Containment Random Chris Updates

Like the Sonic mod, I think he's now obsessing about the book and Warhol.
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
I refer M'Lud to the video Dick Licker, That Is I. A hideously-drawn, ludicrously-oversized, and visibly spiked/barbed penis, allegedly Magi-Chan's, is licked by Chris in this assault on the senses.

Oh, and...



Classic Chris, describing himself as humble mere words before blowing yet more smoke up his own lardy, saggy arse.
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And it seems my fears had a solid foundation, so thanks for that.
 
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Chris "Andy Warhol was inspiring to his generation and a few after his time, but I'm better because I''m mortal and will inspire generations forever and ever and ever."


He just love to claim that his rotting, prematurely aged, ugly as sin fat body is not only in tip top shape but is also immune to disease, cannot be harmed "This body is part electricity!" and will live forever. Yes truly Chris is the most humble artist of our generation.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
You're more extrovert and 'spiritually-healed' than Andy, Chris? Yeah right. And comparing your 'art' to his work is like comparing shit to gold.

I sincerely hope that the vengeful spirit of old Drella returns from the beyond and rams your precious little cup of Rainbow Chakra Tea up your unworthy arse.
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Worhol had several boyfriends, lovers, fag hags, and actual acolytes. Worhol's boyfriends were most often attractive himbos who were awe struck by his presence. He was an esteemed guest at every party and club he attended. Worhol traveled the world and mingled with extremely important actors, politicians, and dignitaries. Chris literally danced alone at Bronycon and only has Barb's queefs and Twitter to keep him company. His reputation is terrible, and due to his hideous public demeanor, normal people would rather sit down and have tea with his rabid, flea infested beagles.
Tikbalang said:
I was wrong. Chris is actually reading the book. I don't know if autistics love seeing patterns.
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Chris, the most you know about numerology id how cookie monster announces the number of the day on Sesame Street, queer.
 
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Tikbalang said:
I was wrong. Chris is actually reading the book. I don't know if autistics love seeing patterns.
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It's a book about himself so of course Chris is going to read it.

I hope the author is happy that he wrote a 600+ page book and likely the only person to read it is the autistic man he's based the book on.

Kind of hope there's some twist where near the end the author explains how Chris is a repressed homosexual man and he chimps out but I doubt it.
 
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B1 Commander said:
Is it just me? Or are the new documentary's of Chris chan getting sadder? He felt so accepted by the people at bronycon not knowing some felt disturbed by him. (:_(
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I guess in his perspective, minding their own business and be cool to others make Chris felt acceptable.
Pickle Inspector said:
Kind of hope there's some twist where near the end the author explains how Chris is a repressed homosexual man and he chimps out but I doubt it.
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I hope that Chris read a whole chapters on livestream like that fanfic he read, then a few pizza intervention.
 
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Tikbalang said:
I guess in his perspective, minding their own business and be cool to others make Chris felt acceptable.

I hope that Chris read a whole chapters on livestream like that fanfic he read, then a few pizza intervention.
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He can't simply stream anything anything anymore he's practically asking for pizza pranks just by sheer virtue of being Chris.
 
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B1 Commander said:
Is it just me? Or are the new documentary's of Chris chan getting sadder? He felt so accepted by the people at bronycon not knowing some felt disturbed by him. (:_(
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I mentioned earlier that the Brony community never truly accepted Chris, we did allow him to hang around us and converse with us, but that was mostly us being courteous and some trying to keep the "acceptance" angle many in the fandom tried to convey. In reality you have to think of Chris being around bronies as a big brother being forced to take his little brother places. (I know that sounds insane considering we are talking about bronies but stay with me here). Its honestly quite sad but, Chris was (when I met him once) just pretty repulsive guy, he smelled weird, looked worse, and really, just a boring person.
 
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TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
I mentioned earlier that the Brony community never truly accepted Chris, we did allow him to hang around us and converse with us, but that was mostly us being courteous and some trying to keep the "acceptance" angle many in the fandom tried to convey. In reality you have to think of Chris being around bronies as a big brother being forced to take his little brother places. (I know that sounds insane considering we are talking about bronies but stay with me here). Its honestly quite sad but, Chris was (when I met him once) just pretty repulsive guy, he smelled weird, looked worse, and really, just a boring person.
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Also suffice to say, that Chris would probably make most typical bronies seem normal, standing next to him.
 
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The Dude said:
Don't waste your pity on Chris. There are people in this world far more deserving of your sympathy than Christian Weston Chandler. Never forget that the state of Chris' life is mostly his own fault. Even with the trolling, Chris had several opportunities to improve himself and many offers to help him turn his life around. Instead, Chris has wilfully sabotaged his life any chance he could so that he could perpetually remain a child. He doesn't deserve a single iota of your sympathy.
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Yeah what Sadam did was peanuts compares to Chris chan
 
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Tikbalang said:
He is supposed to be psychic. He should see it coming.
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He'll just say he saw the pizza deliveries coming, open one one of the boxes, "hmm... yes, now I opened the top box and to my non surprise it was Hawaiian slash pepperoni... just as I envisioned. It was all carved into the past, present and future and therefore I couldn't have prevented. It had to play out and I'm certain I gave the young pizza crafter quite the show channeling my aura in full desplay."
 
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185405 said:
Lmao are you a brony trying to cope?

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Eh some of the girls are kinda cute, (assuming they were born girls) plus these people dressed like this for the con as an act, akin to wearing a Halloween costume that comes off and gets put away when it's all over. Chris though? He dresses like that unironically in public every day.
 
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