Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chad Holdenford]

Some pretty smart cookies committed some of the worst atrocities against mankind, while some literal slow-in-the-minds help in one way or another their own communities and even entires countries with small actions. In other words, there is very little correlation between intelligence and goodness in any aspect whatsoever.

In the case of the sentient tub of lard, he's not only retarded, he's one trip to the Congress on a tank short of becoming a blood-thirsty tyrant. He would make Nero and Caligula look like Gandhi and Cesar Chávez if he had access to political power of any sort.

 

[Positron]

As others have said it's mostly projection. But he rationalizes with the idea that we as a society through automation and medical advances will evolve beyond the need for physical fitness of any sort. Which hilariously reminds me of how the humans in wall-e lived.

Does it ever occur to these people that technology might evolve beyond the need for mental fitness as well? Unless you believe in "the breath of God" or some mysterious élan vital that distinguishes biology from artifacts, you have to believe that the human brain is nothing but a material structure, that intelligence is the firmware that runs on it. All the cultural and intellectual achievements are just memes (sensu Richard Dawkins and Daniel Dennett) running on wetware, like apps on a smartphone. If brute muscular force can be rendered obsolete by hydraulics, then why can't brains be superseded by carbon nanotubes?


What would happen when you replace Bobby with a bot is that you'll no longer get knee-jerk repartees like this. Whether you think this is a loss or an improvement is up to you.



Peter Coffin:

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Some pretty smart cookies committed some of the worst atrocities against mankind, while some literal slow-in-the-minds help in one way or another their own communities and even entires countries with small actions. In other words, there is very little correlation between intelligence and goodness in any aspect whatsoever.

In the case of the sentient tub of lard, he's not only retarded, he's one trip to the Congress on a tank short of becoming a blood-thirsty tyrant. He would make Nero and Caligula look like Gandhi and Cesar Chávez if he had access to political power of any sort.

If Bob Chipman ever gained control of the continental US I'd commit Minecraft. Nothing on Earth would ever be safe for human habitation after Bob got done with it.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

"Fox newsbunny".

Oh, I'd love to see him react to someone dismissing blessed AOC, semper wokinem, as a "Congressbunny".

Bobby, despite claiming to be "colleagues" with various journos, doesn't even begin to know how journalism works. Journalism is not about being led by your interviewer on a leash.

Maybe he should look for a job at CNN. Seems like he'd fit in well. (No, wait, they expect you to come in to work every day and do something.)

Bobby responds:

The depressing thing is that Bobby here sounds a lot like the round of sensitivity training I'm being subjected to at work right now. I mean, the stuff I'm getting is written better (grammatically, anyway) but his general train of attempted thought here - lack of change is bad / institutional power is based on race / we need to make the system better / "reparative" justice - is precisely what they're selling. Hell, he's even got the order right. (Lack of change was module 2. Power and systems was module 3, which ended with a promise that the next module would be about "interrupting bias for sake of justice". I'm getting strapped into the Ludovico chair for that in a few hours; pray for me.) [ EDIT: Thanks for the prayers, guys, they seem to have worked. My boss claimed a mysterious plumbing incident requires him to stay at home to let the plumber in - I think it's just that it's Friday and the weather is finally nice. So no commissar - I opened the web meeting, muted my speakers and read the Farms. Did the mandatory online were-you-actually-listening "test" when I got the invite, answered everything as if I was one of Bobby's Angels, got 100%. The diversity trainer sent me a fireworks GIF. Much like Arlo Guthrie in Alice's Restaurant, I didn't feel too good about it. ]

It's part of why I pay so much attention to Bob. Ironically, for all his insane and inept beliefs about the Superior Future, he seems to be an excellent predictor of the actual future. And yes, that terrifies me.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob always talks about how physical strength is outdated and pointless, but still loves to brag about how supposedly strong and psychically imposing he thinks he is.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

The depressing thing is that Bobby here sounds a lot like the round of sensitivity training I'm being subjected to at work right now.

"We need to stop systems helping create a wealth difference between the common man and multi-millonaries! *Proceeds to watch nonstop marvel movies from Hollywood and then critic them on the platform of Youtube.com*

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'd love to see him react to someone dismissing blessed AOC, semper wokinem, as a "Congressbunny".

Kamala Harris' cult of personality have already started doing that. I'd be unsurprised if Bob joins the #KHive in the next year or so.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Bob always talks about how psychical strength is outdated and pointless, but still loves to brag about how supposedly strong and psychically imposing he thinks he is.

Unless one was born with acromegaly and grew to André the Giant levels, size doesn't mean strength. Especially when you have noodle limbs that never lifted anything that wasn't an average-sized fast food meal.

I mean, you look at the pig and see if you feel intimidated. I certainly wouldn't, despite him being a couple of inches taller than me.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm certain Bob resents women for generally not finding him attractive despite how big brained he is, and how they'll prefer someone aesthetically pleasing over a fat, chicken-eyed blob like him.

No amount of intelligence worship in culture will make him attractive and desirable.

It's already obvious that he has issues with women, that he only lets slip out when talking about Republican women.

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

The Democrat government won't even let the dead rest (MSN article). They are even more disgusting, more devoid of humanity, than Maoist China.
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Although I have no fucking idea what Bobby says.

Fun fact, Forrest originally joined the KKK when it was more of a veterans organization for Confederate soldiers, but eventually he ordered it to be disbanded (which was ignored) when they began targeting and harassing the newly freed slaves. He also began advocating for better economic conditions for blacks and testified to Congress against the KKK.

Naturally, Robert and the city of Memphis are so ignorant of history that they believe Forrest was just another Southern racist instead of a figure with a complicated history. This black and white mentality of looking at history has been one of the things I hate the most about Current Year.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob always talks about how psychical strength is outdated and pointless, but still loves to brag about how supposedly strong and psychically imposing he thinks he is.

He also likes to brag about how hard he supposedly worked to "keep himself relevant", when we all know that the bulk of the reason he has an audience at all is just because he was around way back before his type was a dime a dozen online.

It's like how Wingsofredemption ruled the roost in the early days of COD commentary channels, until the activity grew much bigger and people much more talented and charismatic surpassed him at every turn.

I don't see much growth in Bob's future because he's done everything in his power to make himself unpalatable to everybody except the small group that agrees with his bizarre woke-Randian psychopathy.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Fun fact, Forrest originally joined the KKK when it was more of a veterans organization for Confederate soldiers, but eventually he ordered it to be disbanded (which was ignored) when they began targeting and harassing the newly freed slaves. He also began advocating for better economic conditions for blacks and testified to Congress against the KKK.

Naturally, Robert and the city of Memphis are so ignorant of history that they believe Forrest was just another Southern racist instead of a figure with a complicated history. This black and white mentality of looking at history has been one of the things I hate the most about Current Year.

Well, I invite you to take a look at any website, wikipedia included, which details this history. You'll see why.

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

Well, I invite you to take a look at any website, wikipedia included, which details this history. You'll see why.

What's funny is that Wikipedia actually mentions Forrest's disillusionment with the KKK and him advocating for the black community. There should be no excuse for this level of ignorance, but if that was true, this thread would be much smaller.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob always talks about how psychical strength is outdated and pointless, but still loves to brag about how supposedly strong and psychically imposing he thinks he is.

I mean he is physically imposing, the the sense that he's a large round object that the Incas might use as a booby trap to crush curious archaeologists.

 

[Mola Ram]

I mean he is physically imposing, the the sense that he's a large round object that the Incas might use as a booby trap to crush curious archaeologists.

The folks who are saying Bob isn't intimidating in the real world are underestimating how unnerving his face is. Between his lazy eye, perpetual scowl, unnatural cheek hollows, bizarre proportions of his skull, and the dull gleam of insanity in his beady eyes, I can definitely see crossing the street to avoid him. He's almost certainly a paper tiger, but no one wants to run into Albino Shrek in a dark alley.

 

[blablabla]

me thinks boebert has retard strenght. when his mind finally breaks and he ask out the hooter girl that totally has the hots for him he will have to be put out with extreme physical violence or choked out. dudes a retard

 

[Koby_Fish]

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These absolute pigs have the gall to talk shit about people "less evolved" than them?

I hope he didn't use those cuisinart pots on the stove with the labels still attached.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I hope he didn't use those cuisinart pots on the stove with the labels still attached.

"Don't use the good pans!"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Now it is personal!

Anyone else remember when Bob would take swipes at people who blocked him and then for something like eight months he did the same with his dead account while it was locked? That was hashtag stunning & brave.

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In response to the raucous response to his fridge, Chris posts some pictures of his kitchen:
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Chris said in his update vid that he has spent six figures on his house. I wonder how many six figures he actually spent? I should be careful with such thoughts lest I stray into the realm of being cynical about his hardship and thus would be forced to continue on scrolling.

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I don't remember what page it was but I saw Bob comment on some police shooting of two girls who opened fire on cops and his response was

"Church, unrestricted guns and trigger-happy cops - THREE of America's worst untreated sicknesses teamed up to kill these kids. They never had a chance."

Even now there's still only one direct comment which a little surprising given how stupid what he said was. I know the comment was captured but what wasn't captured was the response.


Ol' pal Owls, orange_misawa, shows up with a retarded non-sequitur. Owls is referencing, I believe, that guys pinned tweet. Som non binary thing called him racist in response to him saying something about the dindu from Columbus who got capped for trying to stab some other girl and he said he wasn't racist. I mean, clearly he is because why else would he need to deny it if he wasn't?

And that one like? True and honest fan TrueMetis.

Maybe it should concern me that I can recognize these people by avatar alone but I feel like I'm already in too deep to change anything.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Peter Coffin:
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Bob himself certainly can't sink any lower, his percentage of bodyfat prevents that.