Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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For the curious.

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Is there a secret section of this site no one has told me about? Are you sick fucks posting CP somewhere around here and not just pics of Nikocado Avocado's gaped asshole?
I love that he's so ignorant of the law he literally thinks an open CP forum would exist on the clear net without someone just calling the FBI and having it shut down. Null's dox are public and he could be caught at once if he was doing anything illegal.
 
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He's so clever and totally not mad.
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He can't, Bob is mentally incapable of being wrong. Ever since he was a young sped with rage issues, he'd prefer denying reality itself than being wrong. He spent years denying that the Mario Bros movie was shit, and he spent years denying that the Super Show was low quality. Even then, he only changed his tune after years of constant pressure. Even then it must have hurt him deeply to do that.

He cannot and will not take an L. It's fucking stupid of him to refuse and try to weasel out of it, but it's just how he took criticism at all times. Likely due to his crippling mental disorders that he refuses to get fixed.

Also top that with his brother, who here gives me the vibe of "Relative out to help their retarded relative from bullies" and you can see that the average thing that Bob did as a kid was have mommy and daddy fight his battles for him. To this day his go-to is to waddle away and let others fight the verbal battles he starts like the dumb pussy who knows he struggles with rhetoric and debate he is.
Correct, taking an L goes against Bob's very nature and he will go to great lengths to avoid doing that. On his book Bob says he had authority issues as a kid and it got to the point the school talked with his parents about it. So what did the little shit do? He purposefully sabotaged any attempts by his parents and therapist of working on it. This is all by Bob's own admission and shows how he has always been incapable of admitting that anything could be his fault and apologizing for it.

Even when Lindsay Ellis went scorched earth on his ass Bob's first reaction was to play the victim and say how hurt he was that he had been gaslighted by her. The only reason he took the L in that instance was because everyone mocked his "gaslight" tweet and Bob stopped being retarded for enough time to realize that a literal basement dwelling obese white manchild couldn't play the gaslighting card against the patron saint of feminist media critique and get away with it.

It's always the same with Bob. He says something so retarded it defies human comprehension, gets blowback for his nuclear hot take, posts "haha the maga chuds fell for my expertly placed bait now go report the accounts being meanies 😀😀😀" with emojis to show just how NOT MAD he is for reals and it's always the nazi chuds' fault even when people on the left are the ones bashing him.
 
He should have learned that from his parents and teachers, not some randos on the internet.

Or if his brother sent him tweets like the below in PMs, instead of retweeting them on his own Twitter:
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Bobby continues his pathetic attempt to curry favor from feminists:
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No, Abortion Ellis is not coming back, friendo.

Josh Hawley and Amazon. Anti-monopoly = Pro-Christian and Anti-Future.
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Leftist remain puzzled why the disadvantaged class are so "bigoted" and "racist". Fortunately, Bobby is never troubled by this conundrum:
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Did these leftist ever wonder about the reverse question, namely how come the "elites" are so set on anti-bigotry? It can't be because doing so will create a new discourse that reinforces their hegemony and perpetuates their political power no?

Other leftists, including Fox Green, inform Bobby that there is another side to human nature:
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One should remember that Mao Zedong strongly encouraged his Red Guards to turn their families in, ditto for Stalin. Blowing the family unit apart is a prerequisite for totalitarian rule.

Bobby wags his tails when his merry band threatens him with dissent -- over Sonic:
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no, see, you're not only allowed to call for only the *wink wink* End of the Wasteland Ghouls who are bigots and on the wrong side of history, because they Deserve™ it, it's practically a requirement! Even if they aren't all actually bigots, because clearly they are because they voted for Drumpf, even if up to that point they'd never voted the R in their lives! By doing so they prevented Muh Soopeeryah Fyootchah™!

Bob's black-and-white, cartoonish take on good vs. evil IRL is so ridiculous, only a severe autist with solid cluster-B co-morbidities could believe it.
 
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For those who don't watch Bob's videos the "joke" in this one is that since you can't talk in the Quiet Place, the whole review is done in title cards. He thinks the movie's pretty good, 7/10. I don't know if he says anything stupid in it as if hopped around to see if he ever talked in it.
 
He can't, Bob is mentally incapable of being wrong. Ever since he was a young sped with rage issues, he'd prefer denying reality itself than being wrong. He spent years denying that the Mario Bros movie was shit, and he spent years denying that the Super Show was low quality. Even then, he only changed his tune after years of constant pressure. Even then it must have hurt him deeply to do that.

He cannot and will not take an L. It's fucking stupid of him to refuse and try to weasel out of it, but it's just how he took criticism at all times. Likely due to his crippling mental disorders that he refuses to get fixed.

Also top that with his brother, who here gives me the vibe of "Relative out to help their retarded relative from bullies" and you can see that the average thing that Bob did as a kid was have mommy and daddy fight his battles for him. To this day his go-to is to waddle away and let others fight the verbal battles he starts like the dumb pussy who knows he struggles with rhetoric and debate he is.
 

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At this point, "Being Moviebob" is simultaneously Robert Chipman's crime and his punishment.

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Pretty much, because it takes a certain moron to look at what clearly looks like unstable building designs and slums and screech "DIS IS DA FUTURE" because if you squint and do the hokey pokey it MIGHT look like a Jetsons home or like something from the Rocket Age commercials Bob probably rocked back and forth watching.
 
At this point, "Being Moviebob" is simultaneously Robert Chipman's crime and his punishment.

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I'd like to state, for the record, that I never once stood in front of a bulldozer, tore up a building permit, kicked over scaffolds, watered-down cement, cut hydraulic lines, doped the town's coffee supply, let the air out of tri-axle truck tires or in any other way prevented anyone from building 60-story bugpods.

The reason they didn't come is because there was no demand for them. Not because anyone prevented them.

And even when we DID try it.... it failed.

Stacking poor people doesn't make them richer...
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Also, a guy living in suburbia on a lot, taking up space that could've been used to house at least 50 soytizens, has literally no moral ground to stand on. If anything, YOUR continued devotion to the obsolete idea of private home ownership did more to derail your futcha than my lifetime of being a tenant/dependent with no landed property to my name.
 
I'd like to state, for the record, that I never once stood in front of a bulldozer, tore up a building permit, kicked over scaffolds, watered-down cement, cut hydraulic lines, doped the town's coffee supply, let the air out of tri-axle truck tires or in any other way prevented anyone from building 60-story bugpods.

The reason they didn't come is because there was no demand for them. Not because anyone prevented them.

And even when we DID try it.... it failed.

Stacking poor people doesn't make them richer...
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Also, a guy living in suburbia on a lot, taking up space that could've been used to house at least 50 soytizens, has literally no moral ground to stand on. If anything, YOUR continued devotion to the obsolete idea of private home ownership did more to derail your futcha than my lifetime of being a tenant/dependent with no landed property to my name.
Do you know why Bob loves stacking poor people? It's because Bob hates the poor.

He believes poverty is the side effect of religion or political thought right of San Francisco. Enlightened people such as himself have already begun transitioning to pure energy.

By stacking the poor, he's efficiently preserving his reserves of Zyklon B. Instead of gassing each individual home, he can hit the whole building like a roach bomb.
 
Do you know why Bob loves stacking poor people? It's because Bob hates the poor.

He believes poverty is the side effect of religion or political thought right of San Francisco. Enlightened people such as himself have already begun transitioning to pure energy.

By stacking the poor, he's efficiently preserving his reserves of Zyklon B. Instead of gassing each individual home, he can hit the whole building like a roach bomb.
Bob and toxic gas go together like 400 McNuggets and a bitchin' party.
 
At this point, "Being Moviebob" is simultaneously Robert Chipman's crime and his punishment.

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You know, someone should rub it in Bob's face that the Right hasn't been against space exploration and science.

During the Space Race and whenever NASA budgets come up, his pet black people always scream they need money for dem programs. Liberals scream that the money is being wasted by apparently being stacked on a big pallet and shot into space instead of providing jobs, and Jimmy Carter and CA pretty much block nuclear power plants from being built.

It isn't the "white mayo ghoul" who is anti-science and anti-progress. Farmers use more high-tech than Bob would ever understand, loggers use drones and GPS marking, factory workers use computers and robots constantly.

It's the 'progressive' who tries to stop innovation crying about how the nogs, beaners, and slants are being left behind because space is a white thing.

But then, he'd just probably mumble that the parties have switched or just accuse you of being a mayo ghoul, thus he wins.
 
You know, someone should rub it in Bob's face that the Right hasn't been against space exploration and science.

During the Space Race and whenever NASA budgets come up, his pet black people always scream they need money for dem programs. Liberals scream that the money is being wasted by apparently being stacked on a big pallet and shot into space instead of providing jobs, and Jimmy Carter and CA pretty much block nuclear power plants from being built.

It isn't the "white mayo ghoul" who is anti-science and anti-progress. Farmers use more high-tech than Bob would ever understand, loggers use drones and GPS marking, factory workers use computers and robots constantly.

It's the 'progressive' who tries to stop innovation crying about how the nogs, beaners, and slants are being left behind because space is a white thing.

But then, he'd just probably mumble that the parties have switched or just accuse you of being a mayo ghoul, thus he wins.

He'd just say that none of that is "real science" - that's just fancy new ways to be colonialist/racist/obsolete/whatever.

REAL science... is...


.... blue floaty antigravity stuff......

... and aluminum foil tracksuits....

.... in space!
 
I'd like to state, for the record, that I never once stood in front of a bulldozer, tore up a building permit, kicked over scaffolds, watered-down cement, cut hydraulic lines, doped the town's coffee supply, let the air out of tri-axle truck tires or in any other way prevented anyone from building 60-story bugpods.

The reason they didn't come is because there was no demand for them. Not because anyone prevented them.

And even when we DID try it.... it failed.

Stacking poor people doesn't make them richer...
cabrini-green1.jpg



Also, a guy living in suburbia on a lot, taking up space that could've been used to house at least 50 soytizens, has literally no moral ground to stand on. If anything, YOUR continued devotion to the obsolete idea of private home ownership did more to derail your futcha than my lifetime of being a tenant/dependent with no landed property to my name.
Canadian environmental activist Dr. David Suzuki was an advocate of mass postage-stamp-sized-room bugpods in cities (and complete rural abandonment to leave it for the animals only - peeohcees get the pods and eat the bugs, too!) before it was cool (and before Bob thought it was cool but they both autistically think farming can be done entirely indoors with stacked bugpod hydroponic greenhouses).

I hate apartments because it takes just ONE exceptional individual either trying to deepfry in a saucepan and leave the room, someone's faulty space heater, or some idiot smoking in bed, to ruin it for everybody. Bob only has to worry about the strangers over his head fucking up his housing for him in such a way if he doesn't do something on his own to fuck it up for both of them.
 
Bobby learns to let TeamImpossible to be his mouthpiece:
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The discourse on family continues.
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On the contrary I find it BIZARRE that you would dismiss people who fed you, clothed you and give you strong emotional support, people who even Bobby admits that you are close enough to know completely, yet profess solidarity to some rando you barely met on Twitter because of their skin color or their penchant in cross-dressing.

Bobby can "steal tokens and papers" to turn himself into filthy rich overnight, He just chose to do nothing, like The Eternals.
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If you steal, you go to jail. Bobby thinks his pale pig skin is a get-out-of-jail free card.

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Bobby should be president because he doesn't suck.

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"People will still be crushed underfoot by a ruling class." I see R33Vvy doesn't know Bobby at all. This is a feature, not a bug!

Fox Green, on the contrary, knows it well. Unfortunately having his mind spoken aloud by someone else tend to turn Bobby into gobbledygook.
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Then came the grandiose-sounding version of "tactics-targets":
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The postmortem:
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Dan Floss is getting it: there really is no distinction between "good" and "bad" things, only "good" and "bad" people.

Bobby is tasked with defending his eugenics "joke", again
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Meanwhile the dish-stack condo tweet continues to pay dividends. Bobby hates it when people points out he is not as well-read as he imagines:
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Bobby insinuates he knows the dejection of city living. He thinks simply by claiming to be "working class", he has indeed lived through working-class woes. If this isn't cultural appropriation, I don't know what is.
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Vietnam vets pretended to be oppressed, invent culture war, and gave us MAGA (archive of the New Republic article)
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Elizabeth Bruenig
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The "forced-birth zealot" writes for free, which means she has more integrity than Bobby.

Oh BTW, Elizabeth's hubby knows about Bobby's latest meltdown! Our boy has made it big!
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More Josh Hawley. What Amazon did was peanuts compared to those damn Christofascists!!!!!
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6/1 Capitol:
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"End filibuster. End Republican":
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"Consequence Culture"
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Apparently teenagers are not allowed to like Nirvana:
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Azn thrist:
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"Under-radar lesbian" in a cartoon meant for toddlers.
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Cruella sucks:
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White arrow: what Bobby wants people thinks he notices.
Red arrow: what Bobby really sets his eyes on.
 
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