miiasaurous’s jokes are so cringe people in her comments stroke her dick saying: “omg I can’t keep up your jokes are so good”
Her jokes in her training like Deku video:
“Recently I’ve come across this Ariana-type-beat......a problem”
“Run the footage.....not like my legs can even do that”
“I want her to punch me in the face in a Tyler the Creator mosh pit”
That’s so cringy, why would she write that and keep it in? It’s like how Family Guy has pointless excessive references. The filler in her video lasted until 3:24. She slapped her friend around a lot while they barely worked out. 30 day transformation seemed like a stretch, she didn’t record each session but still only included 2 sessions where they both struggled a lot. All channels for my demographic use the same sound effects and shots and her editing is exceptionally annoying one video was enough for me. Her other thumbnails complaining about Jenna Marbles and Doctor Phil probably just reiterate the lamest points everyone is supposed to agree with.
Oh God, Kurtis Conner is just another left-wing retard, I remember going on his Instagram a few months ago and he pulled a sovereign citizen and posted "fuck the police" probably because they pulled him over after he was caught speeding and Kurtis used this as a coping mechanism.
Even as someone who used to watch commentary channels, Kurtis Conner always seemed like the guy people who hate John Mayer see John Mayer as.
Cody Ko and Noel Miller are the better post-Viner commentary channels anyway.
The only time I enjoyed his content was the Containment Breach LP. The scares are genuine and often funny. Particularly when he gets ambushed by the stone boi.
I don't know why, but they are constantly recommended to me. I decided to check out one of the videos after seeing it numerous times and it's just sooooo goddamn boring. Every one of them are charisma black holes and they really have nothing interesting or informative to say or add to whatever they're talking about.
I don't know why, but they are constantly recommended to me. I decided to check out one of the videos after seeing it numerous times and it's just sooooo goddamn boring. Every one of them are charisma black holes and they really have nothing interesting or informative to say or add to whatever they're talking about.
They're probably recommended a lot because Tony is part of the MCN Screenwave that helps run Cinemassacre. Either that or He's probably using every cheap SEO trick learned from Screenwave to get his videos recommended.
I watch some true crime channels and found the worst of the bunch, Casual Criminalist (run by the same guy who runs Today I Found Out, a Reddit clickbait channel). He openly professes to knowing nothing about the subject matter and literally just records himself reading someone else’s script, presumably for the first time, on camera. Why anyone would watch someone who doesn’t care enough about the subject matter to do some basic research beforehand or to even give the fucking pre-prepared script a once-over is beyond me.
I watch some true crime channels and found the worst of the bunch, Casual Criminalist (run by the same guy who runs Today I Found Out, a Reddit clickbait channel). He openly professes to knowing nothing about the subject matter and literally just records himself reading someone else’s script, presumably for the first time, on camera. Why anyone would watch someone who doesn’t care enough about the subject matter to do some basic research beforehand or to even give the fucking pre-prepared script a once-over is beyond me.
That's Simon Whistler: I mentioned him in my thread about pop science channels full of misinformation. He's the host of several other content video farm channels that somehow churn out endless content full of poor fact checking.
I cannot stand 'Crash Course' in History John Green. I never really watched more than 1 min of any of his videos, but when I still used YT through a browser I would see that faggots videos in my 'recommended' tab despite having history turned off. Now I understand alot of teachers use his videos to give their students distorted leftist takes on history.
I'm starting to hate how every other month he makes a crying, bitch tier video about something youtube does that makes him assmad, usually as a result of something getting demonitized. Like, nobody gives a fuck tard, continue with the scheduled content.
I'm starting to hate how every other month he makes a crying, bitch tier video about something youtube does that makes him assmad, usually as a result of something getting demonitized. Like, nobody gives a fuck tard, continue with the scheduled content.
"This is how I make my living, because I have no other skills! Even though I have more money than you'll ever see in your entire life, please pity me!"
That Creepy Reading who used to be a channel that discussed horror content and sometimes actual real life horror. However, lately he is coming across more and more like a drama channel where he acts like a pretentious moralfag who just preaches to his audience. It doesn't help he brings in other youtubers to help him narrate, some of whom have horrible narration or change the script to praise themselves in a very self-serving way.
It doesn't help they don't look deep into some of the people they critique for the drama videos and just go off of surface level information or twist facts to fit a narrative. It is really annoying too since even when he goes to discuss horror it is in the same format as his drama videos and his number one choice always has some lecture with some dumb life lesson.
It's kind of like virtue signaling. What he's doing is performative caring about the little guy. A lot of big youtubers do this and it's obnoxious because it doesn't actually do anything to help small channels. But they still get called stunning and brave for wringing their hands and crying over Youtube on camera.
I know this is a late reply, but I think there is more to him than his half-a-smooth-brain takes on movie critics and he's also my least favorite YouTuber. So here is an autistic tirade about NeoJesus:
I first discovered NeoJesus in 2018 on 4Chan's /co/ board when someone shilled his JaidenAnimations rant video back when shitting on storytime animators was all the rage. It's gone now along with the old channel it was on. Someone managed to save it on Wayback, but the player tends to work whenever it feels like it.
Much like his newer videos, it was full of dumb, pretentious takes. Unlike his new videos, I got a few unironic chuckles ("awkward teen tumblr force"), but also Neo is noticeably more hostile and aggressive almost on a personal level. Of course it wouldn't be a complete commentary/rant video from the Leafyishere era without a cute little disclaimer saying, "I DO NOT dislike Jaiden." Hard for me believe from actually watching the video, but what do I know? Especially when he preaches against extreme negativity nowadays.
This got the attention of a few other storytime animators. The only one I have archived was the response from TheAMaazing.
One thing I remember, but I can't back up, is that someone called Neo a hack targeting someone more successful and Neo clapped back by saying his films have won him two awards. Given the quality of the one and only publicly available short, I doubt he was dealing with strong competition. A side tangent: I find it funny how in this gem of a video, he says "GIF" should be pronounced with a guh sound instead of a juh sound because it has a G in it. I'll bet this cringey edgy giraffe of a vigilante was a gigantic tragedy in geology, biology, and required a nudge during gym class, because he was religiously and unapologetically gorging on fudge, ginger snaps and downing it with orange juice in his parents' garage and needs surgery, but I think all you ladies and gentlemen can logically digest the gist of it.
That Jaiden rant was perhaps the biggest video he ever uploaded. Right now his most viewed video, The Problem with Internet Movie Critics, is now at 16k views at time of writing. Much like Chernobyl Reactor 4's energy output before exploding, we'll probably never know how big the Jaiden rant video got, but there's one screenshot from 2018 that shows it got more then 24k views. I remember seeing it get more than 100k views.
On a less interesting note, some other trash-tier commentary channel named Omigoshitsjames252, now known as OMGIJ252, made his own rant video on Jaiden, but soon took it down because people like DaftPina were saying he ripped off Neo's video. The re-upload might be the reason why whenever you type "neojesus" into YouTube's search bar, one of the first suggestions is "neo jesus jaiden."
Speaking of Daftpina, Neo is buddy-buddy with Daft. I remember Neo was nearing homelessness because his family didn't approve of his film-making dreams so he set up and indiegogo campaign to help him get a car to sleep in. I guess Neo was becoming more like his hero Max Gilardi. Daftpina shouted out the campaign in his interview with Mumkey Jones. Neo is also the co-writer for that Daftpina video on Jaiden that lives in infamy where Daft plays armchair psychologist for 10 minutes mixed with 20 minutes of his iconic dead air. Daftpina sorta throws NeoJesus under the bus by mentioning him in Daft's video on the Jaiden's Empty music video review
It makes me wonder what parts of the script were written solely by Neo.
Speaking of sole, I've noticed Neo seems to have bit more than a few off of SoulBrothaNumbuh3 or SBN3, a small YouTuber who specializes in voice-acting and claims to be a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to film-making, and even has a thread here. SBN3 also has similar "you don't have the right to call this movie bad unless you made a trillion dollar blockbuster yourself" type of opinions on movie critics (tbf, SBN3 isn't completely wrong) as Neo as seen in SBN3's Star Wars video. So I don't think it's too much of a stretch to assume that's where Neo gets his opinions from. He even snatched SBN3's disdain for the Blue Yeti mic.
By far the most baffling thing about Neo is when he decided to jump ship and move to a new channel under the same exact name. He left the old channel as an archive only to then gut the archive of most of his old videos and then delete the channel altogether. So what Deadwing Dork watched was supposed to be the new and improved NeoJesus. Why Neo decided to make the switch without changing anything, your guess is as good as mine.
Firstly, if you've watched any of Jeremy's reviews -I haven't in years- you'll see he does give a final rating. Sure, he doesn't use numbers or stars, but at least it gives you an idea of where he stands. Somebody else pointed that out.
Okay, he's gone from saying Jeremy gives a "brief yay or nay" to saying he doesn't give a final rating at all to saying he doesn't do it all the time. When has he not given a final rating? Oh and now he has to give a numerical because that'll somehow makes his content better. Of course. But the cherry on top is this: Guess what Jeremy gave Suicide Squad, a misundertood masterpiece dismissed by stuffy internet nerds according to Neo Jesus? See for yourself.
It appears Jimi the Hobo has gone MIA (as he does to try to drum up views). He claimed he was getting all kinds of job offers in New Mexico, while visiting his daughter for her graduation. Then he claimed he and his ex wife (who he hates) had sparks. That was back in June, I believe. Next thing you know, he's back in Mexico living off of Expat and no intention of working. Then he went o Puerto Viarta (on Expat's dime, not doubt) and hasn't been heard from since.
But this is nothing new with this grifter. He went missing shortly after going to a beach in a mankini (shudder). It was horrifying. All belly exposed. Gross.
I'm sure he'll be back, but he's lost a lot of views and patrons so I guess it's only Expat supporting his drinking and drugging habit.
That Creepy Reading who used to be a channel that discussed horror content and sometimes actual real life horror. However, lately he is coming across more and more like a drama channel where he acts like a pretentious moralfag who just preaches to his audience. It doesn't help he brings in other youtubers to help him narrate, some of whom have horrible narration or change the script to praise themselves in a very self-serving way.
It doesn't help they don't look deep into some of the people they critique for the drama videos and just go off of surface level information or twist facts to fit a narrative. It is really annoying too since even when he goes to discuss horror it is in the same format as his drama videos and his number one choice always has some lecture with some dumb life lesson.
I actually discovered his channel fairly recently and played a few videos as background noise. I figured he's a Great Value brand Blameitonjorge at best. He's done the obligatory sp00py compilations ala Chills, but most of it is the same stuff we've already seen on other channels that did it better. His most recent videos have been things along the lines of "Top 5 Worst Youtubers" which couldn't have less to do with creepy content.
brand Blameitonjorge at best. He's done the obligatory sp00py compilations ala Chills, but most of it is the same stuff we've already seen on other channels that did it better. His most recent videos have been things along the lines of "Top 5 Worst Youtubers" which couldn't have less to do with creepy content.