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Don't sully the good name of faggotry by connecting it with these bisexual lesbian folx.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Don't sully the good name of faggotry by connecting it with these bisexual lesbian folx.
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Makeup likely predates homo sapiens.
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Post-apocalypse? You can certainly argue it's one of the first things they'd rediscover.
Was Neanderthal man the original metrosexual? New study suggests he wore makeup
Archaeologists have located sea shells in Spain containing brightly-coloured pigments which were apparently used as Neanderthal makeup containers.
Post-apocalypse? You can certainly argue it's one of the first things they'd rediscover.
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I mean, which straight man wouldn't want anal with a filthy clown tranny with a ruined asshole?
How can cis-women with their "vaginas" ever compete?
How can cis-women with their "vaginas" ever compete?
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Its nice to see how much money the ranch has to burn that everyone gets there own joint. If Kevin put his mouth any where near my joint I would fucking slap him. I will guess bonnie didn't smoke that night after seeing where his joint is.
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"im not owned. im not owned!" , i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and turn into a clown cob.
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Nowadays he's way too fat for that.
Do we know if he was married to a, you know, woman? Or is he just stamping his marriage to another mtf as "lesbianism"?
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Kevryn is a woman and women are dumb retard teehee bimbos that don't know how the Internet works. Why, I'm surprised he can even operate a computer without a man around to help.
lol oh my god. Everyday is a lazy day at home when you have paypigs. Even his glasses, which do A LOT of heavy lifting, can't hide his man face with that hairline.
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1400479596911362056 (Archive)
His hairline is embarrassed by his outfit, look how far it has receded.
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1400479596911362056
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That's a hell of a hill for that hairline to die on.
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Why would you continue to angle your head that way? Even just tilting the other way would give the illusion of hair since that’s where the combover is.
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Nothing like getting passed a sloppy wet joint that a man who has never brushed his teeth had in his mouth all the way to the end of the filter.
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Because, if you can believe it, peanut head looks even MORE like a man when it's from the front. He knows this, cries himself to sleep over it, spends hours taking selfie after selfie, then finally settles on that retarded AGP smirk angle we all know and love.
You would LOVE the DSP board. Despite being more autistic than professional money accountants with documenting Phil's income, bankruptcy, and gambling addictions, I don't think there has ever been a single archived link in there in the last 3 years. Frankly I don't think I've even seen a direct link once to any of his tweets or those of his orbiters. Their sleuthing skills for even the most minute details regarding Phil's life are at times frightening. Someone literally noticed a few stray pixels in what is possibly a falsified message exchange. But archiving or even linking is just too much.
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He had a fiance back when he was a man and still in his "Christian cult" in Texas, pre-troon. Broke it off with her, went to Colorado for a bit to troon. Came back, and had an "agender"/nonbinary/whatever (but actually female) partner/fiance/wife (he keeps changing what term he uses) that he bullied into allowing an open relationship (so he's lying about the monogamy thing), and was doing clown prostitute shit whilst in the relationship, I think. She eventually ran off with his stuff after maxing out his credit cards apparently, which? Good for her tbh. I don't think they were actually married though. He may have since had a troon fiance (can't remember if he was just a fiance or was a partner or what) in Wisconsin that was "abusive" and he had to flee from or something.
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At the rate he's going, Kev's going to need to wear a wig in a little under a year.
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When this happens, it's going to be hilariously noticeable. Kevryn is going to post one of his standard AGP selfies, but his "hairline" will have moved forward three inches. I also expect that some based TERF is going to make the standard male pattern baldness joke, and we'll be rewarded by a fit of coping, seething, and dilation.
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You know, sometimes I worry about my hairline, thinking it's ugly because it's a tad back and gives me a big forehead.
But, for some unexplained reason, I feel a lot more fine about it now. Wonder why...
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Imagine having a thread on kiwifarms, that has a daily "forehead watch" for your rapidly disappearing hairline, and thinking you're doing it right.
And of course Kevin is commiserating with another clueless troon who is still mad that his shitty comic self-insert makes him look like a raging ballsack.
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1400507297378537472 (Archive)
And of course Kevin is commiserating with another clueless troon who is still mad that his shitty comic self-insert makes him look like a raging ballsack.
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1400507297378537472 (Archive)
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Here's a thread that Kev retweeted about how he wants to be raped while playing video games:
Here's the links to the entire thread:
Link | Archive
Kev knows how famous he is, but also has deluded himself into believing his Extremely Online presence is a good thing. Also, goddess sounds like some euphoric atheist substituting in "helix" or "Darwin" for God
Replies for this one get pretty coomery.
Link | Archive
Here's the links to the entire thread:
Link | Archive
Kev knows how famous he is, but also has deluded himself into believing his Extremely Online presence is a good thing. Also, goddess sounds like some euphoric atheist substituting in "helix" or "Darwin" for God
Replies for this one get pretty coomery.Link | Archive
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I would just like to clear up any misconceptions, my Kevin forehead updates are more about cataloging his ever-deepening wrinkles, pockmarks, moles, and other skin marks.