Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Jesus, he is still doing that psychotic language he made up while having breakdowns.

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Looks like some Zodiac killer type shit.
 
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Jesus, he is still doing that psychotic language he made up while having breakdowns.

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Looks like some Zodiac killer type shit.
Bam's claims of it being quicker and easier are hilarious given that every symbol is a more complicated than the letter or number it's replacing.
 
Jesus, he is still doing that psychotic language he made up while having breakdowns.

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Looks like some Zodiac killer type shit.
i like how lazy m, n and W are. A and 1 are both heartagrams lol. E is an arrow, u and v and basically the same thing, 5 is tally marks, I /sneed /Z and B are all similar, x and h are lazy, p and j are the same thing facing a different direction. writing them so close together makes it hard to decipher, for me at least
 
i like how lazy m, n and W are. A and 1 are both heartagrams lol. E is an arrow, u and v and basically the same thing, 5 is tally marks, I /sneed /Z and B are all similar, x and h are lazy, p and j are the same thing facing a different direction. writing them so close together makes it hard to decipher, for me at least

All it is is a simple 1-for-1 substitution cypher. it's just another character set for English, not even close to another language. Also as was noticed, every character is far more complex then the one it replaces. Dude is truely a legend in his own mind.
 
Jesus, he is still doing that psychotic language he made up while having breakdowns.

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Looks like some Zodiac killer type shit.

No...
This, uh...thing, and that, uh...video... is of a fat, greasy, sloppy, short bussed middle aged man acting like the edgiest SPED in the seventh grade. He looks like Don Vito and some letter agencies probably should take a look at his hard drive. He, uh... really has no idea how he looks and sounds, huh...

How in the abject fuck can any woman, stripper or not, glom onto this fat, greasy troll? Jackass really isn't that cool... Holy shit... Second hand embarassment is not the right description. Just... embarassment. Full stop. Period.
You think his parents both wonder where they went wrong sometimes? I wonder how they feel. What about his stripper's parents? Anybody worried about the little boy unwittingly subjected to this edgiest seventh grader crap?
 
Jesus, he is still doing that psychotic language he made up while having breakdowns.

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Looks like some Zodiac killer type shit.

Bam's claims of it being quicker and easier are hilarious given that every symbol is a more complicated than the letter or number it's replacing.

All it is is a simple 1-for-1 substitution cypher. it's just another character set for English, not even close to another language. Also as was noticed, every character is far more complex then the one it replaces. Dude is truely a legend in his own mind.

He wants so so badly for people to buy that he's come up with his own language/alphabet, and that he's more comfortable with it than his own native life-long alphabet. Not only is it just plain English using one-for-one symbols as un-clit points out, but dude clearly has no understanding of the history of how signs and symbols are formed in alphabets and is just making up shit he thinks looks cool. It's English and has nothing to do with Romanian (a "strigoi" is sort of like a vampire in their folklore), and there are symbols in it referencing a fucking rock band. This is exactly like if I made up an imaginary alphabet and called it "Dracula" and put Marylin Manson symbols in it. Which would be kind of cute and precocious in a cringey way for an eleven year old. "Nuh uh, it's EASIER for me to write like this!!" Sure, dude. Bro is so stunted, did his uncle or somebody bad-touch him? Not joking, he's got a serious case of arrested development and it looks like it probably happened between 10-13.
 
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The Zodiac crytopgraph was quite complex and didn't look like a crackhead drew it
Right, Bam isn’t even capable of simplest cryptology. Bam’s looks like a 14 year old who just discovered heavy metal music and is doodling in his English notebook.

I honestly think Bam has some degree of legit brain damage at this point. Twenty years ago he was a fairly bright, ambitious teenager. Nineteen year old Bam seems like a genius compared to Bam today. Even the cringey ass thoughts and ideas Bam expresses seem like a rather dim thirteen year old boy, or a brain damaged adult.

I mean we only get to see bits and pieces of the trainwreck. Pickling his brain in booze explains some of it, but I’d guess he’s had a few ODs and more than a few concussions. So this, combined with drug abuse and mental illness would explain the very poor impulse control and emotional outburst too.

Maybe that’s why the Jackass guys have bent over backwards for him, he’s now like an unlikeable Rudy who skates instead of plays football.
 
He wants so so badly for people to buy that he's come up with his own language/alphabet, and that he's more comfortable with it than his own native life-long alphabet. Not only is it just plain English using one-for-one symbols as un-clit points out, but dude clearly has no understanding of the history of how signs and symbols are formed in alphabets and is just making up shit he thinks looks cool. It's English and has nothing to do with Romanian (a "strigoi" is sort of like a vampire in their folklore), and there are symbols in it referencing a fucking rock band. This is exactly like if I made up an imaginary alphabet and called it "Dracula" and put Marylin Manson symbols in it. Which would be kind of cute and precocious in a cringey way for an eleven year old. "Nuh uh, it's EASIER for me to write like this!!" Sure, dude. Bro is so stunted, did his uncle or somebody bad-touch him? Not joking, he's got a serious case of arrested development and it looks like it probably happened between 10-13.

Prison kites shoved up people's asses are more complex, established, and valid than Bam's seventh grader "totally not copying vampire crap" language.
 
if dunn was alive to see the state of bam in 2021 he would immediately kill himself out of embarassment
Dunn was also a raging, miserable alcoholic who rarely bathed. If he'd managed to dodge the reaper for this long he might have managed to clean up like Steve O and Novak did but he could easily be in a similar state.
 
Dunn was also a raging, miserable alcoholic who rarely bathed. If he'd managed to dodge the reaper for this long he might have managed to clean up like Steve O and Novak did but he could easily be in a similar state.

Dunn once performed a stunt where he went for a swim near some sorta sewage area. Afterwards they went back to Bam's family's home for a bite to eat, and Dunn was forced to eat in a desk by the side of the road cause he reeked that bad.

Dunn was pretty damn crusty, not for the aesthetic or politics. He was just lazy.
 
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