Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[Pissmaster]

If anything it's the opposite:
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It's such a shitty design too, it really looks like the trannies and the negros and the pseudonegros are encroaching on the rainbow

 

[Easterling]

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This feels like a fucking South Park bit.

you notice how the troon beavers have scars where thier tiddies are supposed to be?



Thats honestly pretty fucked for a show aimed at toddlers.

 

[NoReturn]

you notice how the troon beavers have scars where thier tiddies are supposed to be?

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Thats honestly pretty fucked for a show aimed at toddlers.

That's not where beaver nipples are.

Should be like this:

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Histrionic narcissists is the absolute perfect description for all these pride-supporting retards.

Been to many parades and events in my day and never once saw any significant amount of 'normal' gay families.

What I find hilarious is the same people supporting the narrative like that Blues Clues abomination will then turn around and tell you pride isn't meant to be for 'normal people' and if you don't want to see overwhelmingly sexual displays of hedonistic debauchery then you shouldn't bring your kids because pride isn't for you or your kids, bigot! Stonewall was a riot and pride is supposed to be a rebellious display of non-conformity that I've also read some people saying should be more violent like last years BLM bullshit. They'll post pictures of prides past with leather daddies riding in convertibles with their boys on the hood, ass-first, as proof of all this. Pride was never for normal people, it's all been for, as mentioned, histrionic narcissists that get off on upsetting people and being publicly weird (like a side show? )....but don't you dare treat them as such.

All of this stupid bullshit because of where people want to put their dicks and vaginas and what they want to put in their orifices of choice.

It is all so fucking tiresome.

 

[Moguro Fukuzou]

Can't wait for more Pride drama since there seems to be some meltdown every year from organizers about whatever woke thing is in vogue at the moment. Doing a great job of alienating the LGB community while promoting the whole "we're all in this together!" crap and praising their corporate backers to high heavens even if they have a questionable track record.

 

[NoReturn]

All of this stupid bullshit because of where people want to put their dicks and vaginas and what they want to put in their orifices of choice.

I was thinking about this last night and I realized something. At the core of us, the difference between people like us and people like them really does come down to what you perceive LGBTQIA+ to be.
For people like you and me and normal-ass gay people, it is just about the sex or sexes you do or do not want touching your bits; but for these maniacs it's a lifestyle and part of your personality trait (like a Hogwarts house). You see this a lot in the younger generations, but extends upwards as well where we end up with things like "Oh I'm a lesbian because my husband came out as a trans woman."

Spoiler: Corrupting the minds of the youth

 

[PoisonedBun]

Histrionic narcissists is the absolute perfect description for all these pride-supporting retards.

Been to many parades and events in my day and never once saw any significant amount of 'normal' gay families.

What I find hilarious is the same people supporting the narrative like that Blues Clues abomination will then turn around and tell you pride isn't meant to be for 'normal people' and if you don't want to see overwhelmingly sexual displays of hedonistic debauchery then you shouldn't bring your kids because pride isn't for you or your kids, bigot! Stonewall was a riot and pride is supposed to be a rebellious display of non-conformity that I've also read some people saying should be more violent like last years BLM bullshit. They'll post pictures of prides past with leather daddies riding in convertibles with their boys on the hood, ass-first, as proof of all this. Pride was never for normal people, it's all been for, as mentioned, histrionic narcissists that get off on upsetting people and being publicly weird (like a side show? )....but don't you dare treat them as such.

All of this stupid bullshit because of where people want to put their dicks and vaginas and what they want to put in their orifices of choice.

It is all so fucking tiresome.

Nah, now people are saying pride is both for kids and kink. At the same time.









Make a fine line on whether or not each event is for adults or for families and enforce it hard, Jesus Christ.

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

I was thinking about this last night and I realized something. At the core of us, the difference between people like us and people like them really does come down to what you perceive LGBTQIA+ to be.
For people like you and me and normal-ass gay people, it is just about the sex or sexes you do or do not want touching your bits; but for these maniacs it's a lifestyle and part of your personality trait (like a Hogwarts house). You see this a lot in the younger generations, but extends upwards as well where we end up with things like "Oh I'm a lesbian because my husband came out as a trans woman."

Spoiler: Corrupting the minds of the youth

I feel that's accurate. Maybe as I've gotten older I've grown out of the 'sex as identity' phase but it seems like it's just grown out of control.

Adults can enjoy adult oriented events; for example, you'll never see anyone say they should bring their kids to the annual Up Your Alley street party in SF since it is CLEARLY adult orientated. With Pride though it seems like it's become this hodge-podge of bullshit where they want their cake and to eat it too. And it's all being orchestrated by these hyper sexualized weirdos that want everything to be about sex and abnormality.

Like, how hard is it to clearly delineate what is and isn't for 'families'? Keep it in the bedroom and for specific gigs designed for adults and I feel like a large percentage of the conflict would dissipate.


Edit: WTF do they mean by "bring your kids and contextualize" adult sexual displays for them? The only context is that these people like wearing the shit you see them wearing when they fuck and they are now, in context, wearing that same shit in public to be edgy or for whatever fucking reason. There are a very finite amount of ways in which you can "contextualize" the shit you see at pride or any other public LGBT event. I hate these people so much. Just SAY that what you really want to get out of this is the further sliding of our society towards the sexualization of kids because that's all this fucking looks like and you can't blame 'normal people' for finding faggots like me reprehensible or akin to being a closet pedo when you push for shit like this to become the norm for anything LGBT related.

I'm gonna go do something outside now. Christ, these people....

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

you notice how the troon beavers have scars where thier tiddies are supposed to be?

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Thats honestly pretty fucked for a show aimed at toddlers.

"Have you ever played with a beaver, kids? Don't be afraid of the funny smells just dive ride in. If a pink snake comes up from behind you, don't be afraid, its saliva is magical."

 

[Atatata]

Look at the silver lining, it'll be pretty interesting to see what fucks up who and how in the long term.

"The Long Term Traumatic Effects of Introducing Pet Play to a Child." seems like it'll end up being somebody's research paper.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Shoes. Converse have been aggressvely pridey for a while, and for their 2021 offering they've added the black and brown to their rainbow. If you were feeling cynical you could point out that only one shoe features the woke rainbow, and thus it looks like precisely targeted marketing based on customer profile for Chuck 70s.

Mismatched shoes are clownfucker shoes, no sneakerhead will convince me otherwise.

Kurt Geiger is Europe's largest luxury shoe retailer. Their own brand selection currently looks like the morning after a pride parade.

 

[NoReturn]

WTF do they mean by "bring your kids and contextualize" adult sexual displays for them?

They mean "Be the kind of mom who takes your children to pride and drag shows." It's been happening for a long time, too, even as far back as the early 2000s to my recollection, but at least back then I remember it only being the "hippy moms".

 

[Law]

you notice how the troon beavers have scars where thier tiddies are supposed to
Thats honestly pretty fucked for a show aimed at toddlers.

So even though she's disavowed womenhood, gotten a masectomy, screamed about he/him pronouns, and got a backwards baseball cap, she's still just a walking beaver?

Edit: I stole this joke from the hilarious and perceptive women of Ovarit.

 

[themasterlurker]

tl;dr they spend more money than any other demographic per density

I wish I still had the graph, but the gays are actually the most willing group in the US to part with money at an average of spending upwards of 70% of their paychecks on anything, especially the faggot shit, this also includes medication, etc.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Saw this in the wild. Unfortunately they didn't have all the colors so I could make the whole BIPOC rainbow.

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EDIT: I tried looking for the whole set to see what stupid names they gave them (to see if anything could top "yaaas green"), but the only one missing is the purple one apparently. I did find the set that they're supposed to come in that excludes the brown color.

Spoiler: Assorted funny shit from their website

Lmao 69. Doesn't include the special gay colors ironically.

This is the first review when you scroll down lol.

That's the picture you went with?

 

[mindlessobserver]

I was thinking about this last night and I realized something. At the core of us, the difference between people like us and people like them really does come down to what you perceive LGBTQIA+ to be.
For people like you and me and normal-ass gay people, it is just about the sex or sexes you do or do not want touching your bits; but for these maniacs it's a lifestyle and part of your personality trait (like a Hogwarts house). You see this a lot in the younger generations, but extends upwards as well where we end up with things like "Oh I'm a lesbian because my husband came out as a trans woman."

Spoiler: Corrupting the minds of the youth

It's all part of the collectivist mindset. There is no room for individual differences. Just mass conformity of thought and practice. It's why all the gay rights organizations are also for increasing capital gains taxes, gun control and public Healthcare. None of these things are actually related to gay rights in any meaningful way, but they are part of the collective platform that must be adhered too.

 

[NoReturn]

GLSEN again! You know, if you didn't know this was just one organization, I can see your average customer thinking "Wow, all these different companies supporting Pride™! This must be a real cultural change!"
How many dicks did these fuckers suck to get these partnerships and what are they up to?

This organization has had very clear 10-year plans (1990-2000 was getting off the ground and name recognition, 2000-2010 was anti-bullying, 2010 was the year they launched the Safe Space campaign), but once 2020 hit they went dark, now they're back with a multi-million-dollar campaign?
I'm suspicious, and I think I'm right to be so given the limited info I've been able to find:

(Source)

 

[Quiet Guy]

The conspiracy theorist in me wants to think that it's a coded reference to Satan, aka Lucifer aka "The Light Bringer" because what is the spectrum of light? A rainbow.

I think you might be in the ballpark with this, but it may be a bit simpler. The rainbow is supposed to be a holy symbol of God's promise not to flood the Earth again, but they instead is associated as a symbol of something sinful. This could probably considered blasphemous. This actually has parallels to marriage and sex themselves: marriage is supposed to be a symbol for the love between God and the Church and sex is supposed to be sacred and monogamous, but homosexuals (and many people in general nowadays) tend to be promiscuous and hedonistic. They also celebrate homosexuality, referring to it as, "pride," often considered to be the chief sin.

With all that said, I'm not sure how much, if any, is intentional on their part.

 

[retard strength]

GLSEN needs an damn in-depth, transparent financial breakdown. They've been increasingly rolling it in every June every year. Gotta count just how many legs this kraken's got.

It's such a shitty design too, it really looks like the trannies and the negros and the pseudonegros are encroaching on the rainbow

Because they are lol.

Lgb drop the T getting real sick of the shit though. The fuck does being black have to do with being gay?

I know the answer is Progressive Stack: Black Reparations White Guilt, and since city/suburb gays tend to be super left this stupid brainwashing actually works on them.

But truly, why do we need these different stripe sexualities? Next for Asian Gay, Native Gay, Hispanic Gay, Huwhite Gay, Pacific Islander Gay, Mixed Race 2 or More Gay, etc. Are we going to start saying race preferences on Grindr is actually okay again but for the right reasons this time, guys!

 

[fine tooth comb]

If Nazi Pride became socially acceptable somehow they'd be selling swastika armbands and flags and Hitler dolls for the kiddies.

corporations serve no one, only money

Here is a list of all days dedicated to LGBT

the religion needs a calendar for all their saint's feasts