James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
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Jeff Boomhauer said:
I'm hoping that just means James was paying Mike, and not literally supporting him. Imagine having to take care of your manchild best friend who's the same age as you are, while also having your own family to take care of.

Come to think of it, Mike fits along quite well with Millennials of today - does nothing but play video games and eat fast food with his only skill being in art.
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Mike did do the thumbnails for a while. Also, didn't he help James out with technical issues?
 
Protip for Mr. Justin "Fat" Silverman: we don't want to watch James' balding cuck forehead doing some lame-ass Channel Autism skit-tier """""humour""""". If you really have to pad out an episode instead of making it 5 minutes shorter, please show some obscure weird game footage with James' tired background commentary instead.
 
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Pickle Dick said:
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r/TheCinemassacreTruth - Your fans doesn't give a shit about your movies james, they only give a shit about avgn.

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I mean, you're not totally wrong, but lol calm down in there. This is what I mean when I say The Cinemassacre Truth is becoming full of nothing but A-Logs by the day.
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"Haha, this dude is talking about how his brand got started and other things only he's interested in! What a fucking loser! Anyway, let me go back to my fifty subreddits full of consoomerism and bullshit only I care about."
 
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About Mike and whatever drug he takes (i wont even dignify it with an 'alleged'. Even when streaming is your job, playing where's Waldo for NES for 7+ hours is not humanly possible without drugs IMO.

But is it cocaine though? I don't know that drug in particular but i've heard about bloating face and stuff, while Mike seems to be more skeletor in that area. Couldn't it just be meth/amphetamines? My guess he mortels his Ritalin or something.

Also i can't seem to find the clip where he clearly snorts something off camera, then just looks into the camera like "Yeah! I just did that!". Anybody got it?
 
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deeman said:
About Mike and whatever drug he takes (i wont even dignify it with an 'alleged'. Even when streaming is your job, playing where's Waldo for NES for 7+ hours is not humanly possible without drugs IMO.

But is it cocaine though? I don't know that drug in particular but i've heard about bloating face and stuff, while Mike seems to be more skeletor in that area. Couldn't it just be meth/amphetamines? My guess he mortels his Ritalin or something.

Also i can't seem to find the clip where he clearly snorts something off camera, then just looks into the camera like "Yeah! I just did that!". Anybody got it?
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You'd have to be on some kind of drugs to think the Elmo in Grouchland video was a good idea.

Something weird I've noticed, Mike gets the treatment that a lot of dorky/weird looking internet personalities get in that fans tend to draw him as cutesy or handsome, despite him being a literal Glitch Gremlin.
 
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Actually, i haven't sen any Mike fan art, but i think that's how it goes with all fan-art.

But i did find this on the "dreadfull" (sure, they're A-loggy, but i enjoy the thruthers) Reddit today, it gave me the feels actually.

Also, first time i saw they used a sliding function for pictures, but then i'm just a Boomer, no pun intended towards your nick there)

r/TheCinemassacreTruth - The Current State of Mike Matinee

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Pickle Dick said:
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r/TheCinemassacreTruth - Your fans doesn't give a shit about your movies james, they only give a shit about avgn.

101 votes and 57 comments so far on Reddit
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I mean, you're not totally wrong, but lol calm down in there. This is what I mean when I say The Cinemassacre Truth is becoming full of nothing but A-Logs by the day.
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The subreddit has gone autistic to the point they don't even know what are they even complaining about. They want James to retire the AVGN schtick and pursuing what he prefers, given that AVGN is going downhill, but at the same time this sort of shit happens.

I get it, the AVGN movie sucks ass. I get it, James is dumb about his stupid boasting about making over 500 movies in which his reviews are counted as films. I get it, I don't think most of us even care about watching his personal movies. But this is just dumb trying to screech about him getting started into filmmaking 25 years ago. Yes, this is literally what they are sperging about.

And they even wonder why James doesn't want to interact with them. If I were James and I saw a bunch of shitflinging retards screaming about any detail you make, I definitely wouldn't even want to interact with them or even a Q&A with them because it would definitely fall apart.
 
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Corpse Killer review is up. Leaving the link, will comment later.
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Solid episode but it gets by a lot on the game itself being funny and interesting, much like the 3DO episode itself.

So he can still put out solid content if it's the right subject matter, I'd say bad NES games are pretty played out by this point and he needs to tackle other types of games like FMV, I'd love to see him dive more into bad PS1 games.

Jeff Boomhauer said:
Not bad, but not great. The ending felt really rushed.

It sounds stupid, but I miss hearing the full theme song. Thanks, ad bux for shitty things we've heard a million different times (and not the fun things we've heard million times).
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I had that same exact too, I miss hearing the full theme song, replacing that with an ad just fucking sucks.

One thing that sucks about that is Youtubers always hawk the same few services over and over again.
 
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I think that the episode squandered a lot of joke opportunities of just showing the ingame cutscenes. Spoony and Ross Scott had an hour episodes of just showing cutscenes and adding their own brand of commentary.
 
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Has it ever been revealed why James was in Special Ed as a kid? i've heard mumblings about it, i believe he was the one that brought it up but never why?
 
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Methhead Mike would be insufferable to the point of being shot on sight so I assume he's not doing drugs.
 
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Methhead Mike would be insufferable to the point of being shot on sight so I assume he's not doing drugs.
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You mean he aint insufferable? Nah, it seems so obvious to me he's probably having ADD and snorts his meds instead, have had friends who didn't stream but started doing that shit just to stay focused. He doesn't seem to be a extreme methhead but it takes some sort of stimulantia to be that age and play crappy games non-stop.
 
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huh, this was unexpected now i can consoom avgn whenever i want
 
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Pickle Dick said:
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Wasn't there a time, around when the AVGN movie was being filmed, where Screw Attack was advertising AVGN and Shit Pickle plush dolls that everyone rightfully called a cash grab that James himself apologized for in a video (where he said he felt like a beggar)? Maybe I'm thinking of two different moments, I don't know.
 
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Jeff Boomhauer said:
Wasn't there a time, around when the AVGN movie was being filmed, where Screw Attack was advertising AVGN and Shit Pickle plush dolls that everyone rightfully called a cash grab that James himself apologized for in a video (where he said he felt like a beggar)? Maybe I'm thinking of two different moments, I don't know.
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You're thinking of the Cheetah Men kickstarter.
 
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deeman said:
You mean he aint insufferable? Nah, it seems so obvious to me he's probably having ADD and snorts his meds instead, have had friends who didn't stream but started doing that shit just to stay focused. He doesn't seem to be a extreme methhead but it takes some sort of stimulantia to be that age and play crappy games non-stop.
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TBH I would be suprised if any shrink prescribed him ADD meds, with his anger issues and all... Dude allegedly acts like the AVGN character IRL, could you imagine him on anything stronger than coffee?

Then again it's the USA we're talking about.
 
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