ShannyForChrist / Shannon Eileen McGraw/Dornbush/Gattis & Jason William Egroff ("Rev" / "Baby Carrot") - A whole trailer park rolled up into one big fat, terrible, human being, plus a tiny-dicked husband

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Bit of a light shade of black (14:05)
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You call this black? Are you people dense?

 

[Whale Spotter]

You call this black? Are you people dense?

Jesus, how many retards are coming here? There was a belief initially that Drag (who is black) was there. People made jokes about black criminals, it was clarified that the person who broke into the place was not Drag, by @Clown Baby and @Bloitzhole. Everyone is NOW aware of that. I shouldn't have to explain this to you, people are joking because faggots like you keep clutching their pearls.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

I think I dislike Dragnauct's snooty, self-righteous attitude more:

*sees some minor stains*
"OHMYGOD *SIGHS* SO DISGUSTING THIS IS ABUSE"

*sees a couple of stains in microwave*
"*SIGHS* THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS"

If it was someone they're friends with they could easily ignore the mess, but since they're talking about someone they dislike, it's suddenly disgusting and unacceptable and they're the paragons of cleanliness and hygiene.

I honestly give 2 fucks about Drag, but it was readily avaliable stream of her house (first) and Rev confessing too telling everyone needs to go get his stuff (second).

I believe the stream with Rev telling people to go grab stuff MIGHT be deleted. I'm still going through all the streams.

 

[Icasaracht]

Now look at the fucking precious gate keeping retard with their thumb up their ass continuing to bust my balls. Enlighten me, "fren," since you wanna insult my intelligence why the fuck are you replying to short questions that are not directed to you? Take your righteousness and shove it up your feeding hole.

Khukh! Khukh! Khukh!

 

[Troonos]

Heart monitors go on your fingertip, not your gown. What’s on her gown is just left over pads from the EKG (which is more like a test) they do to everyone when they go in. Clearly they weren’t too concerned about her “chest pains”, or she’d have a ton more cords coming off her.

A pulse oximeter goes on your fingertip. A heart monitor (like a telemetry module) does indeed go in through your gown onto your chest, and the actual box attaches to your gown in some way. The diodes stuck to her gown are likely tele leads that won't stay on because she's a fat, sweaty pig; they frequently end up on the gown in these cases. And no, we don't routinely order an EKG for "everyone when they go in"; we only do it to rule out a suspected cardiac abnormality.

That said, I still vote panic attack, if even that, and hospital selfies for sympathy and attention.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Like everything involving trashballs, none of this makes any sense. I don't know how people end up in these bizarre situations, but I'm glad they do. Good cow, lots of milk.

No shit, I can hardly believe how much drama is packed into a mere 26 page thread. This is some high-fat lolcream here.

 

[Aquinas]

That black people steal shit and commit crime what the fuck do you think retard

I dont think the dude was black, i saw his skin and he doesnt even look like he'd pass the paper-bag test
i think its safe to say that this is a whiteoid or whiteoid-passing male once again harassing disabled women because of the internet

Edit: the fact that the retard wasnt actually black just kinda ruins this joke and makes me look like a based retard, i hate this thread and i hate all of you

 

[wetcarpet]

I believe this will the 3rd one he's doing. He's milking it a bit, but at the same time, the place is truly a horror show.

I only pity the kids and the animals (real one's, not shanny or Jason)

ETA: Adding in a picture from her Community Post. I want you to see if you can spot if it's real or fake.

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Keep in mind that she's complaining about "chest pains" and uploaded a video an hour later stating everything was ok.
Also, Archive

Jesus Christ, these people are fucking deranged.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Still amazed that nothing was done about the clear trespassing that is the current highlight of the thread.

 

[the fall of man]

Dragnauct spends 12 minutes doing foreplay for a somewhat mediocre walkthrough (until you get past the first room, at least), and I’m thinking: wait, is the weird part the house? And not that someone broke into a house for content? The risk/reward ratio seems very wrong

Thank you Kiwis for validating my concerns

 

[Glowie]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

 

[Cats]

I knew a kid who had hoarder parents growing up. There were red baron pizza boxes and 1970s star trek cardboard cutouts littering the entire house. The Santa decorations were up year round but barely noticeable amongst the gruesome environs. We found a mummied raccoon in the loft upstairs...a window had been left cracked for a few decades. I think that whole family is dead now.

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

Dragnauct spends 12 minutes doing foreplay for a somewhat mediocre walkthrough (until you get past the first room, at least), and I’m thinking: wait, is the weird part the house? And not that someone broke into a house for content? The risk/reward ratio seems very wrong

Thank you Kiwis for validating my concerns

I’m sorry, but I actually gagged when I saw that first bathroom. Are you serious? Are you implying that someone or a few people took time to do that to a house for content? That’s a lot of fucking effort for a video. I’m pretty sure that those sad excuses for people really lived like that.

 

[the fall of man]

I’m sorry, but I actually gagged when I saw that first bathroom. Are you serious? Are you implying that someone or a few people took time to do that to a house for content? That’s a lot of fucking effort for a video. I’m pretty sure that those sad excuses for people really lived like that.

I’m saying I find it odd that someone broke into a house for content; the grossness of the facilities is certainly trashy, but you can find a garden variety hoarder house in almost any town, and there’s no need to risk jail for doing so

Edit: I may be a little less bothered than the average person, I’ve seen a lot of properties where someone was evicted and they were frequently awful

 

[Burd Turglar]

Not gonna lie, I figured this bitch would be dead already.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

Jesus Christ, these people are fucking deranged.

Absolute fucking lunatics.



"Sure does take a lotta guts to do that thing the law forced your hand to do! I admire your moxie! Have a twenny on me, kiddo!"

ETA: Oh, pardon me. Have a thirty. JFC

 

[Itspinklava]

A pulse oximeter goes on your fingertip. A heart monitor (like a telemetry module) does indeed go in through your gown onto your chest, and the actual box attaches to your gown in some way. The diodes stuck to her gown are likely tele leads that won't stay on because she's a fat, sweaty pig; they frequently end up on the gown in these cases. And no, we don't routinely order an EKG for "everyone when they go in"; we only do it to rule out a suspected cardiac abnormality.

Sorry, should have clarified: everyone claiming chest pains when they go in, which she was.

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

I’m saying I find it odd that someone broke into a house for content; the grossness of the facilities is certainly trashy, but you can find a garden variety hoarder house in almost any town, and there’s no need to risk jail for doing so

Edit: I may be a little less bothered than the average person, I’ve seen a lot of properties where someone was evicted and they were frequently awful

Damn dude, you must have seen some shit then. Maybe I’m more on the squeamish side. Watching Hoarders is one thing, but what the actual fuck was that in front of the litter box? Then... the litter box...and that fucking toilet, holy fuck.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Damn dude, you must have seen some shit then. Maybe I’m more on the squeamish side. Watching Hoarders is one thing, but what the actual fuck was that in front of the litter box? Then... the litter box...and that fucking toilet, holy fuck.

To give an idea of what tenants will do. Had one with a baby smear feces from the baby diapers on every surface of the house after abandoning all furniture and smearing it on that knowing we are required here to hold all abandoned property for 30 days. Came to find out about a monther later after we had the apartment deep cleaned and sanitized that they had also flushed diapers down the toilet and clogged the mainline so bad they had to cut in and replace the pipe to fix it.

 

[dingobaby]

damn, its been a time since this thread was hot, what an update. A new favorite moment of mine was when they rolled into the White Castle drive-through with no money. Rev was broke, but regaling the staff about how they were aspiring mukbangers while Shanny had to send him the money to pay. Way to shit up the drive through line. Also I don't know how mukbangs work with missing teeth and blackened craters in others. I hope mushy carrot baby food mukbangs are in the future.