Korsgaard. Now there's a name I didn't expect to appear in this thread. He's a journalist/critic from Virginia who frequents the same alternate history forum as I do. I can't help but feel a little disappointed that he still follows Bob.
Maybe that's a good thing. If worse comes to worst and
Eternals ends up becoming the MCU's first flop, it probably would have been better that they remained obscure.
Swing, and a miss! Maybe it's because the teaser was a tedious slog where the main highlight is the characters chatting around the dinner table? Perhaps critics would be singing a different tune if the trailer showed a glimpse of the Celestials and its character in action? The only baby-brains whose minds broke are the defenders of this film, like Bob, who can't conceive of why some people won't mindlessly consoom the film like they do.
Seriously, the people who are attempting to rationalize that the
Eternals teaser is good remind me of this scene from
the Simpsons.