Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

Xander Cruz from Frisky Dingo was pretty cool
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These comments are so heartwarming. Thank you all.

Hammer Films, has once again predicted the future:
(full movie)

Just so we're clear, you all know that none of you will receive mercy, right?
 
God, if there was ever a baby that needed to be aborted in order to save them from a fate worse than premature death...
I think that, in true dysfunctional family fashion, the Young Master will be raised by his grandparents who will be busy trying to fix their kid's awful life choices. Often this happens in families touched by opiate addiction but I guess being touched by the Gunt is just as bad.
 
I can already see it now

Son of prominent racist news reporter arrested for "irl" streaming himself playing racist music in school. When confronted by school female principle, called them an A-log and repeatedly hit them with a broom leading to an expulsion and blacklisting from all schools in the area.
 
I think that, in true dysfunctional family fashion, the Young Master will be raised by his grandparents who will be busy trying to fix their kid's awful life choices. Often this happens in families touched by opiate addiction but I guess being touched by the Gunt is just as bad.
The Gunt is still his father. I rest my case.
If I knew I was the direct descendant of Ralph, I don't think I'd be able to live with myself.
 
I can already see it now

Son of prominent racist news reporter arrested for "irl" streaming himself playing racist music in school. When confronted by school female principle, called them an A-log and repeatedly hit them with a broom leading to an expulsion and blacklisting from all schools in the area.

The suspect reportedly threatened the principal, stating the he would, "call you an Uber," while repeatedly claiming that it wasn't even hot outside.
 
Ralph's retardation isn't really relevant; it's pretty obvious he'll only be in the picture as a man in arrears with his child support payments. Fai Fai? She's already shown a strong retarded streak, but maaaaaaaaaybe she's young enough to grow out of it?
Well my hope is again Ralph makes the attempt to be at least some sort of positive influence on the child i mean i know he won't but i just want the kid to be aight.

Lord Xander will do well for himself and grow up to lead and take charge of one the two greatest armies ever amassed during the End Times.

Who will lead the opposing force thats what matters.
 
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Well my hope is again Ralph makes the attempt to be at least some sort of positive influence on the child i mean i know he won't but i just want the kid to be aight.



Who will lead the opposing force thats what matters.
Retarded Vickers Sr will be the positive yet retarded influence Ralph isn't gonna be

Obviously the opposing force is the foretold PPP/Teaclips demon baby. He's just being tsundere with her
 
Retarded Vickers Sr will be the positive yet retarded influence Ralph isn't gonna be

Obviously the opposing force is the foretold PPP/Teaclips demon baby. He's just being tsundere with her
I mean if that child recieves great sword combat training from uncle surfer Xander Josh Vickers stands no chance at all.
 
Can't say i agree with this thread existence right now, i mean shouldn't we wait for the kid to earn a thread on his own?
You know how, in medieval times, kings and queens would put their infant children in charge of some kind of land holding or county or something? Think of Xander as the child of Kiwi Farms royalty, but the only legacy he's going to inherit is the fucked up decisions of his father.
 
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