Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Google Image search refused to work for me for weeks (www.google.com didn’t send any data. ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE -- can anyone help?) so I can't find a higher-res version.

Help with the Google issue? Clear your cache & such. (Assuming Chrome: ctrl-shift-delete, select "all time" from the dropdown, make sure all 3 boxes are checked, hit 'clear data'. Firefox and a few others will recognize the keypress but the dialog box will be a bit different. At least make sure that the checkboxes for cookies & cache are set and that the timeframe is everything/all time/forever - some of them default to "one hour" because I think they assume you're trying to hide evidence of your last wank session. )

Help with the image?

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[CharlesBarkley]

How is it that Bob legit tweets about wanting to genocide farmers (and being a critic) on the daily but finds the willpower to complain about bland criticism of him as VIOLENT THREATS?

Like, it's impossible to be this hypocritical. Even Chris-chan would catch up by now.

 

[Positron]

Help with the Google issue? Clear your cache & such. (Assuming Chrome: ctrl-shift-delete, select "all time" from the dropdown, make sure all 3 boxes are checked, hit 'clear data'. Firefox and a few others will recognize the keypress but the dialog box will be a bit different. At least make sure that the checkboxes for cookies & cache are set and that the timeframe is everything/all time/forever - some of them default to "one hour" because I think they assume you're trying to hide evidence of your last wank session. )

Tried it many times with no use. The problem comes and goes; right now I can use reverse image search with Google -- and everybody knows problems that come and go are the hardest one to troubleshoot and solve.

Thanks all the same.


WTF?! So if someone paints a mask on his face Chris will think he's good?

Christie's Angels:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> it's mask

It seems grammar won't be needed in the Superyah Fyoocha.

 

[Positron]

It seems grammar won't be needed in the Superyah Fyoocha.

The only grammatical items we'll need are pronouns.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

> it's mask

It seems grammar won't be needed in the Superyah Fyoocha.

Lucky for those two imbeciles.

 

[BScCollateral]

(Imagines brain in jar mounted on a Roomba.)

Damn, it wouldn't be able to get under the couch.

Bob's brain could.

 

[Tronathon242]

How is it that Bob legit tweets about wanting to genocide farmers (and being a critic) on the daily but finds the willpower to complain about bland criticism of him as VIOLENT THREATS?

Like, it's impossible to be this hypocritical. Even Chris-chan would catch up by now.

When your entire MO is based around thinking that all tactics (I know he said 'almost no bad tactics' but we know he is duplicitous shit, so fuck it) then you can send statements out like this every single day of the week. It's astounding to all of us here and the vast majority of his onlookers because we all have some kind of moral core somewhere in our jaded hearts and we know that there is a line we won't cross. Bobert doesn't have any of those things. He will say anything and everything to win his genocidal future and and never allow his opponents to score even a minor victory even if they turn his tactics on him. If it really weren't for Bob's diet and abject cowardice, this would be a dangerous mindset that required constant monitoring.

 

[TowinKarz]

Returning fire when someone opens up on you with an AK is being "trigger happy"

Oh-kaaaay.......

Oh, wait, it's Bob, where the rules of engagement are, you can only return fire when the shooter is below you on the progressive stack.

Sorry, Officer, shooter's a woman, you'll just have to stand there until she runs out of ammo, and then ask if she'd like social worker to talk to.

Also, the kids stole those guns, Bobby, they didn't pull them off a rack behind the altar. And I'm pretty sure the Church told them at least once "Thou shalt not steal" is a thing...... not the fault of Big Christian Inc. if the little budding sociopaths didn't' listen.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Bobby thinks he can do Fake Tits a favor by helping her hock things, because he thinks tech industry journos follow his account. I doubt even Fake Tits follows him:

I may be wrong but isn't she just salty that no one is talking about her printer? She's attached to that project in some fashion so this just looks like a shill post. I mean I googled it and it looks like tech websites are talking about but just the ones dedicated to 3d printing since that's exactly what it is...a 3d printer. Sure the CR30 has some gimmicks but it doesn't seem to anywhere near as revolutionary as fake tits is making it out to be.

Cartoon and McD. Two things that keeps Bobby's brain (barely) functioning:

Unless McDs has some rich and storied media franchise I've never heard of anyone caring about this shit is literally autistic. Robert is apparently so mal-adjusted that at 40 years of age he spends enough time thinking about old happy meals ads to do deep dives into their lore. This is our gun toting, nature survivalist, never have an empty cookout plate badass over here folks! When Bob meets a lady all he has to do is drop that deep deep Macdonalds knowledge and her pussy literally explodes. Honest.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Man, I thought the whole "THINKERS VS BELIVERS!!" thing was a one-time brainfart. But no, Bob keeps autistically repeating it like its the only way to describe this super deep, genius concept and his small band of orbiters repeat it too. It's like fucking cult language.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Tried it many times with no use. The problem comes and goes; right now I can use reverse image search with Google -- and everybody knows problems that come and go are the hardest one to troubleshoot and solve.

Damn, those are a right bitch. If it ain't the browser or system I suppose it could be network, some part of the Google empire hating your IP. Maybe switching wifi networks or VPNning it if possible....

Ah, well, I suspect now you've tried all that already. Sorry I couldn't help.

> it's mask

It seems grammar won't be needed in the Superyah Fyoocha.

Sort of depressing that the ways the Chipmen resemble each other most is in their mental failings: They're both locked into worship of consumerist empires of decades past and neither one knows what the hell an apostrophe is for.

If it really weren't for Bob's diet and abject cowardice, this would be a dangerous mindset that required constant monitoring.

I don't know why everyone keeps trying to go back in time and kill Hitler when if we'd just invented Twitter earlier we could've naturally funneled the guy into ineffective internet screeching.

No, wait, more years of Twitter is the greater evil. Never mind.

 

[TowinKarz]

Man, I thought the whole "THINKERS VS BELIVERS!!" thing was a one-time brainfart. But no, Bob keeps autistically repeating it like its the only way to describe this super deep, genius concept and his small band of orbiters repeat it too. It's like fucking cult language.

Somewhere, probably in the labyrinth that is this very thread, I think I equated his "Thinker v Believer" mentality to Homer Simpson when he went back to college:

"There are two kinds of people in college, jocks and nerds. As a jock, it's my duty to make fun of the nerds!"

Fractal wrongness, an incorrect black and white view of the world compounded by a belief that you gain virtues automatically by not having the opposite vice.... (just because you aren't greedy doesn't make you charitable) ... it's like a colored rubber ball saying "I'm white!" when it's actually red. And when someone points out it's red, the ball says "nonsense! I'm not BLACK am I? Well then, obviously, I'm white!"

Bobby is convinced he's not the problem, therefore, he's the Galaxy-brained solution and his ideas are pure enlightenment from the start. - "let's not waste time debating my superiority, we'll just assume it going forward"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Man, I thought the whole "THINKERS VS BELIVERS!!" thing was a one-time brainfart. But no, Bob keeps autistically repeating it like its the only way to describe this super deep, genius concept and his small band of orbiters repeat it too. It's like fucking cult language.

This is a man whose lack of thinking has cost him his job, TWICE.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

The judge didn't even say anything worst than 'mediocre and schlocky' but he deserves to be stomped into paste? really?

Why are nerds like Bob so violent?

When I use to write stories as a hobby, I knew this one nerd goth girl who was very self-righteous and vindictive. She wrote a lot of revenge fanfictions.

But seriously, why are they so vengeful sometimes?

We have this fleeting existence that is not even an eye blink as far as the universe so it's best that we live a life that is personally fulfilling and meaningful to us before be die and break down into the very elements that make our bodies. Perhaps he should focus on something other that satisfying his base desires.

Amen.

Life is too short to worry about things that will probably never happen. Most people don’t even get a chance to live their best lives. And people, like Bob, are too obsessed with proving their worth, money, power, sex or fame. But all that won’t make them happy or fulfilled. They think it will but it won’t.

Like the old saying, “money can’t buy happiness.”

They need to focus on a living a happy and fulfilling life instead of fantasizing/daydreaming all the time.

Anyway, the guy who knew MovieBob claimed that the atheist group he belonged to DID believe in an afterlife -one formed from their personal wishes and desires. No Christian God was involved, it was more of a New Age thing. I can't vouch for the truth of this claim or whether Bob believes in such a thing now, but it certainly does sound like something Bob would believe in -a version of Heaven where he could bing bing wahoo forever with 72 virgin Princess Peaches.

This sounds like something Chris Chan would come up with.

What is with people wanting to live in a fantasy world based on their own desires and wishes? Fantasy ain’t what it’s all cracked up to be.

I’m pretty sure they would get bored of it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob enjoys implying that he was nonced by a Catholic priest back when paedophilia was a big problem within the Church.

Of course, he wasn't, because Bob is fat and Fr O'Brien would not have sex with him, but it doesn't stop him from hinting that he was.

How many right-wingers do you know that talk to Ilhan Omar and defend Tulsi Gabbard?

Once again, Bob, you're trying to start a war against a segment of the population which is better armed than you and which controls the majority of the grain. Ask Chiang Kai-Shek how that went.

I agree. Neoliberal Thinkers™ have been putting those dang, dirty Believers away for the last few years.

Now if you will excuse me I am going to go and watch President Hillary's address to the House of Representatives. I've heard that Congressman Joe Crowley's response to it is very good, and Senator O'Rourke will hopefully make a few funny comments about it when he makes his speech on the new assault weapon ban.

Well not only that, but blob has admitted, when someone asked whether he got diddled by a priest, that while he was indeed an altar boy, the priest didn't even look at him sideways let alone cop a feel or ask for a Beej. Maybe the nuns at the school tried to give him the much-needed spankings he never got at home.

I guess he's supposed to be Sgt. Slaughter, who he would know more from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show than his actual WWF/AWA career around the same time. It's like the old saying goes, "never attribute to logical things that which is adequately explained by Nintendo."

Well, G.I. Joe A Real American Hero was still on and doing reruns right up to at least 1986-88, and Bob almost certainly saw Sgt. Slaughter in that as well. There was a pretty big scene of Sgt. Slaughter fighting the newly-cloned Serpentor, and Cobra Commander, of all people, cheering on Sgt. Slaughter. While he did do a guest appearance on SMBSS, he was all over GI Joe like a dirty shirt and got promoted in commercials for the toy based on him. The outfit bob is wearing is from his appearance on G.I. Joe/his GI Joe toy

I see him as a wannabe Trotsky. A change of guard in the Superior Future government he idolizes will immediately earn him a bullet.

Some holdover from the discussion between Bobby, Fox G. Green, and Dr. Wallkick 2 days ago. First, some recap:
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You remember the bon mot "Society's version of the water cycle"? But the more important phase is "machinery and systems have no morality".

Now someone joins in the fray; he calls out Bobby for what he really is:
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I don't think man-made tools have morality, at least not in most cases, but I'm not going to discuss it further. However, what Bobby said was "machinery and systems have no morality". I don't know how Bobby define "systems", so I cannot evaluate this statement. I have the feeling that "systems" are normatively-loaded, i.e. they have morality.

Capitalism Is Good goes on, and he is getting crazier:
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That something, such as IQ, doesn't show parity between races does not mean it is racist. You may as well claim our color vision is racist because not all people look the same color through our eyes.

Now it is personal!
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Bobby is so upset that he hounds the twitter of Capitalism Is God for cheap owns:
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Unfortunately Kelly Ellis is not an Angel, just a very very dumb woman who thinks siding with trannies will earn her woke cred.
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"But but I only think these things about BIGOTS! If you don't want bigots eliminated in minecraft, you're a bigot too!" via his white knight (though he has articulated the same in other instances) isn't an excuse. Bob's so stupid that he thinks "98% of Humanity" is based in America, and that this 98% is all (or mostly, as the population of white people in america isn't 98% lol) huwhite, or that white people make up 98% of the entire world population. My god this is so (unintentionally) stupid, ignorant, racist (because whitey alone is NOT 98% of Humanity either worldwide OR in Murrica), bigoted, and exceptional, he's going to have to talk fast to get out of this and his woke senpais will buy it because they are just as mindblowingly ignorant and stupid as he is, if not more. Even as an exaggeration, it fails miserably from all angles including especially the Woke angle. It also unintentionally (maybe) disqualifies the browns and bleks from humanity.

How is it that Bob legit tweets about wanting to genocide farmers (and being a critic) on the daily but finds the willpower to complain about bland criticism of him as VIOLENT THREATS?

Why are nerds like Bob so violent?

When I use to write stories as a hobby, I knew this one nerd goth girl who was very self-righteous and vindictive. She wrote a lot of revenge fanfictions.

But seriously, why are they so vengeful sometimes?

Amen.

Life is too short to worry about things that will probably never happen. Most people don’t even get a chance to live their best lives. And people, like Bob, are too obsessed with proving their worth, money, power, sex or fame. But all that won’t make them happy or fulfilled. They think it will but it won’t.

Like the old saying, “money can’t buy happiness.”

They need to focus on a living a happy and fulfilling life instead of fantasizing/daydreaming all the time.


This sounds like something Chris Chan would come up with.

What is with people wanting to live in a fantasy world based on their own desires and wishes? Fantasy ain’t what it’s all cracked up to be.

I’m pretty sure they would get bored of it.

Like, it's impossible to be this hypocritical. Even Chris-chan would catch up by now.

He's full of projection, being a film connosieur (lol) and would-be movie pitchman, he can dish it out but can't take it. He's a narcissist undoubtedly so takes any criticism as a personal attack and then takes all super cereal. Plus, something something 'threatening' the wasteland ghouls = good; threatening him and muhnorities/his angels = bad.

The vengefulness comes of being bullied, regardless the reason, especially if they were impotent to stop them at the time. (Source: I know how this goes but unlike Blob, I kinda grew up). People like Bob or Dobson never learn to let things go.




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[EnemyStand]

Why are nerds like Bob so violent?

When I use to write stories as a hobby, I knew this one nerd goth girl who was very self-righteous and vindictive. She wrote a lot of revenge fanfictions.

But seriously, why are they so vengeful sometimes?

As a geek who used to do that shit in middle school, I know I can only power level for myself. But in my case, it was the only way to fight back. You grow up in this culture that does nothing but force you to repress your urges (not CONTROL, REPRESS) from Day 1 so naturally people are going to get it out some other way. You tend to grow out of it as you start to learn how to control your impulses and get over yourself, but I don't think these terminally online motherfuckers do that.

Amen.

Life is too short to worry about things that will probably never happen. Most people don’t even get a chance to live their best lives. And people, like Bob, are too obsessed with proving their worth, money, power, sex or fame. But all that won’t make them happy or fulfilled. They think it will but it won’t.

Like the old saying, “money can’t buy happiness.”

They need to focus on a living a happy and fulfilling life instead of fantasizing/daydreaming all the time.

They think things will fulfill them like you said. True fulfillment comes from within, and you're completely responsible for it. Sure, every emotion has been turned into a commodity these days, but those commodities don't make you feel anything.

This sounds like something Chris Chan would come up with.

What is with people wanting to live in a fantasy world based on their own desires and wishes? Fantasy ain’t what it’s all cracked up to be.

I’m pretty sure they would get bored of it.

People want fantasy because they think their problems will be solved. Never mind there's only one Mario, and in all likelihood if we lived in the Mushroom Kingdom we'd all be Toads or Koopas. I'd love ot see some of these faggots plinked down in the fantasy world of their choice as a peasant.

 

[Jazz never died!]

As a geek who used to do that shit in middle school, I know I can only power level for myself. But in my case, it was the only way to fight back. You grow up in this culture that does nothing but force you to repress your urges (not CONTROL, REPRESS) from Day 1 so naturally people are going to get it out some other way. You tend to grow out of it as you start to learn how to control your impulses and get over yourself, but I don't think these terminally online motherfuckers do that.

I think a lot of people on this cespit of a site are geeks. A lot of people out grow it because they are in their 30s and 40s and have families to take care of. The stereotypical geek vs jock is long dead since the mid teens since every kid loves Vidya and have a computer in thier pocket with a decent understanding of how it works. The only people who still have the Jock and Geek mindset are sad 30 and 40 year olds who never grew out of the eighties maybe not as pathetic as Bob but the tendency is there.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I'd love ot see some of these faggots plinked down in the fantasy world of their choice as a peasant.

Ah, the isekai we need, but sure as hell ain't gonna get.

 

[blablabla]

blobbo impotent incel retarded rage is really worrisome