The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Another couple pages and I find that NPR has updated their site. archive.li is either very slow or NPR has disabled archiving, for some reason.



A handful of people trying to establish a "trans and queer haven" in rural Colorado say their neighbors are continually harassing them. Critics say they're overstating that to solicit donations.


MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST:
To Colorado now and a story about neighbors and fences. The owners of the Tenacious Unicorn sheep and alpaca ranch say they have had to build a high fence around their property because of harassment. They are trans, and they say their conservative neighbors won't accept them. Colorado Public Radio's Dan Boyce reports.
(SOUNDBITE OF ENGINE TURNING)
DAN BOYCE, BYLINE: Eight-foot-tall wooden fence posts - 2 feet in the ground, 6 above.
BONNIE NELSON: So right now, we have around 360 posts.
BOYCE: Tenacious Unicorn Ranch co-owner Bonnie Nelson expects they'll probably need another couple hundred to erect the tall wire fence completely around their 40 acres of dry pastureland.
(SOUNDBITE OF JACKHAMMER RUNNING)
BOYCE: Nelson and co-owner Penny Logue are both wearing black ball caps and layers of worn work clothes. It's a cold morning. And as always, they have semiautomatic pistols strapped to their thighs. Mess with us, Nelson says, and we'll mess back.
NELSON: All we want is to be left alone.
PENNY LOGUE: We're a group of trans women trying to create a haven for trans people.
BOYCE: Penny Logue says they're building a commune where LGBTQ people can feel safe and welcome and isolated from discrimination they say they face in traditional cisgender society.
SHANNON BYERLY: I mean, I feel saddened that anyone - I don't care race, color, creed, religion, lifestyle, I don't care - would live in Custer County and feel that they were in jeopardy.
BOYCE: That's Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly. He says the ranchers haven't really been all that hospitable since moving in last year. He says most residents didn't even know they were here initially.
BYERLY: And then all a sudden this newspaper article comes out and they - well, I don't want to put words in their mouths, but, you know, they just were pretty disparaging about the citizens in general in Custer County.
BOYCE: In numerous press accounts, Logue details severe online threats, multiple instances of local harassment and even armed trespassing on the property itself. Sheriff Byerly says his office was never contacted about these incidents. He says the security fortifications the ranchers are installing do not indicate they want to be part of the community.
BYERLY: I don't think they did themselves any favors by taking that approach.
BOYCE: Some local conservatives say the ranchers are exaggerating their claims of persecution in order to bring in large amounts of cash through online fundraising. The ranch's latest effort on the website GoFundMe currently stands at more than $115,000. Penny Logue calls this criticism a straw man argument. Logue says they've tried to form bonds with their neighbors through recycling efforts, doing handiwork, starting a community garden in Westcliffe. She says it's just there's a small group of locals who make their lives difficult.
LOGUE: This county is stuffed full of downright amazing people, and that has nothing to do with politics. We have a lot of friends that are conservative, but we don't have any friends that are Nazis.
BOYCE: The new fence will add security to the ranch on top of recently installed surveillance cameras.
LOGUE: I think that we can, when we choose to engage, be out in the community engaging. And when we shut our gates - because this world is a little bit much sometimes.
BOYCE: When that happens, she says, they should get to leave the outside world behind just like anyone else.
For NPR News, I'm Dan Boyce in Westcliffe, Colo.
(SOUNDBITE OF ANNA MEREDITH'S "MGMS CLASS OF 2017")
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I'll take my late ratings.
 
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Just the trailer alone has me laughing my ass off already. The sad emotionally manipulative music, the run down tranch in the background, the fact that we're supposed to take Penny (who looks worse and his face more masculine and wrinkled than usual) seriously as a woman. It's all too much.

Also, at the end, he literally says "We're here to protect trans lives! I AM willing to die for the Ranch"

Alright, have fun with that.
Those people have zero self-reflection. :story: This is going to be gold - again. :popcorn:

Sidenote: Paul has his belt really tight, it probably adds to his irritability if he runs around like that all day. Might want to buy a larger belt, Paul.
 
Those people have zero self-reflection. :story: This is going to be gold - again. :popcorn:

Sidenote: Paul has his belt really tight, it probably adds to his irritability if he runs around like that all day. Might want to buy a larger belt, Paul.
The fact that you think Paul runs, or can run, is amusing. It's probably this fat wiggling wobble.
 
The local law had a few things to say about the lack of reports and all.
For reference, here is that NPR audio:
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MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST:

To Colorado now and a story about neighbors and fences. The owners of the Tenacious Unicorn sheep and alpaca ranch say they have had to build a high fence around their property because of harassment. They are trans, and they say their conservative neighbors won't accept them. Colorado Public Radio's Dan Boyce reports.

(SOUNDBITE OF ENGINE TURNING)

DAN BOYCE, BYLINE: Eight-foot-tall wooden fence posts - 2 feet in the ground, 6 above.

BONNIE NELSON: So right now, we have around 360 posts.

BOYCE: Tenacious Unicorn Ranch co-owner Bonnie Nelson expects they'll probably need another couple hundred to erect the tall wire fence completely around their 40 acres of dry pastureland.

(SOUNDBITE OF JACKHAMMER RUNNING)

BOYCE: Nelson and co-owner Penny Logue are both wearing black ball caps and layers of worn work clothes. It's a cold morning. And as always, they have semiautomatic pistols strapped to their thighs. Mess with us, Nelson says, and we'll mess back.

NELSON: All we want is to be left alone.

PENNY LOGUE: We're a group of trans women trying to create a haven for trans people.

BOYCE: Penny Logue says they're building a commune where LGBTQ people can feel safe and welcome and isolated from discrimination they say they face in traditional cisgender society.

SHANNON BYERLY: I mean, I feel saddened that anyone - I don't care race, color, creed, religion, lifestyle, I don't care - would live in Custer County and feel that they were in jeopardy.

BOYCE: That's Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly. He says the ranchers haven't really been all that hospitable since moving in last year. He says most residents didn't even know they were here initially.

BYERLY: And then all a sudden this newspaper article comes out and they - well, I don't want to put words in their mouths, but, you know, they just were pretty disparaging about the citizens in general in Custer County.

BOYCE: In numerous press accounts, Logue details severe online threats, multiple instances of local harassment and even armed trespassing on the property itself. Sheriff Byerly says his office was never contacted about these incidents. He says the security fortifications the ranchers are installing do not indicate they want to be part of the community.

BYERLY: I don't think they did themselves any favors by taking that approach.

BOYCE: Some local conservatives say the ranchers are exaggerating their claims of persecution in order to bring in large amounts of cash through online fundraising. The ranch's latest effort on the website GoFundMe currently stands at more than $115,000. Penny Logue calls this criticism a straw man argument. Logue says they've tried to form bonds with their neighbors through recycling efforts, doing handiwork, starting a community garden in Westcliffe. She says it's just there's a small group of locals who make their lives difficult.

LOGUE: This county is stuffed full of downright amazing people, and that has nothing to do with politics. We have a lot of friends that are conservative, but we don't have any friends that are Nazis.

BOYCE: The new fence will add security to the ranch on top of recently installed surveillance cameras.

LOGUE: I think that we can, when we choose to engage, be out in the community engaging. And when we shut our gates - because this world is a little bit much sometimes.

BOYCE: When that happens, she says, they should get to leave the outside world behind just like anyone else.

For NPR News, I'm Dan Boyce in Westcliffe, Colo.
Jesus Mary and Joseph they make 0 effort to sound remotely femmine. But they put as much effort in looking femmine so why am I not surprised?

Also there's that loose use of calling someone who doesn't share your point of view a "Nazi".
 
The Tenacious Ranch, encouraging others to make their dreams come true:

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https://twitter.com/sn_elle/status/1400133315924054016 (X)
 
Lol... "Hey guy that generously spent a week melting milk jugs and pouring them over sheets of aluminum siding to help protect us from the Fash(tm), your shit is whack!"
Why would you advertise exactly what kind of body armor you have if you were legitimately afraid of attackers? Now they know exactly what ammo to bring. What would these shitty things even stop anyway?
Another couple pages and I find that NPR has updated their site. archive.md is either very slow or NPR has disabled archiving, for some reason.
The more useful idiots push these grifters, the more hilarious the inevitable catastrophe will be.
 
Why would you advertise exactly what kind of body armor you have if you were legitimately afraid of attackers? Now they know exactly what ammo to bring. What would these shitty things even stop anyway?
Doesn't matter what armor they have, if someone was seriously going to assault the tranch, they'd be using M193 which is commercially available and will breach IV plates.
 
Doesn't matter what armor they have, if someone was seriously going to assault the tranch, they'd be using M193 which is commercially available and will breach IV plates.
I doubt that would even be necessary, but letting anyone know you even do have body armor is stupid. It's not actually going to intimidate anyone, just let them know what to prepare for. If they want to be scary they should dress up like the Firefles in the beginning of The Devil's Rejects.
 
Good catch on the Peltors, I didn't even bother to look at the ear pro. I predict their next purchase with grift money will be some $1300 OpsCore bundle and maybe a couple PVS-14s.
Will they even be able to use their new and expensive shit, or is the sole purpose of arming themselves like a cult compound to post about how armed they are on Twitter? Just do what all the other ranches do- buy a couple of shotguns for dealing with wildlife and call it a day
 
Good catch on the Peltors, I didn't even bother to look at the ear pro. I predict their next purchase with grift money will be some $1300 OpsCore bundle and maybe a couple PVS-14s.
I expected them to have monocles for Phil and Paul by now. NVGs are fun and they have money to burn. They'll get the cheapest 14s they can find and not bother with phosphor tubes or anything nice even though they can afford them. I saw that boom mic in the cap that was posted and had to watch the trailer to see if maybe someone is making low end larp comms these days because it would just be too fucking perfect if he dropped a grand on comtacs. I was a bit disappointed when I looked up the current price and that he didn't hit the thousand dollar mark for a product he will never use, but you take what you can get.

There are ear muffs with mics and electronics that allow you to hear what going on while you're wearing the muffs. Even better imo is that they can amplify sound because that allows you to hear normally if you double up on ear pro and wear plugs with electronics muffs. Shooting rifles while moving, in quick drills, weakside, and from awkward positions can cause you to breach the seal from your muffs and I've already lost enough of my hearing.

There are decent sets of them for like $50-100. If you want to splurge then you get Sordins for about $200-250 which are much nicer. Always get the gel ear cup upgrades. Phil bought a pair primarily used by special operations forces, and now police tactical teams, because they allow you to integrate radios and a boom microphone into your headset package. There was absolutely no reason for Phil to buy them unless he got them for less than a pair of Sordins.
 
LOGUE: I think that we can, when we choose to engage, be out in the community engaging. And when we shut our gates - because this world is a little bit much sometimes.

BOYCE: When that happens, she says, they should get to leave the outside world behind just like anyone else.
Build! The! Wall!
Saying no to desperate trans refugees is wrong! Immigrants are the foundation of the Tranch!
 
Will they even be able to use their new and expensive shit, or is the sole purpose of arming themselves like a cult compound to post about how armed they are on Twitter? Just do what all the other ranches do- buy a couple of shotguns for dealing with wildlife and call it a day
It's all for show.
 
I don't think Bonnie's YouTube Channel has been posted yet and a comment under the documentation trailer from "Open Source Prototyping" caught my eye:
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And wouldn't you know? Typical feminine content like minecraft redstone videos and streams about his her 3D Printer.
Screenshot 2021-06-02 at 19-00-08 Open Source Prototyping.png
(I will NOT download and archive hours of uninteresting stream uploads)
Looking into the relatively recent uploads, this is definitely Bonnie:
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The channel Banner also links to a twitter account that has unfortunately been deleted. I was able to quickly find a twitch, steam, reddit and newgrounds account with the same nickname (steam, newgrounds, twitch, reddit). I don't know why newgrounds doesn't display the user avatar on their page but you can see it on Bonnie's reviews. The accounts all have the same profile picture.
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Steamidfinder also confirms that this is Bonnie. (a)
The only steam alias is "That Scythe Bitch".
Bonnie apparently organized a ladies-only event group 7 years ago. (a) Bonnie also mods the sub that was posted in. Unsurprisingly, the sub is for women who "love to create gaming videos". (subreddit, archive)

There's also an empty pinterest account and an akinidomo tag on deviantart. There is only one photo uploaded showing the participants of the aforementioned UHC event (a)
 
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I don't think Bonnie's YouTube Channel has been posted yet and the comment under the documentation trailer from "Open Source Prototyping" caught my eye:
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And wouldn't you know? Typical feminine content like minecraft redstone videos and streams about his her 3D Printer.
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(I will NOT download and archive hours of uninteresting stream uploads)
Looking into the relative recent uploads, this is definitely Bonnie:
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The channel Banner also links to a twitter account that has unfortunately been deleted. I was able to quickly find a twitch, steam and newgrounds account with the same nickname (archives not finished). I don't know why newgrounds doesn't display the user avatar on their page but you can see it on Bonnie's reviews. They all have the same profile picture.
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Steamidfinder also confirms that this is Bonnie. (archive not finished)
The only steam alias is "That Scythe Bitch".
Bonnie apparently organized a ladies-only event group 7 years ago. (archive not finished)
HE HAD A MINECRAFT YOUTUBE CHANNEL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. You can't make this shut up. The autism is off the spectrum.
 
Oh boy lots of new tweets because they visited a functioning farm. Maybe this is why they rescheduled their own shearing...They see goats
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They get a journo to help out...
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Sky might've stayed home
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Even more beauty pics
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Boner tweeting about muh 2nd amendment rights for lunatics
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Keeping tabs on this post so we can see how anorexic the Tranch's sheared alpacas look compared to the neighbor's healthy ones. The hair on these ones already looks so much more plush and clean.

I don't think Bonnie's YouTube Channel has been posted yet and the comment under the documentation trailer from "Open Source Prototyping" caught my eye:
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And wouldn't you know? Typical feminine content like minecraft redstone videos and streams about his her 3D Printer.
View attachment 2225341
(I will NOT download and archive hours of uninteresting stream uploads)
Looking into the relative recent uploads, this is definitely Bonnie:
View attachment 2225354
The channel Banner also links to a twitter account that has unfortunately been deleted. I was able to quickly find a twitch, steam and newgrounds account with the same nickname (archives not finished). I don't know why newgrounds doesn't display the user avatar on their page but you can see it on Bonnie's reviews. The accounts all have the same profile picture.
View attachment 2225496View attachment 2225558
Steamidfinder also confirms that this is Bonnie. (archive not finished)
The only steam alias is "That Scythe Bitch".
Bonnie apparently organized a ladies-only event group 7 years ago. (archive not finished)
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Is he going bald behind his bangs? lmao amazing
 
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