Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[Liquid Marlon]

I forgot. They sell this suit at Target:
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The Robin to Slenderman's Batman

Aka the modern-day "Trenderman"

 

[Pissmaster]

At Macy’s:
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That colorful landscape thing on the left side would be nice if it didn't have PRIDE + JOY written in giant white Helvetica font over the top. Helvetica is the most corporate font in the world. So much shit uses it as their corporate logos that it practically screams "This is designed to separate you from your money".

 

[Quiet Guy]

You know what would be a fun company to support this June?

It would be funny if we could turn June into "Chick-Fil-A month". I think I might go and suggest the same to some friends and family, so everyone reading this feel free to do likewise.

 

[Duke Nukem]

That colorful landscape thing on the left side would be nice if it didn't have PRIDE + JOY written in giant white Helvetica font over the top. Helvetica is the most corporate font in the world. So much shit uses it as their corporate logos that it practically screams "This is designed to separate you from your money".

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They may post raised black fists and rainbow flags in their windows but the only color our soulless corporate overlords care about is GREEN

 

[benis154262]

Can we talk about how fucking ugly the new pride flag is? Jogger is not a sexuality. Who even made that and how did it catch on?

I always hear about these mythical “normal LGBT folks who just want to live their lives”, but I’ve never actually met one. Every gay man seems to have some story about getting fucked by an older guy. Lesbians apparently have a 40% rate of being molested as children (that statistic might be outdated now but you get the point), and most of the chicks calling themselves lesbians nowadays are just bisexuals who like to make out with girls sometimes. As for trannies, do I even need to say it? I mean, when the rest of the acronym hates you, you know it's bad.

 

[Slowboat to China]

This whole business of "X awareness month" is starting to feel weirder and weirder. Seems like EVERYTHING has an awareness month now. Doesn't it feel strange, having corporations and prominent figures talk about something important to you for a dedicated stretch of time and then drop it like it never happened? They don't care. May is Mental Health Awareness Month and corporations were making the usual gestures, but they'll drop the crazies for the gays tomorrow without a qualm. It makes my skin crawl.

Gay Kiwis, does this weird you out too?

 

[JambledUpWords]

This whole business of "X awareness month" is starting to feel weirder and weirder. Seems like EVERYTHING has an awareness month now. Doesn't it feel strange, having corporations and prominent figures talk about something important to you for a dedicated stretch of time and then drop it like it never happened? They don't care. May is Mental Health Awareness Month and corporations were making the usual gestures, but they'll drop the crazies for the gays tomorrow without a qualm. It makes my skin crawl.

Gay Kiwis, does this weird you out too?

Not gay, but it does weird me out. I’ve noticed that things like Autism Awareness in April is getting more recognition. I wouldn’t mind as much if it wasn’t munchies and random Tumblr/Twitter users self-diagnosing themselves for the victim points though. It actually makes me a bit angry because I actually do have autism and I don’t like what these awareness movements have done to it. It gets romanticized heavily in the media when it’s truly a sucky thing to have most of the time. Additionally, having that identity doesn’t make me a better or more moral person, but I’ve noticed that these social justice circles treat being black/trans/gay/autistic as things that make you better by default. At least I can be thankful Autism Awareness stuff isn’t as in-your-face as the Pride stuff is.

 

[The Last Stand]

Even the tobacco industry is getting in on this craze.

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I don't know what you just said, but...

Here you go.

 

[Sperghetti]

I always hear about these mythical “normal LGBT folks who just want to live their lives”, but I’ve never actually met one.

There’s more than one right here in this very thread. Hello!

Neopets just announced they will make pride merch for the first time. Gotta get in on that grift since the site has been broke for years.

Greeeeat. I figured shit was going downhill when they lifted the moratorium on discussing (non-explicit) sexuality last year. Wonder how long until they lift the bans on the other off-limits topics, too?

 

[benis154262]

There’s more than one right here in this very thread. Hello!


Greeeeat. I figured shit was going downhill when they lifted the moratorium on discussing (non-explicit) sexuality last year. Wonder how long until they lift the bans on the other off-limits topics, too?

>normal people
>on Kiwi Farms

 

[Pissmaster]

This whole business of "X awareness month" is starting to feel weirder and weirder. Seems like EVERYTHING has an awareness month now. Doesn't it feel strange, having corporations and prominent figures talk about something important to you for a dedicated stretch of time and then drop it like it never happened? They don't care. May is Mental Health Awareness Month and corporations were making the usual gestures, but they'll drop the crazies for the gays tomorrow without a qualm. It makes my skin crawl.

Gay Kiwis, does this weird you out too?

You know, the only one of these months that was around when I was a kid was Black History Month in February, and even as a kid, I thought that was strange. Like, why compartmentalize black people into their own month? Isn't their history tied in with everyone else's? And why is it that all we ever hear about is slavery, Rosa Parks sitting at the front of the bus, and George Washington Carver inventing peanut butter?

And then I grew up and learned more and went "oh, lol"

 

[JambledUpWords]

Get ready

 

[JelloJerk]

Not my screenshot, but I noticed this when I opened Facebook at around midnight (June 1st, they get right on it). It's a whole demonic gif sequence and the thing in the middle is indeed twerking (also is that a pickle out of the belly button of the guy in the far left? what the fuck).

Who is the guy they hire to make this art? I swear it's very similar to a lot of other "Pride" art and it gets uglier every year. Like the SJW Tumblr artists that were constantly laughed for being unable to get anatomy right somehow managed to get a job and are making bank out of all of these corporations with their intentionally fugly art.

 

[NoReturn]

Can we talk about how fucking ugly the new pride flag is? Jogger is not a sexuality. Who even made that and how did it catch on?

I always hear about these mythical “normal LGBT folks who just want to live their lives”, but I’ve never actually met one. Every gay man seems to have some story about getting fucked by an older guy. Lesbians apparently have a 40% rate of being molested as children (that statistic might be outdated now but you get the point), and most of the chicks calling themselves lesbians nowadays are just bisexuals who like to make out with girls sometimes. As for trannies, do I even need to say it? I mean, when the rest of the acronym hates you, you know it's bad.

They're not uncommon, but they also aren't out and proud. One I remember growing up was the lady who ran the biker bar near the ice cream place. (Small towns, am I right?)
Brick shithouse, obvious dyke looking back on it, but not a single rainbow in the place.

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Even the tobacco industry is getting in on this craze.


I don't know what you just said, but...

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Here you go.

WASTEWATER TREATMENT FACILITY

>normal people
>on Kiwi Farms

You've got us there.

Who is the guy they hire to make this art?

Ha! You think they pay people.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

At Macy’s:
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I want to have the most heterosexual sex on that bed: lights off, missionary, and Mormon underwear.

 

[Ugandan discussions]

I saw some lesbian radfems describe that flag as:
White = straight white men
Baby blue and pink = who love gender stereotypes and creepy infantile paedo shit
Black and brown = using black people as a shield
Rainbow = to overrun the LGB movement and use it for their own bullshit

The trans chevron just reminds me of the intro to Dad's Army where it shows a map of Europe with the arrows with the German and UK flags moving around and pushing into each other's countries. It's as if the troons are invading the gay rights land.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

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Here you go.

It is a fact of life that in a lesbian relationship, one of them has to look like a boy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Here are more items you can get at Macy’s:
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Why is Gaultier doing Pride merch? Dude’s already gayer than a Christmas tree.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I found a website that sells gender free clothing.
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The Pride collection:
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They even sell fragrance:
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If you’re kinky, there’s thongs and harnesses:
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Remember when people tried to look cool and not look like freaks?

Even the edgier fashion of yesteryear was less disturbing than this shit.

I think you might be in the ballpark with this, but it may be a bit simpler. The rainbow is supposed to be a holy symbol of God's promise not to flood the Earth again, but they instead is associated as a symbol of something sinful. This could probably considered blasphemous. This actually has parallels to marriage and sex themselves: marriage is supposed to be a symbol for the love between God and the Church and sex is supposed to be sacred and monogamous, but homosexuals (and many people in general nowadays) tend to be promiscuous and hedonistic. They also celebrate homosexuality, referring to it as, "pride," often considered to be the chief sin.

With all that said, I'm not sure how much, if any, is intentional on their part.

My dad had a similar take.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Well played, sir.