Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

blobbo impotent incel retarded rage is really worrisome

Don't worry, he's too much of a coward who had his family and fans fight his own battles for him to actually kill people.

Unless he chooses to prove how much of a loser he is by murdering unarmed children and women who laughed him off and who had nothing in common with Ennio, Pat, and Ioannes from his shitty high school.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

MovieBob? More like "Move out and get a job!"

 

[blablabla]

jobs?! you do know what kind of people work? thats right MAGA CHUDS!!

the thinker class shit out videos that nobody sees about useless pop culture slop

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

MovieBob? More like "Move out and get a job!"

This is Bob's official response:

He genuinely believes he is the working class, and making shitty videos nobody will see is a real job. And as always, he cannot think beyond his stomach.

 

[Adamska]

This is Bob's official response:
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He genuinely believes he is the working class, and making shitty videos nobody will see is a real job. And as always, he cannot think beyond his stomach.

Bob is a stupid lying faggot; most of the "OPEN THIS" crowd are ma and pa owners and contractors. Small business owners and independents who rely on a working economy to survive.

Unlike Bob, who relies on a cult of retards who think the man whose main goal in life is to Bing Bing Wahoo forever in a Matrioshka Brain is plausible.

 

[Positron]

It's Little Sis Chipman's birthday, and Chris celebrates by bringing up old shame:

 

[Fictional Character]

Well, it finally happened. There's news I sincerely want to hear Bob's take on.

Super Mario Bros. movie fans restore 20 minutes of deleted scenes

www.eurogamer.net

Fans of the legendary Super Mario Bros. movie have restored a more adult version of the film, with 20 minutes of deleted scenes.

The cut footage was found back in 2019 via an old VHS tape, but was in poor quality. Since then, a group has worked on restoring the long-lost version, which is now available to watch in full via the Internet Archive.

As officially released, Super Mario Bros. was 104 minutes. This new version - dubbed the Morton Jankel Cut in honour of its husband and wife director team - runs 125 minutes, with most scenes extended.

 

[Nobue]

This is Bob's official response:
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He genuinely believes he is the working class, and making shitty videos nobody will see is a real job. And as always, he cannot think beyond his stomach.

Rate me MATI, but that post makes me wish Bob would discover suicide.

 

[blablabla]

Rate me MATI, but that post makes me wish Bob would discover suicide.

Im with you japanese anime av. the world would be a better place without peliculas retardo

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bob's desire for a fantasy world reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode: "A Nice Place to Visit". A criminal gets shot and winds up in the afterlife where a man in a suit gives him everything he ever wants - a swanky apartment, nice clothes, women, luck, even the ability to change everything on a whim. The criminal enjoys it for awhile, but soon gets bored of it. He's all alone in this fantasy world - all of the other people in it are just illusions created to please him - and soon he starts to crack. He decides he doesn't want to live in Heaven anymore and wishes to get sent to Hell instead. Jokes on him. He was in Hell all along. This episode is a nice deconstruction of the idea of the utopian Heaven - a place with no challenges would be boring indeed, and sooner or later your happiness level would rise to the point where the finest opulence would become dull and tedious. And having no one to share anything with means you'd end up alone in a gilded cage with no exit. And Bob would be all alone in his fantasy Heaven, because no one else would be holy enough in his eyes to share it with him. 10,000 years after getting plunked down in the Afterlife Mushroom Kingdom, Bob would be sitting in a fetal position with his hands over his ears, twitching everytime a denizen of that world made the Mario jumping noise. A fitting end.

 

[Tronathon242]

As a geek who used to do that shit in middle school, I know I can only power level for myself. But in my case, it was the only way to fight back. You grow up in this culture that does nothing but force you to repress your urges (not CONTROL, REPRESS) from Day 1 so naturally people are going to get it out some other way. You tend to grow out of it as you start to learn how to control your impulses and get over yourself, but I don't think these terminally online motherfuckers do that.

People want fantasy because they think their problems will be solved. Never mind there's only one Mario, and in all likelihood if we lived in the Mushroom Kingdom we'd all be Toads or Koopas. I'd love ot see some of these faggots plinked down in the fantasy world of their choice as a peasant.

It's also just easier for people like Bob to go there because they have complete control. They are gods in their fantasies as opposed to the miserable clods they are in real life.

It all goes back to the first part of your post. I'll power level too and say I was the same kind of nerd you were. The difference is people like you and I got over that for one reason or another. Bob never did. He's still mentally in high school where he either vaults right into his Mario or Magneto power trips after he gets home. He doesn't have to confront who he is or learn and grow. The issue is that his power fantasies obviously bled into real life.

This is Bob's official response:
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He genuinely believes he is the working class, and making shitty videos nobody will see is a real job. And as always, he cannot think beyond his stomach.

As if he wasn't eating out of cans before any of this. We've all seen his cooking, we know he relies on pre-processed shit. Also, just because they may have new cars doesn't mean they are bosses. Workers can get good things if they don't keep blowing their earnings on beer on consoomption.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Well, it finally happened. There's news I sincerely want to hear Bob's take on.

Super Mario Bros. movie fans restore 20 minutes of deleted scenes

www.eurogamer.net

I hate that I'm legitimately interested in this.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

It's Little Sis Chipman's birthday, and Chris celebrates by bringing up old shame:
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Sweating, bald fat man with his shirt untucked.

All of the cringe.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

It's also just easier for people like Bob to go there because they have complete control. They are gods in their fantasies as opposed to the miserable clods they are in real life.

It all goes back to the first part of your post. I'll power level too and say I was the same kind of nerd you were. The difference is people like you and I got over that for one reason or another. Bob never did. He's still mentally in high school where he either vaults right into his Mario or Magneto power trips after he gets home. He doesn't have to confront who he is or learn and grow. The issue is that his power fantasies obviously bled into real life.

As if he wasn't eating out of cans before any of this. We've all seen his cooking, we know he relies on pre-processed shit. Also, just because they may have new cars doesn't mean they are bosses. Workers can get good things if they keep blowing their earnings on beer on consoomption.

That, and Bob didn't attend/observe these protests any more than he benches 300.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's also just easier for people like Bob to go there because they have complete control. They are gods in their fantasies as opposed to the miserable clods they are in real life.

It all goes back to the first part of your post. I'll power level too and say I was the same kind of nerd you were. The difference is people like you and I got over that for one reason or another. Bob never did. He's still mentally in high school where he either vaults right into his Mario or Magneto power trips after he gets home. He doesn't have to confront who he is or learn and grow. The issue is that his power fantasies obviously bled into real life.

As if he wasn't eating out of cans before any of this. We've all seen his cooking, we know he relies on pre-processed shit. Also, just because they may have new cars doesn't mean they are bosses. Workers can get good things if they keep blowing their earnings on beer on consoomption.

Bob would have us believe he's eating baked beans directly out of the can like a goddamned hobo.

 

[Adamska]

I just realized one more thing on Bob smugging on the protestors and how they need to WORK for a living like he lies about doing: He is a boss by his own definition too, since e-celebs manage their image and content.

So you get a job Diabeeto. Especially since this bleating is just to try and snag feminist pussy.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob would have us believe he's eating baked beans directly out of the can like a goddamned hobo.

I call bullshit on the whole "eating out of cans" story - we know this fat fuck was probably ordering Uber Eats while he continued to sit on his fat ass collecting Patreon bux to shit out mediocre movie reviews.

 

[Positron]

In response to the raucous response to his fridge, Chris posts some pictures of his kitchen:

 

[make_it_so]

In response to the raucous response to his fridge, Chris posts some pictures of his kitchen:
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I do like what they did with their kitchen - that tile looks nice, and the floor looks like it's tile made to resemble wooden floorboards (I got a similar setup in my own house, but a much darker color).

I don't think Chris understands that we're not dumping on him for remodeling his kitchen. We're dumping on him for remodeling his kitchen while begging on Twitter for e-welfare.

 

[Imposteroak]

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In response to the raucous response to his fridge, Chris posts some pictures of his kitchen:
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This shit is from twitter yes? I know kiwis have given Chris lots of advice on on trying to grow...whatever it is he is trying to do on the internet, but I have my own two cents.
These kinda posts are what confuse me even more than his pathetic E-begging. This is the shit I would see someone I care nothing about post on facebook. If you are trying to make "the chippa" a brand then this shit is going to drive anyone who would be interested in that away. The only people who give a shit about your home renovations are going to be your family and close friends, no one else gives a shit. Sharing this stuff on the same account that you use to promote your monetized content is fucking retarded.