Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

If you're attending a university where Bob is cited as anything but a cautionary tale on the poison nature of social media, you should demand a full tuition refund.

Bob's tweets are a good "what not to do" when it comes to marketing, his manifesto is a great "what not to do" when writing a book or autobiography, and his videos are an amazing "what not to do" with your film degree.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Nice to know that simply making fun of his stupid, shitty book is enough to call your status as a human being into question.

Perhaps a DNA test can tell us if the people who actually liked his book are human or not. My money is on his audience being the missing link between man and ape.

I'm no medical equipment maven but aren't most infusion pump tubes both short and clear? Without something more than a tikthot's word this is getting filed in the "$100% happened" pile. But assuming it did: Attempted murder? No intent to kill and no real possibility of the person dying because insulin, shocking I know, isn't oxygen and can be done without for long enough to replace the infusion set. Diabeeto's knowledge of endocrinology and law are about equal, it seems.

They're clear and the tubes are usually cut not to stick out (I guess because you'd risk pulling out on stuff? Seems like a long one would be a safety issue and a gigantic pain in the ass).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'ma be honest with you fam, I really only follow Bob because I truly do find him fascinating and it's easier to keep up with one cow over a whole herd but the flip side of that is all I see is Bob's vitriol. At times I wonder if I'm the crazy one because it seems like no one ever brings up the things he now says, typically it's the Eugenics, flooded basement, chicken, or Lindsay tweet. Seeing the tale end of this convo brings a feeling of relief because I'm not going crazy. Also seeing people far more eloquent go through and detailing how what Bob's saying is dumb is magnificent, though not as magnificent as their adherence to the teachings of the Church of Bob.

Examples:
True and honest fan True Metis

https://twitter.com/TrueMetis/status/1398310308985413639

New face inchide10(a), who has a deviant art(a) account with 872,650 different page views with no actual content and is a moron, and tranny Rocko's Modern Life character confederatiode2(a)

The screen capped tweet(a) looked like it came from us but I had a looksee and couldn't find it so I don't know where that one guy dug it up from. It's a weird feeling seeing other Bobologists out in the wild.

And finally, my new favorite, The Impossible Fapper!

There is one Bob knob slobber that I hadn't seen in awhile. I wondered if he had a road to Damascus moment and had moved on but I was saddened when I found the truth.

For those who don't remember Lass's greatest claim to fame was telling a black activist, whom Bob had just told, paraphrasing, "You stupid darkie. You don't even know what true racism is", to stop harassing him with Nazi memes because said black man tweeted back Bob's Mario dressup at him.

Pour a Code Red out for the ones we've lost

 

[ChampFantana]

I can't help but wonder who is stupider- the fat, retarded, basement-dwelling virgin who spends his time screeching about us Mayo-Ghouls, or the imbeciles who simp for him? Inchide from the above post definitely has a severe cognitive deficiency.

Did we ever reach a consensus on whether or not TeamImpossible is Lardy Retardy's Twitter alt? He certainly likes to call everyone who disagrees with his waifu a Nazi, to the point that he is incapable of using any other pejorative. Does that sound like anybody we know?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I can't help but wonder who is stupider- the fat, retarded, basement-dwelling virgin who spends his time screeching about us Mayo-Ghouls, or the imbeciles who simp for him? Inchide from the above post definitely has a severe cognitive deficiency.

Did we ever reach a consensus on whether or not TeamImpossible is Lardy Retardy's Twitter alt? He certainly likes to call everyone who disagrees with his waifu a Nazi, to the point that he is incapable of using any other pejorative. Does that sound like anybody we know?

I'd say it's the simps. Bob, I think, is at least somewhat aware of his position in life.

 

[UserAccess]

The following statements are true:

1. Bob thinks Christianity is bullshit.
2. Bob thinks Jesus was black.

The racism isn't so subtle. Bob thinks Jesus never read a book in his life and had eleven kids with seven different mothers. I see you Bob, you're not slick. Your thesaurus won't rescue you from being a racist New England hillbilly until the day you die.

 

[Adamska]

The following statements are true:

1. Bob thinks Christianity is bullshit.
2. Bob thinks Jesus was black.

The racism isn't so subtle. Bob thinks Jesus never read a book in his life and had eleven kids with seven different mothers. I see you Bob, you're not slick. Your thesaurus won't rescue you from being a racist New England hillbilly until the day you die.

Don't know where the fuck this came from, but I do know that he hated his Catholic high school and accidentally let slip the sole reason his C-list school existed was to have the Greek, Italian, and Irish hoodlums stay away from the even worse Black and Latino hoodlums.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Don't know where the fuck this came from, but I do know that he hated his Catholic high school and accidentally let slip the sole reason his C-list school existed was to have the Greek, Italian, and Irish hoodlums stay away from the even worse Black and Latino hoodlums.

It's most likely from his book

 

[Koby_Fish]

Don't know where the fuck this came from, but I do know that he hated his Catholic high school and accidentally let slip the sole reason his C-list school existed was to have the Greek, Italian, and Irish hoodlums stay away from the even worse Black and Latino hoodlums.

From what I understood of how he worded the passage in question, it was to keep people like *him*, among the Greek, Italian and Irish hoodlums, away from the "somehow worse" Black and Latino hoodlums (which is lowkey blaming his parents for keeping him away from the bleks and letinos growing up) so then something something racism. But then of course, Bob can't write for shit, but eh.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I don't believe the hoodlum thing for a second. People who've looked into the area Bob lives have already shown it's like 93% white. This is just Bob trying to downplay his privileged upbringing while also trying push the idea he's some Boston tough guy.

 

[Adamska]

It's most likely from his book

From what I understood of how he worded the passage in question, it was to keep people like *him*, among the Greek, Italian and Irish hoodlums, away from the "somehow worse" Black and Latino hoodlums (which is lowkey blaming his parents for keeping him away from the bleks and letinos growing up) so then something something racism. But then of course, Bob can't write for shit, but eh.

I was wondering where Bob thinking Jesus was black and all the other shit in the post I quoted came from.

I only did the hoodlum reference to highlight Bob is still a racist. He certainly tried to pretend he wasn't by trying to be baffled on how the hoodlums are different, but he still felt the desperate need to point out the ethnicities of the people who mocked him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I can't help but wonder who is stupider- the fat, retarded, basement-dwelling virgin who spends his time screeching about us Mayo-Ghouls, or the imbeciles who simp for him? Inchide from the above post definitely has a severe cognitive deficiency.

Did we ever reach a consensus on whether or not TeamImpossible is Lardy Retardy's Twitter alt? He certainly likes to call everyone who disagrees with his waifu a Nazi, to the point that he is incapable of using any other pejorative. Does that sound like anybody we know?

I think Bob is stupider for his superiority complex alone and his insane bullshit he keeps spewing out. His simps to me simply are very ignorant and have tunnel vision.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

I don't believe the hoodlum thing for a second. People who've looked into the area Bob lives have already shown it's like 93% white. This is just Bob trying to downplay his privileged upbringing while also trying push the idea he's some Boston tough guy.

Although mainly white, Lynn and several other cities and towns directly north of Boston like Revere and Chelsea are very trashy. "Lynn, Lynn, city of sin. You won't come out the way you went in," is a rhyme that is well-known in Massachusetts, not actually implying that there are mean streets there, but dirty streets and shitty people.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think Bob is stupider for his superiority complex alone and his insane bullshit he keeps spewing out. His simps to me simply are very ignorant and have tunnel vision.

I think most of them are also pretty young. It doesn't take much worldly experience to see how incredibly full of shit Bob is.

The worldlier allies (i.e., the bluechecks) stick to him out of convenience, or because they need someone to fawn over them.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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I’d just like to point out that Bob is doing a much lazier version of what Doug Walker did when he lost his voice and did a review of The Good Son…12 years ago.

 

[Positron]

Let's play a game! "Spot the Alcohol"!




Chris's crony did a "soft enby reveal" and failed to get the attention he craved:




"The legs on that thing..."

 

[Adamska]

Let's play a game! "Spot the Alcohol"!
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What type of drooling fucking imbecile buys pre-made patties? Buy in pound sets and shape for later; it's cheaper and going to be better for you. Also that wall of Sam Adams... fucking hell.

No wonder this stupid fucking asshole cries for money all the time; 1/2 of his fridge is booze and gatorade for the hangover from the booze. Also organic fucking marinara sauce. The actual fuck.

Chris's crony did a "soft enby reveal" and failed to get the attention he craved:
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The best part is Chris doesn't even understand that his reaction and ignoring his attention getter is what people think when he cries and begs.

"The legs on that thing..."
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Chris again proves that the family believes Bob is "special", in the same way that Lenny from of Mice and Men was special and George had to take care of him.

 

[Chilson]

Are people ever going to let the "Jesus was black" nonsense die? Jesus, it used to be a fucking joke and people take it seriously now. Jesus was at best of North African (which is very far from black) dissent (which is still very unlikely, most likely middle eastern/Mediterranean). He was not Middle, eastern or South African black (there are many shades of African black even going south from North Africa).

Of course Bob and his ilk don't know the myriad differences in skin color present in Africa. They are ignorant uncultured racists who just assume all Africans are black as night regardless of location.

 

[BubbleButt]

Who get their arms around that fat bastard to hug him?

MarzGurl could probably get her chimpanzee arms around his blubber with a bit of stretching.

 

[The Valeyard]

Despite Bob being a "film critic" he doesn't seek out movies on his own. It really just highlights how he is the low standard of film journalism.

Bob is only aware of Train to Busan now that Ma Dong-seok is in Marvel’s Eternals.