Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Revo]

imagine getting mad at the person who captions porn. That's real pathetic wedge. Sick face you got there.
I want to walk behind you whispering "man face, barrel chest, eunuch clown freak fetishist loser destined for an early grave, known for licking wounds and being a retard" like a thousand son incantation, over and over and force you to pretend you can't hear because you're faking behind deaf. I really hate you wedge.

Are you gonna try to challenge wedge to fight with you IRL next time, bud ?

 

[DatBepisTho]

Who needs captions on porn anyway, isn't the point of it the visuals? You're certainly not watching for the soundtrack whether you're deaf or not, I mean...
It's not bad to need the captions or the audio, but I'm willing to bet that 95% of the time moaning or dialogue is usually not what gets porn watchers off. Infact,most people make fun of the dialogue in porn it's so basic, right?

Methinks Wedge is in the whinging minority again and just chose this lady to gripe at because how dare she be a woman, much less a woman married to a cop.

 

[Yamamura]

Oh, it kind of gets worse, because they also don't seem to give a flying fuck about how good the actual representation is--a lot of them would be cooming in their panties if we made something that's barely bothering to pretend to hide how fucking much the little AGP 'gurl' is a toxic amhole to everybody. They'd just adore 'her' to pieces.

But honestly, if you need muh representation, we need to ask if you're safe to allow near anybody who cannot, if necessary, kill you, because that's...actually really, really sociopathic. You should be able to identify with people who aren't like you, and understand & sympathize with them. I'm not even asking people to be able to handle xenofiction--an entire fucking genre where you're being asked to identify with non-human beings--just. Be able to handle the whole idea that other people get to exist.

Kevin's speech about representation really hammered home the fact that him and his ilk do not truly identify as women as they claim. Because when they see a woman in media they do not relate nor identify with her. They can only identify with other trans women. They see real women as a separate entity that they are attempting to socially displace. I believe they think of themselves as a sort of "woman plus".

Remember that Jasmine fellow a few pages back tried to make a point that "Why have a real girlfriend, when you can have a troon that plays with bionicles and only does anal". First of all, ew gross. Second it goes to show they only view what a woman's worth from their male perspective of what they view an ideal woman to be. They don't consider women to be their peers they consider women to be their rivals.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Mother of God, this man deliberately looked into this person's history in order to ridicule them. Imagine being so without any sense of propriety that you go from criticizing their censorship of captions (God forbid you don't want to go into explicit detail), to using their marriage to a policeman as a means of insinuating they dox people in their spare time. What a self-righteous serpent this fellow is.

My friend, I have some bad news about the website you're currently using.

 

[Gone Ham]

Cope tweeting about sex



he actually cleans the nose wound. But not his amhole



Tweeting about overwatch being 5. I’m amazed someone still plays it tbh



i don’t even know anymore.

 

[DatBepisTho]

"Is it a girl thing?"

No, Kevin. It's not. It's called being dumb, fetishistic, and easily flattered into giving people what they want for a few words of empty praise. Most chicks skip off after being told they're hot and have a decent day regardless of the compliment.
They don't melt into a pile of goo or instantly agree to knobslobbin just because some chode could choke out two words. Tbh they probably hear "You're hot" all the time from desperate randos online and off.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

he actually cleans the nose wound. But not his amhole

Hydrogen peroxide Jesus fucking Christ, what a sped. Either his piercer was crap, or he's ignoring her instructions. Never met a piercer who advised peroxide - it's too strong, irritates the wound thus prolonging healing, and frankly you don't need that level of bactericide for a piercing unless something's gone wrong. The general advice for most piercings from most piercers is a warm, non-iodised salt soak, twice a day. Just boil up a cup and dip your nose in for a few minutes when it's cooled.

Certainly you shouldn't be sticking shit up your nose and poking it the piercing, not until it's healed up a bit more. That's probably why it still stings/hurts after a week. Really, there shouldn't be any appreciable pain with a needle piercing past the first 48hrs unless you're fucking with the thing or knock it or something. Septums especially, they've got a reputation for being painful to get but super easy and comfy during the healing process because they're nice and tucked away.

i don’t even know anymore.

Would like to confirm that this is not a thing that's possible. Or shouldn't be a thing that's possible/ Unless you've got a mangled penis instead of an actual vulva, I guess.

 

[Constellationzero]

I like how Wedge goes from a reasonable critique (captioners shouldn't let moral judgement get in the way of captioning accurately) to You're Literally Worse Than Hitler in the course of just three tweets. And on completely irrelevant grounds.

In the beginning I thought he was just a dozy gay hooker, but he's getting more and more unhinged.

People like Welfare Wedge, Kevryn, Pee Pee Penny, and Bonnie were exactly why we had places like Farview Hospital for the Criminally Insane tucked far away in beautiful Waymart (sorry, Amish) Pennsylvania so we don't have to hear them, see them, and most importantly...smell them.
But bleeding hearts had to go blubbering. And while Wendell Rawls Jr.'s and L. Stebel's books are two of my most treasured and most re-read, shit like this makes me angry that our country not only refuses to have the long talk about putting pukes like these in cold storage where they belong, but we also refuse to let anyone talk about reform.
No. It was close all the mental institutions. No more loony bins. But the problem with places like Farview was that the guards ran the places--not doctors (and there simply was absolutely no nursing staff, no pharmacists, no psych therapists, no social workers, etc.) the only medical staff that existed often were GP's either retired or had their license yoinked. The jobs in Waymart were non existent by the late 1960's. This was coal mining country, so the only jobs left were these hospital guard jobs--patronage from the Governor and a State Rep. They paid well and were union jobs, but again--there was no medical staff--no checks and balances!

So Regan's administration comes along and people like the Unicorn Loony Bin is allowed "rights" and allowed to inflict themselves on us.

Don't get me wrong: I'm not in Colorado. I laugh my ass off seeing these freaks. Because it's on a computer and I often walk away and do other things. But what if you were one of the local townspeople? What if you were a neighbor? You can't always walk away, and sadly, large corporations have given tacit blessings to this egregious abuse and oppression of normal, hard working people who are NOT interested in troons and intersectionality, and a daily open air performance of Salo: Or 120 Days of Sodom,

 

[Law]

Having sex with anyone who shows interest in you doesn't make you a girl, it makes you a person with low self-esteem and no boundaries who relies on others for validation.
When actual human females act like this, we view it as sad and dangerous. Kevin's appetite for self-destruction is only kept in check by his laziness - he won't go on an elaborate self-harm spree of hooking up with random stray crackheads cause that would require getting out of bed.
Oh well, at least there's Overwatch.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

i don’t even know anymore.
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I'm trying to picture the mechanics of this happening and I... what? My brain refuses to process this information. Is he saying he's been farting out his amhole!?!? Jesus, because if he has, that means there's a fistula between it and his large intestine.

 

[Gone Ham]

I'm trying to picture the mechanics of this happening and I... what? My brain refuses to process this information. Is he saying he's been farting out his amhole!?!? Jesus, because if he has, that means there's a fistula between it and his large intestine.

If so, Kev just had his first Queef. Dear god

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Who needs captions on porn anyway, isn't the point of it the visuals? You're certainly not watching for the soundtrack whether you're deaf or not, I mean...
It's not bad to need the captions or the audio, but I'm willing to bet that 95% of the time moaning or dialogue is usually not what gets porn watchers off. Infact,most people make fun of the dialogue in porn it's so basic, right?

Methinks Wedge is in the whinging minority again and just chose this lady to gripe at because how dare she be a woman, much less a woman married to a cop.

Pretty sure most people watch porn with the sound off, anyway.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Pretty sure most people watch porn with the sound off, anyway.

That seems to be the general trend, so Wedge is indeed going after a random woman because he's probably bored and/or assblasted about existence despite it being clown world rn.

 

[Puck]

Tweeting about overwatch being 5. I’m amazed someone still plays it tbh

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This proves that overwatch turns people into gross trannies

 

[Law]

If so, Kev just had his first Queef. Dear god

He also described it as "the worst feeling".
Now, I've never heard a girl describe a fart as painful. I'm guessing that would only happen if something was really horribly wrong.
Am Hole scarring over and feeling awful confirmed. And yet he still tries to convince other tubby neckbeards that Am Hole installation will solve all their problems.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Having sex with anyone who shows interest in you doesn't make you a girl, it makes you a person with low self-esteem and no boundaries who relies on others for validation.
When actual human females act like this, we view it as sad and dangerous. Kevin's appetite for self-destruction is only kept in check by his laziness - he won't go on an elaborate self-harm spree of hooking up with random stray crackheads cause that would require getting out of bed.
Oh well, at least there's Overwatch.

Even when Kevryn does it, it's still sad. The only thing that's stopping it from being dangerous as well is that Kev is so ugly that he can't get laid anyway, no matter how much effort he puts into it (and no, paying Wedge to whore himself out doesn't count).

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

I read this today and I think it perfectly encapsulates Kevin, even though it isn't about trannies

"The other kind of half is the man whom people call practical, the man who despises principles, abstractions, art, philosophy and his own mind. He regards the acquisition of material objects as the only goal of existence-and he laughs at the need to consider their purpose or their source. He expects them to give him pleasure-and he wonders why the more he gets, the less he feels. He is the man who spends time chasing women. Observe the triple fraud which he perpetrates upon himself. He will not acknowledge his need of self-esteem, since he scoffs at such a concept of moral values; yet he feels the profound self-contempt which comes from believing that he is a piece of meat. He will not acknowledge, but he knows that sex is the physical expression of a tribute to personal values. So he tries, by going through the motions of the effect, to acquire that which should have been the cause. He tries to gain a sense of his own value from the women who surrender to him-and he forgets that the women he picks have neither character nor judgement nor standard of value. He tells himself that all he is after is physical pleasure..."
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

 

[Law]

"So he tries, by Tweeting about the motions of the effect, to acquire that which should have been the cause. He tries to gain a sense of his own value from the autistic clown hooker who takes his money -and he forgets that the clown hooker he picks has neither character nor judgement nor standard of value. He tells himself that all he is after is physical pleasure..."
- Kevin Shrugged, by Am Hole Rand

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

"So he tries, by Tweeting about the motions of the effect, to acquire that which should have been the cause. He tries to gain a sense of his own value from the autistic clown hooker who takes his money -and he forgets that the clown hooker he picks has neither character nor judgement nor standard of value. He tells himself that all he is after is physical pleasure..."
- Kevin Shrugged, by Am Hole Rand

—-Am Hole Shrank by Kevin Rammed

 

[John Furrman]