Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chaos Theorist]

Today was the day I realized that I am so old and out of touch that I don't even understand refrigerators anymore.

Put things inside fridge to make them cold and keep things fresh

 

[Laughingjoke2]

That's Chris's fridge. Chris is able to cut out the middle man because he has a wife who cooks for him.

Bob's fridge would be filled with science experiments.

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If the story were true we have a little sociopath in making, and a mother who doesn't teach her girl to share.
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A lot of work when a smart kid just smashes their face into the cake and laughs. Everyone thinks they were just being funny when in reality they were claiming the cake.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"The legs on that thing..."
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"Hahah if you distribute this widely popular meme making fun of me, that just means you support child porn haha, owned, I mean I too support Cuties so that insult wouldn't shame me, but surely you have standards about those things that I don't have haha."

 

[cypocryphy]

Catholic guy with Irish ancestry is....a WASP? I think that's what he's trying to say?

 

[Flexo]

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Catholic guy with Irish ancestry is....a WASP? I think that's what he's trying to say?

Also Brett is married with several kids, Matt is single and childless.

But sure, totally alike.

 

[BScCollateral]

Today was the day I realized that I am so old and out of touch that I don't even understand refrigerators anymore.

Today was the day I learned there are gadgets I do not want and see no use for.

 

[Fine]

If I wasn't so busy getting drunk today I'd see if I could figure out exactly what model fridge he got. I hope he at least got it on sale (though in my experience when a kitchen remodel was done the buyers weren't as concerned with price).

I think I found it.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Samsung...sistant-Stainless-Steel-RF27T5501SR/312904454
Even if he got it on sale, he likely spent almost 3 grand. That just makes his e-begging even more egregious and pathetic. If you want an expensive appliance with 'luxury' features, save up for it. You know, like a functioning adult.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What does this even mean? I have no idea why Blob is talking about the Green New Deal (which I doubt Blob has actually read) or why Pompeo believing something makes it bad. Someone should explain to Blob that smearing a six pack of PBR worth of autism over Twitter does not make you an expert on politics.

 

[Compositesludge]

Put things inside fridge to make them cold and keep things fresh

But why would anybody pay an extra $2,000 for a window on the door? Or make it so that the refrigerator can connect to the Internet? The novelty of replying to this thread from my freezer would be kind of funny once, but evidently there's a market for people to pay thousands of dollars for the ability to do that and I'm just too old to understand it.

 

[toggaf]

The novelty of replying to this thread from my freezer

Sheesh, I wonder if he made any begging posts from his fridge.

 

[Chilson]

But why would anybody pay an extra $2,000 for a window on the door? Or make it so that the refrigerator can connect to the Internet? The novelty of replying to this thread from my freezer would be kind of funny once, but evidently there's a market for people to pay thousands of dollars for the ability to do that and I'm just too old to understand it.

Cumsoomers

 

[Quixotic Man]

The only evidence that Kavanaugh ever sexually assualted someone was from a crazy woman who couldn't give a single falsifiable detail. Despite Brett the beer man dry humping her being the most important event in her life that would traumatize her for life.

We don't even know that she actually interacted with Kavanaugh, just that they lived in the same city at roughly the same time. Liberals will cling to her testimony forever.

 

[Compositesludge]

Sheesh, I wonder if he made any begging posts from his fridge.

I'm imagining his wife making a desperate twitter post from the microwave, begging for more donations to liberate her husband from his frozen posting tomb.

 

[BScCollateral]

Or make it so that the refrigerator can connect to the Internet?

This is the bit where my brain kind of stalls out, as well.

If my house could tell me things, I'd want to hear stuff like "The alarm on the front door has been triggered." "The furnace is not working." "A fire broke out in the kitchen. The fire department has been informed." Or I'd like to tell it things such as "I will be home early so start heating the house."

What the heck is my refrigerator going to tell me? "Still cold, boss!"?

I mean, maybe stuff like "We are out of eggs" (But does it need the Internet for that?) or "The refrigerator is broken" (When was the last time that happened?) But if I'm at work, just contact me about malfunctions.

EDIT: I mean, seriously -- would you rather your house send you a message when the pipes break, or show you the inside of the freezer?

 

[Cantercoin]

But why would anybody pay an extra $2,000 for a window on the door? Or make it so that the refrigerator can connect to the Internet? The novelty of replying to this thread from my freezer would be kind of funny once, but evidently there's a market for people to pay thousands of dollars for the ability to do that and I'm just too old to understand it.

It gets better when you realize that some supermarkets and retailers are replacing their regular old glass fridge doors with the video panes. I expect sometime in the near future someone will start fucking around with them and make them show porn or something really spicy.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

It gets better when you realize that some supermarkets and retailers are replacing their regular old glass fridge doors with the video panes. I expect sometime in the near future someone will start fucking around with them and make them show porn or something really spicy.

Every now and then a life size transparent png of this should hover over the groceries.

Spoiler: Fresh from the freezer

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

Every now and then a life size transparent png of this should hover over the groceries.

Spoiler: Fresh from the freezer

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Press F for Ötzi. Pour one out for a real nigga.

 

[Quixotic Man]

It gets better when you realize that some supermarkets and retailers are replacing their regular old glass fridge doors with the video panes. I expect sometime in the near future someone will start fucking around with them and make them show porn or something really spicy.

Yeah, those things fucking suck. I encountered one, identified a video image of iced tea after a fucking ad stopped playing, opened the door, only to be greeted by bottles of not iced tea. I then opened every fucking door looking for the iced tea.

If only there was some other technology that would allow us to look in to cases and preview the products we might want to buy. Video screen cooler doors only create NEW problems, are a bad product, and whoever invented them should be deported to a volcano.

 

[Totally Awesome]

It gets better when you realize that some supermarkets and retailers are replacing their regular old glass fridge doors with the video panes. I expect sometime in the near future someone will start fucking around with them and make them show porn or something really spicy.

Yeah, those things fucking suck. I encountered one, identified a video image of iced tea after a fucking ad stopped playing, opened the door, only to be greeted by bottles of not iced tea. I then opened every fucking door looking for the iced tea.

If only there was some other technology that would allow us to look in to cases and preview the products we might want to buy. Video screen cooler doors only create NEW problems, are a bad product, and whoever invented them should be deported to a volcano.

I always thought it was weird that they started playing loud video ads and news stories on certain gas station pumps.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I always thought it was weird that they started playing loud video ads and news stories on certain gas station pumps.

I make it a point to specifically NOT go to gas stations with loud ad pumps. Unless they're giving me a discount on my gas for listening to the ads, then I'm just getting blasted with noise for no benefit. I'd rather go to a regular gas station that costs more as long as I can have some peace and quiet while I pump gas.