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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I've not seen a floorplan, but all the photos from when they bought it are up on realtor.com (and a few similar sites if you google the address - 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe CO 81252) I'm guessing they replaced these stairs:

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I haven't got a clue why they cheaped out so much and replaced an architectural feature clearly in keeping with the rest of the house with that cheap tin shit. They could have bought a couple of cheap power tools and some decent lumber and replaced it themselves for less. Or if that was too scary and difficult they could have taken the old stringers to a local carpenter and got him to make copies. Now I wonder if they are going to shell out the price of a couple of tins of varnish to protect the rest of the property,or just wait until it collapses and move in to an RV.
Why support local businesses when you can support big corporations?
 
I've not seen a floorplan, but all the photos from when they bought it are up on realtor.com (and a few similar sites if you google the address - 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe CO 81252) I'm guessing they replaced these stairs:

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I haven't got a clue why they cheaped out so much and replaced an architectural feature clearly in keeping with the rest of the house with that cheap tin shit. They could have bought a couple of cheap power tools and some decent lumber and replaced it themselves for less. Or if that was too scary and difficult they could have taken the old stringers to a local carpenter and got him to make copies. Now I wonder if they are going to shell out the price of a couple of tins of varnish to protect the rest of the property,or just wait until it collapses and move in to an RV.
Just looking at that, if the stairs were rotten the entire deck there is probably in a questionable state. Now I'm convinced that staircase is gonna wrench its way off the rotting top boards.
 
I haven't got a clue why they cheaped out so much and replaced an architectural feature clearly in keeping with the rest of the house with that cheap tin shit.
They are lazy, inept, and probably thought it looked badass because it was metal and shit. It wasn't even cheap. The stairs were $800-850 and had to be shipped freight. It was far more expensive to buy that eyesore than it would have been for any competent carpenter to build them. Good thing they're spending other peoples' money.
 
Ok, they've GOT to be intentionally taking the lambs at this point, to have so many rejections is so far away from normal as to be statistically impossible

The odd lamb rejection will happen, same with any other animal, it's not something you can always predict or budget for, but to be happening at such a high rate it's got to be something the Tranchers are doing (or not doing)

Slight PL: my son works on a farm, (not with the sheep per se but they do HAVE a sheep herd) and in the four years he's been there there have been less rejections than the Tranch has had so far this season!

Here is a list of reasons a ewe might reject her offspring - aside from what I suspect is happening (inefficient feeding and malnutrition) the last two
reasons could especially apply to the Tranch...see what you think...

Some Reasons a Ewe Might Reject Her Lambs​

  • The ewe has no maternal instinct. It sometimes happens and whenit happens the ewe can be very, very nasty to her lambs. She won't have them near her. In such a case I won't breed with her again. .
  • Delivery causing the ewe a lot of pain. A young ewe often connects birth pain with the lamb and doesn't want it near her afterwards. I had this happen once. The young ewe acted very rude towards her lamb and even took it on her horns. I decided to not breed again with this ewe.
  • The ewe is too young. If the ewe is too young, she might not know yet what to do with a lamb. This can happen when breeding with ewes in the same year they have been born. The Drenthe Heath Sheep mature very slow, like the animals in the wild. I never breed with ewes in the same year they have been born.
  • The lamb is sick or weak. There can be something wrong with the lamb. Most ewes sense that and don't bother anymore. Of course you can try to keep the lamb alive, but I don't do that. If the lamb is not good, I'll put it down, because I don't want to breed with weak animals.
  • Something is wrong with the lamb's teeth. This causes pain when it's nursing. Lambs are born with teeth in the lower jaw. To avoid hurting mom's teats while drinking, the lamb's teeth are covered with a soft layer of skin. Sometimes this skin does not cover all the teeth and then it hurts while the lamb sucks the teat.
  • The ewe can be sick. Sometimes ewes can suffer from different things. Like inflammation of the udder or they have a bad udder. It also happens that the afterbirth won't come out and becomes infected. In any of these cases, you should call your vet because the ewe could die a painful death.
  • The lamb got touched by strangers. Never let family or friends pick up a newborn lamb. Picking up a lamb too soon can change its smell and cause the mom to not recognize her own lamb anymore. Even if you're the owner/breeder, be careful not to pet your dog before you pick up a lamb.
  • Something scared the hell out of mom. Take precautions that no dogs can scare the mom while giving birth to her lambs. Once, at a friend's place, a ewe had given birth quite close to the fence. The neighbor's dog came running and barking. The ewe was so scared that she didn't dare come close to her lamb anymore

The ultimate aim for a rejected lamb is reunification with the mother; it's possible but takes work (another poster here mentioned using a stanchion, and there are other methods), next best would be encouraging another ewe to adopt, the very last resort is separation and bottle feeding

I sure hope at the very least they have invested in some colostrum, without this a lambs chance of long-term survival is VERY slim, bearing in mind it needs this early foremilk for basic immunity

Please do better, Tranchers! We know you read here, so have a read of this... it's not techy and explains like you're five, it even has pretty pictures lol

How To Take Care of Lambs

The Alpacaschwitz Thread. Come to watch the animals, but end up learning about livestock.

Just looking at that, if the stairs were rotten the entire deck there is probably in a questionable state. Now I'm convinced that staircase is gonna wrench its way off the rotting top boards.

My nigga, seriously, I don't think that something to worry about. You've seen how these troons behave, its only a matter of time before the whole house is infested with rot.
 
Just looking at that, if the stairs were rotten the entire deck there is probably in a questionable state. Now I'm convinced that staircase is gonna wrench its way off the rotting top boards.
Way back somewhere I think in Kev's thread theres pics of some rotted out deck joist that they tranny-rigged with some slop-ass crooked boards and nails and maybe a hydraulic jack.

1st pic of deck joint here. Quick scan up to page 200 I didnt see the "repairs."
 
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The wolf, whoever that is, came to their place today with the worst design on a car I've seen in a while
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You physically cannot mistake this thing for a man if you saw it
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Look at the back fat poking out lmao
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Looking smokin hot there Boner!
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This Lamb looks miserable and wants to 41%
 
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Oh boy, new carriers and Gun larp today!
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The wolf, whoever that is, came to their place today with the worst design on a car I've seen in a while
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The new silence of lambs is quite terrifying
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Damn, that was a nice home, Realtor.com says 2 bed 2 bath 1667 sq ft. Surrounded by that lovely desert grass, with some desert wildflowers too! Nearby homes go for quite a bit more, despite the area having no utilities. I'm guessing most of the area residents are California refugees with lots of money. Now it's a ghetto trash heap in the middle of a sand dune. That is why natives of places like Coeur d'Alene hate Californians so much-politics is only part of it, it's the fact that bugpeople who have spent their whole lives in San Francisco and Berkeley don't know jack shit about living in the country off grid and all it entails. After they give up in a few years, the entire property is utterly fucking ruined and it eventually ends up at a tax lien auction.
 
Out of curiosity, I punched the address into Zillow:


Looks like it was first listed for sale in February 2018 at $315k. By fall it was off the market, apparently having no interest. Then it popped back up the next spring. The seller kept lumberjacking the price until Bonnie bought it for $242k-in February 2020, TWO YEARS after first listing. The house/property must have been a real turkey even before it was 41%ed by the Tenacious Unicorns. Build date is listed as 1992. 2 bed, 1 full bath, 1 3/4 bath (a 3/4 bath means toilet, sink, walk in shower; a full bath has an actual tub), 1 1/2 bath (1/2 bath is just toilet and sink). Apparently there's a HOA with dues listed as $100/yr. Home owner associations can be real hardasses about people abusing their properties; in a place like Colorado the HOA might even be able to kick the troons out.
 
Every time they post pictures you can see the stark difference between their land and the neighbors. Why do they insist on showing the difference? They have to know that it's not a good look.
Oh, they know. But as with everything else, trannies get off on forcing you to ignore obvious reality in favor of their version. That desert identifies as lush, green foliage. If you see a Superfund site, that's YOUR problem, bigot.
 
Every time they post pictures you can see the stark difference between their land and the neighbors. Why do they insist on showing the difference? They have to know that it's not a good look.
They just don't care. That's the simplest answer. To them it looks fine and they think nothing of it. Same reason there's trash everywhere in the pics taken inside the house.
 
These retards don't know how to wear their carriers correctly, or logical placement of IFAKs and the like.

And jesus fuck Paul is fat. He shouldn't wear any tactical gear whatsoever because it just makes him look like this classic :

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They're both wearing their carriers too far up.
Phil looks like he's rocking a level 3 retention holster, which is fucking retarded for home defense. Plus he's going to hit that pouch right behind it on the draw, because he's a fucking moron.
The IFAK should be just under his arm on the cumberbund on his strong arm side.
The dump pouch placement is fucking useless.
Fucking idiot should be using a six mag front pouch instead of splitting it on his chest and on his side.
The war belt looks like it's barely on there so it's probably going to bump all over the goddamn place if he ever has to run. (lol)
All the other pouches he's wearing look pretty much useless and for show.
She/Her patch is objectively false.

Paul is just fucking fat and looks ridiculous. The carrier should be slick on the front if you're going to prone with a DMR you goddamn retard.
 
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She/Her patch is objectively wrong.
I see these around, not just the tranchers are using them. And it brings to mind one of my favorite books, The Design of Everyday Things by Don Norman. Great book, it can be a bit dry in places but it really changed the way I approach nearly everything in life, even things outside the scope of the book. I'm paraphrasing here, but in the book he posits that a well-designed object doesn't need to tell you how to use it. If a door is well thought-out, you instinctively know from your past experiences with doors and the design of that door whether you need to push or pull to open it, it shouldn't have to tell you. The intended use of the object is self-evident. You know instinctively where and how to hold a knife. It doesn't need "HOLD THIS" emblazoned on the handle.

A real woman doesn't need "SHE/HER" strapped to her chest.
 
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