the System's leaders, who are not conscious of having played a trick at all. The way it works is something like this:
In deciding what position to take on any issue, the editors, publishers, and owners of the media must consciously or unconsciously balance several factors. They must consider how their readers or viewers will react to what they print or broadcast about the issue, they must consider how their advertisers, their peers in the media, and other powerful persons will react, and they must consider the effect on the security of the System of what they print or broadcast.
These practical considerations will usually outweigh whatever personal feelings they may have about the issue. The personal feelings of the media leaders, their advertisers, and other powerful persons are varied. They may be liberal or conservative, religious or atheistic. The only universal common ground among the leaders is their commitment to the System, its security, and its power. Therefore, within the limits imposed by what the public is willing to accept, the principal factor determining the attitudes propagated by the media is a rough consensus of opinion among the media leaders and other powerful people as to what is good for the System.
Thus, when an editor or other media leader sets out to decide what attitude to take toward a movement or a cause, his first thought is whether the movement includes anything that is good or bad for the System. Maybe he tells himself that his decision is based on moral, philosophical, or religious grounds, but it is an observable fact that in practice the security of the System takes precedence over all other factors in determining the attitude of the media.
For example, if a news-magazine editor looks at the militia movement, he may or may not sympathize personally with some of its grievances and goals, but he also sees that there will be a strong consensus among his advertisers and his peers in the media that the militia movement is potentially dangerous to the System and therefore should be discouraged. Under these circumstances he knows that his magazine had better take a negative attitude toward the militia movement. The negative attitude of the media presumably is part of the reason why the militia movement has died down.
When the same editor looks at radical feminism he sees that some of its more extreme solutions would be dangerous to the System, but he also sees that feminism holds much that is useful to the System. Women's participation in the business and technical world integrates them and their families better into the System. Their talents are of service to the System in business and technical matters. Feminist emphasis on ending domestic abuse and rape also serves the System's needs, since rape and abuse, like other forms of violence, are dangerous to the System. Perhaps most important, the editor recognizes that the pettiness and meaninglessness of modern housework and the social isolation of the modern housewife can lead to serious frustration for many women; frustration that will cause problems for the System unless women are allowed an outlet through careers in the business and technical world.
Even if this editor is a macho type who personally feels more comfortable with women in a subordinate position, he knows that feminism, at least in a relatively moderate form, is good for the System. He knows that his editorial posture must be favorable toward moderate feminism, otherwise he will face the disapproval of his advertisers and other powerful people. This is why the mainstream media's attitude has been generally supportive of moderate feminism, mixed toward radical feminism, and consistently hostile only toward the most extreme feminist positions.
Through this type of process, rebel movements that are dangerous to the System are subjected to negative propaganda, while rebel movements that are believed to be useful to the System are given cautious encouragement in the media. Unconscious absorption of media propaganda influences would-be rebels to "rebel" in ways that serve the interests of the System.
The university intellectuals also play an important role in carrying out the System's trick. Though they like to fancy themselves independent thinkers, the intellectuals are (allowing for individual exceptions) the most oversocialized, the most conformist, the tamest and most domesticated, the most pampered, dependent, and spineless group in America today. As a result, their impulse to rebel is particularly strong. But, because they are incapable of independent thought, real rebellion is impossible for them. Consequently they are suckers for the System's trick, which allows them to irritate people and enjoy the illusion of rebelling without ever having to challenge the System's basic values.
Because they are the teachers of young people, the university intellectuals are in a position to help the System play its trick on the young, which they do by steering young people's rebellious impulses toward the standard, stereotyped targets: racism, colonialism, women's issues, etc. Young people who are not college students learn through the media, or through personal contact, of the "social justice" issues for which students rebel, and they imitate the students. Thus a youth culture develops in which there is a stereotyped mode of rebellion that spreads through imitation of peers—just as hairstyles, clothing styles, and other fads spread through imitation.

4. The Trick Is Not Perfect​

Naturally, the System's trick does not work perfectly. Not all of the positions adopted by the "activist" community are consistent with the needs of the System. In this connection, some of the most important difficulties that confront the System are related to the conflict between the two different types of propaganda that the System has to use, integration propaganda and agitation propaganda.[4]
Integration propaganda is the principal mechanism of socialization in modern society. It is propaganda that is designed to instill in people the attitudes, beliefs, values, and habits that they need to have in order to be safe and useful tools of the System. It teaches people to permanently repress or sublimate those emotional impulses that are dangerous to the System. Its focus is on long-term attitudes and deep-seated values of broad applicability, rather than on attitudes toward specific, current issues.
Agitation propaganda plays on people's emotions so as to bring out certain attitudes or behaviors in specific, current situations. Instead of teaching people to suppress dangerous emotional impulses, it seeks to stimulate certain emotions for well-defined purposes localized in time.
The System needs an orderly, docile, cooperative, passive, dependent population. Above all it requires a nonviolent population, since it needs the government to have a monopoly on the use of physical force. For this reason, integration propaganda has to teach us to be horrified, frightened, and appalled by violence, so that we will not be tempted to use it even when we are very angry. (By "violence" I mean physical attacks on human beings.) More generally, integration propaganda has to teach us soft, cuddly values that emphasize nonaggressiveness, interdependence, and cooperation.
On the other hand, in certain contexts the System itself finds it useful or necessary to resort to brutal, aggressive methods to achieve its own objectives. The most obvious example of such methods is warfare. In wartime the System relies on agitation propaganda: In order to win public approval of military action, it plays on people's emotions to make them feel frightened and angry at their real or supposed enemy.
In this situation there is a conflict between integration propaganda and agitation propaganda. Those people in whom the cuddly values and the aversion to violence have been most deeply planted can't easily be persuaded to approve a bloody military operation.
Here the System's trick backfires to some extent. The activists, who have been "rebelling" all along in favor of the values of integration propaganda, continue to do so during wartime. They oppose the war effort not only because it is violent but because it is "racist," "colonialist," "imperialist," etc., all of which are contrary to the soft, cuddly values taught by integration propaganda.
The System's trick also backfires where the treatment of animals is concerned. Inevitably, many people extend to animals the soft values and the aversion to violence that they are taught with respect to humans. They are horrified by the slaughter of animals for meat and by other practices harmful to animals, such as the reduction of chickens to egg-laying machines kept in tiny cages or the use of animals in scientific experiments. Up to a point, the resulting opposition to mistreatment of animals may be useful to the System: Because a vegan diet is more efficient in terms of resource-utilization than a carnivorous one is, veganism, if widely adopted, will help to ease the burden placed on the Earth's limited resources by the growth of the human population. But activists' insistence on ending the use of animals in scientific experiments is squarely in conflict with the System's needs, since for the foreseeable future there is not likely to be any workable substitute for living animals as research subjects.
All the same, the fact that the System's trick does backfire here and there does not prevent it from being on the whole a remarkably effective device for turning rebellious impulses to the System's advantage.
It has to be conceded that the trick described here is not the only factor determining the direction that rebellious impulses take in our society. Many people today feel weak and powerless (for the very good reason that the System really does make us weak and powerless), and therefore identify obsessively with victims, with the weak and the oppressed. That's part of the reason why victimization issues, such as racism, sexism, homophobia, and neocolonialism have become standard activist issues.

5. An Example​

I have with me an anthropology textbook[5] in which I've noticed several nice examples of the way in which university intellectuals help the System with its trick by disguising conformity as criticism of modern society. The cutest of these examples is found on pages 132–36, where the author quotes, in "adapted" form, an article by one Rhonda Kay Williamson, an intersexed person (that is, a person born with both male and female physical characteristics).
Williamson states that the American Indians not only accepted intersexed persons but especially valued them.[6] She contrasts this attitude with the Euro-American attitude, which she equates with the attitude that her own parents adopted toward her.
Williamson's parents mistreated her cruelly. They held her in contempt for her intersexed condition. They told her she was "cursed and given over to the devil," and they took her to charismatic churches to have the "demon" cast out of her. She was even given napkins into which she was supposed to "cough out the demon."
But it is obviously ridiculous to equate this with the modern Euro-American attitude. It may approximate the Euro-American attitude of 150 years ago, but nowadays almost any American educator psychologist, or mainstream clergyman would be horrified at that kind of treatment of an intersexed person. The media would never dream of portraying such treatment in a favorable light. Average middle-class Americans today may not be as accepting of the intersexed condition as the Indians were, but few would fail to recognize the cruelty of the way in which Williamson was treated.
Williamson's parents obviously were deviants, religious kooks whose attitudes and beliefs were way out of line with the values of the System. Thus, while putting on a show of criticizing modern Euro-American society, Williamson really is attacking only deviant minorities and cultural laggards who have not yet adapted to the dominant values of present-day America.
Haviland, the author of the book, on page 12 portrays cultural anthropology as iconoclastic, as challenging the assumptions of modern Western society. This is so far contrary to the truth that it would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. The mainstream of modern American anthropology is abjectly subservient to the values and assumptions of the System. When today's anthropologists pretend to challenge the values of their society, typically they challenge only the values of the past—obsolete and outmoded values now held by no one but deviants and laggards who have not kept up with the cultural changes that the System requires of us.
Haviland's use of Williamson's article illustrates this very well, and it represents the general slant of Haviland's book. Haviland plays up ethnographic facts that teach his readers politically correct lessons, but he understates or omits altogether ethnographic facts that are politically incorrect. Thus, while he quotes Williamson's account to emphasize the Indians' acceptance of intersexed persons, he does not mention, for example, that among many of the Indian tribes women who committed adultery had their noses cut off,[7] whereas no such punishment was inflicted on male adulterers; or that among the Crow Indians a warrior who was struck by a stranger had to kill the offender immediately, else he was irretrievably disgraced in the eyes of his tribe;[8] nor does Haviland discuss the habitual use of torture by the Indians of the eastern United States.[9] Of course, facts of that kind represent violence, machismo, and gender-discrimination, hence they are inconsistent with the present-day values of the System and tend to get censored out as politically incorrect.
Yet I don't doubt that Haviland is perfectly sincere in his belief that anthropologists challenge the assumptions of Western society. The capacity for self-deception of our university intellectuals will easily stretch that far.
To conclude, I want to make clear that I'm not suggesting that it is good to cut off noses for adultery, or that any other abuse of women should be tolerated, nor would I want to see anybody scorned or rejected because they are intersexed or because of their race, religion, sexual orientation, etc., etc., etc. But in our society today these matters are, at most, issues of reform. The System's neatest trick consists in having turned powerful rebellious impulses, which otherwise might have taken a revolutionary direction, to the service of these modest reforms.
[1] Jacques Ellul, The Technological Society, translated by John Wilkinson, published by Alfred A. Knopf, New York, 1964, page 427.
[2] Even the most superficial review of the mass media in modern industrialized countries, or even in countries that merely aspire to modernity, will confirm that the System is committed to eliminating discrimination in regard to race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, etc., etc., etc. It would be easy to find thousands of examples that illustrate this, but here we cite only three, from three disparate countries.

United States: "Public Displays of Affection," U.S. News & World Report, September 9, 2002, pages 42-43. This article provides a nice example of the way propaganda functions. It takes an ostensibly objective or neutral position on homosexual partnerships, giving some space to the views of those who oppose public acceptance of homosexuality. But anyone reading the article, with its distinctly sympathetic treatment of a homosexual couple, will be left with the impression that acceptance of homosexuality is desirable and, in the long run, inevitable. Particularly important is the photograph of the homosexual couple in question: A physically attractive pair has been selected and has been photographed attractively. No one with the slightest understanding of propaganda can fail to see that the article constitutes propaganda in favor of acceptance of homosexuality. And bear in mind that U.S. News & World Report is a right-of-center magazine.

Russia: "Putin Denounces Intolerance," The Denver Post, July 26, 2002, page 16A. "MOSCOW—President Vladimir Putin strongly denounced racial and religious prejudice on Thursday…'If we let this chauvinistic bacteria of either national or religious intolerance develop, we will ruin the country', Putin said in remarks prominently replayed on Russian television on Thursday night." Etc., etc.

Mexico: "Persiste racismo contra indígenas" ("Racism against indigenous people persists"), El Sol de México, January 11, 2002, page 1/B. Photo caption: "In spite of efforts to give dignity to the indigenous people of our country, they continue to suffer discrimination…." The article reports on the efforts of the bishops of Mexico to combat discrimination, but says that the bishops want to "purity" indigenous customs in order to liberate the women from their traditionally inferior status. El Sol de México is reputed to be a right-of-center newspaper.

Anyone who wanted to take the trouble could multiply these examples a thousand times over. The evidence that the System itself is set on eliminating discrimination and victimization is so obvious and so massive that one boggles at the radicals' belief that fighting these evils is a form of rebellion. One can only attribute it to a phenomenon well known to professional propagandists: People tend to block out, to fail to perceive or to remember, information that conflicts with their ideology. See the interesting article, "Propaganda," in The New Encyclopaedia Britannica, Volume 26, Macropaedia, 15th Edition, 1997, pages 171–79, specifically page 176.
[3] In this section I've said something about what the System is not, but I haven't said what the System is. A friend of mine has pointed out that this may leave the reader nonplussed, so I'd better explain that for the purposes of this article it isn't necessary to have a precise definition of what the System is. I couldn't think of any way of defining the System in a single, well-rounded sentence and I didn't want to break the continuity of the article with a long, awkward, and unnecessary digression addressing the question of what the System is, so I left that question unanswered. I don't think my failure to answer it will seriously impair the reader's understanding of the point that I want to make in this article.
[4] The concepts of "integration propaganda" and "agitation propaganda" are discussed by Jacques Ellul in his book Propaganda, published by Alfred A. Knopf, 1965.
[5] William A. Haviland, Cultural Anthropology, Ninth Edition, Harcourt Brace & Company, 1999.
[6] I assume that this statement is accurate. It certainly reflects the Navaho attitude. See Gladys A. Reichard, Navaho Religion: A Study of Symbolism, Princeton University Press, 1990, page 141. This book was originally copyrighted in 1950, well before American anthropology became heavily politicized, so I see no reason to suppose that its information is slanted.
[7] This is well known. See, e.g., Angie Debo, Geronimo: The Man, His Time, His Place, University of Oklahoma Press, 1976, page 225; Thomas B. Marquis (interpreter), Wooden Leg: A Warrior Who Fought Custer, Bison Books, University of Nebraska Press, 1967, page 97; Stanley Vestal, Sitting Bull, Champion of the Sioux: A Biography, University of Oklahoma Press, 1989, page 6; The New Encyclopaedia Britannica, Vol. 13, Macropaedia, 15th Edition, 1997, article "American Peoples, Native," page 380.
[8] Osborne Russell, Journal of a Trapper, Bison Books edition, page 147.
[9] Use of torture by the Indians of the eastern U.S. is well known. See, e.g., Clark Wissler, Indians of the United States, Revised Edition, Anchor Books, Random House, New York, 1989, pages 131, 140, 145, 165, 282; Joseph Campbell, The Power of Myth, Anchor Books, Random House, New York, 1988, page 135; The New Encydopaedia Britannica, Vol. 13, Macropaedia, 15th Edition, 1997, article "American Peoples, Native," page 385; James Axtell, The Invasion Within: The Contest of Cultures in Colonial North America, Oxford University Press, 1985, page citation not available.
What poor choices does one need to make in life to debase themselves to sucking Bob dick?

The Impossible Fapper is becoming my favorite Bob knob slobber. I don't know if Orange Owl or Ted Luis has ever flat out said "you don't deserve to live".[/SPOILER][/SPOILER]

This remind me of that Franken-Fran story about growing babies as larvae until they mature for the exact same reasons those people are saying: that story had things going south very hard and fast,not surprised if it's the same here (ofc I know this is only a test idea but.....)

Just to explain;

1) The reason why you should turn your feus in a larva

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2) Shit going south (gore):

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Also Bob is fat and Chris need to stop wasting money boozing around
 
This remind me of that Franken-Fran story about growing babies as larvae until they mature for the exact same reasons those people are saying: that story had things going south very hard and fast,not surprised if it's the same here (ofc I know this is only a test idea but.....)

Just to explain;

1) The reason why you should turn your feus in a larva


2) Shit going south (gore):


Also Bob is fat and Chris need to stop wasting money boozing around
I suspect both are far too "fedora-tippy" to even consider going to AA.

Plus admitting you have a problem is the first step, which I'd be VERY surprised if either of them EVER admitted in their lifetime.
 
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Bobby cannot entertain the hypothesis that covid-19 might have leaked from a lab:
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Show of hands: who went to Grad School with Robert Lewis Chipman?
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Rainbow degenerates don't like cops. For all their sob stories about "identity" and people supposedly "erasing their existence", they want to erase the existence of police officers if only they could:
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Bobby is, of course, absolutely right. By the same token, it is perfectly reasonable to expect a transsexual to drop his drag and wig and use the male bathroom as a man.
(Laura Kate Dale has a thread on KF, so he might star in next season's Bobby's Angels)

Bobby has stepped out of the line and is asked to keep his fat mouth shut like a good nu-male ally:
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Would Simpson's Avatar tell nignogs that joining street gangs is bad?

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Playing with Chris's kids help Bobby to recharge:
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Those with a trollish disposition should send Chris a lot of Peppa Pig merch.

The war against Zack Synder, like the war against mayo ghouls, must go on!
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Kevin Spacey is planning a comeback:
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Protips on woodchopping (video):
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Cartoon:
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Bobby's Angels. Luke cannot pull himself from videa La-la land:
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I can't identify the sex of this person who matters; my hunch is genuine girl, albeit woked to the bone:
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Bobby cannot entertain the hypothesis that covid-19 might have leaked from a lab:
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This is so Believer/Denialist, it borders on the absurd to try and shift focus to Fox.

You've got a former CDC director saying flat-out the bug probably came from a ching-chong lab. WaPo's opinion pages don't even try pushing it under the rug, but put forth the idea that it might be time to face unpleasant facts. The notorious rumpswabs at the WHO won't even buy the Chinese account of what happened. And the chinks are going on full "no, you!" instead of denying anything.

All evidence points to that lab in Wuhan. To claim otherwise at this point is some Believer shit of the highest order.
 
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OK, rather than judging by impression, let's see some hard data from CDC:
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And the reason of the decrease in infant mortality in the 1950s-60s?

So the decrease was largely attributed to the improved technology of premie support, as well as better access in prenatal care. But did immunization played a role? I'll focus on three deadly diseases: smallpox, diphtheria, and measles. Smallpox vaccines have a long history, and President Madison signed ‘An Act to Encourage Vaccination’ in 1813, and the last cases of indigenous, naturally occurring smallpox in USA occurred in 1949. Diphtheria toxoid, in the form of DTP, was available in the USA in the 1940s, yet the disease was already on the wane before the vaccine became available:


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Measles vaccines were not available before 1963. While it had made night-and-day difference in prevalence of the disease in the USA, it hardly did anything to measles mortality in the country, which is extremely low at any rate (I admit I'm sort of surprised because the situation is completely different in the Third World, where malnutrition and coinfections makes measles a far more deadly disease, even today).
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So here are three diseases, three different situations, yet none showed conclusively that vaccines caused a big decrease in infant mortality in the USA during the 1950-60s.
TBH it's amusing he didn't also point out improved nutrition. The US pushed hard to ensure children had access to lunches and breakfasts. This was a move supported by left and right wingers since it aided the poor and that poor can then be healthy enough to fight in wars, since malnutrition was a big problem before the mid to late 1940s.

And yeah Chris really can't seem to get that hipster beer and funko pops are stuff you should cut if you aren't an alkie or a consoomer and need the money due to attempting to cheat the IRS.
 
3. Is Chris trying to tell us that his retarded tax problem leading to shameless ebegging was that he forgot that property tax is generally a linear function of assessed property value? That cannot possibly be more than a few hundred difference from what he paid after the last assessment. Does a homeowning engineer actually live paycheck to paycheck?
To be fair, we don't know if it's tax problems that are the cause of his alleged financial woes. We've speculated about it and it seems like that is the most plausible explanation or at least it was until yesterday when he put out a video where he said he's spent six figures in renovations. How many six figures is unknown at this time but I think I can take a guess that it was either 244k, 528k, or somewhere in between depending on how much he paid on the principle loan.
Okay so I dug through this a bit.

It looks like Chris owned the home around 2012, when he was unmarried. In 2014 he transferred the property to joint ownership of him and his wife for 1 dollar.


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What I find curious is how often Chris has remortgaged his house.

In his original mortgage he owed 284k to the lender

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As of November 2020 he owes the lender 528k on the mortgage.

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There are several other new mortgage documents in the records. So Chris and Sarah are constantly borrowing against the value of their own house, to an almost absurd degree.
We now know what all those new mortgages went to, changing a house's value from 300k to maybe 700k by possibly spending 800k. I wonder if understands that that value only means something if someone's willing to pay it? As @instythot stated the property taxes are going to be out the ass so good luck finding a buyer for a 700k house in Lynn.


Bob is a sycophant for the powerful and the privileged, despises poor people, thinks war is no big deal and healthcare is just a "pet policy."

In what way is this idiot "left-wing"?
Again to be fair, Bob doesn't necessarily hate poor people. It's just that almost everything that he advocates for will harm them. If it's pointed out that it'll harm them and those poors are white then Bob will laugh and state that they had their chance. If those poors are every other race then Bob will laugh and hand wave the concern away with a dismissive statement that doesn't address said concern and an emoji.
 
This is so Believer/Denialist, it borders on the absurd to try and shift focus to Fox.

You've got a former CDC director saying flat-out the bug probably came from a ching-chong lab. WaPo's opinion pages don't even try pushing it under the rug, but put forth the idea that it might be time to face unpleasant facts. The notorious rumpswabs at the WHO won't even buy the Chinese account of what happened. And the chinks are going on full "no, you!" instead of denying anything.

All evidence points to that lab in Wuhan. To claim otherwise at this point is some Believer shit of the highest order.
Both the Chipmans are hardcore believers, so expecting them to face reality isn't their strong suit.
 
This is so Believer/Denialist, it borders on the absurd to try and shift focus to Fox.

You've got a former CDC director saying flat-out the bug probably came from a ching-chong lab. WaPo's opinion pages don't even try pushing it under the rug, but put forth the idea that it might be time to face unpleasant facts. The notorious rumpswabs at the WHO won't even buy the Chinese account of what happened. And the chinks are going on full "no, you!" instead of denying anything.

All evidence points to that lab in Wuhan. To claim otherwise at this point is some Believer shit of the highest order.

Even Fauci is hedging on whether it came from a lab, and not just in the NY Post and on Fox. I guess simping for China is a tough habit to give up.
 
To be fair, we don't know if it's tax problems that are the cause of his alleged financial woes. We've speculated about it and it seems like that is the most plausible explanation or at least it was until yesterday when he put out a video where he said he's spent six figures in renovations. How many six figures is unknown at this time but I think I can take a guess that it was either 244k, 528k, or somewhere in between depending on how much he paid on the principle loan.

We now know what all those new mortgages went to, changing a house's value from 300k to maybe 700k by possibly spending 800k. I wonder if understands that that value only means something if someone's willing to pay it? As @instythot stated the property taxes are going to be out the ass so good luck finding a buyer for a 700k house in Lynn.
To be fair to this mystery buyer who totally exists, a person buying a 700k home tends to know exactly what the property taxes will look like.

Chris does not understand that a house is worth exactly what a buyer will pay for it, which is very often completely unrelated to a property assessment and we can say this because Chris has also demonstrated that he doesn't understand that if a person is proposing renovations that cost somewhere between a third and the entire value of the home, the person should just buy a new house that looks more like what they'd like to live in already

I look forward to the day this becomes Chris' thread, because his real world displays of the chipman intellect in action are way more fascinating than Bob's daily winning of the biggest asshole on Twitter title
 
Lol, Of course he's bad at beer too. A mix-6 is what you do to try out a few different brews from different breweries, but generally of the same or similar styles.

2 IPA's, 2 Porters (one of which is from what might as well be the British version of Budweiser), a stout, and a Trappist Dubbel Belgian is just fucking confused and gross. I can't really picture an order in which that ends well. It kind of screams "these are the most exotic beers I know, give me asspats for my wacky beer tastes!" Not to mention that's a waste of moneu for those "craft" brews because between the IPA and porter he's not really gonna get much of a taste out of that sixer except maybe an overall impression of dog puke.
To me it screams either 'this is what I could scrape together from the back of the cupboard' or 'these were the cheapest individual bottles I could find on the shelf at Walmart'.

I would be willing to bet the Chipmans are the kind of discerning drinkers to base their purchasing decisions entirely on what has the coolest label/funniest name, in true superficial consoomer fashion.
 
Lol, Of course he's bad at beer too. A mix-6 is what you do to try out a few different brews from different breweries, but generally of the same or similar styles.

2 IPA's, 2 Porters (one of which is from what might as well be the British version of Budweiser), a stout, and a Trappist Dubbel Belgian is just fucking confused and gross. I can't really picture an order in which that ends well. It kind of screams "these are the most exotic beers I know, give me asspats for my wacky beer tastes!" Not to mention that's a waste of moneu for those "craft" brews because between the IPA and porter he's not really gonna get much of a taste out of that sixer except maybe an overall impression of dog puke.
We're talking about a man who buys and drinks food flavored novelty beers. Of course he has no idea what the fuck he's doing when he pisses his money away on a mix-6

Chris Chipman at a hardcore show. Yeah, that happened.
Chris knew enough of that one misfits song that metallica in no way made popular to poorly mock Glenn Danzig with a shitty lyric rewrite. That's proof enough of the Chipman punk credentials for me!
 
I suspect both are far too "fedora-tippy" to even consider going to AA.

Plus admitting you have a problem is the first step, which I'd be VERY surprised if either of them EVER admitted in their lifetime.

Has Bob ever truly felt human emotions of remorse?

We're talking about a man who buys and drinks food flavored novelty beers. Of course he has no idea what the fuck he's doing when he pisses his money away on a mix-6

Dear God in heaven. How does someone this trashy get such a superiority complex?

Seeing that new Eternals trailer, it makes sense that a movie like that would appeal to Bob like any MCU movie would; flash visuals disguising a ugly looking movie, pandered diversity, and out of nowhere humor.

But does it have plumbers jumping on turtles?
 
This is so Believer/Denialist, it borders on the absurd to try and shift focus to Fox.

You've got a former CDC director saying flat-out the bug probably came from a ching-chong lab. WaPo's opinion pages don't even try pushing it under the rug, but put forth the idea that it might be time to face unpleasant facts. The notorious rumpswabs at the WHO won't even buy the Chinese account of what happened. And the chinks are going on full "no, you!" instead of denying anything.

All evidence points to that lab in Wuhan. To claim otherwise at this point is some Believer shit of the highest order.
Why in sweet Mary's box are we even questioning where this thing came from? Is it just mere coincidence that a city with a well known lab dealing in viruses had a viral outbreak? I'm not usually phased by what Bob says because he just has a typical pattern, but I stared at this tweet in stunned silence for a good few minutes just trying to comprehend that I was not hallucinating.
Even Fauci is hedging on whether it came from a lab, and not just in the NY Post and on Fox. I guess simping for China is a tough habit to give up.
It's clear now more than ever that he admires China more than his own country given how far he has gone with this shit. It's not hard to imagine why he does, although he would never admit it to the world.
Seeing that new Eternals trailer, it makes sense that a movie like that would appeal to Bob like any MCU movie would; flash visuals disguising a ugly looking movie, pandered diversity, and out of nowhere humor.
Let's not forget the advanced technological beings arriving to progress the inferiors towards a better world (the thought of capeshit people being the ones to bring about civilization on Earth makes me nauseous). The question is, though, is he going to like this more than The Suicide Squad? That has plenty of elements that he beats it raw too as well and it has James Gunn directing.
Even the fucking Times said, "Buh, buh, the hate!" instead of divining some alternate reality.
When they start pumping shit like that out, you know you're right above the truth.
 
Chris is sucking in the ol' gunt, I see.
This is so Believer/Denialist, it borders on the absurd to try and shift focus to Fox.

You've got a former CDC director saying flat-out the bug probably came from a ching-chong lab. WaPo's opinion pages don't even try pushing it under the rug, but put forth the idea that it might be time to face unpleasant facts. The notorious rumpswabs at the WHO won't even buy the Chinese account of what happened. And the chinks are going on full "no, you!" instead of denying anything.

All evidence points to that lab in Wuhan. To claim otherwise at this point is some Believer shit of the highest order.
Fauci is currently feeling political pressure causing him to flip-flop on numerous issues. One of those is the origin of the Wu Flu. Back in 2020, the line was that it originated naturally (through eating bats.) Now evidence is not only pointing to a lab in Wuhan, but it's also pointing to Fauci funding that lab (through June 2020, no less!) (Archive)

But back when the origin story was bat soup, it was a convenient bludgeon to hit the Orange Man with. Follow up with this story being broken by Fox, and it making his precious authoritarianism and China look bad, Bob is doing the Twitter equivalent of covering his ears and shouting "la la la I can't hear you!"
 
Seeing that new Eternals trailer, it makes sense that a movie like that would appeal to Bob like any MCU movie would; flash visuals disguising a ugly looking movie, pandered diversity, and out of nowhere humor.
I just watched it hoping that it would make sense of this
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and was of course disappointed. The video is just some woman strutting down the stairs, doing a twirl at the bottom and tittering all sexy like. I don't even think this chick is in the movie, and I'm so dead inside of capeshit that I don't even care to find out, which makes it even more nonsensical. Hell, it's actually fitting because the trailer itself doesn't even make sense.
I am so sick of this constant use of old songs starting off as the original song then getting mutilated into a sad piano version or a cacophony of orchestral or dubstep bullshit. I swear there was a trailer from less than 5 years ago that used Skeeter Davis's End of the World in a far more appropriate way than this movie. Why is this melodramatic song about a teenage break up given this full, hopeful and optimistic orchestral remix for a movie that's seems to be focus on building up? Not once in the entire trailer is there even a HINT of a threat. I guess this is the future we all chose when we didn't pan and bully The Avengers 2 enough...
At one point the trailer shows The Eternals(tm) magic-ing some water and corn out of their ass in a barren wasteland for the puny humans. A female voice over has this to say over that segment
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*There is the possibility that the woman says "We have watched and guided." but even if that's the case it still doesn't make a lick of sense due to the "we have never interfered" part. The whole monologue is breathy and spaced out so exact punctuation and sentence structure is difficult to parse out.
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We have watched. *Unguided, we have helped them progress and seen them accomplish wonders. Through out the years, we have never interfered...
So what fucking is it lady? Did you interfere or not? Oh shit, I'm sorry. You said you didn't guide them. That's my mistake. Clearly I'm not evolved enough to be able to fathom how you can help someone progress to the point where they can accomplish wonder without giving them any guidance or interfering. And woe unto you who dare balk and call out the faults in the wonderous gifts bestowed upon us by the Mouse for ye will be met with this drivel.
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This account that Bob retweeted, I don't know anything about them but I'm guessing they're a tranny because it's a safe assumption at this point, has done nothing but squeed about MCU garbage buy using shitty canned reaction videos from something called Reaction Videos, or clapped back at people point out things that they didn't like or don't make sense, not even to him, with "don't care don't care". The caricature is so on the nose that my mind struggles with processing it as anything other than parody. There's not a shred of intellect to be found. It gets thrown around a lot these past few years but it does feel like we're on the cusp of entering Idiocracy.
 
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I swear there was a trailer from less than 5 years ago that used Skeeter Davis's End of the World in a far more appropriate way than this movie

It's on the Fallout 4 radio station. Say what you will about that game, but the song works like a babydoll there. Here, with early man and alien superbeings arriving in a space ark? Undiluted cringe.
 
I suspect both are far too "fedora-tippy" to even consider going to AA.

Plus admitting you have a problem is the first step, which I'd be VERY surprised if either of them EVER admitted in their lifetime.
I don't think they're alcoholics, but I do think they have a drinking problem. The problem where they'll drink any overpriced murky hopwater and think that the shitty flavor is desirable because it came from an artisanal microbrewery
 
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