Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Walrus and Carpenter]

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Wouldn't that include minorities, Bob?

So you're saying 98% of all black people suck, Bob?

As an SF author, part of the 98% that Sturgeon was referring to was definitely sweaty neckbeards like Bob.

 

[UserAccess]

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Wouldn't that include minorities, Bob?

So you're saying 98% of all black people suck, Bob?

Bob, minus the lesson Homer learned within three minutes of vocalizing his ignorant hubris.

 

[make_it_so]

This was when Chris peaked:
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Hey Chris, if that Engineering career doesn't work, maybe you can see if these guys are hiring.

For those who missed it, everybody's favorite Consoomer is getting absolutely bodied on Twitter.

Why?

Because if you don't like Marvel, you clearly want to use the N-word.

It was bad enough even Bobby boy tried to walk it back... but not before screencaps were taken.

I laugh, but this truly is frightening and pathetic. He we have a grown ass fucking man who's so invested in his live action cartoons that' he equates criticizing or not liking them with racial bigotry.

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Is it willful ignorance, plain stupidity, or silent agreement that causes so many of Bob's orbiters to be ignorant of his pining for Eugenics and his desire to disenfranchise and destroy the entire Midwest? I'm personally going with all three.

Don't you just love people who love to talk shit and dish out punishment, but absolutely hate being on the receiving end of the abuse?
And don't you just love people who have to be right at all costs, despite ever-mounting evidence to the contrary?

Nobody does, actually. But tell that to the putrid and sentient mass of flesh and blubber. He is manicheism, Dunning-Kruger and unwarranted self-importance all into one amorphous blob.

If I were him, I'd issue a large apology, shut my goddamn social medias, close shop and do something else with my life. I'd definitely not bear being so wrong at everything.

Bob can't do that - Bob is an entire non-entity without his Twitter and failing YouTube channel. He has zero marketable skills or talents outside of giving horribly dumb takes.

lol so not even the retardation that was the n-word tweet could move The Impossible Fapper but making fun of Sonic? Well bucko that's a bridge too far!

I went to try and find if Impossible came to bat for the n-word tweet but I found these which I think is far more informative and interesting.

Impossible with the real deets

https://twitter.com/teamimpossible4/status/1398125325456916482

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"Gossip sites are where the alt-right really got started."
Hear that Kiwis? We're the fucking origin of alt-right!

I found what lead up to all this Kurosawa and N-word nonsense.

https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1397908567877898241

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Spoiler: Tweeted pics with links

https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1397643513580326912

Ashley Lynch™ ✂️🎬 on Twitter: "I'm watching SEVEN SAMURAI and realiz…

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To be fair Seven Samurai is so long there is a built in intermission in the middle of the movie. To be even more fair I have never heard anyone, ever, argue that their movie gets to be long because Seven Samurai is super long. It's a nice strawman he's constructed.

https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1203599418823364615

Ashley Lynch™ ✂️🎬 on Twitter: "Avengers Endgame There's not much tha…

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So Ashley, real name Sean, made a stupid comment about Seven Samurai being too long and that being a veiled jab at equating Kurosawa with Snyder, someone found where she praised a bunch of consoomer crap, ate shit for it, and responded with the tweet that drove Bob to say anyone who makes these kinds of arguments really just wants to say the N-word.
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THIS is the hill you have chosen to die on Bob.

EDIT:

Hilarious because that's what got this whole mess started in the first place.

Wow, he's going to mattresses and making (even more of) a fool of himself for the sake of a film take that's even dumber than anything he's put out. Such is Bob's thirst for Tranny cock, I guess.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The discourse on family continues.

Don't ever talk to me or my sister-in-law's son again!

It's absolutely astounding how quickly he goes from...defending(?) his family to saying family means shit when you got idpol. I'm not stroking out, that's what he just did right?

"Gossip sites are where the alt-right really got started."
Hear that Kiwis? We're the fucking origin of alt-right!

WOOT! Airhorns all around bois. We did it. Good job. I'm proud of ya!

 

[King Dead]

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"People will still be crushed underfoot by a ruling class." I see R33Vvy doesn't know Bobby at all. This is a feature, not a bug!

Fox Green, on the contrary, knows it well. Unfortunately having his mind spoken aloud by someone else tend to turn Bobby into gobbledygook.
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Then came the grandiose-sounding version of "tactics-targets":
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The postmortem:
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Dan Floss is getting it: there really is no distinction between "good" and "bad" things, only "good" and "bad" people.

Bob isn't the only one with this problem, but it never ceases to amaze me that there are people out there who think of "progress" as a constant one-way force that will always and inevitably lead toward their glorious utopian vision. Anyone who unironically declares themselves to be on the "right side of history" is a fucking moron.

Again, doing my best to parse this because I have nothing better to do, but the analogy Bob's making in that last tweet seems along those lines. Much like rivers constantly erode what their water flows over, so does the unrelenting force of Progress™ wear away at those pesky cultural norms of society, until something something utopia I guess. Never mind that there might be perfectly good reasons to have those norms, or that there might be people that simply disagree with their wearing down, they're on the wrong side of history! Trample them underfoot! Drag them kicking and screaming into the Superior Future™!

It's also funny how he claims that institutions aren't evil, just what people do with them. Setting aside that that's pretty dumb, it's amusing that he doesn't extend this same line of thought to the concept of intelligence, which he's instead hailed as the greatest virtue. If that were the case, then there wouldn't be countless examples of intelligent people doing horrendous things, or dumb people doing good for the world.

Without delving too deeply into philosophies, the perfectibility of man seems a pernicious left-wing viewpoint, that if simply forced to behave in an "acceptable" manner by the constructs of society, mankind will eventually reach utopia. Bob takes it into an entirely different direction and simply calls for the destruction of his opponents by any means necessary. In his mind, if there are no more backwards conservative Christian mayo ghouls around, then society will simply have to be perfect by default. It's like he thinks he found a shortcut to utopia, and everyone else is too stupid to understand or too hesitant to join him.

I wish it were possible to send Bobby to an alternate universe where such a thing actually happened. Either it would lead to societal collapse, or nothing would meaningfully change, and he'd still be a basement-dwelling fat fuck. Regardless, it would get him out of our universe, which by his logic would automatically make it a little better. Hey, I'm just doing what you wanted, Blobbo!

 

[Tronathon242]

"Under-radar lesbian" in a cartoon meant for toddlers.
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An "under-the-radar" lesbian? Really,Bob? She was just the 90's stereotype feminist, you dolt. But suppose it's easier to forget she had a husband and twins with said husband. I'm sure you also don't remember that she had a brother with a blue male symbol shirt. That might indicate some kind of joke that glided right across your smooth brain like butter in your frying pan.

Don't ever talk to me or my sister-in-law's son again!

It's absolutely astounding how quickly he goes from...defending(?) his family to saying family means shit when you got idpol. I'm not stroking out, that's what he just did right?

He wants to have it both ways because, as always, he's a massive hypocrite. He's made a lot of talk about ripping kids away from Christian homes, but don't you dare talk about his family because they're the good ones. He doesn't understand why people don't just primarily rally around their skin color or cultural identity but you can scroll back a few pages and find him wailing about white nationalists. He usually talks out both sides of his ass, but never that close together.

I'll just speak for myself here (a slight power level if you will), but I don't identify or find commonality with every single fellow toilet seat complexioned individual that I come across. Nor do I find commonality with every American I see or meet. My family, through blood and marriage, is what I always can rely on and one half of that equation doesn't look like me or is even from the same country. IdPol doesn't do shit for me, nor would it for Bobby. That fat Boston bastard actually wants to eliminate vast swaths of both whites and Americans, so I don't know why he's rattling on about it given that he ultimately has no other choice but to rely on his far too kind family to even exist.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I wanted to make the Bob image with him wearing a big belt buckle and t-shirt under a tuxedo coat, but then I found the image of Bob wearing the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Thirties" t-shirt and I just had to use it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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I wanted to make the Bob image with him wearing a big belt buckle and t-shirt under a tuxedo coat, but then I found the image of Bob wearing the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Thirties" t-shirt and I just had to use it.

Bra-fucking-o

 

[Flexo]

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I wanted to make the Bob image with him wearing a big belt buckle and t-shirt under a tuxedo coat, but then I found the image of Bob wearing the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Thirties" t-shirt and I just had to use it.

At last Bob is art.

 

[hot hot leg]

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On his regular trip to the children's snack aisle, Bob noticed some pastel pink and blue unicorn-themed pudding. He assumes this is marketed at gender-confused children rather than simply at girls.

 

[BubbleButt]

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On his regular trip to the children's snack aisle, Bob noticed some pastel pink and blue unicorn-themed pudding. He assumes this is marketed at gender-confused children rather than simply at girls.

Twitter has 100% blinded him and his ilk to reality. Boys can't just want to play with dolls, they HAVE to be trans. Girls can't go into computer sciences or engineering, they must secretly want to be a man. Erases all the shit about gender non-conformity that people were working on before 2014 and it's fucking retarded as shit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob tries to pull a sneaky sneak, gets called out on it and then, well you'll just have to see on this exciting episode of The Ass of Bob!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1398469333836304387

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Yeah, somehow I didn't see the…

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Spoiler: tweeted pics

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An Elementary School Teacher’s Secret Life As A White Nationalist Wri…

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So we're clear, Bob clipped out a section of the article saying this guy was from Appalachia to prove how racist all those obsolete mayo ghouls are. Blue hair shows in the article that said racist in fact went to Boston University and works in Massachusetts. Bob says "uhh it was already in the headline idiot".

I'm a big ol' dummy that likes to hang out on dahxing forums/harassment blogs so maybe I can't read in the headline where it says anything about him being part of superior Bahstain?

 

[TowinKarz]

An "under-the-radar" lesbian? Really,Bob? She was just the 90's stereotype feminist, you dolt. But suppose it's easier to forget she had a husband and twins with said husband. I'm sure you also don't remember that she had a brother with a blue male symbol shirt. That might indicate some kind of joke that glided right across your smooth brain like butter in your frying pan.

"B-b-b-but she never expressed open romantic feelings towards her husband, clearly, she was only in the marriage for appearances sake and was a closeted lesbo the creators subtly included as a jab at restrictive heteronormative mores that everyone was forced to conform to! "

Yeah, no.

Bob, it was the 90's, people didn't care about the romantic lives of fictional characters on TV when it wasn't central to the premise/drama (soaps, romcoms, etc)

Doubly so for animated programs

Triply so for animated children's programs

Quadruplely so for animated kids programs where the adults only served as a means to explain the origin of the main protagonist kids, who act independently of them for 99% of the plot.



You are beyond hope when your FIRST thought upon seeing ANYONE with two "X" chromosomes on the ol' Telescreen is "who do they REALLY want to bang and how is our society failing to evolve by preventing that?!"

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Twitter has 100% blinded him and his ilk to reality. Boys can't just want to play with dolls, they HAVE to be trans. Girls can't go into computer sciences or engineering, they must secretly want to be a man. Erases all the shit about gender non-conformity that people were working on before 2014 and it's fucking retarded as shit.

One would have to think that Bob would know better as he has a sister. Mine played with Barbies I'm not ashamed to admit that I did as well on occasion because--surprise, surprise--siblings play with each other sometimes. It didn't make me want take safety scissors to my junk when I was eight. Parents probably didn't think of it much as at least their offspring weren't at each other's throats. As for the pink-and-blue unicorn pudding, it's brightly colored so it will likely attract any kid on that alone.

God, I have to wonder if Bob every played with his sister at all. Could anyone imagine what a game of dress up would be like with this motherfucker?

 

[Kabuki Actor]

At this point, "Being Moviebob" is simultaneously Robert Chipman's crime and his punishment.

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This is a surreal thing to blame the Jews on.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You are beyond hope when your FIRST thought upon seeing ANYONE with two "X" chromosomes on the ol' Telescreen is "who do they REALLY want to bang and how is our society failing to evolve by preventing that?!"

This is the same guy who just today stated that some chink model was *ahem* "Number One on Forbes' List of 'Women men fear will steal their wives from them' ". He will not allow himself to believe any woman is not a secret lesbian who's ready to trib at a moment's notice.

 

[make_it_so]

God, I have to wonder if Bob every played with his sister at all.

That would've taken away precious time for Bing-Bing Wahoo!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Wouldn't that include minorities, Bob?

So you're saying 98% of all black people suck, Bob?

He just knows he's not allowed to talk about all the "useless" blacks and latinos.

I also love Bob talking about how family is antiquated and not necessary, when he seems to have no substantial relationships with anybody outside of his family. Does he not see it?

 

[Red Hood]

He usually talks out both sides of his ass, but never that close together.

Well his one side of his ass to the other is a distance of about eight feet.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Well his one side of his ass to the other is a distance of about eight feet.

We call this "Two axe-handles wide" up here in the People's Republic of Canuckistan.

Man that whole business of him going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE when someone pointed out that Blob would probably sell out his own famileeee for woke points if they were bigoted has that whole "Smirking wojack mask over crying face meme" feel to it. But strictly speaking, dude wasn't talking "about" Bob's family. He was talking about what Bob would do to them were they to be hypothetically on the wrong side of history(tm), and NOTHING ELSE. That's not talking "about" Bob's family, that's talking about Bob. Bob likes to harp about others' reading comprehension when his is minimal at best.

"DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY AGAIN!" (when they actually didn't) is a super weird flex from "Family doesn't ACTUALLY matter, only IdPol matters."

Guess shit hit a lil too close to home because he KNOWS he'd ship any Mayo Ghouls that just happen to share DNA with him off to the Superior Woke Gestapo.