Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Johan Schmidt]

Oh, I'd love to see him react to someone dismissing blessed AOC, semper wokinem, as a "Congressbunny".


Maybe he should look for a job at CNN. Seems like he'd fit in well. (No, wait, they expect you to come in to work every day and do something.)


The depressing thing is that Bobby here sounds a lot like the round of sensitivity training I'm being subjected to at work right now. I mean, the stuff I'm getting is written better (grammatically, anyway) but his general train of attempted thought here - lack of change is bad / institutional power is based on race / we need to make the system better / "reparative" justice - is precisely what they're selling. Hell, he's even got the order right. (Lack of change was module 2. Power and systems was module 3, which ended with a promise that the next module would be about "interrupting bias for sake of justice". I'm getting strapped into the Ludovico chair for that in a few hours; pray for me.) [ EDIT: Thanks for the prayers, guys, they seem to have worked. My boss claimed a mysterious plumbing incident requires him to stay at home to let the plumber in - I think it's just that it's Friday and the weather is finally nice. So no commissar - I opened the web meeting, muted my speakers and read the Farms. Did the mandatory online were-you-actually-listening "test" when I got the invite, answered everything as if I was one of Bobby's Angels, got 100%. The diversity trainer sent me a fireworks GIF. Much like Arlo Guthrie in Alice's Restaurant, I didn't feel too good about it. ]

It's part of why I pay so much attention to Bob. Ironically, for all his insane and inept beliefs about the Superior Future, he seems to be an excellent predictor of the actual future. And yes, that terrifies me.

Bob has the uncanny power to limpet his tongue into the arseholes of the ideology that he sees lots of people in middling positions follow. He's literally a beetle man from 1984.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

This entire Ellie Kemper nonsense reminds me of how old American sports teams used to stick a certain good luck charm on their uniforms before some Germans started using it a lot. Apparently the Spooky Prophet Halloween Ball used the hoods and shit before the KKK ever did. Societies that are from the same time and place co-opt each others symbols and ceremonies. Just ask Joseph Smith about the relation of his secret temple ceremonies and vows and the free masons.

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similarly, there used to be the Swastika Laundry in Dublin (founded in 1912), which had a chimney with a giant swastika on the side
it kept the name and the logo until 1987, because it was a well-known brand and the modern fad for corporate rebranding had yet to take off
like the ones in that photo the swastika was straight, because when rotated through 45 degrees, as in the Hakenkreuz, it became a symbol of bad luck

Rate me MATI, but that post makes me wish Bob would discover suicide.

I'd not go that far - it'd be better if he got something non-lethal but painful and debilitating, like an inner ear infection

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'd not go that far - it'd be better if he got something non-lethal but painful and debilitating, like an inner ear infection

You might not know this but Bob said more or less the same thing a year ago when he had to walk back his lamenting that the virus formerly know as Corona-chan didn't specifically infect conservatives.

 

[Flexo]

Bob's desire for a fantasy world reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode: "A Nice Place to Visit". A criminal gets shot and winds up in the afterlife where a man in a suit gives him everything he ever wants - a swanky apartment, nice clothes, women, luck, even the ability to change everything on a whim. The criminal enjoys it for awhile, but soon gets bored of it. He's all alone in this fantasy world - all of the other people in it are just illusions created to please him - and soon he starts to crack. He decides he doesn't want to live in Heaven anymore and wishes to get sent to Hell instead. Jokes on him. He was in Hell all along. This episode is a nice deconstruction of the idea of the utopian Heaven - a place with no challenges would be boring indeed, and sooner or later your happiness level would rise to the point where the finest opulence would become dull and tedious. And having no one to share anything with means you'd end up alone in a gilded cage with no exit. And Bob would be all alone in his fantasy Heaven, because no one else would be holy enough in his eyes to share it with him. 10,000 years after getting plunked down in the Afterlife Mushroom Kingdom, Bob would be sitting in a fetal position with his hands over his ears, twitching everytime a denizen of that world made the Mario jumping noise. A fitting end.

Heh. Of note that was a feature of Hell in Lewis' Great Divorce published in '45.

One of the visitors to Heaven is traveling there "to get something real."

 

[ChampFantana]

It's already obvious that he has issues with women, that he only lets slip out when talking about Republican women.

That's what no pussy ever does to a muthafucka.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Neko GF]

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I love The Producers beyond words, but I don't think I can suffer through twelve and a half minutes of his sped up gibberish.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Bob's videos are about as entertaining waiting in line at the DMV with a hemorrhoid so I'll wait for someone else to summarize this video for him.

 

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I love The Producers beyond words, but I don't think I can suffer through twelve and a half minutes of his sped up gibberish.

there is not a single thing this drooling, pants shitting, inbred, retard, incel, hick, white trash moron could say about this classic.

 

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It has nothing to do with the Producers outside of Mel Brooks like Chaplin, the Stooges, and many others made fun of Hitler and Nazis because they were childish nerds. He then does a video on them being childish nerds.

Basically he did a video explaining how he's a Nazi. Because all his arguements about the ridiculousness of the Nazis also match Blobby.

 

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of course he took the most mongoloid take about the producers instead of how you can take the piss of everyone if you actually know what are you doing and hell you might get paid for it.
the produces is not about making fun of hitler you retarded piece of shit

 

[EnemyStand]

It has nothing to do with the Producers outside of Mel Brooks like Chaplin, the Stooges, and many others made fun of Hitler and Nazis because they were childish nerds. He then does a video on them being childish nerds.

Basically he did a video explaining how he's a Nazi. Because all his arguements about the ridiculousness of the Nazis also match Blobby.

Oh, you wasted 12 minutes of your life you'll never get back too. Yeah, I was going to do a blow by blow but the video is basically "Lol, the Nazis were immature manchildren LIKE REPUBLICANS!" Cinema Bobby doesn't own any mirrors in his basement apartment, does he?

 

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So Boob does not understand why the Nazis came to power...lol what a shock.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Yes, Bob, Nazis were just stupid, bumbling manchildren everyone laughed at. Everyone at Auschwitz was winking, nudging and yucking it up when a Kraut told them to take a shower. Yeah right, sausage-boy! You've probably never even been in a shower yourself!

Man, world history looks crazy from a basement filtered by sixteen hours a day of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Yes, Bob, Nazis were just stupid, bumbling manchildren everyone laughed at. Everyone at Auschwitz was winking, nudging and yucking it up when a Kraut told them to take a shower. Yeah right, sausage-boy! You've probably never even been in a shower yourself!

Man, world history looks crazy from a basement filtered by sixteen hours a day of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.

Well consider that his entire understanding of history comes from cartoons and wikipedia so...

 

[Smithfield Ham]

So Boob does not understand why the Nazis came to power...lol what a shock.

I'm sure if you mentioned Wiemar to Bob he'd think it was some type of new Mario enemy or Pokemon. If you tried to explain to him how Wiemar was bad he'd call you a Nazi and explain how Wiemar just needed an extra decade or two to prune the "obsolescents" from their society and it would've been a utopia before the evil mean reactionaries ruined everything and took over.

 

[EnemyStand]

My favorite of his ice cold takes in this video is how the Nazi uniform was "obviously evil." Never mind they've been the villains in literally everything since before any of us were born so equivalence was drawn in our minds.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I'm sure if you mentioned Wiemar to Bob he'd think it was some type of new Mario enemy or Pokemon. If you tried to explain to him how Wiemar was bad he'd call you a Nazi and explain how Wiemar just needed an extra decade or two to prune the "obsolescents" from their society and it would've been a utopia before the evil mean reactionaries ruined everything and took over.

This video just pretends everything was going swimmingly in Germany and suddenly Hitler stumbled into power. I really do not understand why I am shocked by his ignorance at this point.

He names a lot of books and movies and whatever but you can tell he has never actually read/watched let alone absorbed the material. He is the kind of conman that reads the back of a book then shows up to a book club and acts like everyone else did not really read the book.

It occurs to me that people like Boob and a lot of prominent mouth pieces have no grasp on history nor have they tried to understand the conditions that led to the events of history.

He might be one of the most worthless humans on Earth which is...kind of ironic.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Yes, Bob, Nazis were just stupid, bumbling manchildren everyone laughed at. Everyone at Auschwitz was winking, nudging and yucking it up when a Kraut told them to take a shower. Yeah right, sausage-boy! You've probably never even been in a shower yourself!

Man, world history looks crazy from a basement filtered by sixteen hours a day of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.

Boy I wish Bob would find himself face to face with Amon Goeth from Schindler's List. Imagine our Bob facing down one of the most banal yet terrifying Nazis of all time -a man who'd kill you without a second thought, just because he was having a bad day. Or because he was having a good day. Or because he just felt like killing something and your big potato head was the first thing he saw. Bob would wet his pants if he was brought before a chaotic evil Nazi like Goeth, because the randomness of what he might do to you - the utter helplessness of your position and the knowledge that there is absolutely nothing you could do to stop him - would be far more terrifying than the actual killing.