James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
Oh, I put "Erin Plays" into the Youtube and got 2 channels. Why do Youtubers have 2 or more channels now?
Multiple reasons like having livestreams, livestream archives, or livestream highlights on that Channel like Vinesauce:The Full Sauce. Another reason is you can put out videos that don't fit the type of videos you do on your main channel like Scott's Stash. Another reason is to have it be just for podcasts/podcast highlights like H3H3 Podcast.
 
The subreddit has gone autistic to the point they don't even know what are they even complaining about. They want James to retire the AVGN schtick and pursuing what he prefers, given that AVGN is going downhill, but at the same time this sort of shit happens.
During this last year the narrative amongst Truthers has shifted from "James should pursue his true calling" to "He was always a self-deluded hack and the succes of the AVGN was 50% luck, 50% Mike's doing."
 
Multiple reasons like having livestreams, livestream archives, or livestream highlights on that Channel like Vinesauce:The Full Sauce. Another reason is you can put out videos that don't fit the type of videos you do on your main channel like Scott's Stash. Another reason is to have it be just for podcasts/podcast highlights like H3H3 Podcast.
The algorithm favors overall % watch time, like just think how bad a channel like Scott the Woz would be performing if the hour+ long looking at Wii U Catalogs were on his main.
 
The algorithm favors overall % watch time, like just think how bad a channel like Scott the Woz would be performing if the hour+ long looking at Wii U Catalogs were on his main.
I thought youtube liked longer videos? there's a reason Youtube keeps recommending people videos like TRO's 4 1/2 hour video on Nikocado Avocado or Yms's 2 1/2 hour video on Kimba The White Lion. Hell, even Allison Pregler benefited from this as her most viewed video this year so far is her 4 hour video just reading Modelland. There's a reason Caddicarus, Cinemassacre, Linkara,Channel Awesome, and other youtubers do compilations as it gets a lot of watch time and money.
 
Mike's girlfriend teetering into titty stream territory.

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That's a serious "If only you knew how bad things really are" expression.
I've always avoided Cinemassacre content with Mike. Most of Cinemassacre, actually, since I'm not much of a B-movie fan.
Never liked Mike, found him very annoying and it appears that that's the consensus.
All in all I'm just kinda happy that James continues to avoid becoming a lolcow despite making a living with commercialised autism.
 
Mike's girlfriend teetering into titty stream territory.

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These two are begging for a thread, aren't they?
It's like Mike trapped her in his creepy gaming prison, which he filled with a bunch of shit that reminds him of James. Why the hell would they have things like a pong console and the NES Power Pad on display?

On an unrelated note, she looks like a grown up Futaba from Persona 5.
 
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These two are begging for a thread, aren't they?

As for Bootsy, he wasn't kicked out because of politics, because both Mike and James are liberals too. Mike even liked some tweets in favor of Biden during the inauguration.
All these people who have insane collections people drool over never look happy.
They always look so tired.
 
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Finally, I can consoom all the AVGN I want!

In seriousness, it's good to see that people still recognize the AVGN's impact on internet culture enough to warrant a YouTooz.
 
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Finally, I can consoom all the AVGN I want!

In seriousness, it's good to see that people still recognize the AVGN's impact on internet culture enough to warrant a YouTooz.
At least this shows that he's fully aware of that stupid expression he makes and is doing it on purpose.
 
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Finally, I can consoom all the AVGN I want!

In seriousness, it's good to see that people still recognize the AVGN's impact on internet culture enough to warrant a YouTooz.

I don't know what compels people to fill their pod with a bunch of cheap plastic chink bullshit vaguely related to "media I like to consoom" but this one doesn't even look right. Why does plastic James Rolfe look like a 1940s caricature of a Japanese man? Not to mention, the new Nerd Shirt(tm) has way more buttons on it than that. "RORY SHEIT, THIS GAME A SHITROAD OF FAKKU!"
 
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Finally, I can consoom all the AVGN I want!

In seriousness, it's good to see that people still recognize the AVGN's impact on internet culture enough to warrant a YouTooz.
I thought this was a clip from that Miitopia game that came out recently.

They really fucked up his eyes. He looks happy.
 
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I thought this was a clip from that Miitopia game that came out.

They really fucked up his eyes. He looks happy.
Looking at the other offerings YouTooz has, that’s kinda their gimmick, to take whatever internet thing there is and have them all look happy or whatever.

At least more effort seems to be put into those compared to something that is copy and paste like Funkos.
 
Looking at the other offerings YouTooz has, that’s kinda their gimmick, to take whatever internet thing there is and have them all look happy or whatever.

At least more effort seems to be put into those compared to something that is copy and paste like Funkos.
I would take anything other than Funkopop but is their only gimmick is taking semi popular youtubers or influencer and putting them in this cheap plastic collectibles to consoom?

In all seriousness, has everybody buys YouTooz collectibles before?
 
I would take anything other than Funkopop but is their only gimmick is taking semi popular youtubers or influencer and putting them in this cheap plastic collectibles to consoom?

In all seriousness, has everybody buys YouTooz collectibles before?
There are at least figurines of things people would actually want to buy, like video game characters (Mega Man, Cuphead, Banjo-Kazooie, etc.) and cartoons (Peanuts, Bob's Burgers, Popeye), but they're buried in a sea of dead memes and literally who e-celebs.
Almost all of them have that cringy ^_^ face as well.
 
I thought Mike was pretty funny in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre video. Could just be because he was imitating the guy in the movie though.
As dumb as it was, my personal favorite character that he played was the Cowardly Lion. It was at least the funny kind of dumb. The fact that he's doing a voice that doesn't sound like his own also helped.
 
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